Liangzhou Haoshen saw Lin Wan'er's indifferent expression, and his heart was annoyed, and there was another burst of foul language.

Lin Wan'er was a little impatient, put her eyelids under her eyelids, raised her eyebrows, plucked her ears with her little fingers, and attacked her with the most famous sentence of King Xiliang: "Your grandmother has a leg." ”

The Liangzhou gentry were collectively silent, as if they had heard a thunderbolt, and their hearts were turned over and over, most of them were born recklessly, and they were not taboo when they opened their mouths, and they had more ugly words to serve Lin Wan'er, but swearing in Xiliang was an extremely "strict" political incident, even the Liangzhou officialdom, which was thousands of miles away from Liangzhou, rarely heard swear words.

At the beginning, the king of Xiliang was crowned the king of Xiliang, commanded the three states of Xiliang, and won a great victory in the-for-tat battle with Xihu, and then seized the Hetao Plain, and an army was not cut, and raised 300,000 Xiliang iron horsemen with the barren Xiliang soil.

After seizing the Hetao Plain, there was a very famous "Xiliang Ten Questions" in the history of the Great Wei State, Xu Xiao used your grandmother's "body organs" to greet all the officials of the three provinces and six departments of Shangjing, which invisibly fueled the arrogance of Xiliang, and at that time the Zhenbei army was already entangled with the Xiongnu, and it was inseparable from Xiliang.

Many Xiliang troops have already jumped over the Xueyong Pass and appeared on the land of the Central Plains, and a kind of remarks that had been widely circulated within the Xujia army have been revived -- to set up their own doors and call themselves Wang Zixiong.

But Xu Xiao was unmoved, and supervised the construction of the Xiliang Mansion all day long, especially for the statue of the princess that was as high as a hundred feet, and he did his best to not be sloppy at all.

Xiliang's Wenchen military generals knelt in front of Xu Xiao's door, and Xu Xiao got up early. Put on coarse linen clothes, pick up a mace, and carry a shovel. With a blanket on his left shoulder and a sweat towel on his right shoulder, he went out to break ground with the group of craftsmen and build the palace.

The military generals of Wenchen followed suit, stepping on small steps, and followed behind Xu Xiao and persuaded bitterly: "Lord Wang, at this time, the time and place are favorable. We will definitely assist the prince to rule the world and ascend the throne. At that time, the princess will be honored according to the regulations of the mother's rites. Wouldn't it be more grand? ”

Xu Xiao picked up the blanket on his shoulder, wiped his sweat, looked at the hundred-zhang boulder that had been transported, and muttered, "Su Su won't care about this." ”

The military generals looked at each other. What the prince said is not visible. Anyone who has seen the gentle princess and princess is not happy and convinced, and instead advised: "If the prince is afraid of the court to embarrass the thirteen Taibao, he can release cruel words, if he hurts the thirteen Taibao in the slightest, when he breaks through the capital one day, he will definitely slaughter the city and destroy the households, and Rao is group of three provinces and six departments full of benevolence and morality dare not do anything." ”

Xu Xiao sighed and continued to work with his head down: "You guys." It's just that the heart is too big, far inferior to Fan Li. At the beginning, it was you who instigated me to be self-reliant, only Fan Li could see it clearly, saying that the hearts of the people in the world are in the Zhao family, even if the Xu family's army is invincible, but there is still a long gap between it and sitting on the world. The most important thing is that I am not an emperor material, and you know this matter very well, but why do you want me to fight for the world? ”

The military generals of Wenchen were indignant in their hearts, admonished each other with death, knelt in front of Xu Xiao for a long time, and there were many people who were like ashes, seeing that the world at their fingertips gave up to each other, resigned and returned to their hometowns, and no longer asked about current affairs in Xiliang.

During that time, Xu Xiao was also upset, Bai Su left, His Royal Highness Xu Yunfeng began to become unpredictable, and the injuries brought by the perennial campaign attacked the powerful prince together, and he couldn't afford to be sick, and he lay in bed for three months before he could get out of bed and walk around.

When the sun was rising, Xu Xiao stood in front of the door and stopped to watch the sculpture of the princess that had begun to take shape for a long time, and then bowed his waist out of the palace.

He went to the tavern and drank a pot of wine, asked for two plates of side dishes with wine, raised his glass and drank it dry, and naturally said to himself: "Susu, don't talk about me, I haven't drunk for three months, I want to panic." ”

After drinking a pot of wine, the two plates of side dishes are not finished, he asked the shopkeeper for two pieces of oiled paper, wrapped the grass, went out of the shop, and saw a lot of naughty children along the street, singing a small key nursery rhyme: "Your grandmother has a leg, your grandmother has a mouth, and the six departments of the three provinces in the capital are all little turtles......"

