Chapter 274: My cousin is here

"I feel that you are very stylish, who else is your opponent in this human society?"

Shen Han couldn't help but pat the other party's ass.

"Generally, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend of your world!"

Gigi was a little fluttering by him, and he didn't even know what his name was.

"It seems that I heard that your blood is also a great tonic, as long as you drink a drop, you can change a person's body structure, and there will be many magical effects-" Shen Han said casually.

"That's nature, blood is the essence of the life of the divine beast, nature has extraordinary, as long as a drop, you humans can ......" Ji Ji didn't expect the trap that the other party designed for himself, and he was still there to introduce it proudly, but he soon felt that the situation was a little wrong, and then glared at the other party fiercely, no longer spoke, but felt that his little heart was fluttering, for fear that the other party would suddenly burst out, and unload himself into eight pieces and make Ji Ji bean paste bag.

Shen Han smiled, not talking, just kept staring at the other party.

"What the hell do you mean? I can tell you, don't even think about it, our blood is very precious, and we can't just give it away! ”

Gigi was stared at by the other party, as if there were thousands of caterpillars crawling on his body, and said through gritted teeth, and moved his body a short distance behind.

"Twenty bottles of Moutai, fifty cases of beer, five hundred chicken wings, five hundred chicken legs, in exchange for a drop of blood on your body, how about it?"

Shen Han said very simply.

"Humph!"

Gigi pinned his head to the side, not even looking at the other.

"Forty bottles of Moutai, a hundred cases of beer, a thousand chicken wings, a thousand chicken legs!"

Shen Han said again.

"Give up the temptation to me, I won't agree to you!"

Ji Ji swallowed hard, directly ignoring the other party's storage zĂ i, but the two calves were trembling slightly.

"I'll add ten roast whole sheep and three roast pigs!"

Shen Han said shamelessly.

"You, you, you......" Gigi was trembling all over, and his voice became extremely weak.

"Twenty roast whole sheep, ten roast pigs!"

The smile on Shen Han's face became brighter and brighter.

"Done, deal!"

Gigi gasped roughly, and even his voice was full of tremors.

Shen Han patted the other party's body with a smile and said, "One drop of blood a day, I will give you these things on time, try it for a month first, I hope it really has such a miraculous curative effect!" ”

"A month? That's thirty drops, you kill me! ”

Gigi's eyes widened and he cried out.

If his body is so small, and he is given so much blood, then he has become a rat?

"In a month, I'll send you another twenty soft China!"

Shen Han smiled so sincerely, so kindly.

"Bang dang!"

Gigi was full of little stars in front of him, and he simply fainted to the ground.

Shen Han's eyes were also full of little stars, Situ Liang, who had been cultivated with blood, coupled with his own training, what kind of monster would he be? He's really looking forward to the other side's performance in the game.

Humanoid Tyrannosaurus rex?

Situ Liang didn't expect his fate to be changed, but he just felt a chill on his back, which made him feel that the atmosphere around him seemed a little weird and a little weird, making him constantly turn his head and glance behind him a few times.

Situ Liang looked at Shen Han in front of him and the twenty-five people behind him, his heart was indescribably worried, and his whole body trembled slightly, as if he was facing a little lamb with more than twenty hungry wolves, looking so lonely and pitiful.

"Master, what are you doing here? Aren't you going to train me to be a master? Then give me the booklet of "Nine Yin True Scripture", "Qiankun Great Shifting Divine Skill" and "Nine Yin White Bone Claw", and I can study it myself. ”

Situ Liang felt that his voice was a little out of tune, like a fallen leaf in the wind, and it made a trill.

The smile on Shen Han's face was so sincere, so kind, and so friendly, as if he had been bathed in the spring breeze, which made people feel indescribably comfortable: "I said Ah Liang, your master and I have worked hard for you to become a real powerhouse, but you have worked hard and exhausted, so you must be considerate of being a teacher!" ”

"Goo-dong!"

