Chapter 42: One of the most tragic traversers in history

Comprehend the Mixed Heaven Dao Classic, comprehend the Northern Underworld Sutra, cast the body of the Northern Underworld, transform the mutated true qi in the body into the Northern Underworld True Qi, refine the seeds of battle intent given by the Mixed Heaven Dao Classic, and stabilize the realm after the breakthrough.

In this way, for three consecutive days, Li Changfeng never stepped out of the room.

The three-day time of the Tomb World was changed to the World of Deer and Dingji, which took about two or three months.

Well, that's what some shameless guy was talking about waiting for two days.

Luding Ji World, Beijing!

Zhang Dashan stood in front of the corner of the side gate of the palace, looking at the Qing Dynasty version of the recruitment notice in front of him and burst into tears with excitement.

Next to him was a young man with a tiger head and a tiger head, wearing a tiger head hat, very similar to Xing Ye.

This person is the protagonist of Lu Ding Ji, the star version of Wei Xiaobao.

It's not easy, it's really not easy!

Finally caught up with the plot, he, Zhang Dashan, wants to become a winner in life!

took the opportunity to intercept Wei Xiaobao first, and then mixed into the palace, and worshiped Xiao Kangxi.

As for saying, wearing a clear is not a rebellion, a chrysanthemum set of electric drills?

Don't be stupid, just talk about it, they all become a privileged class, those who eat and drink spicy food, and those who make hair are opposed, rich and powerful, and it is right to marry a few more wives.

Shuang'er, Mu Jianping, Zeng Rou, Long'er, and Ake, as well as Ake's mother Chen Yuanyuan......

Who will you marry?

Zhang Dashan thought of some of the choices here, and finally patted his head, feeling that he was really stupid. After being powerful and powerful, of course, you want it all, and you have to take it all, so why do you need to worry about how to choose.

"This big brother, I see that you have been staring at the little brother, could it be too?"

On the side, Wei Xiaobao saw that Zhang Dashan must have smirked at himself, and couldn't help but think of his master Chen Jinnan saying that there were his own people in the palace.

Could it be that this person in front of you is your own person?

Wei Xiaobao said this, cautiously glanced left and right, and saw that no one was paying attention, so he came to Zhang Dashan and said his code: "Miscellaneous servants!"

Zhang Dashan's face was inexplicable, he didn't know what the other party meant, but the protagonist sent it to the door by himself, how could he let it go, and immediately smiled and pretended not to know: "Little brother, what do you call it?"

"I, Wei Xiaobao!"

"Big brother, handyman!"

After Wei Xiaobao reported to his home, he once again said the answer code, with an expression of hatred on his face, and Zhang Dashan looked inexplicable.

However, although Zhang Dashan recognized Xing Ye and knew that the other party was Wei Xiaobao, the protagonist of Lu Ding Ji, he didn't react for a while, Wei Xiaobao played by Xing Ye did not appear in novels or TV series, but in Lu Ding Ji's movies.

In other words, the world of Lu Ding Ji where he is located is the movie world starring Xing Ye, the Imperial City of Lu Ding Ji.

This is an exaggerated and funny, slightly nonsensical style of the movie, the strength of the strong plot in the movie is more than a cut higher than the world of Lu Ding Ji.

Do these matter, though?

For Zhang Daguan, who is about to reach the pinnacle of his life, the plot is a floating cloud, as long as he can replace Wei Xiaobao and enter the palace to hug the emperor's thigh, everything else is just a floating cloud, a floating cloud.

How can we intercept Wei Xiaobao's fate next?

Zhang Dashan fell into deep thought, because he had long forgotten all about the plot of Lu Ding Ji, he really didn't know how Wei Xiaobao hugged Kangxi's thigh, he knew that he helped Kangxi capture Aobai, and also got the princess in his hands, as for the process in the middle, hey, I didn't think about it.

Forget it, don't care so much, just follow Wei Xiaobao for the time being, and when you get to know Kangxi, with his intelligence and intelligence, can't you fool a young Kangxi?

As for Li Changfeng?

I'm sorry, he doesn't know Zhang Daguan.

What's more, I said that I had two days and two days, and I hadn't seen anyone for two or three months, and I didn't reply to the message, and I was sure that I was released again.

