After everyone was shocked, Han Shuo smiled and said, "How is it?" Can we get started? ”

The others were stunned for a moment, and then quickly nodded like a chicken pecking rice, but Director Han didn't delay at all, and the time lost was all on the people in the crew.

Photographer Xiao Lu then began to record.

At this time, everyone will no longer worry about Han Shuo's lines, just this head, just this mouth, this is the only one! Nowhere else to find it!

Next, it was time to record a formal show, rather than an opening sentence or something, so Han Shuo changed his voice and added some comic temperament to his voice, so that it would be more suitable for the background of the rampage event.

According to the Liuzhou Evening News, at half past seven in the morning on September 20, when Ms. Liu landed on a construction site, she was suddenly hit on the head by a hard object falling from the sky, and of course she fainted to the ground. When she woke up slowly, she realized that it wasn't a brick or steel bar that hit her, of course, if it was really these, she wouldn't have woken up. She found that it was a hard Xiang! Throwing objects from high altitudes is a bad behavior, and flying from high altitudes is an unforgivable crime. Ms. Liu, who was flying sideways, was in pain, nausea, and anger. With mixed feelings in her heart, she stumbled and insisted on going to the police station, and the police quickly rushed to the scene of the incident and found the boss. The boss happily compensated Ms. Liu 500 yuan. ”

"It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of since I had "". As for the origin of this very hard Xiang? Is it extraterrestrial? Is it an airdrop on an airplane? Or what kind of birdman pulls the flight? I don't know, I urge everyone to be more careful when passing by the construction site. ”

While Han Shuo was taking great pains to broadcast the news and express his unique opinions, the rest of the crew was trembling violently, holding back their hearts and minds from laughing, otherwise. There will be some interference with the recording of the program.

"Director Han's news selection is really strange, when you walk to a construction site, you can encounter such a once-in-a-lifetime accident?"

"Not only is the news wonderful, but Director Han's comment is also very strange, since there has been '', if those text experts hear it. You have to be angry and half dead! ”

"There is also that sentence about the airdrop on the plane, I don't know what kind of military * * attack * * attack * other countries do."

"Yes, I'm convinced, I thought that the rampaging comics were enough to be undisciplined, but I didn't expect that now Director Han's "The Big Incident" has made me know what is even more undisciplined."

Just as everyone was whispering, Han Shuo, who was sitting in front of the table, continued to broadcast his strange news.

"I don't know where the grapevine came that Chaoxian officials have officially sent a note to the officials and people of the Republic that they are not allowed to call Kim Zhengen by name. At the very least, it should be called Chairman Kim, Chairman Kim, or General Kim, otherwise he will bear the consequences. ”

Han Shuo, who was wearing a hood, slapped the table fiercely, and his tone became a little heavier: ", I was scared when I heard it." Whether the news is true or not, it has wronged us, when have we ever called Jin Sanpang's name. We have always respected Jin Sanpang, this must be fake news, don't believe it. ”

When everyone listened to this strange gossip, they were even more happy. Some even want to lie on the ground and pound the floor happily!

"The most awesome post-80s generation in history was completely wiped out by Han Dao Hei like this!"

"Director Han, do you know how many netizens who worship General Jin have broken their hearts?"

"But then again. The title of "Three Fat" is very appropriate, doesn't this represent the high respect of our Republican people for General Jin? ”

Han Shuo, who was wearing a hood, noticed everyone's wonderful expressions and smiled a little, but soon, he blended into the state again.

"The post-90s generation has finally started to have children. Congratulations! ”

"The foreigners of the post-90s generation have a very broad mind, and it is also amazing to get a name for their child, according to Taiwan media reports,

Shin Siland recently published a list of baby name applications that authorities have rejected and includes strange names such as "Don't be afraid of the Hands Party," "Queen of Widoria," "Peach in the Wind," "Bus Shelter No. 16," and "Brother Midnight." There is also one of the most pitiful, named "anal" by his parents. A 9-year-old girl in Shin Zealand was forced by the court to change her name, and her original name was "Tanara Hawaiian Hula Dance". The name is said in the Sileland language. ”

When the others heard this, their eyes widened, Han Dao, you are too godly, the Republic of Chinese is so slippery, believe in Zealand You can also speak it?

Are you still not human anymore?

You're a god!

I saw Han Shuo, who was sitting on the chair, gasped, and then said, "taluladoesthehulafromhawaii." ”

I'll go!

Jinnima will say!

After Han Shuo said this sentence in Sealand, rows of fallen voices rang out! The momentum is huge!

They had completely subdued Han Shuo!

Of course, Han Shuo didn't have the time to help them now, but read his lines in an orderly manner:

"She struggled to make friends with other kids."

"Hello, my name is Tanara Hawaiian Hula Dancer, what's your name?"

The other party said very disdainfully, "How spicy is your name, my name is anal." ”

"In contrast, the names of our republicans are much more neat."

"It's easy for three Chinese kids to make friends"

"This one says, hello, my name is Xia Xue, because it snowed when I was born."

"The one said, "Hello, my name is Qima, because I was born to do horse dancing."

"At this time, Liu Xiang next to him said, you talk, I have to leave beforehand."

When everyone heard the last sentence, they couldn't stop laughing, Director Han, you are too lacking in morality, insinuating that Liu Xiang is still a homophonic method, 'Liu Xiang', didn't people delay the game because of the injury? As for hurting people like this? Although we have a lot of fun listening to it.

The whole show, except for the beginning because everyone was stunned by Han Shuo's opening remarks and delayed for a while, the whole audience was almost coherently recorded!

Everyone saw Han Shuo's mouth crackling and talking, as if he had a machine gun, and almost every two or three sentences, a joke would come out, making them laugh out loud, with a little connotation, they often revisited it for a while, and only then would a knowing smile appear on their faces. (To be continued......)