Chapter 582: The Twisted Melon Is Not Sweet (Second Update)
After listening to Zhang Daguan's words, Dong Linxiang and Xing Zhibin said in unison: "Put down the pistol and roll over for me!" Bullshit self-defense, your time for self-defense has passed, and killing people now is real intentional killing."
"If you tell me to get over, I'll get over? That's a lot of shame. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"You don't have face? Your face seems to be bigger than ours, your glorious image is on the TV screen again, although this time it is not CCTV's live TV, but our TV audience in Dongshan Province also has tens of millions, it is said that the ratings have exceeded the highest level in the history of Dongshan Province, people are not all aimed at you, you say you have no face, who still has face, even Mayor Guo came to see you in person. Dong Linxiang said.
"This official of yours said that I obstructed official business, deliberately injured people, and said that I was illegally armed with a gun, and I had to arrest us and go to jail, what do you say? If I want to see it, it is better for such an official to live than to die, so as not to spoil the grain grown by the peasants, the cloth woven by the workers, the fine wine brewed in the brewery, the pancakes from the Dongshan people's stalls, and the carp ...... produced in the Wohu Mountain Reservoir."
"Stop! There's no end to it. None of the charges he was talking about would count. Dong Linxiang said.
The two brothers said in their hearts, they haven't seen each other for a day, why is Brother Zhang getting more and more out of tune, what does this have to do with food, cloth, wine, pancakes, and carp?
"You said he didn't count, so what you said counted? Who are you? Are you reliable? Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.
Zhang Daguan came and pretended not to know, what if the big police officer came? I still don't bird you!
"You, you bastard......"
"Are you trying to scold me for being a bastard or a ball? See, you're really unreliable. Zhang Zheng continued to laugh.
"I am the director of the Dongshan Provincial Public Security Department, can I be unreliable? This is Mayor Guo, you should know him, right? Dong Linxiang pointed to Guo Dengke and introduced.
"Mayor Guo is not very familiar with him, but I am very familiar with Sister Wenwen, and I am also ...... with Sister Xinxin."
"Xiao Zhang, you bastard, you say you don't know me well? Let me ask you, how did you know Wenwen, and how did you ...... with Xinxin"
"Mayor, I know Wenwen well, but she is already ...... with me"
"What? You bastard, you're already ...... with Wenwen."
"You see, the mayor is also unreliable, and he loves to scold people just like the director. I said Mayor, I mean Wenwen and I have become brother and sister, what? The mayor didn't approve of us becoming brothers and sisters, because he wanted us to be ......."
"Who said I don't agree, it's good for you and Wenwen to be brother and sister. What's going on with you and Shin Shin? Guo Dengke asked.
"Sister Xinxin and I are divine friends, and divine friendship means that although we have not met, we have spiritual exchanges, spiritual exchanges, and emotional ......." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"Stop me! You kid fooled me, she didn't return to China at all, you can't have any friendship with God, and you can't have any friendship. Guo Dengke said.
"I'll tell you a few words, United States, Penn, Wharton, finance, Wall Street." Zhang Zheng said word by word.
"Wait, how do you know that? Wenwen told you, right? Guo Dengke asked.
"She didn't tell me. I'll read you a couplet and see what else you can think of. 'Don't be surprised, watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, go and stay unintentionally, and follow the clouds outside the sky', the mayor ......, the mayor, have you heard of this couplet? Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.
This thing almost told the mayor's father-in-law.
"Ahh You kid even knows this pair in Xinxin's study, tell me clearly, how did you two meet, and how far have you reached now? Guo Dengke asked eagerly.
"I said, Mayor, don't you worry? Do you have to ask the old man? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"What do you mean?" Guo Dengke asked.
"I mean, how far do you want us both to go?" Zhang Zheng said.
"Wenwen is still young, you kid can't beat her idea. Shin Shin? You're the same age, so I don't have a problem with that. Guo Dengke said.
"I said mayor, that's what you said, is your word reliable?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"I'm the mayor, can I not be reliable? Dong Hall, Xing Bureau can testify. Guo Dengke said.
"Words count, don't play tricks when the time comes." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"How do you speak, boy? Am I that kind of person? But there is a premise, if Xinxin's girl has found the right person in the United States, I can't do anything, I can't break up the family! Guo Dengke said.
"Then she must be brought back, too!" Zhang Zheng said resolutely.
"I said Xiao Zhang, aren't you a strong man? The marriage of two people is about fate, do you know the truth that a twisted melon is not sweet? Guo Dengke said.
"Ahh Mayor, what are you talking about? Am I the kind of person who is hard to be a strong man? How did you get involved in marriage? Zhang Zheng said.