Chapter 017: I'm a Woman with a Big Hat
Zhao Qian looked at Lin Wan'er, who was hiding far away, and carefully put the super explosive back into his sleeve, at first he only considered the issue of lethality, forgetting about the potential safety hazards, and some miscalculations.
Lin Wan'er exposed her head and asked, "Have you hidden the super explosives?" ”
She was afraid of hiding dangerous objects, and wanted to learn martial arts with Li Mubai, but Li Mubai said that Miss Wan'er's hands were weak and she was not a material for learning martial arts. Later, he thought of a way to learn the secret weapon, and if the poison was quenched on the secret weapon, the power would be doubled. Lin Wan'er's head shook like a rattle, and said I don't want it, the closest person before the hidden weapon hurt people is herself, in case the hidden weapon is not sent out one day, prick yourself first, it will hurt very much. Taking a step back, one day after eating, I didn't find a toothpick, and I reached out and used a quenched secret weapon as a toothpick, and I died unjustly. Lin Wan'er didn't even want to learn hidden weapons, and she didn't want to take such a dangerous item as explosives with her.
"Hidden." Zhao Qian said with a smile, stretched out his hand and scratched his hair, since his hair was blown into a chicken nest and then cut into its current appearance, he even changed his habit of wiping his nose to scratching his hair: "Wan'er, when are you leaving?" ”
Zhao Qian asked when you would go to the Zhenbei Army, and Lin Wan'er thought he was asking when he would go to Xiliang.
"At least wait for His Majesty's holy decree to come down, and Shang Fang's sword will be in hand. But it's fast to think about, and you can set off in ten days and half a month. Lin Wan'er played with the pistol in one hand and said a little casually.
But Zhao Qian remembered it in his heart, and he didn't know what he was thinking about. His eyes rolled, he seemed to have made up his mind, and asked tentatively, "Wan'er." Can I give you a hug? "He's wanted to do this for a long time, and he hasn't been able to muster up the courage.
Lin Wan'er, who was wiping the pistol, was slightly stunned, raised her head and opened her eyes wide, her eyes were full of shock, staring at Zhao Gan, who didn't know whether she was alive or dead, and dared to make such a request, with the black barrel of the pistol in her hand. looked at Zhao Gan in a daze, as if he was going to shoot Zhao Gan in the next moment, and his head shell collapsed into a large watermelon. The juice is scattered and the liquid flows sideways.
Zhao Gan was panicked, jumping left and right to dodge the pistol, he didn't want to die under the gun he made: "Wan'er." I'm just talking about it casually. You see I'm behind the iron railings, how can I hold you. ”
Looking at the lively Zhao Qian, Lin Wan'er suddenly couldn't help laughing, and put down the muzzle of the black hole: "I'll tease you, if you can come out, this girl will let you hug it for free." ”
Zhao Qian stopped and turned his head with a wicked smile on his face. The cheap asked, "Is this true?" ”
"Of course!" Lin Wan'er said, the iron railing is as thick as a forearm. Even if Zhao Qian's strength is a tiger, it is impossible to come out.
"You wait." Zhao Qian mysteriously walked to the iron railing, took off his shoes, took off his socks, tinkered with it for a long time, and then took out a pin-like object, and grunted in front of the iron door of the cell.
"Squeak", the iron door opened.
The evil smile on Zhao Gan's face was even worse, his hands were spread, and he said helplessly: "Wan'er, what can I do about this?" Then he gradually forced towards Lin Wan'er.
Lin Wan'er narrowed her eyes: "Zhao Gan, can you ...... Think about the consequences...... Is it? ”
The word "what" was only half spoken, Zhao Gan had already held Lin Wan'er in his arms, as if he had not seen each other for many years, he took that step and pierced the layer of paper, at this moment the two of them have never been so close, more intimate than the cave in Shanzhou, the roof of the Longevity Festival and the embrace of the City God Temple.
Zhao Qian put his chin on Lin Wan'er's head, hugged her tightly with both hands, and let out a long sigh, unable to speak of peace and tranquility in his heart.
Lin Wan'er first opened her eyes wide, her eyes were full of panic and shyness, then annoyance and irrepressible thoughts about Zhao Qian's good looks, then warmth, and nostalgia. Lin Wan'er hugged Zhao Qian in a daze, and slowly closed her eyes, she hadn't been so stable for a long time, she had missed this kind of hug for many years.
At this moment, the two embraced each other, pure like a fairy tale, ethereal like a fable.
Beside the two of them, the sunlight shone down through the iron fence, and beams of sunlight burst into different points of light, shining on the ground, reflecting and forming a colorful halo.
Tong Guò "Listening System" watched Cao Wei's every move in the cell with a smile on his face, and slowly disappeared from the door.
