Chapter 370: Chang'e
Kitano Jun asked Kitano Shuai which direction the Buddha realm was, and he went to see what those bigwigs from all walks of life were doing.
Kitano Shuai said that it was not interesting to go, it is estimated that he is fighting the landlord.
"Then I have to go, help Huihui look at it, is there anyone out of the way" Kitano Jun joked, in fact, he just wanted to see if it was possible for those people to fight.
Kitano Shuai told him that although the divine realm and the Buddha realm are next to each other, the center of the divine realm and the center of the Buddhist realm, that is, Lingshan, are so far away that they want to scold their mother. If he wanted to fly over, the Jade Emperor would arrive in the blink of an eye, but at the level of his god general, he would have to fly for ten days and half a month.
"Does that mean I can't go at all? Is there a fast track in the Buddha Realm like the Jade Emperor Road, I can leave the Divine Realm first, and then enter through that passage. ”
Kitano Shuai said that there are two gates of the Buddha world, one is called the Gate of All Beings, and the other is called the Buddha Gate Shengkan, and the passage leading to that gate is called the Buddha Road and the Buddha Road respectively. But that passage can only be condensed by those who cultivate Buddha power, not those who belong to the side of the god realm.
"Isn't there any teleportation array, aren't the gods and the Buddha realms brothers? If there is no teleportation array, how can I support it once it starts? ”
Kitano Shuai said that there is a large teleportation array, which can even teleport millions of people to the Buddha Realm Spirit Mountain at a time. But the other masters are not there at the moment, and it is Erlang God who is now in charge of the teleportation array.
"Then I'll go to Erlang God, how do you get to his house?"
Kitano Shuai told him that Jiro Shen's house was not far away, and it would take a quick time to go straight out. But there is a problem that his own family and the Erlang God family don't deal with each other very well.
"Why?" Kitano Jun was curious.
"It's not because of Qianqian, she gave people Erlang the nickname "Er", and now the whole god world calls him Erlang. Can he not hate? In the past, when the Great Sage was there, he didn't dare to show it. But now that the Great Sage is no longer in the God Realm, he is related to the Jade Emperor's family, so naturally he will not give a good face anymore. Although you are the Dragon Emperor, I guess he will pretend not to know you by then. ”
"Isn't he afraid that I will retaliate against him in the future?"
"Don't be afraid, if he is the Jade Emperor, he may be afraid, but he is just a god fighter, you are such a big person, can you still deal with a god fighter? How embarrassing it is to spread it, this is called a barefoot person who is not afraid to wear shoes. ”
"God, everyone in the god realm has a problem" Kitano Jun said, shouting at Xiaofu, let him have fun with his grandmother, and he will come back to pick him up later.
Kitano Jun still plans to try it with Erlang God, but if it doesn't work, he will break into the teleportation array. Erlang Divine Energy is currently stronger than him, but he is not necessarily his opponent. Back then, Kitano Shuai, a god general, was armed with a demon slaying sword, and he could also fight the god fighter alone, so there was no reason why he couldn't be so blue.
Yu Fang came out with Xiaofu who was eating the fruits of the god realm and told Kitano Toshinei to come back to pick up the child in a hurry. Leave the child in the divine realm, she has brought children to his eldest brother and second brother, but she has not brought him to the third brother. Now that the child is finally here, he can't just let him take it away.
Kitano Jun looked at Kofuku.
Xiaofu nodded, "Dad, you just listen to grandma and auntie, go back and help me go through the transfer procedures, I will be mixed in the divine realm in the future, you can bring my mother up when you are free, I'm talking about my own mother." ”
"What do you mean by Grandma Auntie?" Of course, Kitano Jun knew that Xiaofu's so-called transfer was a joke, but he was a bit confused about his mother's name.
Xiaofu told him that his grandmother looked like a twenty-year-old girl, and she just called her old. Add an aunt to look young, he originally wanted to call grandma sister.
"Fatal" Kitano Shuai didn't expect this kind of reason to have it, and told him to be obedient to follow his grandparents. After saying that, he was about to fly out, but he didn't want to be pushed open at this time. A graceful woman walked in slowly.
Kitano Jun swallowed his saliva, and said in his heart that this is called a fairy, and it is outrageous to be called a beauty, Kitano Jun found for the first time that someone can be so beautiful that all the words of praise are not worthy of her.
Seeing this person, Yu Fang immediately greeted him, "Chang'e, why did you just go back and come again." ”
It turns out that this is Chang'e, Kitano Jun really didn't expect that Chang'e's beauty is not a legend of people in the lower realm, and the beauty of people is worthy of the name.
In fact, before Kitano Jun came here, Chang'e was a guest at his house. Chang'e and Yu Fang are close friends and often study food together.
Chang'e secretly glanced at Kitano Jun and told Yu Fang that she was alone when she went back, and she was really bored, so she came over again.
In fact, this girl is lying, the Dragon Emperor was the first beautiful man in the Three Realms, he killed a horse pistol, and he only heard about the Dragon Emperor going home to visit relatives halfway, so he was curious to come back and take a look. Looking at it now, it's really handsome like the legend.
She had only heard the legend that when the Dragon Emperor died, she had not yet ascended to the divine realm.
Chang'e flew into the sky back then, which was different from the legends on the earth, not because she stole the elixir that the divine realm rewarded Hou Yi with. Hou Yi shoots the sun and does not exist, and no one with a little scientific common sense will think that there can be ten suns in the sky.
If ten stars were so close, the only result would be a local Big Bang in the Milky Way. There will be no earth either. So Hou Yi's story is nonsense, Hou Yi was just a poor boy hunting, who was bitten by a tiger in the mountains, and Chang'e kindly saved him.
