Chapter 083: A Shocking Battle
At this point, Lin Wan'er and Xuan'er have officially met.
Everyone in the Lin family was like watching a circus, watching the two of them talk back and forth, their mouths were like lit cannons, and they never stopped.
It was as if there was a mirror erected between the two, not by appearance, but by temperament, and at the same time he stretched out his hand, his fingers slightly cocked, and the disdain on his face was obvious.
What the hell, there are two people in the world with such similar temperaments?
The eyes of everyone in the Lin family are getting weirder and weirder, could this be Wan'er's long-lost sister?
But Lin Wan'er and Xuan'er, who were scolding at the scene, didn't feel anything, they just felt that the person opposite was so annoying, and it would be perfect if they could be locked up in a big black house and starve for three days and three nights.
Zero Zero, who was standing with a few other people who walked out, looked at Lin Wan'er and Xuan'er who were confronting each other with a wicked smile in their eyes, and regretted that Zheng Chenggong, the former court's concubine, had failed to stand with the general Xiahou Xiangyang, but it was also a great joy to see Lin Wan'er and Xuan'er meet today.
If the two fought again, the scene would definitely be bloody and violent, and it would be a terrible sight, accompanied by high-pitched shouts, blood and limbs flying everywhere, and snot and tears were all color...... Tsk, it's miserable, but, think about it, it's a little exciting!
007 bystander Qing, privately compared the similarities between Lin Wan'er and Xuan'er, and came up with an amazing similarity, the same self-righteousness, the same lofty ambition, and the same disdain to Pan Meimei and Ouyang Xiaolan, saying that the former is flashy, and the latter has short legs and a fat face. but tried his best to praise the people he admired, but Xuan'er advocated and praised her own young lady, and Lin Wan'er often praised the people who ...... Herself.
Except for these. Xuan'er tried her best to belittle the third prince Zhao Gan, saying that the third prince was blind, King Jing'an was the most shameless, Xiliang was a barbarian, this girl was bold and quick in private, there was nothing she didn't dare to say, and Lin Wan'er was an open-mouthed representative. The jokes that come out are passed down from mouth to mouth and can be made into a play.
However, the two of them have a lot of shortcomings of one kind or another. But it is not annoying, or it is a little likable, Zhao Jianchen, who has been tortured by Lin Wan'er and Xuan'er at the same time, can experience the taste of it the most, and he has not seen the two of them for many days. Zhao Jianchen still misses something in his heart. is like a cute and naughty little sister, who has not seen her heart for many days.
It's just that Zhao Jianchen's weight in the hearts of the two is very low but surprisingly consistent-Uncle Zhao, who is lazy and lazy in the village next door, can't get a daughter-in-law all his life, and has been lonely all his life.
Sometimes, Zero Zero Seven will have a sense of absurdity, is it possible that the talented girl of Da Wei and the little maid are actually only separated by a piece of paper, and the two can swap identities under certain circumstances, and at the same time there will be no sense of disobedience, and the people around them will gladly accept it.
He didn't dare to tell Xuan'er this kind of thought. Because the next moment, Xuan'er, who was furious, would feel that comparing herself with Lin Wan'er was a huge personality insult to her, and she would pick up a kitchen knife and slash people.
The two talked in a daze for a long time. Verbal warfare, swords and swords, you say, I say, it seems to be disorganized, but listen carefully, the logic is quite strong, not all unreasonable, there are a few sentences of rebuttal is quite exciting, both philosophical thoughts, and dialectical thinking, under the pun, people can't help laughing.
The so-called earth-shattering battle is nothing more than that.
"Yo, Lin Wan'er, you are really worthy of the title of a talented woman of the Great Wei, I think you are a village woman from the countryside of Lanzhou, you have no knowledge at all, you only know how to grandstand and show off your power all day long, just like a monkey on the street, but you are the monkey, just adding to the laughing stock." Xuan'er compares Lin Wan'er to a monkey, and even she admires her sharpness.
"Heh, you little maid is still more knowledgeable than me Lin Wan'er, and she doesn't go out to spit and foam, just like you, you have the courage to compare knowledge with me, my Lin Wan'er eats more rock sugar gourds than your hair. If you don't dare to go out during the day, you will feel ashamed when you go out, so you should quickly cover it with a fig leaf. Lin Wan'er immediately shot back, but she didn't give an inch of land.
"Okay, I forgot to bring a fig leaf when I went out, I heard that you brought it, do you want to take it for you?" Xuan'er embraced her in her own way, and sarcastically ridiculed Lin Wan'er that she must wear a fig leaf when she goes out, because embarrassment is commonplace for Lin Wan'er.
"It's a pity that mine is too small, and the people you lost are too big to be enough." Lin Wan'er said with pity and disdain, occupying the top slightly, "Hmph, little girl, you can't provoke me!" ”
Xuan'er, who was at a disadvantage, fought back: "Wrong, it's not that I can't mess with you, but I can't bear you, I can endure and urine, but I can't bear you." ”
Lin Wan'er didn't speak, she was speechless for a while, and seemed to be defeated.
Zero Zero Seven was speechless, and the war was over, and it seemed that it was still a little bit away from being strong.
The Lin family and his party were suddenly anxious, Lin Wan'er actually lost the quarrel, and she was going to do it the next moment, even if she didn't attack the girl named Xuan'er, someone would suffer.
Lin Hanlin, who was not far away, suddenly shrunk his neck, feeling a little cold, the eldest sister was unhappy, she was the one who was going to suffer.
"Ha, Lin Wan'er, what, why aren't you arrogant? Is it because you're afraid? "Xuan'er has no choice, the title of the first person to quarrel in the world has not fallen into the mouth of others, it is still my Xuan'er girl.
Lin Wan'er smiled suddenly, the corners of her mouth curled slightly, and a hint of a conspiracy smile crept up the corners of her mouth, as if she was waiting for Xuan'er's words: "Afraid? Of course not, I was just thinking, if the dog bites me, if I bite back, won't I lose my share? ”
A good trick to survive, the willows are bright.
Xuan'er is not easy to provoke, and immediately shot back: "Lin Wan'er, I wish you to lose your horse, lose your front hooves, laugh and laugh, fly short and long, make heroes full of tears, and the country will not let Xu Mei not marry for the rest of his life!" ”
Her trick is too ruthless, cursing older young women for not being able to marry for the rest of their lives, and they can have seasoning packets with children who have no assholes and eat instant noodles and become the three most vicious curses.
At the moment when Xuan'er stopped her mouth, Lin Wan'er hurried over: "I wish you, a stinky girl, to marry every day with lightning speed, ringing bells, and letting the world be full of love and endless love!" ”
For a woman, getting married every day is comparable
Xuan'er was angry and slammed: "I wish you a radiant, gray-headed, dull-faced, radiant, sun-shooting miracle, immeasurable merit, and tailor-made your uncle!" ”
Xuan'er burst into a foul mouth, very rough, simple and rude to the limit, she would not use this kind of big move unless she had to.
"Your uncle's seventh uncle!" Lin Wan'er.
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In front of the Vermilion Bird Gate, Lin Wan'er and Xuan'er had a quarrel, which was more than the wind and thunder in front of the Xuanwu Gate that day.
(I like this kind of bridge, it's fun, the so-called martial arts competition determines life and death, and the bridge of the martial arts conference, but it's just Yunyuner.) (To be continued.) )