Han Shuo saw that the meager upper shape shì was very good, and a golden chrysanthemum bloomed on his face. Then, next, we should focus on handsome dog music, after all, this is the main battlefield.

Handsome dog music is not meager, and there are a large number of fans of his own, so it is easy for Han Shuo to guess that netizens who have heard this kind of divine comedy for the first time are scolding "Nervous" and scolding happily.

Sure enough, when he opened the comment area, he saw that it was full of negative comments, among which a comment that seemed to be a compliment had the most likes, and the original comment was written like this:

"Sure enough, it's a divine comedy! I just played this song, and all the hens in my house ran away, and the remaining roosters actually laid eggs! Rats don't show up in my house either! I am so grateful to Han Shuo! ”

Seeing that this is a compliment on the surface, but in fact it is a "good review" for "Worried" to this black person, Han Shuo couldn't cry or laugh, this netizen's black man's skills are too strong, the black man's words are not mentioned, but the words are full of sarcasm! It's really a cow!

In addition to this comment, other popular comments also have quite a lot of likes:

"This song expresses the pain, helplessness, contradictions, and tangled feelings of a chicken that is about to lay eggs, but can't find the nest, and the pain of the eggs."

After Han Shuo saw this, he couldn't stay calm anymore, the cry of the hen when laying eggs was not like what I sang, it should be "cluck"!

Then, the following comment:

"This song is indeed a divine comedy. One is to make you smile from ear to ear, and the other is to keep you from being constipated. Transfer this song to Mommy to listen to, it is effective in treating constipation!! ”

"It was once said that no one can know which is more intense than the pain of a woman in childbirth or the pain of a man when he is kicked to the ball. Now that I've listened to this song, I already know what it hurts when a person gets kicked in the balls during childbirth......"

it! After Han Shuo saw this comment, he almost bit off his tongue, and was kicked in the balls during childbirth, this Nima is a shemale! Is there such a hurtful thing? This is too lacking in morality!

Others commented:

"What the hell is this singing? I thought that "Love Trading" was brain-dead enough, but I didn't expect this "Worried" to be even more brain-dead! Han Shuo, who wrote these two songs, is even more brain-dead! ”

"Strongly resist Han Shuo's qiē works, these things are simply insulting to people's ears!"

“……”

Han Shuo said in his heart, it seems that the person who posted these malicious comments did not pay attention to his own meager feelings, so in that case, I will do it again.

So, he made a predetermined statement and artificially pinned it to the top.

"If you just think it's a song for the sake of spoofing, you're wrong, it's a very professional song. And the reason why it is called the "Divine Comedy" is that it is difficult, has a wide vocal range, and has endless changes in rhythm and timbre. Accompanied by sheng, flute, violin, dulcimer and other musical instruments, using the opera gongs and drums as the lyrics, it integrates a variety of timbres such as Lao Dan, Lao Sheng, Heitou and Hua Dan, and changes endlessly in the extremely fast rhythm. ”

After that, he added the content of the reward of 1,000 yuan for the singer posted on the previous **.

So, within a minute, a large wave of comments came out en masse:

"Damn, I don't know what you're talking about, but I feel very powerful."

"Fusion drama, what's the joke? So many experts don't dare to do this, so you dare? Who do you think you are? ”

"I don't care if you have a fusion drama or not, just say this broken song, what's so difficult about it, wait for me for three minutes, I'll play the recording! Never break your word! Otherwise, the live broadcast eats the keyboard! ”

"Cut, don't say three minutes, I can sing it quickly and completely in one minute!"

"Sit back and wait to eat the keyboard, do you want to give you a courier, you eat it for everyone to see?"

"There are also a lot of broken ones in my Internet café, I wonder if we can express them together?"

“……”

However, three minutes passed, and the guy who had previously threatened to release the recording disappeared from the world, and those netizens who wanted to see his jokes used the Great Summoning Technique.

After a few minutes, finally, after a long wait, the guy showed half of his head.