Situ Liang swallowed hard, and looked at the twenty-five people behind him, all of whom were solemn, as if they had come out of the refrigerator, not smiling, and seemed to have an aura that made it difficult for him to breathe. He laughed dryly, "Master, if you want to teach me martial arts, you don't need to call so many senior brothers, right?" Isn't it a bit too lively for so many people to study together? ”

"They're not your senior brothers, they're just a few helpers I found!"

Shen Han said innocently.

"Helper? What helper? Do I need a helper to learn kung fu? Isn't it common to read a book of martial arts secrets in general novels, and you can become a master of style pulling after a few hours of casual learning? Or a white-bearded old man who passed on his skills for hundreds of years, and then it was very good. ”

Situ Liang's eyes widened and he said in disbelief.

Shen Han handed him the training item prepared by Ji Ji in front of him, and explained amiably: "Ah Liang, our martial arts are completely different from theirs, this is your training sheet, train for a month first, and then see the effect!" ”

"Training sheets?"

Situ Liang took the watch with doubts, glanced at it a few times, and soon rolled his eyes, and fell straight to the ground, like a dead fish, his whole body was twitching slightly.

If you train like this, won't you be exhausted to death? Where are the above training programs? It's clearly suicide.

Shen Han squatted down with a sincere face, patted his body gently, and sighed: "Ah Liang, since you have acquiesced, then I won't say any other nonsense, come on!" ”

"Yes, Boss!"

The twenty-five young men behind him said in unison.

"Ahh I don't agree! ”

Situ Liang shouted innocently.

"You strip me of all the clothes on Ah Liang's body, and confiscate all the mobile phones and other communication tools!"

Shen Han pointed at Situ Liang, who was still pretending to be dead in front of him, and gave this order with a smile.

"Yes, Boss!"

The twenty-five young men all responded without hesitation and rushed towards Situ Liang.

"Ouch, what are you doing? Help, come on, people...... "Where is Situ Liang the opponent of these wolf-like Black Whale Gang elites?" In less than a minute, he was covered in a slick coat, without even a single piece of cloth, he looked at Shen Han with a resentful face, and almost cried.

Kong Bing'er snorted lightly, her face was slightly red, and she hurriedly pinned her head to the side, secretly disdainful of Shen Han.

Zhang Ming couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, and muttered in a low voice: "Rub, the boss won't be interested in men, you want to wipe Aliangka off here, right?" The boss is the boss, and he is really brave enough to do things! ”

"Master, you don't really want me to do that, do you?" Situ Liang asked with a pleading face.

Shen Han took an electronic detector and scanned his whole body, and after making sure that he didn't have any metal objects on his body, he threw a look at a junior brother next to him, who hurriedly held a set of clean clothes in both hands, walked in front of Situ Liang in a few steps, and handed it to the other party.

"Master, what are you?"

Situ Liang looked at the clothes, then looked at Shen Han, and felt that the other party seemed to be real, he thought of those training items, his face was a little pale, and his legs couldn't stop trembling.

Shen Han said with a smile: "I want to train you to become a master, so I have to use some special means." As for this training, I call it Hell Devil Training, so from now on, you can feel what Hell is! ”

"Ah, I, I don't want to be a master, I want to go home, help!"

Situ Liang hurriedly waved his hands in fright: "Hmm, what are you giving me to drink?" ”

His eyes suddenly widened, and he stared at Shen Han with a frightened expression.

It turned out that Shen Han poured a glass of clear water into his stomach, and of course a drop of Jiji's blood was also fused into it.

This is also a way to do it, Ji Ji's blood is extremely magical, and it is also extremely domineering, not to mention a body bone like Situ Liang, even a body bone like Shen Han, I am afraid that he can barely resist it, so he has to dilute it with these cold waters.

Shen Han shook the other party shamelessly: "Oh, nothing, it's just a glass of water!" ”

"Is it really just a glass of water?"

Situ Liang looked at the other party in disbelief.

Will the other person be so bored that he pours himself a glass of water? Although I am not very smart, I am not very stupid either, and I vaguely feel that there is something strange in this glass of water.