Xu Xiao's face is getting more and more ugly, children don't learn well, and they specialize in learning some scolding words, what kind of system they become. He couldn't help but reproach the child a word or two.

The child's parents came out and said with displeasure on their faces: "This is the mantra of my Xiliang prince, how magnificent and domineering, what kind of thing is that group of people in the court, what is the matter with my children learning a sentence or two?" ”

Xu Xiao was speechless, and shook his head incessantly, he didn't expect that his joke would make such a big move, and now he has become a kind of symbol, if ordinary people and ordinary people scold "your grandma has a leg" in order to be happy, it will be regarded as ignorant and rude, but he said such a foul word, and it was interpreted as "magnificent and domineering", which is not good, very bad.

Bowing his head and returning to the palace, Xu Xiao called Wei Song and Fan Heming to his side and expressed his worries.

Wei Song and Fan Heming glanced at each other, and saw a trace of sadness in each other's eyes, the father-in-law is old, he is really old, this serious illness has made the father-in-law who was hearty in the past become worried, it would be good if Aunt Su was still there, but it was only if.

Fan Heming said: "Build a school, force children to go to school for three years, rectify the Xiliang officialdom, and clean up the calendar." ”

Xu Xiao nodded, he never asked about Xiliang's financial situation, he deliberately allocated a huge amount of money to build a school, and began to vigorously reuse scholars, and transformed the martial Xiliang into the Xiliang of Shangwen, but did he abandon martial arts, forming a scene where civil and military go hand in hand.

Xu Xiao also deliberately seconded the proposal: "Anyone who is an official in Xiliang must not spit out dirty words without martial arts." Especially like 'your grandma's legs' and 'your grandma's mouth', don't say it anymore. ”

The construction of the school and the rectification of the officialdom still make the Xiliang officials happy and convinced, but they can't spit out dirty words, which is really ridiculous, some people think it's just a joke from the prince, and it can't be true, but when several bigwigs in the army were scolded by Xu Xiaozhu for a few swear words, the hundred officials were suddenly shocked.

Especially after Yang Tingxiong, the tiger wolf in the Five Tigers of Xiliang, was scolded by the cane. The hundred officials were silent, and they all obediently retracted their mouths, and became "elegant" according to the exit of the cat and the tiger.

Although it is still nondescript to this day. There are often a lot of jokes, but the folk customs of Xiliang have indeed improved a lot, and then going out to pace, Xu Xiao can't hear "your grandma has a leg", and hears "white hair floating in green water, red anthurium plucking clear waves", "persuade you to drink a glass of wine, there is no one in Yangguan in the west".

The land of Xiliang is barren. The people are fierce and closed, but there is a vibrant scene inside. There are many schools everywhere, and children can read and write.

Lin Wan'er once pointed out the crux of Xiliang: "Closed and cool, not communicating with the outside world, but it has flourished in a short period of time." It's the same as the Qing Dynasty. It is also possible to produce a 'prosperous era of Kangqian' and bring the original ideology into full play, but with the passage of time, the disadvantages will become more and more apparent, and in the end, the disadvantages will outweigh the advantages. ”

Outside the city of Liangzhou, Li Mubai drew a long ravine, and the officials of Liangzhou were abused by Lin Wan'er in every way, but they couldn't talk back. And also used the famous "stunt" of our Xiliang prince - your grandmother's legs.

They want to fight back, but they can't help but be on the same front as they seem to be on the same side as themselves. But in private, it is very likely that the Liangzhou colleagues who "make a small report", if they pout and scold a few swear words today, they will definitely have colleagues who will send you to Liangzhou the next day, that Hulu Fan Heming is an upright person who enforces the law impartially, and when he comes to Liangzhou, no matter how much silver you hand over, the final board still has to be eaten, maybe even his career will be cut off.

Hey, they all say how barbaric the folk customs of Xiliang are, this is something they haven't seen with their own eyes, heard with their own ears, and being an official in Xiliang, it's actually quite difficult, and it's rare that sometimes they can't find the north and the south.

Lin Wan'er didn't give up, a mouth like a little goldfish that kept spitting bubbles, after greeting the grandmother of Liangzhou Baiguan, she entered the mouth from the other party's appearance, and evaluated them one by one from left to right, and the metaphor used was very "novel", several words and sentences listed together have no logical relationship, but they are particularly harsh in the ears, which makes the person being described extremely embarrassed, and makes the people around him laugh.

"Look at the third fat-headed guy on the left, he looks really good-looking, you need to be patient to look at it."