He replied like this: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have insulted this song as a broken song, it's too difficult to sing it in its entirety, even my professional singer friend also said that there was a lot of pressure!" ”

Downstairs immediately replied:

"I'm not concerned about whether you can sing "Nervous" now, but about what you said about eating the keyboard in the live broadcast."

"Upstairs, I've been waiting for all the flowers!"

“……”

Then this guy evaporated again, this time it was really evaporated.

After these joking comments, a few more good reviews were topped to the top of the top comments:

"There is an essential difference between "Nervousness" and "Love Trading", the "god" of "Nervousness" lies in elegance and an unknown singing, so this song 'can't be learned after listening to it 10,000 times'. I have to admit that Han Shuo is indeed a bull! ”

"I'm chopping vegetables and listening to my apprehension now. As long as you don't listen, your heart will be uncomfortable! Please help me diagnose it, am I crazy!! Should I see a doctor? ”

"I usually listen to low-end pop music, which I've never been exposed to before. But the first time I listened to it, I could really feel the emotion it wanted to convey, as if the tune was going to pull me in, which was a wonderful feeling. ”

"The first time I listened to this song, I thought it was very weird, howling, and it wasn't music at all; Listening to it for the second time, I feel like it's a bit of a tune, and the sense of rhythm is also full; The third time I listened, I started to shake my head slightly; The fourth time I listened, I began to dance with my hands and feet, my mouth began to babble, and the classmates next to me began to squint at me; After listening to it for the fifth time, I already think this song is very good, and I can understand the meaning of the song, and the classmates who kept "bring a belt and a knife" in their mouths couldn't stand me anymore, and they all came around and wanted to flatten me; Listening to it for the sixth time, I'm already carried away, whoever doesn't let me sing, I'll fight with whom! Listen to the seventh, eighth, ninth...... I have lived on this Divine Comedy for most of my life!!! ”

"I'm breaking through the innate realm in the Internet café that I haven't broken through for many days. Suddenly, there was a ghostly howl from the machine next to him, and the true qi was stagnant, and the true qi that had been condensed for a long time gradually dissipated. I felt a burst of chagrin in my heart, and burst out with a foul "I cǎo". The ghost howl continued, and I had no intention of cultivating, so in desperation, I calmed down and listened quietly. With a knife, with a knife, with a knife, with a knife, with a knife, with a knife, with a knife, with a knife, it doesn't matter, I faintly felt that the innate qi gathered, and the 360 knocking points in the body suddenly became unobstructed. I couldn't help but calm down and quietly understand the true meaning of this song, the more I deeply comprehended, the more frightened I became, and suddenly entered a mysterious realm. ”

"I'll go to it, it's all about cultivating immortals, the real person upstairs please take me to fly together!"

"Wait, take me with you by the way!"

“……”

When the comment area was hot, the ranking on the leaderboard was also quietly changing.

In the beginning, the rankings looked like this:

"I Love Blue Sky" Li Dahai: 30,214 votes.

"That's It" Zhang Shuai: 26,356 votes.

"Heaven and Earth" Hong Zhiming: 20134 votes.

"Desire for Happiness" Zhao Li: 17,564 votes.

……

At that time, Han Shuo's "Worried" only had 100 votes, ranking 5001.

But in Han Shuotongguò's various campaigning activities, which are meager and in the comment area, the current ranking has become like this:

"Worried" Han Shuo: 43,210 votes.

"I Love the Blue Sky" Li Dahai: 33,279 votes.

"Therefore" Zhang Shuai: 28,345 votes.

"Heaven and Earth" Hong Zhiming: 24,653 votes.

Han Shuorao was ready, but when he saw the ranking, he was still taken aback, first place! First place! It's only been a long time, less than an hour, and "Worried" has rushed from the original 5,000 to the first place! Trample Li Dahai's "I Love the Blue Sky" under your feet!

This kind of speed is fiercer than chicken blood!

It's a miracle!

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