Chapter 92: True Innocence and False Innocence
Shen Han thought back to Huo Xiaoling, with this girl's temperament, she shouldn't be able to perform that kind of hot dew point show. After seeing Lin Xueshuo on the sofa glancing at himself from time to time, Shen Han felt that one thing that couldn't be done well was said by Cheng Fei to be a mess, yesterday I went to the sauna to find a little ** sister for a massage, if I went to watch some dew show today, I don't know what Lin Xueshuo thinks of himself in his heart.
So Shen Han waved his hand and said to Cheng Fei: "Look at my eyes, look at my clear and pure eyes, do you think you will go to see that kind of messy performance?" ”
Cheng Fei smiled and said, "Okay, okay, you're a decent gentleman." Let's go, let's go to the little egret to inspect the market, and take a good look at how the girls over there are developing, whether the chest is stiff or not, whether the buttocks are upturned, and there may be our brother's sister in the future. ”
"It's your front line, not mine." In front of Lin Xueshuo, Shen Han immediately dissociated himself from this guy, and then joked with a smile: "You are such an adult, I thought that I was going to play with such a high difficulty as a good family, how could I start the idea of a little hairy child." Cheng Fei, you are not kind, this is the shameful behavior of the old cow eating tender grass. ”
At the same time, I couldn't help but wonder in my heart, according to him, the little girl who had slept with this kid was a frightening number, how could she care about such a low-level problem. Isn't it, the Little Egret Arts Center's performances have always had a reputation for dew points, right?
As soon as he thought of this, Shen Han's heart jumped up uncontrollably, and he couldn't help but think of the seductive picture of Huo Xiaoling when she went into battle in a semi-vacuum.
After fartking with Cheng Fei for a while, and then saying hello to Lin Xueshuo, the two walked outside the door.
Lin Xueshuo looked at him faintly, didn't say anything, but when Shen Han was about to step out of the door, he whispered, "Come back early!" ”
More than half an hour later, the car drove into Huo Xiaoling's school. I have to say that the girls in the Little Egret Art Center are of high quality, have a good temperament, and have a hot body, which makes people feel the urge to catch and waste in the grove when they look at it from a distance.
"Wow, old Han, this is heaven, this forest is really heaven." Cheng Fei danced excitedly on the leather side of the car, as if he was going crazy.
After parking the car, Shen Han sent a text message to Huo Xiaoling: "I'm at your school, where is the heroine." ”
The other end quickly sent back the message: "Classroom 301 of the No. 1 Teaching Building, art class." ”
Cheng Fei instigated: "Let's go, Lao Han, let's go to class and feel this pile of high-quality eyebrows up close." ”
Shen Han said to Huo Xiaoling: "Do you welcome the leaders to come and observe?" ”
Huo Xiaoling said, "Come here." ”
There is no doubt that Shen Han and Cheng Fei are both bold guys. I thought that the students in class should all be beautiful students, but when I came to the classroom door and looked inside, I found that there were more boys.
Shen Han thought about it for a while, and felt that it would be undignified to suddenly break in in front of the public, so he waited outside the door for them to get out of class before going in to find Huo Xiaoling. However, the scene of the teacher wearing thick glasses standing next to the podium and criticizing the drawings drawn by the two classmates as useless aroused Shen Han's interest. Shen Han walked in a little and glanced at the canvas, happy, it turned out that this was a sketching class.
A female model sits motionless to the side. The teacher who gave the lecture drew the outline of her body on the canvas, leaving the facial features for the students to practice. It's a pity that the level of drawing by the two students who came up really made the teacher very dissatisfied. Shen Han stared at the canvas for a moment, thinking that if he used the precision of his divine sense, maybe he could draw this portrait vividly.
Just as Shen Han was pondering this, the art teacher found him and asked, "Classmate, are you in class?" ”
This movement naturally attracted the attention of everyone in the class. Shen Han saw Huo Xiaoling sitting in the corner, grinning and grimacing at himself. Shen Han's heart moved, and he immediately decided to pretend to be a student and go in to be at the same table with Huo Xiaoling.
He was taken in by the old Taoist priest since he was a child, and his life was poor, and he had no opportunity to go to school, let alone receive higher education. It's just that with a good memory and understanding, I learned something by myself.
Shen Han smiled at the art teacher: "Yes." ”
As a result, the art teacher seized the opportunity and said, "Look at what time it is, the first class didn't come, and the second class didn't arrive until more than ten minutes!" ”
Shen Han quibbled: "Teacher, who said that I didn't come to the first class, I just went out after class for a while." ”
The students in the classroom immediately laughed when they heard his words, and the art teacher said with a grim face: "I didn't end class at all just now!" ”
"Huh? So? "Shen Han felt very aggrieved, he just wanted to come in and listen to it, do you need to be so careful with me?
