Of course I became a star in the class because my jokes were always coming up one after another, and the little girls were always chasing me to tell jokes, what if the boys asked me to tell them? Simple, I will tell them those jokes that everyone is familiar with, after all, there are limited resources, there is no mine with them, and I have to be despicable for my own future. My dad saw that I liked to read so much, so he bought me two books, "Every Day Has a New Fairy Tale" and "Grimm's Fairy Tales", and I was even more crazy, I can understand the stories on the fairy tales of "Every Day", I feel vivid, every animal is so smart and cute, I often dream that they play with me. It's just that I can't understand it very well, why does the princess have to use the prince to save it, why can't a commoner like me save it? Snow White was rescued and married by the prince, and even Cinderella was married by the prince, I feel very depressed, this prince is really hateful. "Everyday" fairy tales I can also tell you vividly and vividly, Grimm's fairy tales are endorsements, and it is the kind of endorsement that is very heart-wrenching, that feeling is like telling others how my woman was snatched away by others, and finally I can't talk anymore, so I have to bring the book to the school for those beauties to read, but it is conditional, kiss me, I don't want to, that's okay, let me kiss you.

"You must be funny when you smile so sweetly, I want to hear it."

"Dust, you're so good to me."

"What's the matter, did you have sorry for me in the past?"

"What's the matter, sister? Didn't you say it since you were a child? ”

"Shulan, my sister asked you to answer the phone."

"What are you thinking?"

My sister was raised as a child daughter-in-law at the beginning, and I still can't figure out why with my grandfather's advanced thinking, people who don't even want to violate family planning are not high enough, but I just don't understand why a person with such a high ideological consciousness as my grandfather can raise a child daughter-in-law for his little grandson. Of course, grandpa has a set of sayings, but as I get older, I feel more and more that set of statements is full of loopholes, grandpa said, I was born with a weak physique, I hope to have a daughter-in-law can hang my life, I have really experienced several thrilling crises. In fact, in our rural areas, young boys grow up to worry about begging for a daughter-in-law, and I have it since I was a child, of course, everyone often jokes, maybe because of this, I am also more precocious, when I was in elementary school, I was a little enlightened about the relationship between men and women, and there were a lot of jokes for this, for example, my little friend Wang Qiang's sister Wang Jia, once I called Wang Jia to our house, picked a pear for him to eat, and when she finished eating, I told her, "You eat my pear, you will be my person in the future." Immediately scared Wang Jia and ran back home, and later my grandmother joked with Wang Jia's grandmother, "Your family's Wang Jia and our family's Chen Chen are still quite a match." Grandma Wang Jia also said very cooperatively, "No, we grew up together, your Chen Chen is still so well-behaved, if anyone can marry him in the future, it will be really blessed." At that time, Wang Jia was by her side, and my grandmother immediately grabbed Wang Jia, who was a little shy and wanted to escape, and said with a smile, "Jiajia, did you hear it, our marriage is decided like this, and I will marry you when I grow up." ”

"My mother knows that I have found a good daughter-in-law for her, and she is overjoyed."

But I heard that my sister is about to get married now, hey, the world is impermanent, and if there weren't so many things that happened back then, my sister is very likely to become my wife, and my sister is of course not my own sister, but an orphan adopted by my mother. Listening to my mother's usual chatter, and I was ready to have another daughter, but my grandfather didn't let me, saying that it was a violation of national discipline, I grew up to understand, what kind of national discipline, isn't it family planning, I want to have another child with family planning, and the fine at that time was not very heavy, hehe, our family can afford it, and with his old man's face, maybe the reduction and exemption will not be so unacceptable in the end. …,

My grades were refined again and again, until the high school entrance examination, I was admitted to the best high school in our city with excellent results, and it was free, at that time my grandmother came out and said, "Chen Chen, should I continue to study?" ”

At the time, I felt strange, but the thought that my grandfather's life's work was in my body, and that I could be crushed to death by that power in the terminal stage of cancer, made my memory better. It's just that what is strange to me is that I used to have good eyesight and hearing, but now I am even more perverted, far away I can see a few white hairs in front of the teacher's temples on the podium, and I can hear those little couples in the woods outside when I sleep at night, but at this time my heart is calm.

