Chapter Fifty-Six: The Overlord Takes the Bow
"Xu Ze, are we friends?" Sun Lingfei blinked her beautiful big eyes and looked at Xu Zedao.
Xu Ze looked at Sun Lingfei suspiciously, quickly stuffed two sticks of macaroni into his mouth, and then nodded: "Of course..."
"Can you do me a favor?" Sun Lingfei looked at Xu Ze and continued to smile.
"What's the rush? I won't do it if you want me to beat that guy, and you said I can't beat him. "Xu Ze is very smart and authentic.
Sun Lingfei laughed dryly, looked at Xu Ze and continued to smile: "Uh... Of course, it's not for you to hit him, it's just a small favor, it's very simple. ”
"Oh well... As long as it's not too troublesome, and it's not for me to hit people, you can think about it, you say. Hearing that he didn't want to let himself go to the flattening people, Xu Ze was relieved, nodded his head, and put a few sticks of macaroni in his mouth, and said secretly: "This spaghetti tastes good." ”
"Well... If only you said yes! Sun Lingfei's face was full of joy, and she said to Xu Ze: "You can be my boyfriend again." ”
"......" Xu Ze was stunned, looked up at Sun Lingfei in amazement and said, "What did you just say?" ”
Xu Ze blinked his eyes to confirm that he had heard correctly, and said in a lost voice: "Boyfriend? ……”
Sun Lingfei looked at Xu Ze, for fear that he would not agree, so she quickly nodded.
"Ahem... cough cough..."Xu Ze gasped in fright, and almost sucked two sticks of macaroni into his trachea, but it also made him choke with tears and snot, and he was miserable.
Looking at Xu Ze, who was pitiful by his own words, Sun Lingfei looked depressed and aggrieved, took two deep breaths, and barely suppressed his resentment, what kind of person is this... As soon as I heard that I was my boyfriend, I was made like this, could it be that I was so scary? There are thousands of suitors, waving on the street casually, and countless people are kneeling and begging their aunts and grandmothers to be our boyfriends......
The aggrieved Miss Sun took two deep breaths, and finally suppressed the resentment in her heart, looking at Xu Ze's pitiful appearance of tears and snot, she felt a little distressed, how could she scare Xu Ze like this......
Hurriedly handed over two tissues distressedly, and sighed helplessly: "Xu Ze, what do you mean by this?" Could it be that I am so bad in your eyes? ”
"Ahem..."Xu Ze wiped his tears with a wry smile, and coughed: "Ahem... It's mine... Miss, ahem... You're not kidding... There are a lot of people chasing you, how can they find me? ”
"You think I'm joking?" Sun Lingfei's eyes widened, but she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, it turned out that this guy thought it was like this......
Hearing this tone didn't seem like a joke, Xu Ze blinked his eyes, his face finally collapsed, and he said with a sad face: "Don't... Hey... Don't, sister... I told you sister to stop playing with me, if you want to play like this again, I'm going to be played to death by you..."
"You... You ......" Seeing Xu Ze's face full of prevarication, Miss Sun is angry now, thousands of boys in the school want to chase her as a girlfriend, and now she opens her mouth to beg for it, this kid is still pushing three and four, and he looks like he can't avoid it.
At that moment, a pair of apricot eyes glared at Xu Ze, slapped the table viciously in anger, and shouted angrily: "Xu Ze, what's the matter, I still wronged you when you were your girlfriend or what?" ”
"Uh..."Being slapped on the table by Miss Sun like this, Xu Ze was so frightened that he was holding his liver, his heart was jumping, and he couldn't help but be annoyed in his heart, and secretly sighed that he had lost his words just now, he should be good at words, how could he tell the truth at once, now it's okay, and the little lioness is angry.
"No... Nothing... That's not what I meant, I swear! Xu Ze hurriedly smiled bitterly and comforted, and explained: "My eldest lady, you sit, you sit first, listen to the little one explain to you... Explain to you no? ”
"Hmph... If you don't make it clear today, I'm not done with you. At this time, Miss Sun seemed to see that someone outside was probing her brain towards this side, and immediately reached out and pulled up the curtain of the card seat, sat down angrily, glared at Xu Ze, and waited for him to explain, if he didn't make it clear, the momentum would be endless today.
"Ahem..." Xu Ze took a sip of water, cleared his throat, and made his choked throat a little more comfortable, and then looked at Sun Lingfei carefully and explained: "Sun Lingfei..."
