Chapter 1063: The prickly cucumber is also cute
Seeing a pair of jade people, in front of the public, they kissed passionately, so that Liu Yan, the best beauty who exudes mature charm, was difficult to resist for a while, this thing was her dream lover, how she wished that her lover was holding herself in her arms.
Seeing this fragrant scene, the three young people, Zhang Xin, Wu Lan and Li Danni, who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, cheered loudly for the brave behavior of the two people: "Brother Zhang, come on, Sister Dayu!" ”
Hearing the cheering of the three people, Lu Dayu's mind immediately cleared up, the dignified CCTV hostess actually kissed the man in front of the public, what kind of system, fortunately there were no gossip tabloids and paparazzi at the scene, otherwise, it would be a big trouble.
Lu Dayu gently pushed Zhang Zheng and said in a coquettish voice: "Hey, I said this, let's not gnaw, you bit people's lips painfully." ”
"Haha!"
It's really not shocking, and as soon as Lu Damei's words fell, everyone laughed.
Zhang Daguan listened to Lu Dayu's astonishing words, and did not answer, but casually chanted a sentence: "Nephrite is embraced in her arms, her tongue is arched in her mouth, and beauties are always affectionate when she embraces." The pain was painful, and he pushed Lang lightly, and suddenly heard a trembling sound, and it turned out that his lips were bitten and hurt. ”
"Haha!"
Zhang Daguan's small words made everyone laugh even more.
"You, you, haha." The beauty of Lu Damei, who originally wanted to go crazy, was also amused by this little word.
"I said Brother Zhang, how can there be only one sentence in a poem? At least one more sentence, right? Liu Yan asked.
"Wow! It seems that this superb beauty must be a master of words, your old man is right, and there is indeed another sentence. Zhang Zheng said.
"Haha, I said this, is my sister as old as you say?" Liu Yan said in Lu Dayu's tone.
"I said eldest sister, you misunderstood your brother, and my brother didn't mean to dislike my eldest sister."
"Ahh I said this brother, you can't talk nonsense, Dayu girl is here. Liu Yan said with a smile.
"Hey, look at my mouth, I mean, my brother doesn't think my sister is old."
"Ahh Isn't this, isn't it the same? Beware of Dayu's girl's slap. Liu Yan reminded.
"What's wrong with me? It's so simple that it's not clear how it can be expressed. What I mean by brother is that when I just said 'you old man', I don't really mean that you are old, but an honorific title. Eldest sister, is it clear this time? Zhang Zheng said.
"It's clear that it's clear, but the word 'old' always makes people a little bit there." Liu Yan said.
"I said, eldest sister, have you heard a word?"
"Nonsense! You didn't say, how do I know. Liu Yan said.
"'Because a woman's charm grows with her age, therefore, an attractive woman will not grow old', has the eldest sister heard of this sentence?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Of course I've heard of it, this is the famous movie actress Audrey? Hepburn's famous quotes, people who like her know. ”
"So, the eldest sister shouldn't be obsessed with the word 'old'. Besides, the eldest sister, whether it is temperament or body, is like a ripe apple, that color, that taste, that taste, but the best time in a woman's life is not comparable to the three cucumber eggs. ”
"Oh, Brother Zhang, do you really think so?" Liu Yan asked.
"Of course, it's a fake!"
"Brother Zhang, we lodge a serious protest with you." Zhang Xin, Li Danni and Wu Lan were dissatisfied.
"Oh, I said three girls, what are you protesting against?"
"May I ask Brother Zhang, what's wrong with our cucumber eggs?" Zhang Xin asked.
"It's not like much, isn't my brother praising you?"
"No, why didn't I hear it?"
"Do you know what a cucumber is?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"I don't know." Zhang Xin said.
"A cucumber is a cucumber. Know what cucumbers are worth? ”
"It's delicious, who doesn't know this."
"You know how to eat, what else do you know besides eating?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Isn't it just a vegetable? What else can you do but eat? Zhang Xin asked.
"Brother tell you. In addition to being able to make delicious dishes, cucumbers also have dehumidifying, diuretic, lipid-lowering, analgesic, digestive effects and beauty effects. Zhang Zheng asked.
"Cucumbers, of course, are a good thing." Zhang Xin, Li Danni and Wu Lan said in unison.
"It's over, my brother said that you are cucumber eggs, isn't he just praising you?" Zhang Zheng said.
"Ahh Cucumbers are a good thing, but with so many thorns on them, is it appropriate to use them on us? Zhang Xin said.
"Is there anything inappropriate, haven't you heard of thorny roses? People see the beauty of flowers, smell the fragrance of flowers, praise the temperament of flowers, who cares about the thorns of roses. Because, women are like thorny roses, which can reflect the savage personality of beautiful women, and only then do they appear more pungent and lovely. So, by extension, prickly cucumbers are also cute. ”
Loved. ”