To be honest, my mother's love for me is the same as my sister, but the way of expression is different, when my sister finished the high school entrance examination and wanted to apply for high school and college but had to apply for the kindergarten teacher because of her grandfather's will, my sister cried, my mother cried, although kindergarten teachers were still very popular jobs at that time, but college has become a trend. Then the requirements for me became more strict, my grandfather died, my father was old for many years, and I matured a lot, and I understood that I was no longer the same year, and I didn't feel that I was much more restrained in the past, no longer messing around with those girls, no longer messing around with so many boys, and began to concentrate on my studies. Those people who had been familiar with me were very surprised to see the changes in me, and they all thought it was contrived, but when the midterm exam results came down, they were dumbfounded, I ranked second in the school, they looked at me one by one with the eyes of monsters, and some people even asked me sourly, if I had taken any brain tonic elixir.

"Chen Chen." Hearing Shulan calling me, I turned around and asked, "Shulan, what's wrong?" ”

"However, calling me mom in front of me is the same as calling me husband." I really hope that I can continue to joke like this, and Shulan will no longer dig my old bottom, but the truth always backfires, "Husband, husband, people want to listen to your childhood stories." ”

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"Ah, why didn't anyone say that the third aunt's son married the fourth aunt's daughter."

"Shulan, we are all like this, how can we still call us aunt again, what a life."

"But the teacher said it was wrong."

"What's that?"

"Sister, how can you say bad things about me to Shulan, do you know how sad I am, your perfect image in my mind is shattered, gone forever, hum, you can't joke like this, okay, okay, forgive you, who made you and I sister, okay, I know, hang it, I have something to contact, 88."

In the end, Dad clapped his hand and said, "Mom, Chen Chen's grades are so good, people are well-behaved, and now that the world is better, there is nothing Dad is worried about, so let him continue." ”

"Poof, no, my aunt is such an enlightened person."

I followed suit, "yes, we should change that." ”

I don't remember very well what happened at that time, but when I saw the wound left by chemotherapy on my grandfather's neck, the wound that kept oozing blood, I wiped my eyes and tears vigorously, and nodded vigorously, until the moment my grandfather crooked his neck, I didn't know that grandpa had left us forever.

Come to the play, at this time, the bell of the "Black Bat Squadron" rang again, and I thought to myself that my mother is worthy of my mother, and she always rescues me from danger, eh? Sister's number, "Sister, okay, how dare I, didn't I know that my sister had to meet Ruyi Langjun, the little couple is in the miyue period, how dare I call casually, no, how dare I, I think about my sister every day, you will hurt me the most when you beat my sister, how can I be so wolf-hearted and dog-lunged, look at what my sister said, I'm not worried that it's not time to fight, disturb you and your Qingqing I, at night, lack of sleep is the enemy of women, how dare I risk the world's disapproval, I don't dare to borrow my little brother again, and no one is willing to borrow my courage to do such a conscientious thing," at this time, Shulan couldn't help but fall into my arms and laughed wildly, "Yes, yes, little brother, I pray for my sister thousands of times a day, and every time I hope that my sister can be happy, yes, of course, the world is not as big as my sister, my sister is my biggest, don't worry, sister, you don't know your brother, how can you be so easy to be bullied and suffer, I don't bully others, Everyone else has to burn high incense, that's, yes, now I'm looking for a job, the boss is very good to me, your brother is training those old men in the company, I know, how can I forget my grandfather's legacy, but my brother I also have to plan for my future, my first plan if I don't do that, I will die, besides, who will say such a shameful thing, rest assured, as long as I don't tell others that they want Amitabha, how can you be considered someone else, you are my dearest and dearest sister, sister, You're really hateful, you didn't say a word, you were about to hang up the phone, I'm afraid of wasting money, you're so unconscionable, I'm hurt my brother, a heart has become two petals, I can't live, haha, sister, I'm joking, how can this be regarded as a curse on yourself, don't take it as an example, I really don't dare, really, really, don't worry, brother, I have always believed in my word, even if you don't believe me, I don't believe in your brother, who is your brother, your brother is your Chen Xi's brother, of course it's me, How can I be faithful under your light, Eleven wants to come over to play, well, I miss my sister too,...,

You also know the student, you have to listen, don't take my quasi-brother-in-law, in the end, it's okay, don't let your brother-in-law come to a Hexi lion roar, you don't feel good if you go back and don't kneel on the washboard and kneel on the board, I just said it for more than ten minutes, and I won't say it, if my brother can't even bring laughter to my sister, then my younger brother will be too incompetent, okay, before hanging up, I wish you all the best, happy every day, the more beautiful you live, why don't you say that you live younger and younger, I think beauty has no age limit, well. ”

I memorized this word, and then I slowly learned about it through various methods, only to find that it was so terrible, it could be said to be appalling, it was not tolerated by the world at all, and it seemed to be punished by the law, and then I retreated. As the saying goes, "The mountains and rivers are full of doubts, and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village." At this time, I remembered that I was not related to my sister by blood, but I was still confused until my sister was pursued, until I met Xu Hui.

