Chapter 111: Carrying a dead mouse in his waist and pretending to be a hunter!
"Hmm...... How oppressive is it? ”
Turning off the phone, Mu Feng looked up, only to find that the thick feeling of oppression on his chest was brought by Sister Rose's wife! The taste of 36D is really refreshing.
"Well, I'm really still the most handsome, Sister Rose's wife has come to sleep with me! But why are you still wearing clothes? Hmm, should I help Sister Rose's wife take off her clothes? Mu Feng thought for a while, but still shook his head, "Forget it, I heard that taking off a woman's clothes is also an individual job?" And...... Huh, what is this? ”
Mu Feng was about to move Fire Dance away, but as soon as his hands touched Fire Dance's shoulders, his face changed suddenly. His fingers quickly pressed on Huo Wu's neck, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, it's okay, if such a big beauty is gone, then I will be sad." Mu Feng smiled, turned Huo Wu upside down, lay down flat, covered her with a blanket, and took a sip on her face before saying, "Sister Rose, wife, you can sleep peacefully, and when you wake up, you will find out...... The whole world has changed. ”
Actually, Mu Feng really wanted to kiss the fire and dance soft lips, I don't know why, this awakening, the hope in my heart is even stronger. Looking at the soft and fiery red lips, the hope was even more vigorous. When he saw the red lips, a thought would well-up in his chest, and he always felt that it was the most delicious thing in the world, which made Mu Feng want to kiss him vigorously.
However, this is most likely the first kiss of Sister Rose's wife, if she knew that the first kiss was lost like this, it is estimated that he would not be able to climb her chuang for half a year.
Forcibly taking your eyes off your lips is not a matter of dear love. He still has to deal with the affairs of his literary sister's wife.
Mu Feng who left didn't know, 'dragon nature is good yin', he has seven-colored dragon qi in his body, and he is even better. Now it's just when I see the 'cool point', it will rise**. If he doesn't handle it well in the future, he will be impulsive when he sees a beautiful woman. Finally, he will be excited when he sees a woman. Until the end, as long as it's a female, ahem......
As the saying goes, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other.
When the seven strands of dragon qi brought him great benefits, it also brought even greater instability. If Mu Feng can't control his heart, in the future, he will become a creature who only knows yin.
Of course, he is still safe at the moment.
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The attached small and medium-sized market is a street where you can buy all kinds of snacks and vegetables. In the past, there was no so-called market in this street, until one day people bought vegetables here, and it gradually developed, and now, the daily income brought by this street is also very expensive.
Fighting and making noise in the small market is an extremely common thing, no, there are three men, pointing at a woman of about forty and scolding. The woman appeared to have been beaten and sat down on the ground. And beside her, a freshly erected barbecue grill was smashed and tattered.
"Cao, you're so blind, don't you know that this is Lao Tzu's territory?" The man with the pork kidney-faced face roared angrily.
"Even if you don't look at what kind of place this is, you dare to grab the starling's territory?"
"Damn, who the hell are you, have you paid the money, who let you set up a stall here?" Another guy who seemed to be a 'chengguan' scolded with one hand on his waist and the other hand pointing at the woman on the ground.
At first glance, these three people are in a group, specializing in bullying those small stalls and cheating people for money. However, it's okay to watch the excitement these days, and no one dares to stand out justice.
The woman who was beaten was Yu Lan who came out and planned to set up a barbecue stall to make a living.
She knew that Mu Feng was rich, even if he didn't work, he was nothing, but she also knew that a person like Mu Feng must have more than one woman around him. Although looking at it now, Mu Feng really likes her daughter, but who can guarantee it in the future? There are countless examples of getting married and then divorced, and even looking for a mistress outside. The money Mu Feng gave them would be empty one day, so she wanted to come out and set up a stall by herself, and she could make a little money, and the most important thing was to pass the time, just sitting at home would be boring.
Where to set up a stall?
She thought about it and decided to go to the small market attached to the middle school. After all, her two daughters are in the attached middle school, and the eldest daughter Zhang Yaqi will take the college entrance examination next year. With her results, she will definitely be admitted to Bingda University. Bingda is also very close to the attached small and medium-sized market, a street away. She just wanted to set up a stall here, and besides, didn't she think about moving, so she also bought a piece in the attached middle school community.
Yu Lan has been working for so many years, how can he not know the rules of each line? Before she came out to set up a stall, she had already gone to the relevant departments to register and issue a certificate.
She also investigated the market for a long time, and took a fancy to a place, and there was no one to set up a stall in that place for a long time, she thought that there was no one there, so she set up a barbecue grill there. But within half an hour, the middle-aged man with a pig's waist face appeared, and without saying a word, he directly kicked her over, and smashed the barbecue grill she bought.
Not only that, but the guy who looked like a 'chengguan' also appeared, insisting that her proof was fake, and ...... There was no registration at all, and she was fined money.
Five hundred yuan, although she has money now, she still doesn't want to give it under the nature of picking, let alone that she still takes advantage of it.
Yu Lan sat on the ground, and she was a little angry with that kick, and she couldn't stand up for a long time.
Zhang Nika habitually skipped class again, and originally wanted to come out to fight the tooth sacrifice, but suddenly saw her mother being beaten, and this time she exploded directly. I wanted to rush forward as soon as possible, but when she saw the three fierce middle-aged people, she rolled her eyes, so she called Mu Feng first, but unfortunately Mu Feng's mobile phone couldn't get through, so she had to inform her sister first.
