Li Deyuan is a senior traveler, as a traveler who often runs around, he is by no means the master who enters the door of the hotel room, throws off his shoes and falls asleep on the bed, and there must be a set of procedures to do if he wants to sleep peacefully.

A small hotel from the outside is not seen what is dangerous, especially the night to stay in the travelers, the urgency of the psychology prompts rarely to see the surrounding environment, many remote places do not have any star hotels to choose from, living in a family-style small hotel is generally concerned about the room price and the cleanliness of the room.

The small hotel near the tourist spot in the monkey country looks basically the same from the outside, the slender building, the narrow door and stairs, and the girls sitting at the front desk make people feel reassured, but the habits of travelers can't be changed, and Li Deyuan didn't fall asleep as soon as he entered the door.

The room is very small, basically an empty turn, a bed, a small cabinet, a chair, a washbasin stand, a plastic bucket for storing water, a bucket for pouring dirty water, and the bathroom is in the middle of two rooms on each floor, a very narrow bathroom separated by a strip corridor.

Li Deyuan understood the situation of the floor, and when he returned to the room, he first checked the door and window, whether it could be closed tightly, whether there were two bolt insurances on the inside, if not, he had to find a way to strengthen it, such as the small room that Li Deyuan entered, in addition to a spring lock, there was a bolt inside, but the bolt was broken, so he had to move the small cabinet at the head of the bed and a chair to hold the door.

Secondly, you have to smell the smell of the room, whether it is the smell of stinky feet or the smell of smoke or the smell of mold and rot, the first two are acceptable, if the smell is like the smell of dead mice, this room will not be able to live, it is definitely a garbage room that has not been cleaned for many years.

Then take a look under the bed, under the mattress, in the cabinet, in the corner of the wall or something, to see if there are any cockroaches and mice and other creatures that will appear in these places, once Li Deyuan traveled in western Sichuan, and as soon as he lifted the mattress in a small hotel, countless black spots scattered and fled! It's all bed bugs or something!

Finally, if you stay in the room at night, you must stand up straight facing the door, fold your hands, close your eyes, eliminate distracting thoughts in your heart, and be silent for about a minute. This place is not clean!

After going through these procedures, if you can still bear it, please stay happily.

Li Deyuan checked, the door is not so ideal, open the window and stretch out his head to look, this is a small building built by the monkey country itself, three floors, one floor is separated by two rooms, his room is on the third floor, the window is behind the building, and in the distance is the tourist development zone of Ha Long Bay, which is brightly lit, and the downstairs looks like a vegetable garden.

The latch on the window is OK, and the plug is firmly pushed by hand. The next thing to check the bed is that it is a very simple rattan bed, which creaks when you sit on it, and the wooden floor is a little old, but it looks like it has been wiped, and there are no rat holes and insect bites.

I don't know what kind of filling is in the military mattress, it is not flat and not hard, and after a few beats, there is no dust and mist rising and no insects or the like escaping, and this level has passed.

The smell in this room is a damp smell, this can't be helped, the land of the monkey country is so damp everywhere you go. I tried the last one, and I didn't feel anything out of the ordinary, so I put down my backpack, took out the toiletries, and after washing, I went to the bathroom and returned to the room after solving the problem, closed the door, and opened the door with a small cabinet and chair, and the window was closed, and I turned off the lights and prepared to sleep.

Before turning off the lights, he looked at the LCD hiking watch in his trouser pocket, showing that it was eleven o'clock at night in the monkey country, Li Deyuan did not take off his clothes, and when he unfolded the blanket on the bed and prepared to sleep in his clothes, he heard the wooden stairs creaking, and the sound of very clear footsteps was coming up from downstairs.

When he went up to the third floor just now, Li Deyuan checked that the small room on the other side of the bathroom was closed with the door closed and the lights turned off, it should be that no one lived there, and the footsteps might be a new guest.

As he listened, the footsteps grew nearer and closer, and he stopped on the third floor, and a moment later there was a soft knock on the door.

"Who?" Li Deyuan asked in Chinese, and it seemed that he deliberately lowered his voice outside the door and replied: "Big brother, open the door, there is something." Hearing it clearly, it was a girl's voice, and Li Deyuan sat up suddenly.

"Who are you? What are you looking for me? Li Deyuan listened to the voice and judged that the woman outside the door spoke very stiff Chinese, neither standard Mandarin nor Cantonese. Western dialect, it sounds weird, and there is a bit of Wanwan dialect.

"Big brother, open the door and let me go in." This time, the woman's answer sounded so much Wanwan dialect, the tail sound was very pronounced, and the tongue was not straight with a little monkey Chinese pronunciation.

The lone man's door in the middle of the night was knocked by the woman, and he had to come in to talk about things, hehe, what good things can I talk about! Li Deyuan is not a mallet, this kind of thing has been encountered many times when he was a traveler in China, the big car shop on the side of the national highway has to be pressed day and night, the little sister of Mo, the women who knock on the door one by one like moths in the hotels in coastal cities, and the women of the southwest ethnic minorities who like you to open up, Li Deyuan has resisted.