As for the later scandal, it was the disciples of the Cold Moon Palace who joked with the master, but they didn't know how to spread it.
Yu Fang asked Kitano Jun to quickly call Aunt Chang'e. Chang'e and Yu Fang's peers argued, and it was right to shout so.
Yu Fang's words shocked Chang'e, and quickly said that she didn't have to, she couldn't stand the Dragon Emperor's aunt. Besides, Chang'e has been single for thousands of years, and she didn't find one that catches her eye, and now there is such a handsome and promising man, she will definitely not be this man's aunt, she has other ideas.
Yu Fang said that if you don't call it, it won't be polite.
Chang'e ignored him and pulled Xiao Fu over next to her, "Auntie asks you, what's your name?" ”
The meaning is very clear, she is only willing to let Kitano Jun's baby be called Auntie.
Kitano Jun is not a stupid person, so he naturally understands what Chang'e is thinking, and secretly says in his heart that he is handsome and really eats deliciously. But now is not the time to think about that, tell everyone to be busy, he has to go to the second child's house quickly.
He only had two hours to come up this time, and it was almost half an hour past.
Chang'e heard that Kitano Jun was going to find Erlang God, and took the initiative to take him there, Erlang God is also a bachelor, and he has a lot of thoughts about her on weekdays, and usually she listens to everything Erlang God says.
"Then there is Fairy Lao" Kitano Jun is very gentlemanly. If someone wants to take the initiative to help, of course he will not be able to say no.
"Lord Dragon Emperor doesn't have to be polite," Chang'e finished speaking, and made a gesture of please.
The two left together, and Yu Fang poked Kitano Shuai with her elbow, "Do you see a problem?" ”
Kitano Shuai walked up to the mirror and said to himself while looking at it, "It doesn't make sense, my son's handsomeness is completely inherited from me." But why doesn't Chang'e look at me much on weekdays, but this kid was hit as soon as he came. ”
As soon as the words fell, Yu Fang's hand was twisted onto Kitano Shuai's thigh, Kitano Shuai cooperated and screamed, and Xiaofu applauded and cheered.
On the way, Yu Fang had nothing to say, and asked if his Cold Moon Palace was still in the Nether Realm now?
Jun Kitano shook his head, he had lived for so many years, he really had never heard of this sect.
Chang'e sighed, "Eighty percent is gone, our Cold Moon Palace's exercises are not in the stream, and after thousands of years, I am the only one who has ascended." ”
"No, I remember," Kitano told Chang'e, "Your sect may have been lucky and didn't go out of business like the other sects." In the Nether Realm, there is a sect full of female disciples, called Mochizuki Gate. The current owner of the door is called Moon Shadow, and he works under me. Three hundred years ago, I went to Mochizuki Gate, and I remember that the owner of the gate at that time said that their first generation of masters had ascended to the divine realm, and it seemed to be you. At that time, scientific knowledge was limited, and I didn't know that the earth was just a ball, and I didn't know what the stars in the sky were. I thought that was where the gods were. Because legend has it that your palace is on the moon, they changed their name to Mochizuki Gate. ”
"I really want to have time to go back and have a look, but it's a pity that I'm just a god king with a small amount of practice. It is impossible to be allowed to leave the divine realm," Chang'e sighed.
"It's okay, I'll take you down when I have time, I still have this face." Kitano Jun has a temper with Kitano Qian, and he likes to commit when he is idle. Kitano Qian often boasted to others that she was a fairy, and now she has probably forgotten those words.
"Then there is Emperor Laolong," Chang'e said, blushing, and didn't know what to think. Maybe she thinks that Kitano Jun will elope if he takes her away.
As Kitano Shuai said, Erlang Shen's house is indeed not far away, and it didn't take much effort for two people to arrive.
Erlang Shen's family is a rich family at first glance, and the gates are all made of pure fire dragon jade. As soon as Kitano arrived, a dog sleeping in front of the door immediately woke up.
Jun Kitano asked tentatively, "Senior Roaring?" ”
Jun Kitano has never seen the body of the Howling Dog, so he is not sure. All he knew was that the Howling Sky Dog had returned to the Divine Realm during the time he had left the Hidden Star. Now that there is a dog in front of Erlang God's house, eighty percent can't be wrong.
"I can't afford to be the predecessor of the Dragon Emperor," Kitano Jun really guessed correctly, and changed back to human form as he spoke, "I don't know what the Dragon Emperor is doing here?" ”
"Find Erlang Zhenjun to do me a favor" Jun Kitano is in front of the door, naturally he is very polite, and he will not call the second child directly.
Just as Kitano Jun had just finished speaking, the jade door opened, and a handsome and mighty handsome guy walked out of the door, "Lord Dragon Emperor is here, the cold house is shining, Lord Dragon Emperor is inside, please." ”
This is Erlang God, if it weren't for the fact that he had an extra eye on his head and lowered his image, he would definitely be a beautiful man in the god realm.
Kitano Jun heard that Jirojin didn't say what his father said, and pretended not to know him, knowing that things would definitely be easy.
"Excuse me," Kitano Jun politely walked into the door with Jirojin.
After taking his seat, Kitano Jun immediately expressed his intention.
Erlang God was also very happy, saying that the Dragon Emperor wanted to use the teleportation array, he didn't dare to allow it, but he hoped that the Dragon Emperor would agree to a small condition.
Kitano Jun asked him to speak.
Erlang God's face was full of grievances, "I just hope that you can persuade your sister when you go back, and when you go back to the god realm, don't call me the second child in public, and secretly call me no objection." ”
"Uh" Kitano Jun was speechless, and even Chang'e couldn't help laughing. It seems that Chang'e's face is useless, and Erlang God has a phobia of Kitano Qian.