(Today, my grandfather is 93 years old, and I have to rush back to celebrate his birthday, so it's only 2,000 words, everyone forgive me.) ）

After looking at the corpse of his eldest apprentice lying flat, Qin Jun pondered for a moment, took out a relatively thin cushion and placed it next to the corpse of vendettas, and then looked at Buchuan Yuku, who was smiling.

"Go, kneel beside your brother's corpse."

Bu Chuan Yuku's laughter stopped abruptly, and he looked at Qin Jun with a confused and shocked expression with his mouth open: "Master, what are you asking me to kneel over?" Crying and mourning? ”

"Your senior brother is hanging, of course you have to go over and kneel. As for crying and mourning, you don't need to come, just come for the teacher! ”

Casually lowered his throat, Qin Jun said proudly: "As a teacher, I am a person who has learned bel canto!" ”

After being watched by the violin for a long time, Ye Miao finally smiled helplessly: "Grandma, which one are you playing?" ”

"Sell yourself to bury my brother." Qin Jun said as a matter of course: "Originally, the two of them were fine, but I was afraid that the rendering power was not enough, so how sad and abusive your background BGM was, I sang it again on the side, and it was almost the same." ”

Speaking of this, Qin Jun patted his head, took out a huge wooden box and put it in front, took out a paper and brush, brushed it and wrote it and pasted it on the wooden box.

The three big words "donation box" are dancing with teeth and claws, and I don't feel distracted at first glance.

"Alright, let's live now, let's get started!"

Nodding with satisfaction, Qin Jun raised his chin lightly and motioned for the band to start playing.

Lao Tzu is shemale laughter tears came out, and when he saw Qin Jun's movements, he still gave a particularly sad tone to face.

"Wait, wait, little demon, you have to play and I can sing, otherwise it's unrealistic for me to think about the lyrics on the spot?"

Qin Jun pondered for a moment, and said: "Just the little cabbage, the yellow one in the ground, or the one that blows snowflakes in the north, you can look at it!" ”

Lao Tzu is ladyboy face was distorted, nodded indiscriminately and turned his back, trembling and playing the tune of the little cabbage.

Ye Miao and Uncle glanced at each other with a wry smile, and resigned themselves to joining the performance. And the blood wolf and the witty eyes twitched and twitched, and the drum beat was messy to a certain level.

With the bleak music, it's really a different kind of abuse.

Buchuan Yuku knelt obediently in front of the vendetta with a sluggish face, watching his master pull his hands very professionally and put them on his lower abdomen, and his expression was very in place and he started singing.

"Little cabbage~~ The ground is yellow~~Two or three years old~ No mother~~I can't eat~ I can't wear warm~It's good~Give some money~~~"

The onlookers seemed to be a little wrong when they listened to the lyrics, and when they listened carefully, they all burst out laughing.

A little girl who laughed like a sheep and went crazy walked over like a zombie walking and threw a set of cucumbers into the "donation box".

"Hug, I'm sorry....... I'm still young and don't have much money, so I'll give you this cucumber!"

Qin Jun also did not refuse, and gratefully said two sentences of trill, which can be regarded as thanking the sister for her strong support.

With the first person to eat the crab, the other onlookers also came in interest, scrambling to throw things into the donation box.

What ingredients, ores, low-level equipment, etc., there are so many dazzling, what do you want!

Of course, there are a lot of people who really give money, and when they meet those who are bold, there are local tyrants who lose tens of thousands of dollars at a time, and the eyes of Qin Jun and Uncle are flashing golden.

After performing for a long time, everyone relaxed and devoted themselves to the great industry of performing arts, until the onlookers recognized them.

"Hahahaha, these people are so funny! I will also pull my relatives and friends out to sell my body in the future! ”

"Yes, yes, so talented! And that violin player is so handsome! It looks a little familiar, but I can't remember where I've seen it? ”

"Looks like the great god of the night!"

"Wait, that's the Night God, right? I just took a screenshot ......"

"The person in front of me who sang the revised version of the cabbage with great emotion...... It's not going to be the first treatment, it's going to milk the dead......"

"That's right, it is her two apprentices who are lying and kneeling, and the accompaniment is her master, sister and blood wolf, uncle, ......"

"Whoever helped me, a little dizzy......."

After the showmanship team was recognized, they were instantly stabbed to the intelligence leader Enchanting. The next moment, the enchanting went up to the world and made a fuss.

[World] Enchanting: Baby, what are you playing?! I didn't see anyone in my offense and defense last week, but now I'm running out to show off?

【World】Mo Bai: Grandma, Boss! What about last week's offense and defense!!!

【World】Fighting the World: Mo Bai, why did you abuse the milk to death? Look at it, they have pulled the entire division out to perform their arts, oops, they owe vendetta and are lying flat, and the sacrifice is really big.

【World】Buchuan Yuku: I knelt down!! All on their knees!! Who has my sacrifice !!

【World】Debt Vendetta: I am a quiet corpse, let me be quiet......

[World] really milk the dead: hahahaha...... That's not ten days ago, there weren't many people who were at full level, we're idle and bored......

[World] Mo Bai: If you are idle and bored, you can not participate in attack and defense, and you can't find the running figure, and now you are still performing at the teleportation point in the main city?!!!

[World] to eight please deep eight: sister-in-law, the rebel master has turned into a roaring emperor, you can also be considerate, after all, we were * into a dog last week......

[World] is really good at milking dead people: hahahaha! I'll just say that the god of laughter is invincible! Let you guard against him, and when you see him, you will die without saying a word, and now you regret it!

[World] Xiaoge: I originally wanted to be a bystander party silently, but who knew that the onlookers were also shot....... milk dead god, how much do you hate me......

[World] Princess: You are really good at milking people, why are you so vicious! Even if you can't raise your head when you are crushed by laughter, you can't do this!

【World】Really Milk the Dead:? What's wrong with me? Laughing song, you come out, what's wrong with me!!

【World】Laughing Song: Princess, calm down first, the milk dead man is just joking with me.

[World] Weak Willow Fufeng: Laughing songs are mostly generous, and they are really good at milking people, hehe, I look down on you with a small belly.

【World】Ye Miao: Laughing song, take care of your dog.

【World】Weak Willow Fufeng: Night! Are you not a man, talking disgusting to death!

[World] is really good at milking dead people: weak willow Fufeng, Ye Miao is not a man, I just know, don't pretend to be a white lotus all day long, okay? I've been putting up with you for a long time.

【World】Laughing Song: Fufeng, you calm down first. Shall I say a few words to the milk dead man first?

[World] Weak Willow Fufeng: Okay, the laughing song is big, you can ask first~

[World] Enchanting: Tsk, you are very good at training Xiaoge?

[World] Laughing Song: Enchanting, you can spare me. Ahem, the god of milk death, there are two more days to attack and defend again, is the demon camp in your command this Saturday?

[World] is really good at milking dead people: I think too much, the commander of the demon camp is Mo Bai and my two apprentice brothers, and I am just a happy brush dog~

[World] is really good at milking dead people: But you have to be ready for the big laughing song~ Maybe the forbidden spell of the night god will appear at your feet~R1152