No. 255, let Miss be good and persuade lesbians to love Lang!
No. 255, let Miss be good and persuade lesbians to love Lang!
Tang Chong only now understands that this so-called 'emperor' bar is actually a lesbian bar. This is also known as the Les Bar. All the people he saw inside were women. Even the handsome bartender on the first floor was a woman.
At that time, he was still very appreciative, envious of the sissy being sought after by a group of women - and now he knew that the original person was originally a 'mother'. However, this also made him even more envious. Women can conquer women, doesn't it prove that men are too incompetent?
Moreover, what surprised Tang Zhong even more was that all the women in this were extraordinary, and no matter how bad they were, they had outstanding temperaments. But how did these women fall in love with women?
It's a ruined time.
No. 255, let Miss be good and persuade lesbians to love Lang! A good-looking man falls in love with a better-looking man than him, a good-looking woman falls in love with an equally good-looking woman, and the remaining ** silk rotten women cry sadly and cry out in the end, they can only make do with each other and live, and occasionally quarrel with each other to die or live.
Seeing this scene, Tang Chong's biggest feeling was sadness.
Therefore, when Gongsun Xiaoyi said, 'Remember my name, my name is Gongsun Xiaoyi', he was so calm and fearless to tell his thoughts.
The strange thing is that everyone was stunned after hearing Tang Chong's words, and the audience was silent. Even Dong Bodhi, who was clinking glasses with others, shook his head, and looked at Tang Zhong with three points of surprise and seven points of joy in his eyes.
"Smack-" Gongsun Xiaoyi slapped away the red wine glass that the twin sisters sent to her lips, the woman didn't clench it, and the glass fell on the coffee table in front of her and shattered. The glass is dazzling, the wine is red, and it is shocking to see. "You look down on us?"
"No, no." Tang Zhong waved his hand. "I respect your sexuality. It doesn't matter if you love a man or a woman or a human being - I respect it. I'm just a little sorry. The ratio of men and women in modern society has been seriously imbalanced, and there are 30 million men ranked 255th every year. Compatriots may not be able to find a wife. Every time I think about it, my heart aches. So seeing you being so extravagant and wasteful, I think of my compatriots—"
Tang Zhong walked to the inner room, walked to the couple sitting on the outermost edge, stood in front of them, and said, "You touch me—you touch me—but the feeling of touching a man is not the same as touching a woman." Women have it, and we have it too. What women don't have, we still have. You touch—"
"Go away. Dead perverts. The long-haired girl screamed as she lay in the arms of the woman beside her.
"Do you want to die?" The woman holding her girlfriend's earrings stared at Tang Zhong coldly. "If you dare to take a step closer, I'll beat you into a pig's head, so that your mother won't recognize you-"
Then she comforted the girl in her arms with a gentle face, and said, "Xiaomei is not afraid." Unafraid. He doesn't dare touch you. ”
“――”
Tang opened his mouth and thought, how did he become a pervert?
I just want them to feel the difference between men and women?
He respects their choices, but is willing to give them more choices.
Perhaps, they will fall in love with men if they are not careful?
"Actually, men and women are really different." Tang Zhong was still unwilling to give up. He stood in the middle of the box, looked at all the women in the room, and said, as if he was giving a serious speech. "We have a warm chest to lean back on—"
"Please, our chests are warmer and softer—" one woman said with a sneer.
"We have strong arms that can help you carry heavy loads at risk, and can hold you in our arms when you need to—"
"We don't have as much strength in our arms as you do, but we women are more affectionate than you men - you're full of rhetoric, but you're all a bunch of garbage."
"That's an extreme statement. Garbage is only a tiny minority. For example, I know a few - nomad, Dong Xiaobao, Gongsun Jian and the like, all of whom are not good men. However, most men's character is still good. And they're very serious and single-minded—"
"You dare to scold Gongsun Qian?" Gongsun Xiaoyi jumped up from the sofa all of a sudden, wanting to fight with Tang Chong. Gongsun Jian is her eldest brother, and the reason why she found Tang Zhong is because she wants to know what kind of guy is who can make someone as powerful as her brother be, and by the way, give him a little more lesson. I didn't expect him to be really polite, and he dared to scold his brother in front of him.
"Don't dare, don't dare." Tang Zhong hurriedly waved his hand. "Actually, it's just an example. The benefits of men are really many, many. I can get into the kitchen and climb into the big bed. Killed the Trojan horse, beat the pervert. If you tell a joke, you can take it back to your parents - you think about it. ”
He regretted that he didn't print his business card. Otherwise, after the sales pitch is done, you should hand out business cards and say to the women in the room that if you change your mind, call me or something like that—it's a pity.