"You go, I'm going to sleep, I'll talk about something tomorrow morning." After answering coldly, Li Deyuan sat up gently, without shoes, bare feet and breathing on tiptoe, tiptoeing to the door, putting his ear on the door, and listening.

The door was gently pushed again, seeing that it was closed very tightly, after twisting the doorknob a few times, the woman outside the door was probably deflated, muttered a few words of monkey country, the slippers on her feet touched the wooden floor, the creaking floor slab sounded again, and went downstairs.

Don't think that's the end of it, Li Deyuan let out a sigh, but he still bent down and put his ear on the door, he guessed that he didn't play it, when he was in Wuyang City, he came several times a night!

Sure enough, the floor slab banged again, this time it was not a person, the heavy footsteps, obviously a man, the sound of the footsteps could still be heard by no one person, at least three.

"Pounding!" This time the door was not gently slammed, but smashed, Li Deyuan just now quickly put on his shoes, put the backpack on his back, retreated to the corner, copied the shelf where the washbasin was placed in his hand, and then pressed his feet against the cabinet and chair against the door.

"Open the door, handsome guy, my little sister has brought it to you." The door was slammed, and a man with a male duck's voice outside the door shouted at the top of his voice, this noisy posture was arrogant enough.

"Brother, my brother is not good at this, I have a wife and children at home, I will borrow a road and leave tomorrow, and it is convenient to raise my noble hand." Li Deyuan replied with the jargon unhurriedly.

Outside the door, the two women laughed coquettishly, and the man continued to talk to Li Deyuan unrelentingly, trying to get Li Deyuan to open the door, and it seemed that he was determined to make this deal.

Li Deyuan is not a good man and a woman who loves himself, the key is that he is not familiar with the place, and he is not the kind of person who hooks up with each other, obviously he releases pigeons and eagles, and it is a trivial matter to lose money if he is pecked out of his eyes, and no one knows if he loses his life in the poor countryside.

Anyway, Li Deyuan was determined not to open the door, and he was entangled for almost half an hour, and after this guy who spoke stiff Chinese shouted and scolded a few words, he led the two women downstairs, Li Deyuan let out a sigh of relief, put down the basin shelf, this is considered safe, he judged that it was with a stream of fireflies, not a gang or something

Put the basin shelf between the foot of the bed and the door, put the copper basin for washing the face upright and put it behind the door, and then go back to the bed and sleep half-leaning on the head of the bed, as if sleeping is not sleeping.

Before dawn, Li Deyuan woke up, took some water out of the bucket, washed his face, put the furniture in place, filled the kettle with cold water, untied the backpack strap of the rucksack and wrapped it around his left wrist, and then went downstairs to check out.

There was a different person in the bar on the first floor, it was a little girl when she came at night, and she became a dry and thin middle-aged woman when she got up early, and there was a woman she had never seen sitting in the bamboo chair next to the bar, yawning sleepily, and when she saw Li Deyuan coming down, she stared at him with eyes.

Li Deyuan glanced at the woman, the lipstick was too thick, her face was very white, she was wearing shorts and a tightly wrapped vest, her neck was wrapped with a gauze scarf, her hair was combed in a very high braid, and she was wearing big shiny earrings, she was not good-looking, nor ugly, ordinary people.

Li Deyuan ignored the woman, and said straight to the middle-aged woman in the bar that she wanted to check out, and at this moment, the woman with big red lips jumped over all of a swoop, and her two arms hugged Li Deyuan's neck at once, stretching out her mouth to kiss him!

hurriedly hid back, pushed the woman with his right hand, the big red lips were dangling on Li Deyuan's face, and he was about to kiss him, Li Deyuan was anxious, and roared: "Don't make trouble!" With a hard push, the woman could not hold any longer, let go of her arm, took two steps back, and almost fell into her chair.

This is a bit of a face, the woman saw that her face was red and white, and after gouging her eyes fiercely, she turned around and walked out of the gate, Li Deyuan turned his head and wanted to quickly get the passport in his hand and leave the place of right and wrong quickly.

The middle-aged woman didn't raise her head, as if she hadn't seen the scene just now, muttered a few times in her throat, and said in blunt Chinese: "Give two hundred more." ”

"What!" Li Deyuan thought he had heard it wrong, didn't he say when he came last night that it would be the room for the twenty-first night? Why do you need money? Two hundred! This is a robbery! He still suppressed his temperament and asked the sister-in-law didn't say twenty last night?

"Twenty dollars a night, you gave a deposit yesterday, and then you can leave after giving another twenty dollars or two hundred." The middle-aged monkey woman finished her expression word by word, and looked at Li Deyuan fixedly, holding Li Deyuan's purple passport in her hand.