Chapter 68 [Don't Swallow Dung!] 】
"Brushed down? How so? Han Shuo's face also pulled down, he remembered that what they were preparing was a double reed performance, and the content was quite interesting, how could it be said that the brush would be brushed down?
"I didn't believe it at first, you said that our show was good, why was it suddenly brushed off? Later, I inquired and learned the secret. Speaking of this, Li Gang deliberately lowered his voice, "Later, a guy's program replaced our program." ”
"Why, I didn't even say anything in advance, and just replaced our program. Is the guy who replaced our show big? Han Shuo wasn't happy either, he didn't expect that even if he participated in a school's freshman party, he would also meet the legendary relation.
"Let me tell you, that guy's name is Li Xiaonian, and he is the bar manager of a small post bar, and he is very bullish, and he is arrogant in front of those people." Li Gang vividly described what he had seen and heard before.
Han Shuo said disdainfully, "Paste it, right? Isn't that just a bunch of permission dogs? It's still a small sticker, and he's just a little bit of a cow in the small area of the sticker, to see who doesn't like it and bans it indiscriminately, that's all he can do. Such a guy, how could the gang that hosted the party kneel and lick him? ”
"I don't know, I guess there is any interest." Li Gang scratched his head and said.
Han Shuo pursed his lips and said, "That's fine." Now that the show has been canceled, let's rest, and I just want to be quiet. ”
"Clear the fart, Xiao Shuo, you are okay with everything, but you are too tolerant, that guy named Li Xiaonian has bullied us, if we endure it any longer, won't it become a turtle with a shrunken head? We have to get this breath! Li Gang clenched his fists, eager to have a big fight with those guys.
"How do you breathe this out? Can we replace the show again? Hard. Or else it's messing around on their show? No, that's too petty. Han Shuo asked sharply.
"It's not impossible to replace that Li Xiaonian's program, we can ask Wei Youfeng, the main person in charge of the party, to take a look at our program, but he is iron-faced and selfless, whether he is hired or not, only look at the quality of the program." When Li Gang said this, the worry on his face deepened, "Our double reed is too common, and it doesn't have that eye-catching effect, so even if Wei Youfeng watches it, he won't be able to understand it." ”
"If you want to show it, leave it to me." Han Shuo smiled, what he had in his head was not paste, it was all a real anti-heaven idea, just take out one of them can surprise the audience's eyes.
"What do you mean by that, do you have an idea? Can you tell me about my eldest brother? Li Gang smiled innocently, hooked Han Shuo's shoulder, and asked very intimately.
"Actually, it's nothing, we can sing." Han Shuo replied casually.
"Singing? This can't be done, this show is too bad. Li Gang's face was a little ugly, "That Li Xiaonian's program is a singing program, of course, he is singing while playing the guitar, and his style has improved all of a sudden." Look at us again, we don't know any musical instruments, so we just stand on the stage and howl? It's too downgrade. ”
"I didn't say anything, just stood on the stage and howled." Han Shuo looked at Li Gang and frowned, and the scene of Li Gang standing on the stage like an orangutan came to his mind, beating his chest while looking up to the sky and howling, scaring the audience away.
"Do you know how to play a musical instrument? Oh – that's right! Oh, my brain, don't you know how to play the piano, and when the time comes, you can make a song on stage. In the end, it became the "most popular evening show"! By then, our fame will spread all over the campus, and won't the girls run after our butts all day long? Li Gang's eyes became brighter and brighter, and the corners of his mouth inadvertently flowed out of crystal saliva.
"Playing the piano is exempt, I have my own plans, it's too late to rehearse the dance or something, we have to win by surprise." Han Shuo gritted his teeth, he believed that this time he would definitely be able to let that Wei Youfeng directly communicate with their show!
He thought that since he didn't have time to rehearse the dance, he might as well put more effort into his styling. If you are singing, make a very thunderous shape. And the thunder man shape, the first choice is washing, cutting and blowing. In that case, the effect will come out at once, and the atmosphere of the scene will be high.
Of course, again, the world admires those things that are very elegant and beautiful. Therefore, such a very special type of washing, cutting and blowing style has not yet been born.
The audience has never seen such a look, and they will definitely exclaim. As for whether it's scolding or not, he doesn't care, anyway, as long as the effect is effective.
While thinking, Han Shuo took out a pen and wrote on the paper.
"Xiaoshuo, what are you writing here?" Li Gang glared at him and said.
Han Shuo stopped the pen in his hand and replied, "This is the score of the song we are going to sing next." ”
"Let me see." Li Gang took it, and then looked at it with relish, and there was a voice in his mouth, "Wrong, wrong, my fault, why don't you say it when you are in love, I am so confused about the helplessness of life, can you stop being verbose."
Okay, this lyric is quite realistic, and I believe it can resonate with a large number of people. I just don't know how to sing? Does it sound good? ”
"Ahem, I'll sing it to you again, you can read it as a lyric." Han Shuo smiled bitterly, he had forgotten that Li Gang didn't know how to read the score. After clearing his throat a little, he began to sing: "You always say that it is my fault, but you are always too self-conscious, and you are used to being silent when arguing, so how can you uncover the confusion." ”
This song is the Internet Divine Comedy "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong", which was included in the first solo album "Who's Lovely with a Broken Heart", once it was launched, it was popular with fans, and its album single "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" became the first place on the QQ music list.
While it is popular on the Internet, this song has appeared in various places in reality, whether it is a shopping mall, a campus or a place with a large number of people, this song "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" has long been permeated everywhere.
Later, the Vietnamese HKT group filmed "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" into an MV, and the storyline made netizens squirt blood, and the song that was already very popular in the mainland once again soared in the mainland and even the entire Southeast Asia, making this Divine Comedy once again become a "Divine Comedy" sung by tens of thousands of people in some Southeast Asian countries such as Vietnam, Thailand, and Myanmar.
"It's going to be hot, if it's not hot, I'll swallow dung directly! This melody is so catchy that you can't stop it! After listening to a sentence, Li Gang patted his thigh and said excitedly, "Moreover, your song is similar to that of Teacher Han Shuo in Handsome Dog Music!" ”
After finishing speaking, he looked at Han Shuo in surprise: "But then again, you two have the same name, both are called Han Shuo." It seems that this is a good sign, and your songs will be as popular as his. ”
At this time, Hu Ruofeng, who was obsessed with the game over there, also put down the mouse and keyboard that he regarded as life-like and walked over, and even Zhu Wuchang, who was snoring and snoring just now, also got up with a grunt, and the two of them looked at Han Shuo in unison, and asked anxiously:
"What song is this? Sounds weird! ”
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