Chapter 621: I'm going to find a face
He Tiantian laughed for a while, picked one up, and put it in his hand: "This thing is called a condom, you can also call it a condom, a child arrester, etc., etc., as for how to use it......
She beckoned to Su Jingyun to get closer, then leaned over to his ear and whispered about the specific use of the condom.
After Su Jingyun listened, his face did not change, but he was silent for a long time before he burst out of a sentence: "How can this be comfortable?" ”
Oh, it is said that most men are uncomfortable wearing this, and it turns out that Su Jingyun is not exempt from vulgarity, so he dislikes it before he wears it. He Tiantian patted him on the shoulder and said, "We will discuss this issue later, because these condoms are too simple, I have to try to make them thinner and pack them again before they can be put into use." ”
Thinking of this, she asked Su Jingyun, "Can you help me ask, is it made by someone?" I want to ask him to do something and make it a little thinner. ”
"There are foreigners among the smugglers, and most of these things have also come across the ocean." Su Jingyun was holding a cup of hot tea, looking very leisurely, but the attitude of chatting with her was still very serious, "But even if you find it, most of it is useless, if he really has this ability, he would have made a thin amount of money a long time ago, where is your turn." ”
"That's just as well." He Tiantian was distressed, "In addition to the thickness, this style also needs to be improved, and there should be a small sac at the front end to store the essence of men." ”
"What are you in a hurry, take your time." Su Jingyun stretched out her hand and patted her belly, "Anyway, you are pregnant, so you can't use it for the time being." ”
He Tiantian shook his head and said, "It's practical, because men's essence contains prostaglandins, which may cause uterine contractions and cause a slippery fetus." Although my body is good and I don't seem to be reacting, it's always good to have an extra layer of security in everything, right? ”
Since it is a matter of heirs, but it has to be used, Su Jingyun quickly bowed his head: "This king is willing to try." ”
"Then you can help me find someone!" He Tiantian immediately climbed up and made a request, "Let's change it as soon as possible, and you can use it as soon as possible, right?" ”
"Don't get involved with this king, although this king is willing to try, but he doesn't need it for the time being." Su Jingyun tapped the lid of the teacup with his finger and said leisurely, "Because this king has no intention of recruiting you to sleep, let's wait until you give birth to a child." ”
"Cut, less coming!" He Tiantian glanced at him obliquely, "Can you bear it?" ”
"I can't help it, I have to endure it!" Su Jingyun said with emotion, "Who let this king Y." What about D? If you don't control it again, it won't become Y. Devilish? ”
"Who said you Y. D-" He Tiantian blurted out, but swallowed back halfway. Well, that's what she said, why is he so vindictive?
"Okay, okay, you endure, you endure, I want to see how long you can endure!" He Tiantian got up angrily, "I'll find someone to go by myself, I don't ask you!" I don't believe it, such a big Wu Dynasty can't find a person who can make rubber sleeves! ”
Of course, she endured it until she couldn't stand it herself and admitted Y. D's guy was actually her at the time! Su Jingyun also stood up and helped her, still in that leisurely tone: "Go, go and find it, don't worry, this king won't recruit you to sleep, even if you do it, you won't find anyone to use it." ”
"You're underestimating me too much, can't I go find a face?" He Tiantian snorted at him very stylishly, held his stomach, and walked away.
Still looking for a face?! It's a whammy! Why hasn't she given birth yet? He is now angry to the root of his teeth, and there is no way to deal with her. Su Jingyun sighed, watched He Tiantian go away, and called Shen Yan in: "I heard that Qi Guofu is in Hainan, there is a rubber workshop, and there are many skilled craftsmen who specialize in rubber products, you send someone to dig it up for this king." ”
The prince gave an order, and the Qi State Mansion had to hurry up and offer the craftsmen? This kind of task is not difficult at all. Shen Yan immediately responded and went on an errand.
He Tiantian returned to Kunyuan Hall and rested for two days, during which Su Jingyun really didn't come to her, which made her hate her to the root of her teeth. Su Jingyun didn't help, then she only had to be self-reliant, she first prepared a generous gift, went to the crude medicine storehouse, and prepared to ask Ouyang Cheng for help, who knew that Ouyang Cheng was very shy, so she covered her ears and never listened to it again.
He Tiantian had no choice, so he had to prepare another gift and enter the palace to find Wei Yueming.
Wei Yueming was packing her luggage in Ci'an Palace, preparing to go home for the New Year, when she heard that He Tiantian was visiting, she was very surprised and didn't want to see her. Jiaocui persuaded her bitterly: "County Lord, He Tiantian is now the crown princess, and she will be the queen in the future, even if you hate her again, you should act like it now, otherwise you will make her angry, and the entire Qi Mansion will suffer." Besides, didn't the second prince give you an idea, so that from now on, you must please He Tiantian everywhere and follow her wishes, so that it is possible to enter the gate of the prince's mansion? ”
Wei Yueming understood the reason, but she couldn't let go of the hatred in her heart, she opened the dark compartment at the head of the bed, took out a small wooden figure, and pricked it a few times with a needle, only then did she feel more comfortable, and asked Jiaocui to invite He Tiantian in.
Jiaocui was afraid that the little wooden man would be seen by He Tiantian, so she quickly hid it first, and then went out to invite He Tiantian.
After a while, He Tiantian supported his waist with one hand and Xiaohe's arm with the other, and slowly walked in.
When He Tiantian was still Mrs. Wei Guo, Wei Yueming was about the same grade as her, and there was no need to salute her, but now it is different from the past, He Tiantian is the crown princess, except for those ladies in the palace, no matter which woman sees her, she has to salute and greet her, Wei Yueming is no exception, no matter how unwilling she is, she can only lean down and say: "Yueming has seen the crown princess, and the princess is blessed with Jin'an." ”
He Tiantian didn't enter the house, he stopped at the door, and said, "I'll ask you for a favor, of course, don't let you help in vain, what conditions do you have, just mention it." ”
Wei Yueming thought that Wei Shouguo asked her to please He Tiantian, so she forced herself to put on a smile on her face, and stepped forward to hug her: "What's the matter with the crown princess, come in and talk about it, I have flower tea from the south here, it is fragrant, I asked them to make a cup for the princess." ”
He Tiantian simply and decisively pushed her hand away, and said: "I understand the kindness of the Lord of the Crescent Moon County, but we have always been at odds, if I enter your house, my stomach hurts, and you have to take care of it." ”
She said this too bluntly, and the smile on Wei Yueming's face was a little unbearable: "Where is the crown princess, will I still murder the emperor's heir?" ”