Zhang Daguan still ignored Liu Yan's question, but continued to chant: "The crisp chest is as white as ......"

"Hey! I said Brother Zhang, if you don't bring this, you still have an end? Seeing that Zhang Daguan not only didn't take care of himself, but was about to chant poetry again, Liu Yan's beauty stopped this time.

"Sister Liu, it's almost the final summary."

"I said, Brother Zhang, what kind of ghost are you doing? Isn't this a leader's report, what do you want to summarize? Besides, is there anything to sum up about this? ”

"Sister Liu, you don't understand this, no matter what you do, work summary is indispensable. Through summarizing, we can affirm the achievements, find out the problems, and learn the lessons, which is very necessary to guide and do a good job in the next step. ”

"Haha! Since it is so necessary to summarize the work, of course my sister wants to support you, so you should hurry up. ”

"Sister Liu, listen up: her breasts are as white as jade, and her beautiful legs are as white as snow. Pink arm lotus root, fragrant shoulder like a knife. The belly is like soft satin, and the back is as clean as clean. The pretty buttocks are straight and upturned, and the feet are as slender as crescents. There are two Everest peaks on the chest, and the crotch is exposed. Sister Liu, my brother is not talented, I made a few small poems and words casually, please give me more advice. ”

"Stinky boy, are you idle, taking your sister to make fun? If it's too idle, let me go quickly, sister, I'm going to sleep. Liu Yan said with a grin.

"Don't, Sister Liu, my brother came up in the middle of the night, and the task hasn't been completed yet? Giving up halfway is not a brother's style. ”

"Task? What task? ”

"Of course, it's to make my sister more comfortable, isn't this what my sister just asked my brother to make?"

After listening to Zhang Zheng's words, Liu Yan said: "Brother Zhang is right, this task is indeed what my sister I gave to my brother just now, but this time and again, the plan can't catch up with the changes, and now my sister I am ready to cancel this task." ”

"Don't! The brother has loaded the gun, the bow is full, and he is ready to go, and you suddenly give up, how can this make the brotherhood embarrassing? There is nothing to be ashamed of, the key is ......"

"Brother Zhang, what's the key?"

"The point is, after this blow, if my brother comes to Yang or something, how can you and so many sisters and sisters be happy for thousands of years in the future?"

"Yang what?"

"It's ipotence, Sister Liu, do you know English?"

"Haha! You kid is really bad enough to come up with such a broken reason to blackmail your sister. However, whether it's true or not, I really can't let you ipotence, otherwise how will my sister face Mengyin, Qianqian, Qin Lan, Liang Li, and Dayu. Stinky boy, my sister has decided that the plan will continue as usual and will not change again, you should be satisfied, right? ”

"It's not just satisfaction, it's so satisfying!"

"Since you're satisfied, are you still grinding there? Hee-hee! ”

"In the face of the fairy-like sister, my brother really can't make up his mind to destroy the flowers, so he has to honestly stand by and wait for Sister Liu's order."

"Haha! The dignified Zhang Da Hero actually wants to destroy the flowers with his hot hands, if he says it, he won't let everyone laugh off his big teeth? ”

"Although the brothers are comparable to Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, the number one hero in the world, history proves that no matter how big a hero is, he can't pass the beauty level. My sister's beauty and temperament, especially this alluring *, are definitely better than the best beauties in history, such as Bao Xi, Da Ji, Xi Shi, Yang Guifei, Chen Yuanyuan, etc., so it is reasonable for brothers to want to destroy flowers with their hands. ”

"Stinky boy, are you praising your sister or belittling your sister?"

"These women are all beautiful women in the history of the Chinese Kingdom, and the brothers compare their sisters to them, of course, they praise their sisters."

"You stinky guy, pretend to be confused, don't you? You don't know that these ancient beauties are the culprits of the chaos of the country, the disaster of the country, and the destruction of the country, right? If my sister had beaten them, what would I have become? ”

"Sister Liu, although they are a little unauthentic, this basin can't all be buckled on the heads of these superb beauties? People gave birth to a beautiful fetus that brought disaster to the country and the people, what's wrong? The point is that men are too bad things, and it is understandable to react when they see the best beauties, but you can't ignore the government and joke about the future of the country? Zhang Zheng began to overturn the case for the beauty.

Liu Yan said: "Daji bewitched the king with her beauty, making it barren and leading to the demise of the Shang Dynasty; King You of Zhou smiled for Bo Bao, and unexpectedly came to a beacon fire drama princes, which led to the death of the Western Zhou Dynasty; Goujian, the king of Yue, used Xi Shi to harm Wu Wangfu to ignore the government with his beauty, causing the Wu Kingdom to be wiped out; Yang Guifei looked back and smiled, and the six palaces were colorless, which made Comrade Li Longji fascinated and dizzy, and finally came a 'Anshi Rebellion', which led to the decline of the Tang Dynasty and its collapse; Wu Sangui was angry at Chen Yuanyuan, led the Qing army into the customs, overthrew Li Zicheng's Dashun Dynasty, and enslaved the Han people for nearly 300 years. You say your sister is better than them, but why don't I see any reaction from you? Alas, it seems that my sister's charm is still not as good as that of people. ”