That's right, at this time, he was stunned by the sudden surprise, so remember who Li Changfeng is?

is as clever as Wei Xiaobao, seeing Zhang Dashan's expression, he didn't know that the person in front of him was not a member of the Heaven and Earth Society, so he had no interest in talking.

Looking at the crowd queuing up to the end of the alley, Wei Xiaobao had an exaggerated expression on his face, and seemed to have a headache, so many people lined up, and it was his turn to know the year of the monkey.

He looked at the crowd in line, and then looked at the guards around the palace and a few small entrances, and suddenly found that there was also a "recruitment" sign hanging at the door not far away.

Wei Xiaobao, who is cheating and clever, still cares about queuing, and walks directly towards the door with the "Recruitment Office" sign.

Zhang Dashan on the side saw that the protagonist Wei Xiaobao was going to run, how could he be willing, so he followed directly, pretending to be familiar: "Brother, where are you going?"

Wei Xiaobao heard Zhang Dashan's inquiry, and didn't think much about it, he secretly pulled him, and saw that the people in front of him didn't pay attention to them, so he whispered: "Big brother, do you see that door, it's also a recruitment office, while there is no one now, let's hurry over!"

After Zhang Dashan heard this, he glanced at the recruitment office not far away, and instinctively felt that something was wrong, but he just turned his head and thought about it, even if there was a problem, as long as he followed Wei Xiaobao, he would be able to turn evil into good fortune, and maybe he could deepen his feelings, so he pretended to be happy and said: "It's still Xiaobao, your eyes are good, let's go, let's go together." ”

Therefore, our Zhang Daguan followed the protagonist Wei Xiaobao to the door of "Recruiting Eunuchs", but the word "eunuch" happened to be blocked by the guards on the side, so the two walked in happily.

"Woo!"

"My lord, please let me go!"

"I'm here to be a handyman, not a eunuch in the palace!"

"Please let me go!"

"Help, I don't want to be a eunuch......"

"Woooooo

Unfortunately, as soon as Zhang Daguan and Wei Xiaobao entered the clean room, they were taken away separately by several people and little eunuchs, and Wei Xiaobao was taken away by Hai Dafu at the moment when he was about to be purified because of the protagonist's aura, and entered the palace.

And what about our Zhang Daguan?

Woo, it's so unfortunate, the eunuch in charge of the knife knew that Zhang Daguan didn't want to cleanse himself, but in order to complete the task, he unceremoniously cut off his bird, making him a real budding little eunuch.

The eunuch with the knife looked at Zhang Daguan, who had fainted in pain, took a handkerchief from the little eunuch on the side and wiped his hands, as if sighing, as if nostalgic: "What a good baby, it would be good if it grew on the sprinkle family." ”

"Take it down, when he wakes up, tell him, don't be sad, heal well in the past two months, and he will be able to enter the palace when he is well!"

"Hey, why do you say this person is so brainless, what's so bad about being a eunuch, not only can you eat enough, dress warmly, and one day the master will be happy, and you can also have a reward. ”

The eunuch with the knife pinched his orchid finger and smiled back at the unconscious Zhang Daguan, as if he felt congested because the other party didn't know the hearts of good people.

"What my father-in-law said is that I think this little eunuch still doesn't understand your old man's good intentions, and when he understands it later, he will definitely be grateful to you. ”

When the little eunuch on the side heard the words of the eunuch with the knife, he immediately patted his ass and said, anyway, his baby is long gone, and when he sees others cutting the baby, there is always an inexplicable sense of schadenfreude in his heart.

As for that, will the awakened Zhang Daguan be grateful to the eunuch who holds the sword?

The little eunuch felt that maybe he would, and would thank the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the eunuch who held the sword.

What's more, after all, whoever applies for a miscellaneous service, and as a result, he is cut off because he took a few wrong steps, and he will be grateful to the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the eunuchs who are in charge of the sword.

Pity our Zhang Daguan, who traveled through the world of Lu Ding Ji for three and a half years, first served a toilet in the bandits' den for three years, and was beaten and bullied for three years. Then when he came to run, he was valued by someone, wanted to support him as an emperor, and gave him an elixir, but because he couldn't wait, he wanted to hug the protagonist's thigh, so he inexplicably entered the palace and was treated as a eunuch.

You say, "Who should you reason with this?"