Since returning to China, Zhao Tiezhu feels that his peach blossom luck is very vigorous, and even as long as he meets such a woman who has something to do with him, they are all beauties, not to mention the close, far away, Chen Lingshan, Lu Xiaoman, etc., they are all beauties, this beauty has seen too much, and there will be aesthetic fatigue, Zhao Tiezhu heard this woman's voice at night, and he was still sighing whether he would catch a beauty with the same strange personality as Chen Meng, but he didn't expect it to be just such a frustrated woman, This made Zhao Tiezhu feel a lot of emotion.

"Who in Nima is not a beauty!" The female ** who was a little sorry for the audience said angrily, "Mother, I'm just more abstract and abstract and beautiful, you know?" ”

"Yo? Abstract beauty doesn't seem to be a compliment when applied to people, right? Zhao Tiezhu asked with a smile, "I don't care if you are abstract beauty or figurative beauty, you are the one who pretends to be a ghost and scares my woman, right?" ”

The woman rolled her eyes and said, "What did you say?" I don't understand! I just saw that the place where the flowers were sold was still brightly lit at night, and I was curious, so I looked there, but I didn't expect you to chase it out and punch me, are you a psychopath? ”

"Yo? Then explain to me, why do you have such a fast speed as a passer-by, a crowd of onlookers who don't know the truth? I've been chasing you for a long time to catch up! Zhao Tiezhu asked.

"I... I can run, I can run since I was a child, and there were many boys chasing me at that time, so I had to run, otherwise what if people would catch me, right? The woman said seriously, "You don't know how many boys like me." ”

"They're thinking of themselves as Ultraman, aren't they?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

"What?" The woman was puzzled for a moment, then suddenly realized, and said angrily, "Nima, you are the monster, your whole family is a monster!" ”

"Okay, I don't want to say anything else, you're a woman, I won't kill you, but I have to take you back to meet my women and let them know that you made all those things that pretend to be ghosts."

Zhao Tiezhu grabbed the woman's neck and walked directly to the flower shop, and Cao Ziyi didn't know when she appeared next to Zhao Tiezhu.

"This is the first time we've worked together!" Zhao Tiezhu said to Cao Ziyi with a smile.

"Well, the first collaboration!" Cao Ziyi also smiled and nodded, "The effect is not bad!" ”

"Well, the main thing is that we have a heart!" Zhao Tiezhu said, "As soon as you speak, I can understand your intentions!" ”

"Huh." Cao Ziyi smiled and didn't answer, but the woman said disdainfully, "Dude, it's not like you to pick up girls, it's better for you to let go of me, I'll give you a good lesson, with my experience of being chased often, I believe I can give you a lot of advice!" ”

"Be quiet, if you talk again, I'll let someone force you!" Zhao Tiezhu threatened.

"Cut, you let people come, I'm just refreshing." The woman didn't care.

Zhao Tiezhu didn't expect that this product was still a female hooligan, so he stopped talking to her, and grabbed the woman and returned to the flower shop.

"That's the man." After Zhao Tiezhu tied the woman's hands behind his back, he took her to appear in front of the women.

"She?" Su Yanni looked curiously at the ugly woman in front of her, and said, "Tiezhu, you said she pretended to be a ghost to scare us?" ”

"Or else?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

"Don't believe him, I'm an innocent victim." The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "I didn't know anything and was caught here by him, I tell you, when I was on the road, this man kept saying how to soak you, you have to be careful, don't be deceived by him!" ”

"These eyes, I think they are very similar to the female ghost just now!" Su Yanni ignored the woman, looked carefully at the woman's eyes, and then said.

"And this figure, it's also very similar!" Li Ling'er also said.

"Hey, hey, there are more people who look like each other this year, you can't just wronged good people!" The woman exclaimed aggrievedly, "Is it dangerous to even watch now?" ”

Zhao Tiezhu walked behind the woman, took a book from the side, and slapped it directly on the woman's buttocks.

"Ahh The woman was suddenly attacked in a sensitive area and immediately screamed out.

"Do you think this sound sounds?" Zhao Tiezhu threw the book aside and said.

"Like! That's the cry, Iron Pillar, you're amazing! Su Yanni praised.

"Generally average, third in the world." Zhao Tiezhu said proudly.

"What else do you have to say?" Looking at the flushed woman, Zhao Tiezhu asked.

"There's nothing to say." When the woman saw that she was recognized, she was not afraid that the dead pig would be scalded by boiling water, so she stood there and did not speak.

"Yo? Why don't buddies dare kill you?" Zhao Tiezhu said, and directly grabbed the woman on the balcony, and then said, "Have you seen the cement floor below?" ”

The woman does not speak.

Zhao Tiezhu said to himself, "Falling from the second floor, you can't die, I know." But if you hit your head on the ground, it's not necessarily!"

Just when the woman was puzzled, Zhao Tiezhu directly grabbed the woman, then grabbed her ankle with one hand, and dropped her head down on the outside of the balcony railing on the second floor.

"As soon as I let go, you will fall, and it will be head down, I believe, your head will definitely not be as hard as the concrete, when the time comes, your head will be like a watermelon that has been smashed, your brain, will be splashed everywhere, and it will be steaming, I have heard that people at that time will not necessarily die immediately, they will feel as if their minds are empty, and then their consciousness will be scattered in many places, and then you can see the scene of your whole head shattering, I don't know if what people say is rightHowever, you can experience it later, and if it's right, you can tell me about it while you're still out of breath.

"You... You're still not human, I'm a woman! The woman wriggled and shouted.

"In my dictionary of life, there are only enemies and friends, and it doesn't matter if men or women." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile, "I count three two one." ”

"Three."

"I said it's not me, it's really not me, brother, let me go, let's talk well, okay?" The woman pleaded.

"Two."

"Let me go, you bastard, you're going to die!"

"One!"

"I know you're kidding me, you're not going to let go in the end, don't scare me, buddy."

"I'm sorry, you're going to die." Zhao Tiezhu smiled and let go of his hand!

"Ah!!h