"Flim Flam."

"Ah, it seems that relatives marry relatives."

"Huh?" Can you tell Shulan about these things, if this overturns our old vinegar in Shanxi, it will be worth it.

"I'm thinking about some interesting things from my childhood."

"Sister Chen Xi is good, I'm Shulan, En, Sister Xi, Well, it's okay, Chen Chen is okay, don't care, oh, I'll be careful." Then he handed me the phone and said, "My sister asked you to answer the phone." ”

"So what, I'm sure my aunt will be considerate of me."

Originally, my grandfather told us that my sister would be admitted to a kindergarten teacher, so that I could know two words after finishing elementary school, but I was really reluctant to leave that fragrant environment because I was like a fish in water and enjoyed all the blessings in school. But my grandfather is so good to me, and it is my grandfather, respecting the elders is the first education I have received since I was born, and I told my grandfather that I want to study, I don't have the guts, but I dare to tell my grandmother, my mother, and my father, and in the end I don't know how my grandfather figured it out, it seems that it is still thanks to the great policy of our country, and my grandfather said, "Our country is strong, and now we have nine-year compulsory education, of course we have to abide by it, of course we can't confront the country." So I successfully entered high school, and the excitement I felt at that time was like the Red Army crossing the Yalu River, and I felt that there was a bright light in front of me.

"The teacher said to do that."

When my sister said, "That's not good. ”

So I went to chase Xu Hui, and my sister accepted the boy's pursuit, but my sister didn't have long to date the boy and it didn't take long for her to fail, and the specific details were not very clear, and I didn't delve into my sister's sadness. Could it be that grandpa said that my sister has a bad fate, and I can't do anything about it.

"What's wrong, if I marry you, what's in the way of them?"

"Well, yes, when I was a child, the teacher gave us the homework of character dialogue, and I did it at home with my sister, even if the teacher didn't assign homework, I would think about the Fade dialogue with my sister, which created ah, but unfortunately my childhood is no more." As if I heard Shulan's inner exclamation, I smiled and said, "Thanks to you, otherwise I really don't know how to spend my life." ”

"How can there be, that's it, my mother will say that I am Chen Shimei when she sees it."

Grandpa's death hit me hard, and it hit my parents, grandmothers, and sisters very hard, my grandmother was seriously ill, and my father seemed to be a teenager old, and I was still thinking about how my father had so many gray hairs all of a sudden. Because my sister was brought back by my grandfather, my grandmother's attitude towards me and my sister is completely a heaven and an earth, which makes me very puzzled, and then this is the sequelae of patriarchy, but my mother may feel very sorry because she didn't have another daughter, and I love my sister well, sometimes I'm jealous, such as when eating dumplings, because my sister doesn't eat meat, I always have to feed my mother with her mouth, and at this time I will be coquettish, "Mom, I don't like to eat stuffing, I also want my mother to feed." ”…,

Another time I played with others, three boys and one girl, and the three boys used rock-paper-scissors to determine who would marry that girl, her name was Liu Xiang. When I lost, I ran home crying and yelling, "Liu Xiang won't marry me, Liu Xiang won't marry me." ”