Shen Han touched his head embarrassedly: "Oh, I added a little bit of seasoning to it!" ”

"What? Added a little spice? ”

Situ Liang felt as if there was a fire burning in his body, as if he was going to cook himself, which made his face a little red, and he shouted in a trembling voice: "Master, you can't harm me!" ”

"Ah Liang, as long as you are obedient and obedient, everything is easy to say. It's not a big deal, I'll name it, and I'll chase it in January. That is, you now have one month to live! ”

Shen Han smiled lightly.

"A month of life? Ah, master, you bully me, woo woo......" Situ Liang lost his eyes, screamed, sat on the ground with his ass, and posed like a shrew, his limbs were constantly shaking.

"But there is still salvation!" Shen Han suddenly said this.

"Ah, master? What can you do? I knew you were the best for me, master, I love you so much! ”

Situ Liang's eyes immediately became bright and bright, like two small light bulbs, almost rushing towards Shen Han.

Shen Han hurriedly took two steps back, avoiding the other party's bear hug, he shouted very unhappily: "You just have to do it according to the training, after a month, I will see how you progress, if you improve a lot, I will naturally give you an antidote, otherwise, hehe, you can slowly enjoy the remaining month of life!" ”

Situ Liang's eyes widened suddenly, and he shouted again and again: "Master, you are despising human rights!"

"Human rights? If I don't say it, others don't say it, who will know? ”

Shen Han shrugged his shoulders innocently, turned off the mobile phone he was wearing, and added: "Now that you have lost contact with the outside world, it's better not to resist!" ”

"Oh, oh my God, it's unreasonable!"

Situ Liang cried very sadly.

Shen Han shook his mobile phone shamelessly, and said, "Oh, by the way, the training cost this time is a total of 300 million, you must remember to give money when the time comes, we are not the kind of organization that helps people for free!" ”

"Three hundred million? I paid 300 million to suffer? ”

Situ Liang rolled his eyes and shouted.

Shen Han didn't shake him off, but instead looked at the twenty-five junior brothers, and said word by word: "From now on, you will work in pairs, and each group will monitor Ah Liang for three hours, taking turns, if anyone sees that he does not follow our training program, they can implement a little violent measures!" ”

He casually took a two-meter-long wooden stick in his hand, threw it to them, and added in a subtle way, "If any of you release water, hum, what are the rules of the Black Whale Gang, I'm afraid you all know it, right?" I don't need to say this, but as long as you complete it, I will give you an extra bonus, a hundred yuan a day, eating, drinking, and smoking, I will reimburse it all here! ”

The twenty-five young men shouted in unison, "Yes, boss, we will do what you say!" ”

They didn't expect such a good errand, where would there be anything disagreeable?

Shen Han nodded with satisfaction, glanced at Situ Liang, who was still standing there naked, and couldn't help but shrug his shoulders: "After ten minutes of training, if he still doesn't even have any clothes on, then run bare-assed!" ”

Situ Liang was frightened and hurriedly divided five by two, grabbed the clothes in front of him, and put them on randomly.

"Help, I can't run!"

Situ Liang's face was hot and red, as if he was red-faced Guan Gong, his whole body was weak for a while, his feet were weak, and his speed was not as fast as just now.

The two younger brothers rode a motorcycle, drank their drinks with a relaxed face, and shouted, "Run, you have only run two kilometers and you still have eight kilometers to run!" ”

The little brother sitting in the back took a wooden stick and slammed it towards Situ Liang.

"Huh? Eight more kilometers? ”

Situ let out a scream like killing a pig, he jumped more than three meters high, and ran towards the front.

"Alas, how can such a kind person as I do such a rude thing?" The little brother also said very emotionally.

The corner of the little brother who was driving the car in front of him twitched twice in a row, almost causing two people to come and turn over on his back.

"It's not fair, others follow the boss every day to eat and drink spicy, why do I have to pay so much to follow the boss? A drop of blood, that's a drop of blood, I must make up for it, woo...... What a loss! ”

Gigi lay on a table, surrounded by countless chicken wings, drumsticks, roast whole lamb and pig, and all sorts of beer, and he muttered discontentedly as he threw a chicken wing into his mouth, not knowing how much more it needed to fill his little belly.

