Text Chapter 0206 Stupid enough to steal the throne
Now it's troublesome, my immortal methods are all gone, and I thought for a long time before I said: "She is my wife, and the food she gets for you belongs to the queen, is it okay for me to be the emperor of the clan?"
The old man is not stupid, but he should ask himself: "...... are you?"
The little white girl had a plan, for fear of leaving herself behind, so she scrambled to say: "She is the eldest wife, I am the youngest, we are a family!"
The old man did not believe it, and in order to obtain accurate information, he had to ask them one by one, and by answering, he had to say, "In this case, it will be fine!"
After watching it for a long time, I was very depressed, why did he talk so much nonsense, and what kind of identity does he belong to here?
The little white girl conversed in their language and soon received information that it was the old patriarch.
Sister Huang covered her mouth and smiled, even the old patriarch didn't have anything to eat, what would happen to the people around him?
These words remind me that with the eyes of fire, all adults and children, men and women, are starved to the bone......
An old woman, with only a fig leaf on her body and shriveled bones exposed, collapsed, trembling, convulsed, rolled her eyes and died......
The dwarfs swarmed up in large numbers, tightly surrounding her with the rudimentary tools in their hands, cutting through her body to grab food, and crowded one by one to get in.
I couldn't stand it, and shouted: "Don't rob it, there's corpse poison!"
However, no one believes it, is it not understandable, and it is not clear?
The corpses were divided in less than half an hour, their mouths were red, and there was blood everywhere in the ground.
There were a lot of people who didn't grab it, and they looked at me and shouted, "Give me food! We're going to starve!"
I remember the little black man with a crown, with a big head and fat ears and a full body, this should not have happened?
The little white girl knew in her heart that she wanted to explain it to me, and she also wanted everyone to know: "There is no shortage of food; of course not." ”
Sister Huang suspects that they are all ...... I felt that something was wrong, even the old patriarch was like this, it seemed that he couldn't say anything.
So, what's the reason? I was confused for an hour and couldn't find an answer......
Led by a scrawny old man, one by one black, dirty knelt down in front of me and shouted, "Please, give us food!"
I can understand the old man's words, since he has to boast about Haikou, I have to do it, so I have to look at Sister Huang's face and say, "Let's get them something to eat?"
Sister Huang thought about it, and also planned for herself: "I have a condition, if we give them food, we have to find a place to do things." ”
The little white girl looked at it for a long time, like a little fool who couldn't understand, frowned and asked, "What does this mean?"
Sister Huang wanted the little white girl to understand, of course she had to tell: "It's to share a bed with a handsome official." ”
The little fool finally showed a wisp of vinegar on his face, and thought for a long time with his bright eyes, and asked rhetorically: "What about me?
Sister Huang had already thought of a set of theories to comfort her: "Don't shout loudly, I'll come before you." ”
The little white girl seemed to be able to accept it, after all, she had her own share, and the vinegar smell hung on her face to confirm: "Does talking count?"
I saw that they were not shy at all, and I was annoyed by the loud noise in front of so many little black dwarves, and I had to say, "I haven't figured out the problem here, so I will think about how to." ”
The old man with scarlet bones was very cunning, and led a large group of people to shout: "Master, give me food!"
I have to think that this old patriarch is too incompetent, and it is understandable that others are starving like this, but he can't say anything like that.
The little white girl didn't know what to think, and she would come up with such a sentence: "There is no corruption, it can only be like this!"
I really want to scold her for being so stupid: "No food, what is embezzle......ment?"
Sister Huang observed carefully: "Look at their appearance, they come from all over the world. ”
The little white girl understood in her heart, and smiled vigorously with her mouth covered: "What does the old patriarch not know? They are members of a tribe, and the patriarch is a highly respected figure in the family, and these people are all related to him. ”
Sister Huang thought about it for a long time, but she still didn't understand: "What if the old patriarch wants to marry?"
The little white girl seems to know everything: "The women in the family, no matter how old or young, as long as they are favored by the old patriarch, may become a marriage partner." ”
It's so incomprehensible that this is similar to a low-level animal, and I can't help but ask, "Aren't they close relatives?"
As soon as the little white girl was excited, she kicked me in the back a few times and said, "I don't understand what the tribe is, it's passed down from the family." ”
I saw with my eyes of fire, the dense crowd of people turned out to be a family, and this tribe didn't know how many years it had existed?
The little white girl doesn't know, it's the first time I've come, it's what we've seen with our own eyes......