"If you're late, forget it, just disturb me when I'm lecturing to the point and at the critical time. Isn't it intentional? The teacher continued to say with a black face.
Shen Han smiled and said, "Teacher, I just felt that you got to the point, so I came over to listen to your lecture." ”
In a word, the whole class burst into laughter. Huo Xiaoling laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and gave him a thumbs up from afar.
"Did you understand what I said about the attention part?" The art teacher asked.
"Of course." Shen Han said without thinking.
As a result, the art teacher handed the brush to him and said, "Then you can paint." ”
Shen Han was stunned. Nima's, this is to deliberately embarrass Lao Tzu. Huo Xiaoling watched gloating from a distance, without the slightest intention of helping.
Fortunately, Lao Tzu has divine sense. Shen Han walked up to the model and looked at it carefully for a few minutes. In the end, the art teacher was impatient with him and shouted, "Are you optimistic?" ”
Shen Han smiled, picked up the paintbrush on the table, and then began to move on the canvas, if you look carefully, you will find that his posture of holding the paintbrush is a little strange.
Shen Han still thought about things simply, although his divine sense could accurately capture the model's smile and every part and every angle, but if he didn't have the basic skills of drawing, it was still difficult to draw well.
It took him a long time to draw the model's lips. It's not good, but it's not bad. Seeing that the art teacher looked like he was about to go crazy again, Shen Han immediately said, "Teacher, my hand has been injured in the past two days, so it is not very sensitive. ”
The art teacher glared at him and said, "What are you going to eat, go down!" ”
Shen Han was very upset, and soon, his divine sense noticed that there was something interesting in the wallet that the art teacher had placed on the table. Shen Han decided to teach this not very amiable teacher a lesson.
As he walked down from the podium, he deliberately flicked the textbook on the podium with his hand, and the textbook hit the black wallet. The wallet flew out. Then, a boxy quadrangular plastic package flew out of it, passed a parabola in the air, and landed on the tables of the girls in the first row.
"Ah!!h The sound sounded like thunder on a sunny day, and the girls in the front row who reacted quickly began to scream loudly, and then, when the girls in the back row figured out the situation, they also shouted: "Ahhh!!h ”
The expression, the look, as if their purest eyes had seen the filthiest thing in the world, and the boys in the classroom laughed and whistled.
Cheng Fei, who had been standing next to him, walked in with a smile, and said to the art teacher whose face was green about this matter: "Teacher, are you giving us a physiology and health class today?" ”
The art teacher was teased by Cheng Fei so that his face turned from red to green, and then green to colorful. Shen Han walked over with a smile, picked up the small square on the table with an embarrassed face, handed it to the art teacher and said, "Teacher, I'm sorry, if you are not careful, it flew out." If you take a closer look, it shouldn't be broken, and it can still be used. ”
The art teacher's pale forehead was full of green tendons, and he looked like he was going to kill Shen Han. It is conceivable that with the gossip of nearly 100 girls in this large classroom, this incident that happened today will definitely blow to every corner of the school like a spring breeze.
The art teacher said with a gloomy face: "What are you talking about, sit down in your seat." ”
Shen Han and Cheng Fei walked to Huo Xiaoling's side through many eyes, Huo Xiaoling said a few words to the classmate next to her, and the girl gave up her position very cooperatively.
Huo Xiaoling covered her mouth with her hands and almost laughed at her stomach: "Shen Han, you are too talented." ”
Shen Han smiled and said, "Heaven and earth conscience, I really didn't mean it, who would have thought that this buddy would put that thing in his wallet." Talent. ”
"You're also a talent." Huo Xiaoling gave a thumbs up.
"This is Cheng Fei, my buddy. This is Huo Xiaoling. Shen Han introduced the two.
"Hello, beauty." Cheng Fei took the initiative to say hello.
"Haha, hello, handsome guy."
Cheng Fei immediately winked at Shen Han, leaned in his ear and asked, "Old Han, this girl is very peugeot, you already have my cousin, can she soak it?" ”
"If you have the ability to do it, I have no opinion." Shen Han spread his hands and said.
"Forget it, look at your reluctance, this girl should keep you to play slowly. In other words, these girls in class are quite pure, and they fly out of a set, reflecting that they can be so big. ”
When Shen Han heard this, he pursed his lips and said, "Pure, so pure that I've even seen this kind of thing." And they can be so accurately identified in such a short period of time, if you tell you that they haven't used it, would you believe it? ”
Cheng Fei slapped his head when he heard this: "Sister, I was almost deceived by them." ”