Chapter Twenty-Five: Killing Chickens and Monkeys?
"Don't you dare to laugh!" Guo Baomin slapped the table.
"Teacher!" Ye Bihuang's voice suddenly became higher, and Guo Baomin stopped talking, "I want to ask the teacher, which of our country's laws stipulates that the last few students in the exam should cry?" Ask the teacher to cite it. If not, ask the teacher to give an example, which law in the country states that the last few students in the exam are not allowed to laugh. ”
"You, you, you" Guo Baomin didn't expect that Ye Bihuang, who has always been honest in Pingyue, would dare to talk back, he originally wanted to kill a chicken to show the monkey, anyway, this Ye Bihuang doesn't want to make progress, it doesn't matter if he scolds him casually, it has no impact on himself, if he can inspire others to move forward, it would be better.
This is the result that Guo Baomin wants
"What am I afraid to ask the teacher, why am I not good at studying and I am a scum or a cockroach? Why did the teacher say that all I had in my head was games? I usually say that I also have to study hard. Why can't the teacher see the efforts of the poor students? ”
"Ping's efforts are expressed through the papers, whether you have learned to read the papers or not."
Guo Baomin was so angry that when the whole class saw that Ye Bihuang, who was honest inside, dared to resist Guo Baomin, who had been accumulating power for a long time, their hearts were suddenly relieved and they began to discuss.
"Ye Bihuang, this guy is bold enough, he dared to talk back to the teacher when he was so bad in the exam."
"Hehe, it's possible that this guy's mood has been a little depressed these days, and he broke out today."
"Seeing that he is ready to fight to the end with the teacher like this, he will definitely suffer, and even if he is dumb and suffers from coptis chinensis, he can't say it"
"It depends on the situation, maybe there will be something shocking***, anything will happen this year" Ye Bihuang heard all the discussions in the class, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he smiled slightly. In his last life, he worked as a chef, a salesman, a salesman, a food delivery, a newspaper seller, a courier delivery and all kinds of jobs, although none of them have been long, but he has gained a lot of experience because of this, and he has seen and talked to all kinds of people
Facing Guo Baomin?
It's easy.
"But one exam doesn't prove anything!" Ye Bihuang's light and breezy appearance made Guo Baomin's lungs explode, his eyes widened, and he almost burst into flames.
"Ye Bihuang, let me tell you, you won't invite me home tomorrow" Guo Baomin suddenly got stuck, he scolded people first today, so he didn't pay attention to this invitation to his parents.
In 94, teachers still had three popular ways to deal with students - punishment station, writing inspection, and calling parents. This Guo Baomin was originally going to use the most severe trick to call his parents, but now he is at a loss, and he is embarrassed to call other people's parents, right? In addition, this was originally a key experimental junior high school in Puhai City, and the school's requirements for teachers were also quite strict, so it was not very permissible to call parents, and Guo Baomin only had two tricks left.
"What please? Teacher, why didn't you say that? I would like to ask Mr. Guo a rhetorical sentence - Teacher, why are you sure that poor students can't study well? Maybe when I get my senses, I can be admitted to the provincial key middle school and finally leave a good story in the school, maybe I may really be admitted to the first place in the whole school, the first in the class. ”
Ye Bihuang touched his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and his leisurely appearance made Guo Baomin's teeth itch with anger.
Lan Muxi sat in the front row, Teacher Guo Baomin had already come down and stood beside her, the two were arguing loudly, she couldn't learn at all, so she had to sit there and stop the two arguing.
Lan Muxi frowned when he heard that Ye Bihuang dared to reply, this guy is really a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, originally Mr. Guo's anger is already big enough, aren't you provoking him like this, don't you want the universe to explode? Then do you have a way to live?
Sure enough, Guo Baomin slammed Ye Bihuang's desk, and the books fell to the ground.
"Can you be the first in the class? That's the biggest joke in the world! ”
"Well, that's true, but I'm still sure that I'll be admitted to the provincial key No. 1 middle school." Ye Bihuang made a thinking look, and then spit out a sentence that made people squirt.
Suddenly, the whole class burst into laughter, obviously looking down on Ye Bihuang.
"What are you kidding, this guy hasn't studied much since the first year of junior high school, he knows how to play every day, and talks about games with Lee Kuan Yew"
"Yes, he hasn't studied for more than a year, is it still possible to boast about this Haikou now?"
"Nonsense, it's impossible"
"Hehe, I think it's interesting."
The whole class began to talk about it, this incident is too hot today, and it is estimated that it will spread throughout the school tomorrow
"Just kidding! What if you can't get into the provincial key No. 1 middle school? ”
"Can't pass the test? If I couldn't pass the exam, I shouted a hundred times in front of the whole school's teaching building, 'I'm an idiot, I'm a cockroach, I'm a pig'. Ye Bihuang smiled indifferently, "But teacher, what if I get admitted?" ”
Guo Baomin is really on the same page with Ye Bihuang this time, he really wants to make an example of the monkey this time, so that everyone present can see the consequences of going against him! I believe that after Liwei this time, no one will fight against him until he is hit. His life will be more comfortable.
Guo Baomin said loudly: "Listen, everyone, today I made a bet with Ye Bihuang, if he is admitted to the provincial key No. 1 middle school, then I will read my name upside down in the future!" Whoever reverses it, I won't spare him! If he can't pass the provincial key No. 1 middle school, then he will stand on the teaching floor and shout that he is a pig a hundred times. ”
This is exactly the fulfillment of the oath, and it is impossible to fake it in front of the whole class.
"Teacher, your punishment for yourself is too light, it's unfair to me."
"And what do you want?"
"Let's be fair, I don't ask for much, if I am really admitted to the provincial key high school, then you can call yourself a pig a hundred times in front of the class."
Guo Baomin was so angry that his face turned red, Guo Baomin nodded and agreed to him.
"Okay, teacher, you nodded and agreed, and if you write this article in reverse your name, it will be invalid, as compensation for me standing in front of the whole school and shouting that I am a pig, I still have one condition." Ye Bihuang's lazy appearance is like he is on vacation, and he seems to be negotiating with a peer, he is simply impeccable, this appearance makes Guo Baomin completely wonder, where is the usually stupid and stupid Ye Bihuang? How did you become so sharp today?