"Hey, what's the matter with you, are you like this, why are you beating my mother? I sue you, apologize to my mother immediately, otherwise ......" I couldn't wait for my brother-in-law to appear, Zhang Nika ran over directly and protected Yu Lan in front of her.
The three of them were slightly stunned, where did this little girl pop up, it's quite beautiful.
The 'chengguan'-like man was the first to laugh: "Huh, otherwise what? That, I didn't ask the little girl's name? Hehe, your mother came out to set up a stall without registration, you must know that this is a violation of the market management law, and I am acting in accordance with the law. ”
There are so many laws and regulations, who knows what they say?
Looking at Yu Lan's slightly changing face, the 'Chengguan' man smiled, this method has been tried.
"Which law? You mean, huh? Zhang Nika didn't diao him, her hands crossed her waist, and she glared at the man angrily, "There is a dead mouse in his waist, pretending to be a hunter." Don't think I'm an idiot, just your uniform, make it yourself, call it a day so badly, the lines are all open, and ...... And the epaulettes? Tsk, have you ever seen the epaulettes of a real chengguan? ”
After speaking, he pointed to the man's shoulder and said, "You are the epaulettes of the chengguan team, a pomegranate flower." Tsk, look at the pomegranate flowers, they're all about to fade. Moreover, there are no city walls on both sides of the epaulettes of the chengguan team members, and those with city walls only have the epaulettes of the chief captain and the f captain. The captain is two pomegranate flowers, ears of wheat, and the city wall, and the captain f is a pomegranate flower, ears of wheat, and the city wall. You don't know how to pretend to be decent. ”
After saying that, Zhang Nika snorted at him again.
The crowd around was stunned for a while, this ...... Is this chengguan fake?
Really?
When the chengguan man saw that something was wrong, his face suddenly became grim: "You little girl doll, what do you know?" That's why I've been wearing it for a long time. Our urban management epaulettes, how do you know p, don't you know how to change it recently? ”
"Oh? Really? Isn't it a recent change, why have you been wearing it for a long time? Zhang Nika first pointed out the man's speech disease, then smiled evilly, pointed to the armband on his arm, and sneered: "Okay, even if you change the epaulettes, what about this armband, it seems that I remember, the ears of wheat are golden, why are you golden-red?" Oh...... Could it be that the color has also faded? Hoho, it's the first time I've heard that this color is getting darker and darker! ”
"You!" The 'chengguan' man was dumbfounded, he hunted geese all day long, but he didn't expect to be pecked by geese today!
He is indeed not a chengguan, just a bastard on the street. In fact, loopholes can be exploited everywhere in the chengguan, and there is no need to check if you want to. The streets where he committed crimes were the two market streets on the left and right, and he was familiar with the time when the general chengguan appeared, and he always staggered with them. And the unknown masses are always deceived and frightened by him to get money. Anyway, it is impossible for those people to go to the urban management bureau to investigate, so it will make him take advantage of a big loophole.
Well, how to say it, if the day is good, it will be about two hundred. If it's good a month, at least four or five thousand will be netted, and even if it is again, there will be a guarantee of two thousand.
That pig's kidney-faced face is really setting up a stall over there, but he has recently been divorced, so he is not in the mood to set up a stall. When I met Yu Lan this time, I just took her out of the anger in my chest. He was also a little stunned, is this 'chengguan' really fake?
Looking at the more and more suspicious eyes around him, and the increasingly unkind aura, the bastard felt that he had to leave, and if he didn't leave, he would not be crippled by the angry crowd.
grabbed Zhang Nika's wrist, and the bastard snorted angrily: "Go, why don't you go to the urban management bureau with me, and Lao Tzu will let you see if Lao Tzu is fake." ”
The masses who were about to besiege were slightly stunned, so confident, isn't it fake?
In a moment, the bastard was already dragging Zhang Nika out of the crowd.
Yu Lan endured the pain in her stomach, forcibly stood up, and staggered forward: "You...... You let go of my daughter. ”
And Zhang Nika was desperately holding the fake city management, but her strength was not as strong as her family, so she was dragged away.
Bang!
The fake chengguan only felt that he hit an iron wall and was dizzy: "cao, what...... Which bastard, dare, dare to hit Lao Tzu? ”
"Lao Tzu hates people who are abducted and deceived the most, you are still young and strong, why don't you go and do the right thing?" The 'wall' in front of him spoke.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you're here!"
The person who came was Mu Feng, Zhang Nika was excited, and finally got rid of the fake chengguan, punched and kicked, and kicked the girl to the ground.
"Mom, are you alright?" Zhang Yaqi ran over quickly, supporting Yu Lan with concern.
"Captain Hong, this person is a fake!" Mu Feng said to the uniformed man beside him.
"Uh, yes, Mr. Mu, this person is pretending to be a chengguan." The man in uniform glanced at it and said affirmatively.
Everyone looked at it again, hey, it's really as the little beauty said, two pomegranate flowers, ears of wheat and the epaulettes of the captain of the city wall? However, who is this young man, and the captain is so respectful to him?
But that's not what they care about.
"Fuck him!"
"Dare to cheat us out of our money and kick him to death!"
"Dude, how much have you been scammed in?"
"I've been cheated out of two thousand."
"I'm not as heavy as you, I'm only five hundred, but I have to kick him hard."
"Whew......"
The fake city manager didn't even hold up a point, and was directly kicked and fainted.