The old patriarch lay on all fours and kowtowed to me, and all the people followed closely, and their mouths kept chanting......
Sister Huang began to perform in public, and the scrawny old man and the kneeling dwarf stared at the ...... with a pair of confused eyes.
With a "whoosh", a fan was pulled out of the air and opened, and it was 1.5 meters long, three times the height of a dwarf......
Everyone saw that there were a few large calligraphy brushes on the pink fan...... When you fan it, a lot of fine particles float in the air, densely scattered like petals......
None of us could understand it;
The bony old man and the kneeling dwarf looked longingly, and their eyes were very bright......
Sister Huang has words in her mouth, she turns around, flies, and keeps fanning, and there are more and more fine particles, and there are ...... everywhere
They neither hit the ground nor run around, they stop where people can reach and do not move.
I frowned and couldn't understand, it was supposed to blossom and bear fruit, but nothing, it was over.
The old man was busier than anyone else, and he took one of them and put it in his mouth, and it felt sweet, and suddenly it became bigger and fuller, and he had to chew it before he could swallow it, and after eating a few grains, he was full.
The dwarfs are rushing like crazy, and they don't know what the white particles bring? As a result, they have big eyes and small bellies, and they can only eat a few grains.
The more I looked at it, the more strange it became, and I grabbed one and put it in my mouth, and I couldn't chew it, and it was not only sweet, but also very fragrant, like a multi-flavored synthetic fruit.
The little white girl also got a few grains, but all of them were snatched up by the dwarfs, who had no clothes or trousers, and could only hold them with their hands, some of them were placed on stones, some of them were placed on the ground, and they flashed and disappeared......
Everyone looked at each other, unable to figure out what the reason was. As the saying goes, full of warm thoughts...... Hunger and cold make a thief......
The old man's eyes were bright, and he wanted to ...... like that Look left and right, find the woman who thinks is the most beautiful and beautiful, and beckon......
I didn't know what to say to my ears, and I held my hand and thought I was going to enter the ruined house, but I didn't expect to turn around and hide behind a big rock......
The sun was blocked by dark clouds, and the sky was dark and numb to tear a crack, and the lightning with the light of fire showed a terrifying face like a dazzling dragon......
The dwarfs were terrified, huddled together in large groups, and snuggled up to ......
There was a "crackling" explosion and thunder, and the heavy rain poured down on the head like a basin...... All of them drenched in seconds......
My clothes and pants were all wet, and I took them off and wrung the water, and my translucent body was emitting hot smoke......
The little white girl got off her back early and washed my body with her little hands......
Sister Huang was so jealous that she grabbed her neck tightly and threatened: "My husband is mine, I don't need you to be courteous, I will wash his body!"
I couldn't stand it, so I said with a sad face: "I'll come by myself, don't make a noise, okay? The family should live in harmony, and don't let people see jokes!"
Sister Huang swallowed this evil breath, held back uncomfortably, and thought about it for a long time before saying, "In the future, the little white girl is not allowed to fight with me!"
Looking at this situation, I have to say a few words: "I will deal with the women's problem, and I will talk about it later." ”
The little white girl stood aside in a gray manner, her heart was very awkward, and she couldn't help crying secretly......
It seems that people are angry when they are young, and I can't beat Sister Huang to relieve her hatred, so I have to hold my head tightly, gently pat my little back and say, "Okay!"
Sister Huang was so angry that she glared at her, she dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and she held back the vinegar smell alive......
All the dwarfs turned into chickens in the soup, and the rain hit the fine mud, making them all over, and they stood up one by one to wash their bodies......
The heavy rain became lighter for a while, and it felt warm like a bath......
Sister Huang and the little white girl bathed together, for fear that others would see it, and I was the only one who washed my body and rubbed my clothes with my hands......
As soon as the rain stopped, the old man and the woman came out from behind the big rock, stared at Sister Huang and shouted, "Master, give us something to wear!"
Sister Huang was still angry, of course she had ideas, and after thinking about it for a long time, she asked, "Do you want to give it?"
I was like a very powerful parent, and I didn't think much about it and said, "If you want to be a mother in the world, what do you think should be done?"
Sister Huang is not stupid, she understands when she hears it, but she has to wait, it has just rained, and her body is ......
The old man with a grueled bone shouted, and many dwarfs surrounded Sister Huang and shouted: "Long live the empress, long live!"
I was dumbfounded, was I mistaken? I had to ask, "Didn't you say yes?" I am the emperor and she is the queen. ”