"Hmm..." Sun Lingfei stared at Xu Ze and snorted lightly, indicating that he was listening, but the fiery momentum in his eyes was not reduced in the slightest, waiting for Xu Ze to continue to say his reason.
"Do you know how many admirers you have at Star University?"
Sun Lingfei frowned, and said without thinking: "I don't know, I haven't counted." ”
"Uh..." Xu Ze looked at Sun Lingfei carefully, there seemed to be no sign of continuing to go crazy, and then continued: "Then I'll probably tell you now." ”
"According to my understanding, there are more than 50,000 students in our Star University, and there should be 25,000 male students among them; These 25,000 boys, according to some grapevine investigation sources, except for some people with abnormal surnames and a very small number of stupid men who read dead books, it is said that at least seventy percent of the boys are your admirers. Speaking of this, Xu Ze swallowed his saliva with difficulty and continued: "In this way, your admirers in Xingda are almost 20,000. ”
Hearing this number, Sun Lingfei couldn't help blinking her eyes, the number calculated by Xu Ze made her extremely shocked, of course, there was a little bit of pride, but at this time, the resentment in her eyes was even worse, you also know that there are so many people, and they still look like they don't want to suffer......
Seeing the resentment in Sun Lingfei's eyes, Xu Ze hurriedly continued: "20,000 people, let's make a discount, even if 20% of them are your diehard fans, there are 4,000 people, right?" ”
Hearing this, Sun Lingfei couldn't help but bow her head slightly, these 4,000 people are afraid that it is not an exaggeration, her taekwondo club has thousands of applications for membership every month, and nine out of ten of them are boys. And when he participated in the taekwondo competition, every time the male classmates who went to watch the game from school could fill the entire stadium, and the earth-shattering cries made him blush......
"Then think about it, if it gets out, I'll become your boyfriend, not to mention anything else, just those die-hard fans of yours, 4,000 people... A whole 4,000 people gnash their teeth at me, ready to stab me at any moment... There are also 16,000 people, who are stumbling on me when they have nothing to do, how can you let me mess up in Star University? Xu Ze's face was full of sadness, and if he obeyed, it would be a miserable appearance of the sword mountain and the sea of fire.
Sun Lingfei blinked, as if she was surrounded by Xu Ze, but the look on her face eased slightly.
Just when Xu Ze realized that he had a plan, Miss Sun suddenly comforted him solemnly: "It's okay, I won't tell you about it, anyway, you can just help me block that sticky skin worm, there will definitely be no problem... That's it. ”
"Uh......" Xu Ze was stunned for a long time, really speechless, his feelings were so eloquent, and the passionate performance that was enough to win the Oscar was in vain.
Seeing Xu Ze's deflated expression, Sun Lingfei laughed secretly in her heart: "This guy really thinks that he has been fooled like this, I am not stupid, can I be perfunctory by your little trick?" ”
"Hmm... Okay, when that guy comes back tomorrow, I'll tell him that I have a boyfriend, and if he's still pestering, you'll come out and get him. Sun Lingfei looked at Xu Ze and nodded fiercely to confirm that if Xu Ze still pushed, don't blame Miss Ben for being unpolite.
Seeing Miss Sun's vicious eyes, Xu Ze shrunk his neck, knowing that this Miss Sun was ruthless now, if he dared to say a word, it was still a question whether he could get out of the way today; However, he is not very willing to be this shield, it is not a trivial matter to be able to get involved with Miss Sun, maybe there is a fire pit in front of him, and he jumps into it with a "click", and absolutely no one will sympathize with him.
Just as he was hesitating, he suddenly heard in his mind the words taught by Professor Tang Nianguo of imaging: "As a boy, when you are molested by girls, especially beautiful women, you must have the courage to resist, and you can't be confused by the beauty of the enemy..."
Thinking of this, Xu Ze plucked up his courage a little, took a deep breath, looked at the sharp eyes in Sun Lingfei's beautiful eyes, and mustered up the courage to fight weakly: "Then what if he has red eyes and hits me?" As you said, I can't beat him. ”
"It's okay, I'm here, I'll protect you......" Sun Lingfei patted her chest in a big way, making Xu Ze's heart tremble.
ps: I saw the blessing in the book review area today, Tiannan was very moved, thank you, thank you!