"I said Xiao Zheng's husband, are you telling the truth?" Wang Chunlan: "My husband has a lot of other skills, but to be honest, my ability to tell the truth is even greater, I like the ability of beautiful women Everyone knows, and it is never obscure. I'm never sorry for my own woman, unless the beauty bears me. Zhang Zheng said with a big sting.

"I know that my husband is telling the truth, at that banquet to welcome foreign guests, you faced so many high-ranking officials and foreign guests, and openly and honestly put your liking of beautiful women in the first place, which shows that your husband is a man with affection and sexuality, and I like a real man like my husband." Wang Chunlan said with a smile.

After Zhang Zheng listened to Wang Chunlan's words, he pushed hard below and said, "Lanlan is a good wife, do you really like a husband like me?" ”

"Well, my wife likes Xiao Zheng, a real man who dares to act and promises, and I like Xiao Zheng, a good husband who can send his wife to the clouds, I want my husband to bring me unforgettable pleasure every day, okay husband?" Wang Chunlan was topped by Zhang Zheng, and she was a little overflowing with spring heart.

"I don't have to say, my husband and I always obey the call of the party, and I just wait for leisure in all kinds of difficulties, a steel gun breaks into the world, splitting mountains and making holes for Lanlan." Zhang Zheng smiled and slipped for a while.

"Haha! Being with my husband is not only materially inexhaustible, but also spiritually useful. Wang Chunlan said with a smile.

"Isn't it? This is called grasping both hands, hands and legs must be hard, does my wife feel it? Zhang Zheng asked after pushing hard under him, and grabbed his big hand on the breasts.

"Husband, I've heard of 'both hands must be grasped, both hands must be hard', I have never heard of 'hands and legs must be hard', besides, you use your hands, don't you see you use your legs?" Wang Chunlan said coquettishly in Zhang Zheng's arms.

"Lan Lan's good wife, haven't you heard that men have a third leg?" Zhang Zheng kissed Wang Chunlan in his arms and asked.

"Ahh I really haven't heard of such a saying, where do men get their three legs? Wang Chunlan asked.

After listening to Wang Chunlan's words, Zhang Zheng slammed his head and said with a smile: "It's this leg, it's just a cut shorter than those two legs." Zhang Zheng smiled evilly.

"Haha! It is indeed very vivid, and it is arranged in an isosceles triangle, in line with the functional structure of the human body, according to the principle of three-point support, it should have a high degree of stability, but unfortunately this leg is a little short, and the stability is greatly reduced. Wang Chunlan said with a smile.

"How long do you have to go? If it's longer, it's a horsewhip. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Horsewhip? What does the horsewhip have to do with that thing? Wang Chunlan asked puzzled.

"Wife Lanlan, don't you know what a horsewhip is?" Zhang Zhang asked.

"Of course I know, when we traveled to Inner Mongolia last year, it was very refreshing and exciting to whip and urge horses on the vast grassland, and what we held in our hands was the horse whip." When Wang Chunlan talked about the scene of leading a team to travel to Inner Mongolia last year, she still had an intoxicating feeling of raising a whip and urging horses.

"Haha!" After listening to Wang Chunlan's words, Zhang Zheng couldn't help laughing.

"I said husband, what are you laughing at? Is there anything funny about my words? Wang Chunlan asked lazily lying under Zhang Daguan.

"Lanlan's wife, have you heard of the tiger whip?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"I've heard of it, some people still use it to make wine and drink, how disgusting you say, and I've seen people who use bullwhips to make cold dishes, it's even more damn disgusting. You say why are you men so perverted, what you eat is not good, you have to stuff these things into your mouth. Wang Chunlan couldn't help but want to vomit when she talked about these things.

"What you said is not unreasonable, these so-called whips, in fact, are the genitals of male animals, mainly composed of a sponge body and a layer of foreskin, and do not contain hormones. Those so-called 'nourishing yin and aphrodisiac' statements are pure nonsense. Zhang Zheng explained.

"I often hear some Chinese medicine doctors say, what to eat and what to supplement, Xiao Zheng, do you say this is true?" Wang Chunlan asked.

"Fake! It's pure nonsense, if you really eat something to make up for something, then if you eat pig brains, won't you become more and more stupid the more you eat? Traditional Chinese medicine has ruined these non-scientific things. ”

"It seems that Chinese medicine deifies the whips of these animals, mainly to look at the righteousness of things, seeing the tiger is mighty, seeing the old cow is strong, thinking that taking their whip will nourish the aphrodisiac, which is purely far-fetched and has no scientific reason." Wang Chunlan said.

"Auntie is right, if it sounds good, it is far-fetched, and if it is bad, it is nonsense. Have you ever thought that since there is a tiger whip, a bull whip, there should be a horse whip? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Ahh My husband is so bad, how can something like a horsewhip be used to do that? It's too big. Wang Chunlan said.

"Of course some people use it, but those people should be psychopaths, normal people with mental health, and they won't do that." Zhang Zheng said.