Shen Han was half-lying on the sofa, watching Ji Ji still eating there, gritting his teeth, but the corners of his mouth kept twitching, and his hands were almost twitching into chicken paws.

He now has a policy that gives himself Jiji at the beginning is really too favorable, and he has smashed in more than 200,000 yuan a day, which is enough for his salary for ten years if it is changed to before. At first, he thought that the other party's little belly couldn't eat so much, but who knew that the other party could eat and drink for fifteen hours in a row without even going to the toilet.

Who knew that Ji Ji was eating and drinking, and he was still there to hit Shen Han: "Boss, this roasted whole sheep tastes good, it is worthy of five thousand yuan a piece, the taste is really cool, in the future, it will be the roasted whole sheep in this restaurant, the previous two thousand yuan roasted whole sheep taste is not good for his mother, and there is a smell of sheep, I really want to smash that restaurant!" ”

"Good, good!"

Shen Han nodded fiercely, almost put his head on the ground, and silently added a few words in his heart: "What a fart, this is all money!" ”

"Oh, no, big deal!"

At that moment, there was a knock on the door, and a sonorous soprano sounded outside.

"Poof!"

Shen Han couldn't take any measures, and the other fell to the ground.

"Who?"

He hurriedly opened the door with a disgraced face, but saw a "beautiful cutie" in the hall standing at the door, looking anxious, not knowing what was going on. She is one meter eight tall, much taller than Shen Han, burly, standing there, like a Tyrannosaurus rex, giving people a feeling of overwhelming momentum.

"Hey, what's wrong? Xiaoli! ”

Shen Han asked with a surprised face, "Could it be that someone is picking a scene?" ”

He thinks that apart from this incident, there is nothing else that can surprise the other party so much, but the company has been calm during this time, and no one dares to make trouble here.

"No, no, there is a woman who wants to apply for our company, we said, we are not recruiting people now, but she didn't listen, and she still stood there and didn't leave!"

Xiaoli said unceremoniously.

"Oh? Does this matter have anything to do with me? You should report to the President! ”

Shen Han asked suspiciously.

"But, but the woman said it was your cousin, so I'll ask you first!"

Xiaoli said innocently.

"My cousin?"

Shen Han's body shook twice, and he almost fell to the ground.

I don't even know who my parents are, and I've lived with the old man since I was a child, where is my cousin? Did it come out of a crack in the stone?

Seeing the other party's expression, Xiaoli asked with a puzzled face, "Brother Shen, isn't that person your cousin?" But why did she say your name? And she's pretty good, she won't recognize people indiscriminately, right? ”

"Cousin? Where did my cousin come from? ”

Shen Han was almost mad, who is this? Dare to confess his relatives indiscriminately, could it be that he has committed something and wants to take refuge here? But you're not so stylish, are you?

"What? Not your cousin? ”

Xiaoli suddenly exclaimed angrily, "Isn't that using your name to deceive everywhere?" I'm going to find someone and drive her away, just now we thought she was really your cousin, polite to her, who knew that it was a little goblin who showed off everywhere! ”

After saying this, she rolled up her sleeves and turned angrily and walked outside.

"Hey, wait a minute!"

Shen Han hurriedly shouted.

"Huh? What else? ”

Xiaoli asked with a shocked face.

Shen Han also had a doubt in his heart, although he had been in a lot of trouble during this time, and there were many people who knew his name, but it was the first time he had heard someone pretending to be his cousin to find a job, could it really be a cousin of unknown origin? And looking at Xiaoli's tone of voice, it seems that this little girl does look a little good. He pondered for a while before he spoke, "Whether she is my cousin or not, I'll take a look at it first!" ”

"Take a look?"

Xiaoli looked at each other with a puzzled expression. Could it be that if you see that the other party is a beauty, you will stay, and if you are not a beauty, you will drive away? This is really Brother Shen's usual demeanor.

Shen Han saw the other party's doubts, and hurriedly put on a righteous appearance, waved his hand and said: "I just see if I know each other, after all, there were too many neighbors when I was a child, maybe the neighbor's children also claim to be my cousin, I can't not know people because of this!" ”