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A few days later, the imperial court issued an edict ordering Lin Wan'er to be the minister of the envoy to Xiliang, with the rank of five-rank official, and to reward Shang Fang's sword.
Lin Wan'er took the holy decree, and then threw it to Qingzhu Niang behind her, stroking the sword of Shang Fang who carved dragons and phoenixes with a smile, and said with a voice in her mouth: "Good girl, this is terrible, Shang Fang's sword is alas, but it is the sword of Shang Fang who beheads the emperor's relatives and nobles, and beheads corrupt officials and corrupt officials." ”
Reaching out and pulling out the sword, Lin Wan'er was even more amazed, made of pure gold, extremely sharp. She reached out and pulled a handful of Lao Wulin's hair, which hurt Lin Renzhong's teeth and watched the eldest sister put her hair on the blade of the sword and blew hard.
After blowing for a long time, he didn't verify Shang Fang's sword's "blowing and broken hair", and wanted to reach out and pull Lao Wu's hair again, but found that Lao Wu had escaped without a trace. Holding the sword for Li Mubai to appreciate, Li Mubai wiped his fingers on the blade, and the sound of gold and stone sounded, but Li Mubai shook his head: "The void has its shape, and it can't withstand the bullet of Li's finger." ”
Lin Wan'er snatched Shang Fang's sword and said a little angrily, "Do you understand?" If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Then he walked away without looking back.
In the past few days, Lin Wan'er has been making preparations to make Xiliang, but the busiest are Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao, the two of them are busy before and after, trying to bring everything they want to take, although the imperial court has also allocated more than 200 escorts to Lin Qincha, among which there are also careful palace maids.
But the two of them are still a little worried, that group of palace maids are meticulous and can observe words and feelings, which is true, but they don't know Wan'er's strange habits, and it is inevitable that there will be omissions and deficiencies. So the two of them have to be busy and keep worrying.
Lin Wan'er was also very busy, she first went to the best silk village in the capital to customize a smart shirt. I bought a big hat, which was surprisingly large, like a pot lid used by ordinary people for cooking.
Back in the Lin family's courtyard, Lin Wan'er took out the needle and thread from Qingzhu Niang's room, returned to her room, tossed for a long time, and then came out with a big hat with a veil with satisfaction.
She put on her smart clothes. He wore a belt around his waist, his trouser legs were tightly tied, and he wore a large hat on his head. With her face hidden behind the veil, holding Shang Fang's sword in her left hand and holding the pistol stuck in her waist with her right hand, Lin Wan'er stepped on the chair with one foot. The body is in shape. said to everyone in the hall: "This woman is the famous Zixia Fairy in the rivers and lakes, who loves to manage the injustices of the world and win a fair for the poor people." ”
Hearing the words "famous", everyone was already "hehe", Wan'er is playing again, calling herself a heroine.
However, Lin Wan'er was still immersed in her martial arts world, and she took a few steps with great posture, smashing Shang Fang's sword on the table with a loud sound. put the pistol aside again: "Xiao'er, give this woman two catties of chili peppers." Three-pound daughter red, hurry! ”
After waiting for a long time, there was no reaction from everyone, at this time, Lin Wan'er was excited, took off the big hat on her head, put it on the table, and took out a walnut from the bowl on the table, picked up the pistol chamber, used the handle of the gun as a hammer, and smashed it on the walnut with a bang, and the walnut suddenly cracked in the middle, which was better than the walnut squeezed out of the crack in the door.
Zhao Qian gave Lin Wan'er a pistol, and its protective effect was not used, but this walnut smashing thing was inseparable from it. Baoyu and Yubao used to be curious about what this iron lump was? Lin Wan'er said that it was used to smash people, and she prevaricated in the past.
Picked up a piece of walnut kernel and handed it to Dabao, and stuffed it into her mouth, Lin Wan'er sighed heavily, if Zhao Qian was here, this guy would definitely look like a little second, he walked over with his head bowed, and said: "Woman, wait a minute, the chili pepper in our store is authentic, my daughter Hong Wenchun, and the strong sauce beef, why don't you have some too?" ”
As for how to play the role in the future, it depends on the mood and interest of Lin Wan'er and Zhao Qian at that time.
Looking at Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao, who were busy, Lin Wan'er shook her head: "Sister Qingzhu, Xiaoxiao, you don't have to be so troublesome, just buy what you need on the road in the future." ”
Qingzhu Niang tidied up the cushion she had just sewn: "That's what I said, but no one knows what situation will be encountered on the road, so it's always good to take precautions." You see, I sewed this mat for you, and you can use it when you ride in a carriage. From Shangjing to Xiliang Liangzhou, the road is far away, less than ten days and half a month, more than several months to arrive, and there is a lot of wind and sand, not good for the skin, I asked Erxi to bring you some honey locust powder from the Qinhuai River that can retain water, feel that the skin is dry, take it out and wipe a little ......"