How did I get to high school in such a family? Just because I had a serious illness in my second year of junior high school, leukemia, and it was the kind that was not saved, I was already lying at home counting down, and my grandfather suddenly said to me, "Chen Chen, all this is fate." Then I clicked twice, I couldn't move, and then a hot air in the body was running up and down, and then I didn't know anything, when I woke up again and felt refreshed, I was cured, but my grandfather fell ill, terminal cancer, and died in a few days, and finally left me alone, and said to me, "Chen Chen, good grandson, grandpa can't take care of you, you have to listen to the words of the family, remember to cherish yourself, don't be strong in everything, our Chen family is your only seedling, remember to take care of yourself." Grandpa has taught you all the skills of his life, you must not touch it before you are twenty-five years old, you must remember that that skill can save your life, you can live to the age of twenty-five, and your calamity will pass, at that time you can do what you want, remember not to be in the limelight before the age of twenty-five. Chen Chen, grandpa is really reluctant to let you go, you are so obedient so you have to hear, remember to take care of your grandma, she is hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, I am not here, and I don't know how much I have to suffer, and there is your sister, she is also a hard-working person, I Xiaoxi has calculated a hexagram, she has a bad fate, remember that she is grandpa to find you your daughter-in-law. And your parents, they have worked hard all their lives, and you must honor them. ”

"Didn't you just get a call two days ago?"

I remember the time clearly, the reason why I remember it clearly is because my mother had a serious illness that year, appendicitis, and the pain was so cold that I didn't dare to say anything that scared my sister and me, but I only dared to massage my mother's whole body, hoping that this could alleviate my mother's pain. Now think about it, a small illness, it would have been fine with an operation, but the quack doctor misunderstood, saying that he had eaten something bad, and some of them were on fire, and he took a lot of useless medicine, and finally my father rushed back from the field to see that something was wrong and hurried to the city, and lived for more than a month, and everything was gone after an operation. At that time, my sister and I often went to the city to see my mother, and when my mother recovered from her illness, she came back with the book of jokes that I had read boringly at that time, which made me feel like a treasure, and I realized that my original admiration for those teachers who talked and laughed naturally faded a little, and they cheated. So the first thing I did when I got home those days was no longer to turn on the TV, no longer to beg my grandmother for food, but to take the joke book and memorize the jokes, and then tell my sister first, practice, practice, until I amused her, because I thought my sister was my daughter-in-law.

"Shulan, look at what you said, how can I be sorry for you, it's just that in the past, your husband and I were a puffed bag, and we let it go with the wind for those unbearable pasts."

"Chen, have you always talked to your sister like this?"

"Well, I don't know very well, I'll ask the teacher when the time comes."

Now whenever I think back to the absurd things of the past, I laugh out loud, but when I grew up, I didn't grow much up, when I went to junior high school, it was a turning point in my life, not only because my grandfather died for me, but also because my grandfather prevented me from going to junior high school.

My sister has loved me since I was a child, maybe because she is three years older than me, maybe my grandmother is not as good as I am to her, so my sister has been more sensible than me since she was a child, and one day during the winter vacation when my sister was a kindergarten teacher, she quietly found me and asked me, "Brother, do you still want to marry your sister?" ”…,

In the past two days, I have received phone calls from home one after another, with the phone call to my grandmother yesterday, and now I am left with my sister, who is a kindergarten teacher, who once taught in a kindergarten, and then transferred to a government unit, and now I am working in the data room of the Education Bureau, but the newcomer will always be a coolie.

"It's not good, people just want to listen, why does Shanshan work like this, I don't work like this?"

In the end, my grandmother agreed, and my father's words worked, and my tears also played a small role. Entering high school, it is a new world, you can be far away from home, originally in junior high school my mother often went to the town to buy things to see me, now almost always when my father comes to see me, only three or four times a year, a year out of the Golden Week and winter and summer vacations, I almost always take it with me at school. It seems that my sister pinned her hopes on me to go to university, and every time I called, I urged me many times to study hard and get into a prestigious university. But at this time, I actually had a dream, I dreamed of my grandfather, he repeated to me the instructions when he was dying, I recalled what I did, I did it all, filial piety to my parents and grandmothers, everyone was very satisfied with my performance, is it due to my excellent grades, thinking of all kinds since childhood, thinking of grandpa for me to pass on the merits, although a little incredible, but I still know that my problem is there, I began to Taoguang Yang, but a lot of things can be understood at a glance, I have to calculate how to make my grades not too out-of-the-ordinary, floating in the middle and upper, after all, I have to give an explanation to my family, who let the people in the village say that I am a Wenqu star, just like this, the exam questions are too difficult, and my results will be dragged out, which surprises everyone, including Xu Hui, of course.

"Huh? Shulan said, I said it's not okay yet? "Be in a hurry, and engage in delaying tactics," Shulan, wait for me to call home, or I will be woken up in the middle of the night." ”！ ~！