"Tsk, the one who grinned and snickered, didn't look at what you looked like, and he got rid of a mouse face with a bull's nose, if he didn't pay attention to see you at night, he wouldn't be scared out of heart disease by you?"

"Alas, what about you, don't look left and right, it's the long face that looks like an avocado, it's not your fault that you're ugly, and it's not your fault that you're scary, but it's not your fault that you're scary when you come out in broad daylight. Don't stare, I'm a sincere person, I can't hide what to say in my heart. ”

"Haha, I really can't help it, look at that black face, it's as black as a briquette, if it's a big night, I definitely can't see you, I think the ghost hit the wall when I hit you."

……

Lin Wan'er talked endlessly for a long time, and finally concluded: "Hey, when I see your group of people, I can't help but think of a poem, what poem? 'Horizontally, it is seen as a peak on the side of the ridge, and the height is different from far and near'. ”

Zhao Qian, who had been silent, couldn't help but jump out: "Wan'er, I also think of a poem to describe them." ”

"Oh? What is it? Lin Wan'er asked with interest.

Zhao Gan coughed and said in a loud voice: "Some people are alive, he is dead, some are dead, but he is still alive." ”

After hearing this, Lin Wan'er was so amused that she couldn't help but hold her waist and cover her stomach: "Zhao Gan, you're broken, haha." ”

The Liangzhou gentry looked at each other, what a mess of "alive, dead, dead, alive", and they didn't feel the joke of this sentence at all.

At this time, a gust of wind drifted by, and Li Mubai's figure appeared in front of Lin Wan'er, and the Liangzhou gentry subconsciously took a step back and moved farther away from the ravine.

Li Mubai carried a bundle of candy figures in his hand and gently handed it to Lin Wan'er.

Lin Wan'er's eyes lit up, she took the sugar man, and exclaimed: "Lao Bai, you can still do it, you bought so many sugar people." It's amazing. ”

The third prince, Zhao Qian, grinned at the corners of his mouth, snorted coldly, and muttered rather disdainfully: "Cut, what's the big deal." ”

Above the tower of Liangzhou City, a black shadow flashed, the black-faced man smiled, still holding the sword in his left hand, and holding a candy man in his right hand, and raised it at Li Mubai.

Li Mubai smiled and pointed to the other party's sleeve, the black-faced man's sleeve had been shattered, as if it had been twisted.

The black-faced man reached out and stroked the long hair in front of his eyebrows, while Li Mubai's sideburns in front of his eyebrows had been cut down.

Zhao Qian didn't know when he appeared on Li Mubai's side: "Tsk, I actually fought with you for a half-catty and eight taels, this person is not simple." ”

Li Mubai ignored Zhao Qian, but returned the sword in his hand to Lin Wan'er.

Lin Wan'er licked the candy man with satisfaction, her eyes narrowed, her little hand waved, and she said, "Let's go." ”

Then he walked away with Zhao Qian and Li Mubai.

The black-faced man on the city tower looked at Li Mubai's distant figure, smiled silently, opened his mouth and took a bite of the sugar man, and immediately snorted three times, the sugar man was sticky and sweet, making him miserable, who didn't like sweets, and swept to a well in Liangzhou City, squeezed away the people queuing up to get water, picked up a bucket of cold water and poured it on his head.

When his stomach was round, and the sweet and greasy taste in his mouth was gone, he sat on the ground and muttered, "This thing can be eaten?" ”

Seeing a black-faced man suddenly killed, he was unreasonable and crowded in front, a middle-aged aunt who was patient and had been waiting in line for a long time to get water couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Where is such a black person, living like a briquette, if it's a big night, I definitely can't see it, and I think the ghost hit the wall." ”

It can be seen that Lin Wan'er's stunt and the aunt next door from all over the world of the Great Wei Kingdom are inherited from the same school, and they do not communicate with each other, but they have reached the stunned Cheng dù in terms of scolding angles and words, which is to verify the famous saying "the world scolds the neighborhood".

It is foreseeable that many years later, Lin Wan'er will be even more tricky, and Fan Rong'er and Fan Rong'er will compose a magnificent "hurtful poem" that can be sung and cried!

Although the black-faced man has a black face, his skin is not thick, and he can't tell whether he is red or not, squeezes into the crack, and disappears in an instant.

When he arrived at a place where the crowd was scarce, the black-faced man raised his arm and looked at the shirt that had no sleeves, and couldn't help sighing, reached out and touched the silver money in his arms, and sighed again, the money was not enough, and he couldn't afford to buy clothes.

Finally, he took out a piece of Xiliang's imitable token from his bosom - the prince token. (To be continued......)