Wang Yumei smiled and asked, "Haha! Brother Zhang, these seven emotions and six desires have a long love for children, this grilled chicken and roast duck to fried dough and soy milk, and braised prawns in oil to nine turns of the large intestine, but what should this superb beauty be right? You're not going to eat people, are you? ”

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Zhang Zheng said: "Thank you Sister Wang for the reminder, then that's it: I like the best beauties, and I love to eat beautiful women.dt.com"

"Haha! I said brother, this rhyme is good, but the question is that you really have to eat people? Can people eat it? Wang Yumei said with a smile.

Zhang Zheng said: "Who said you can't eat it? There is such a song that sings: Brother, I am responsible for making money to support the family, eldest sister, you are responsible for being beautiful like a flower, I will love you for the rest of my life, and I will never change my hexagram, if the eldest sister wants to thank me, press me to the bed and eat me. Big sister, huh? People can eat it. ”

Wang Yumei smiled: "Stinky boy, is there such a song?" However, you do have such a statement, for example, when a man likes a woman, he always likes to say to the woman: I want to eat you. Yes! I said brother, isn't that right? ”

"Eldest sister, what's wrong?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"I said brother, you made up this so-called song, right?" Wang Yumei asked.

"Eldest sister, how can you see it?" Zhang Zheng said.

Wang Yumei said with a smile: "According to the rules of lyrics, the 'brother' and 'eldest sister' should be 'husband' and 'wife', I said brother, you kid is taking this opportunity to take advantage of the eldest sister, right?" ”

Zhang Zheng smiled: "Haha! Brother's little trick was actually brought by the eldest sister, who really deserves to be the vice chairman of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles and a famous writer. Eldest sister, don't be angry, because my brother recognized a superb beautiful sister today, and as soon as I was happy, there was no door on my mouth, so I ......"

Wang Yumei pretended to be dissatisfied and said: "So you will take the eldest sister and me to make fun of it, you kid is a typical 'I only see the newcomer laughing, but I don't see the old man crying'." ”

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"Haha!" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

Wang Yumei asked puzzledly: "Hi! I said brother, what are you laughing at? ”

"Haha!" Yumei's demeanor, Jiang Ping, Wang Ping and Huang Shengnan also laughed.

"Hey! I said, three, what are you laughing at? Wang Yumei asked puzzled.

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Revenge and hatred are reluctant to ghost yang lord Yuke, "Sister, what's wrong?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"I said, eldest sister, did you and Brother Zhang have a ...... for a long time" Jiang Ping was a little embarrassed to continue after saying half a sentence.

"I said Sister Jiang Ping, what do you want to say? What happened to me and Brother Zhang? Wang Yumei asked.

"I said Sister Jiang, are we so indecisive? Don't you just want to say that the eldest sister and brother have already had a leg? How big is it? I got it for you. ”

Wang Yumei said: "Hi! I said, Sister Jiang Ping, how can you have such an idea? ”

"Vice Chairman Wang, let me be fair, in this matter, you should not blame Sister Jiang and Director Jiang." Huang Shengnan said.

"Why? Sheng Nan, I don't blame Director Jiang, do you want to blame myself? Wang Yumei said.

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Huang Shengnan smiled: "Haha! Sister Wang is right, you should blame yourself, because you yourself revealed the secret between you and Brother Zhang. ”

"Ahh No way? Do I reveal my own secrets? Sheng Nan, am I a fool when you are Sister Wang? Wang Yumei said.

"Sister Wang, you just said the sentence 'You kid is a typical example of seeing the newcomer laugh and not see the old man crying', right?" Huang Shengnan asked.

"That's right, I said that."

"Sister Wang, the newcomer in this sentence certainly refers to Sister Wang Ping, but who is this 'old man' talking about? It should be your eldest sister Wang, right? Ha ha! Huang Shengnan said with a smile.

"Ahh I'm really right, but I'm saying it casually, and it didn't go through my brain at all, so I can't take it seriously. Wang Yumei said.

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Huang Shengnan said with a smile: "Because I have become accustomed to it, I will inadvertently confide in my true feelings, Sister Wang, don't quibble." Besides, isn't it normal for a man like Brother Zhang, who is hard to find in the world and hard to find in the sky, like him, fall in love with him, and then eat him? What's more, he has already earned money for you to support your family, and you have already made him as beautiful as a flower? ”

"Hey! Where is this? I said Sheng Nan, don't listen to his nonsense, okay? By the way, I said Brother Zhang, you also heard the problem in my sister's words just now, right? Wang Yumei asked.

"That's right!" Zhang Zheng replied.

Wang Yumei said: "You kid is too inauthentic, since you heard it, why didn't you remind the old lady earlier?" Aren't you happy to let these three guys grab the elder sister's words and attack the elder sister? ”

Zhang Zheng smiled: "Haha! The brother can't wait to renew the old relationship with the elder sister, if I remind the eldest sister, won't I be unable to get by? I wouldn't be so stupid. ”

"Haha! You're a bad stinky boy, I'll ignore you, sister. You better hurry up and give your fans a new speech. Wang Yumei said with a smile.

Zhang Zheng continued to say to everyone: "Everyone, brother is the same as everyone else......"

"There are seven emotions and six desires, as well as children's affections; likes grilled chicken and roast duck, loves to eat fritters and soy milk; I like braised prawns in oil and love to eat nine-turn large intestine; I like the best beauties, and I love to eat beautiful women. Without waiting for Zhang Daguan to finish speaking, everyone drew a scoop according to the gourd, and picked up his smooth mouth.

"Haha! I said, guys, I'm embarrassed that you've been helping me like this. In this way, let's change the way of chatting, I'll ask, you answer, it might be more interesting. May I ask my brothers and sisters, have you ever seen a people's hero like me who likes beautiful women? ”

"I haven't seen it!" Everyone replied in unison.

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"Have you ever seen a people's hero like me?"

"I haven't seen it!"

"Have you ever seen a people's hero like me who likes to beat people?"

"I haven't seen it!"

"Have you ever seen a people's hero like me who never studied Maenreesmao?"

"I haven't seen it!"

"Have you ever seen a people's hero like me who likes to eat roast duck?"

"I haven't seen it!"

"Have you ever seen a people's hero like me who drives a BMW?"

"I haven't seen it!"

"Have you ever seen a people's hero like me who is hungry without eating, thirsty without drinking water, and suffocating without peeing?"

"I haven't seen it!"

"I've seen it!"

"Haha! I said, brothers and sisters, have we seen it? Still haven't seen it yet? Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

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"Haha! I said Zhang Yingying, don't bring such a funny thing. If you don't eat, you're hungry, if you don't drink water, if you don't pee, you're suffocating, it's like this, if you're not like this, it's a dead person. Everyone laughed.