"Cut." Gongsun Xiaoyi was dismissive of Tang Chong's words. "If we want a wolf, we can be a wolf, and if we want a mother, we can be very mother. We are careful, and you talk like a fart. We are gentle and considerate, and you are only gentle and considerate when the hormones are in your head. We have what men have, and we can do better—"
Don couldn't be angry.
If it weren't for the problems of face, quality, morality, and character, he really wanted to rip off his pants, pointed at Xiao Qinluo and yelled at her: "Do you have this?" Do you have? ”
Dong Bodhi was almost out of breath laughing.
She panted and pointed at Tang Chong and said, "You-you-you really laughed at me." You're such a strange guy - you've been a hooligan, you've been a pseudo-girl. Let the young lady be good and persuade Lala Ailang - what else can't you do? ”
Dong Bodhi brought Tang Zhong into this silk hole, and he didn't have the intention of helping him 'make a feud'. She knew that Tang Chong and Gongsun Jian had a conflict, and Gongsun Xiaoyi usually admired her eldest brother the most. She will fight hard with others when they say a bad word about him, not to mention that Tang Chong made him deflated in front of him, and it is said that Tang Chong pushed him down the Huang Pujiang River - although it is said, but this also puts a layer of dirt on Gongsun Qian's prestige. Is this what Gongsun Xiaoyi wants to see?
Hearing Dong Bodhi say this, Tang Zhong also felt that he was quite good.
He waved his hand and said, "That's just my personal opinion. I still say the same thing, and I respect your choice. It's just that as a fellow man, I hope you have more options - we're all right. ”
His eyes looked at Dong Bodhi and said, "You brought me here to watch me quarrel with them?" ”
"It's not. My sisters said they had admired you for a long time. I'll take you here to meet you. When Dong Bodhi spoke, he pointed to Gongsun Xiaoyi. Looks like you all have a common language. ”
Tang Chong's expression became very strange, and he looked at Dong Bo and asked, "Are you also like them?" ”
"Poof—"
Dong Bodhi just poured a mouthful of foreign wine into her mouth squirted out, she wiped the wine stains on the corner of her mouth with a tissue in a panic, and said, "If you have such a friend, it must be a lesbian?" What logic do you have? ”
"It's good if not." Tang Zhong said. He thought that the ass he had touched had also been touched by another woman—strange, why didn't he feel disgusted?
"Tang Zhong." Gongsun Xiaoyi's face was gloomy, his thick eyebrows were raised high, his eyes stared at Tang Chong fiercely, and he shouted in a low voice: "Apologize to me." ”
"Are you sick?" Tang Zhong looked at Gongsun Xiaoyi and said. He pointed to the door of the box and said, "You don't think that you hang a 'queen' sign at the door, you are really the queen, right?" If you are the queen, then I am also the emperor. ”
"You'd better be a father-in-law." She gestured, and two women in the crowd immediately stood up and walked towards Tang Chong one left and one right.
These two men are taller than ordinary women's bones, tall and long-legged, and extraordinarily full breasts and buttocks.
They have Asian faces, but have the size of large ocean horses.
Obviously, they came here to turn Tang Zhong into a father-in-law.
Tang Zhong looked at Dong Bodhi, and Dong Bodhi turned around and laughed with the woman next to him, as if he didn't notice the scene on the field at this time.
Except for Dong Bodhi, the eyes of the others were all focused on Tang Chong. They were waiting to see a good show.
Without warning, the two women suddenly ran quickly.
One strikes the head, the other attacks the abdomen.
In the way of the other, give back to the other.
Tang Zhong stood still and did not move.
However, the two women who attacked at the same time flew upside down.
The one who attacked him in the head was punched in the head by him.
He who attacked her in the abdomen was kicked in the stomach by her.
The huge bodies of the two smashed against the wide marble table in the middle of the box, making a loud noise.
The fruit bowls stacked on the beautiful silver shelves were knocked over, and the bottles and glasses shattered to the floor.
The two of them screamed miserably, as if their backs were about to be broken. I couldn't get up from the marble table after trying hard for a long time.
Tang Chong's shot was swift and swift, as fast as lightning. Pity these women didn't even see his movements clearly, and saw the two people on their side flying.
Tang Zhong looked at the women present with a smile and said: "In fact, there is one biggest difference between men and women, that is, when men beat people, it will hurt a lot. ”
The smile on his face disappeared little by little, and he asked in a deep voice, "Who else is not convinced?" ”
Click――
Gongsun Xiaoyi's body jumped slightly, and the person stood on the marble table.
She bent down and reached out to pull the two injured women up, motioning for them to step aside and rest.
Then, she looked at Tang Zhong with a fire-filled look in her eyes.
"You're coming?" Tang Zhong asked.
"I'll come." Gongsun Xiaoyi said.
"Good. Here you come. Tang Zhong said.
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