Chapter 197 [Scolding New Tricks!] 】
In the face of these menacing Vs, Han Shuo's heart calmed down, and to be honest, he didn't do this kind of thing, didn't he scold a Korean artist Jin Yangwei before, what was the final result? That man was scolded by him and sent to the hospital!
This time, Han Shuo was ready to accumulate some virtue, and he didn't scold him so much, of course, it was just that it was not so bad on the surface.
Thinking of this, he sorted out his thoughts and typed out this paragraph:
The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth
One day, the young man asked the Zen master for advice.
The young man asked, "I want to do something, but there are many people who criticize me, saying that I am not the material for doing this at all, what should I do?" ”
The Zen master did not speak, but took out a glass ball and threw it out.
The young man looked at the glass ball flying in the air, and said thoughtfully: "Zen master is trying to tell me, don't take those criticisms as a burden to your heart, just throw them away?" ”
The Zen master shook his head: "Throw away your sister!" You're a waste, you can't do this at all, so don't be embarrassed in front of me, how far your thoughts are, you can roll me like this glass ball! ”
And when Han Shuo sent this "The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth" to guò in a meager way, those quarrels stopped at that moment, and everyone was attracted by this unconventional joke!
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
At this time, some netizens commented on this meager article.
"I kind of understand, haha, Teacher Han Shuo's counterattack is very beautiful, that young man who wants to do great things but has been criticized is not our Teacher Han Shuo? And the pretending to be profound, in fact, is not as good as the Zen master. It's those in the industry! ”
", it's really true to hear you say this, at first I thought that Teacher Han Shuo was doing something, he was bullied to him, and he still had the heart to post "The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth", it turned out to be this idea!"
"I have to say. Teacher Han Shuo's B pretending to be okay is very skillful, this joke seems to be self-deprecating, but it is actually satirizing those industry insiders like Zen masters! ”
"Slipping away, it turns out that Teacher Han Shuo still has this hand, no wonder he kept holding back just now!"
Those industry insiders who ridiculed Teacher Han Shuo were all swollen in the face, and for no reason, they became Zen masters who were not as good as bullshit. Now, when we see this joke in the future. I will always think of today's incident, and I will always think of those self-righteous so-called industry insiders! ”
"It's still the same sentence, I'd rather provoke the king of Hades, don't offend the literati, the pen in their hands is sharper than a knife, and if you are not careful, you will let the people who offend them stink for 10,000 years!"
"Hey, by your reminder. I just remembered that our teacher Han Shuo is also a literati. "Peach Blossom Anthem", "Ideal", "Queqiao Immortal", and "Burrow Ming" are all rare masterpieces! Those directors, actors, investors, etc., offended Teacher Han Shuo, and now they really can't eat and walk around! ”
When netizens praised Han Shuo's clean counterattack, those industry insiders who were originally clamoring for power turned off the lights at this time, and they didn't know if they had no face to see people retreating. Still on the meager when there is no guts to be meager meager .
Han Shuo looked at the original tense scene, which was resolved by his own "The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth", and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
In his world, the story of the Zen master and the youth is a series, and the story of the Zen master and the youth. Originally, it was chicken soup for the soul, which was used to tell the truth of the people, but it was later adapted by netizens, and it became popular on the Internet!
Perhaps the story of the Zen master and the youth can become popular on the Internet because netizens are mainly young people, and most of the young people are rebellious, they don't like to be preached, they don't like the so-called big truth, so they play this chicken soup for the soul like this.
But Han Shuo chose to use this story at this time, but he was defending his dignity!
I will go down the path I choose, even if you all criticize me, so what?
After the smoke cleared, Han Shuo went on to release a series of jokes about several Zen masters and young people to liven up the atmosphere.
The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth No. 2
One day, the young man asked the Zen master for advice.
The young man asked the Zen master, "I broke up with my girlfriend who has been together for seven years, does love not exist in the first place?" ”
The Zen master smiled slightly, took the young man to the stadium where he was playing, and said, "Look at it and you'll understand." ”
The young man pondered for a long time and said thoughtfully: "Does the master mean that the meaning of love is like a competition, as long as the process is hard, it doesn't matter what the result is?" ”
The Zen master closed his eyes and said, "No, no, no! I mean, it's my business that you broke up? ”
The Story of a Zen Master and Youth No. 3
One day, the young man asked the Zen master for advice.
The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I ...... it"
Zen Master: "You can't let go of some things, you can't let go of some people, can't you?" ”
The young man exclaimed, "How does the master know? ”
"Come on, come on." The Zen master pulled the young man and said, "I've boiled all the hot water, and you stupid forks are uncomfortable if they don't get burned." ”
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After netizens saw the stories of these Zen masters and young people, they laughed directly!
"Puff Teacher Han Shuo, can we not be so willful? You're so bad that you've turned other people's good chicken soup for the soul into this! ”
"Laughing, I'm really laughing, in fact, these jokes are not only funny, but also very educational, some people are we mythologize them, in fact, they don't understand anything at all."
"Teacher Han Shuo has always been a star who brings joy to everyone!"
"That's it, it's rare to see a star as down-to-earth as Teacher Han Shuo!"
In this way, the story of Zen masters and young people is now being discussed everywhere, just like the malicious remarks of those big Vs before do not exist at all.
But at this time, the actor Du Yuntao, who had been very unconvinced by Han Shuo before, made such a remark.
"Hehe, I don't think this "The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth" is so understandable, what the Zen master said is very right, Han Shuo, you are a waste, and you can't make movies at all!"
Netizens are about to laugh miserably, even those big Vs who secretly pay attention to the meager situation in front of the computer are also patting their heads in annoyance, pig teammates, this is!
"This IQ is really touching!"
"We all understand, you're still struggling with the superficial meaning!"
"It seems that the Zen master's does indeed exist zài, such as this Du Yuntao."
"Du Yuntao is also here to bring joy to everyone, hehe" (to be continued......)