Chapter 10 [Blind the Crowd!] 】
"Alright." Sun Xiaodie took a closer look at Han Shuo, who was now wearing purple makeup on his face, and after finding that there was nothing wrong, he said with satisfaction.
"Who's that, let's start singing." Yang Baa said very calmly, but there was still a hint of anticipation bursting out of her pupils.
Several other girls also looked at Han Shuo with expectant faces.
Gotcha, let's get started! Han Shuo couldn't wait to see these people fall through his glasses when he sang "Nervous".
He clears his throat and does a little bit of preparation before winking at Fluttershy.
Sun Xiaodie understood, turned on the handsome dog music on her phone, and tuned to the accompaniment version of "Nervous".
When everyone heard this extremely strange soundtrack, there was a lot of discussion for a while:
"This soundtrack sounds so unusual, how does it look like it's only for singing?"
"Damn, it's really, I've been waiting for so long, this perverted man really wants to sing! It's a waste of Lao Tzu's feelings! ”
"You said that you are not forty or fifty years old when you sing, can you listen to what you sing? Is there a shame in it? ”
"Let's go, let's go, there's nothing to see, it's been a man singing for a long time."
“……”
In the minds of the young people of this world, theater is extremely foreign to them. And the people who sing the opera are all sung by older people, and the older people listen to it, which has nothing to do with their younger generation at all!
It was still lively just now, but in the blink of an eye, it was gone, and the rest were basically old men and old ladies.
Han Shuo was dumbfounded, he was fine just now, why was there no one after a while? But seeing that there were still a few spectators around him who had been watching him, he made up his mind, opened his mouth, and sang the first line:
"Ah......h
As soon as the first sentence was sung, Yang Baa said strangely to her best friend: "This voice? It's so familiar! Don't you think? ”
"That's true to hear you say that, but why is it so familiar?" The other girls looked confused, they hadn't seen Han Shuo before, how could this be?
And those who left thinking that there was no good show to watch before, as soon as they heard this strange voice behind them, they stopped one after another.
Passerby A: "Ahhh ”
Passerby Yi clapped his hands: "I know, isn't this "Worried" that just became popular?" ”
Passerby C: "What is "Worried"? Song? ”
Passerby B: "It's not just a song, it's a divine comedy!" The singer posted a reward of 1,000 yuan to find someone who can sing "Nervous", it has been such a long time, millions of netizens, no one can sing it completely! Are you gods or not? ”
Passers-by were shocked: "I've been singing for a day, and millions of people can't sing?" This "Nervousness" has simply broken through the sky! ”
Silk~~
The sound of gasps came and went in the crowd, and it couldn't stop for a long time.
At this time, another passer-by interjected:
"This man's singing sounds a little flavorful, can't he really sing?"
"I can't say, it's hard to say."
"Damn, I knew that this cow was singing "Nervous", I should have sat there directly on half a small bench!" A thin man saw that the front of the restaurant had already been surrounded by water, and beat his chest.
Let's talk about the inside of the small restaurant.
Han Shuo had just sung a sentence and was about to continue singing when he suddenly saw so many people rushing towards him, filling the entire street in front of the door, and he couldn't help but be stunned.
It's terrifying, it's like a concert. And when he saw so many men and women, old and young, stretching their necks to look at him, he couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
Rao is he had rehearsed in front of the mirror several times at home before, and he thought it was not bad, but when he saw such a big battle, he was also slightly shaken. If the performance is good, it's easy to say, if it is out of the basket and so many people see the joke, he might as well just find a piece of tofu and kill him, he can't afford to lose that person!
"Ask for your own hardship!" Yang bleated, if it weren't for this guy's insistence on putting on makeup, how could it cause such a sensation? This time he really lifted a rock and hit himself in the foot.
Sun Xiaodie looked at Han Shuo with a nervous face, as if it was herself who was being watched at this time.
That's it, regardless of these people, just practice in front of the mirror at home. Thinking of this, Han Shuo felt that the pressure in his heart suddenly decreased a lot.
Han Shuo sang again, the rhythm was quite steady, and the audience just shook their heads slightly in accordance with the rhythm.
"Ahh
Before the audience could react in shock, Han Shuo took another deep breath and his speed suddenly accelerated:
"Ahh Gurgle, babble, babble, goo, gob ”
With so many lyrics, Han Shuo almost sang them all in one go! This has to be changed to a slightly smaller lung capacity, so isn't it suffocating?
The audience is about to stuff two eggs in their mouths at this time:
"I'll it, I'm struggling to look at it, this man is still alive after singing, it's incredible!"
"you, curse people to die, people's singing level is here, even if you do it again, there will be no problem at all."
"Singing skills are really good, and I have listened to songs for so many years as evidence."
"It's almost the same as the original! What a god! ”
“……”
Sun Xiaodie covered her mouth in surprise and looked around, seeing the faces around her with stagnant expressions, she couldn't help but feel proud of Han Shuo while feeling funny.
Yang Baa bated after a long time before blinking his eyes, this man really could sing "Nervous", and he sang in such a way.
Gan Jiang immediately took out his mobile phone, such a great scene, it must be filmed into a video!
And what surprised the audience the most was that when Han Shuo was singing "Nervous", his eyes were round for a while, and then he narrowed into a line, and he shook his head vigorously from time to time and twisted his waist easily.
They all looked stupid, is this Nima singing? It's like killing a pig!
That's an exaggeration, isn't it? Draw a face and sing, the singing is exaggerated and deformed, and the expression is full of characteristics!
It turns out that the fusion opera and the like that were said on the Internet before are true, and they thought it was bragging.
Han Shuo didn't start singing because of the audience's strong reaction:
"Boom, boom
While singing this paragraph, Han Shuo deliberately made a shy expression, and his voice gradually became sharp and low, like a female voice.
The most striking thing is that his sad orchid fingers dance in the air, and everyone is dazzled and fascinated.
Nima, this is simply the rhythm of blinding people's 24k titanium alloy dog eyes! It's really flying!
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