Qingzhu Niang originally wanted to go to Xiliang with Lin Wan'er, and she was resolute, Yang Erxi's hard persuasion was ineffective, but she was vetoed by Lin Wan'er, she didn't want to be a big sinner who broke up Qingzhu Niang and Yang Erxi, Qingzhu Niang couldn't, so she could only retreat and help Lin Wan'er do a good job, Yang Erxi, who had been calling Lin Wan'er directly, called out "Lin everyone" for the first time, which made Lin Wan'er flattered and have goosebumps all over her body.
Lin Wan'er looked at the gushing Qingzhu Niang, yawned, stretched her waist, stuffed the pistol back into her waist, picked up her big hat, and put it on the capital, she became a woman again: "You guys prepare slowly, this woman is going back to the house to sleep, you don't need to call me for dinner, just leave me some!" ”
When she walked back to the room, the hat was too big and stuck on the door, she walked forward hard, did not move, had to lower her head, took her head out of the hat, tore off the hat vigorously, erected it, and then entered the room, lay on the bed, and slept until dark.
Satisfied, she got up from the bed, Lin Wan'er looked at the already dark sky outside, stretched her waist, rubbed her eyes, touched her hungry stomach, did not forget to put the pistol in her waist, picked up the Shang Fang sword again, swayed to the hall, blew the fire fold, lit the candles, she staggered into the kitchen again, lifted the lid of the pot, and couldn't help but collect her saliva.
Sister Qingzhu knows my heart best, a big chicken leg, a plate of small pickles, two white and fat steamed buns, a plate of red shredded potatoes that seem to have been poured with chili oil, and a plate of cold bitter chrysanthemum, and a bowl of millet porridge, which only arouses people's appetite.
Lin Wan'er was sleepy, and there had been cases in the past where she was forcibly called up when it was time to eat, but she was too angry when she got up, and she muttered and sat in the hall, picking her nose and making trouble, not eating herself, and not letting others eat. In the end, everyone couldn't stand it anymore and acquiesced to her sleeping enough before eating.
In order to hold the meal with both hands, Lin Wan'er put the Shang Fang sword that she couldn't put down on the stove, if others saw it, they would be surprised, it was the Shang Fang sword rewarded by His Majesty, how could it be placed on the stove casually.
She picked up the meal prepared by Qingzhu Niang, walked back to the hall beautifully, sat down happily, took a big bite of the chicken leg, and couldn't help but say "um" deliciously, a bite of small pickles, it was really beautiful, and then a bite of potato seeds moistened her throat, and another bite of bitter chrysanthemum pressed the taste, and then a bite of steamed buns that became more and more fragrant, and finally a mouthful of millet porridge, and walked!
Lin Wan'er felt that she was about to fly, there were many delicious things in the world, but none of them were as good as eating a delicious meal when she was hungry.
When Lin Wan'er was eating, Lin Renzhong pushed the door in, saw that the eldest sister was eating, and walked up happily, sat on the chair, picked up chopsticks and steamed buns, ate a bite of shredded potatoes, and spicy tears came out.
Lin Wan'er saw Lin Renzhong so embarrassed, and gloated in her heart: "If you can't eat spicy, don't eat it, come, drink saliva." ”
Lin Renzhong took a sip of the tea handed by the eldest sister and moistened his throat.
"Old Five, haven't eaten yet?" Lin Wan'er asked with concern, although she didn't know how the family's business was, but she knew that Lin Renzhong, who had been going out early and returning late recently, was very hard, "By the way, what about Cordyceps?" ”
Lin Renzhong's chopsticks bypassed the plate of shredded potatoes, sandwiched a small pickle with chopsticks, and tasted it carefully, it was not very spicy, so he ate it with confidence: "They are still in the bookstore, and "The Story of the Stone" is ready to be reprinted in sections. ”
In recent years, Lin Wan'er's lazy chapter "Stone Notes" has not been written, and Shen Songwen, who still complained in the past, has become as dead and calm as water, so he made a fuss outside of "Stone Records", attaching some of the words that Lin Wan'er said on weekdays to the back of "Stone Records", and there are still many people who are like carp crossing the river, competing to buy it, tasting every word that Lin Wan'er Lin Cainu said on weekdays, and they all tasted different meanings.
(PS: When I read "The Stone", I always complain about one thing: the segmentation is not clear, a large paragraph, a large paragraph, it's annoying to watch, sometimes it's serial when I look at it, of course, it's not that "The Stone" is bad, it's that Lan Ying's level is not enough, but it can't stop Lan Ying from preparing to print "The Stone Story" in "Evil Girl". (To be continued......)