Is this weird? What's even weirder I haven't sent it out yet!

Han Shuo couldn't help but want to see what the expressions of netizens and those experts were when that earth-shattering remark came out for a while.

After having this idea, he was even more itchy, and hurriedly said: "Regarding the question of why Sha Seng doesn't work hard, let's make a deep analysis, this time starting with why Sha Seng was demoted to the lower realm."

Sha Seng was demoted to the lower realm because he broke one of the cups of the Jade Emperor, and was tortured: once every seven days, the flying sword pierced his chest more than 100 times.

The sentence was too heavy and very abnormal. So it can't help but make people suspect that he is an undercover agent who uses bitter tricks. ”

Netizens were stunned for a moment.

"Undercover?"

"No, it won't."

"It's just that why we don't make a difference, and it doesn't have anything to do with whether it's undercover or not."

"What the hell is Teacher Han Shuo doing?"

When netizens were integrated, Han Shuo unhurriedly posted this meager post: "Let's assume that if Sha Seng is undercover, then there will be two versions of the identity of the undercover agent:

1) The sand monk is an undercover agent placed by the Buddha

The evidence is that the sand monk did not drink the water of the Zimu River, which should not make sense. There is no need to arrange an undercover agent in the scripture-learning team, because there are 39 dark gods who have been watching and keeping accounts. Besides, even if Rulai wanted to arrange an undercover agent, it would be impossible to arrange the Jade Emperor's personal bodyguard and secretary.

2) Sha Seng is an undercover agent placed by the Jade Emperor

If Sha Seng is an undercover agent placed by the Jade Emperor, then there is only one purpose: to destroy the scriptures! Did the sand monk destroy the scriptures? This is to be seen in two parts: before and after he joined the scripture study team.

From the time he joined the scripture study team to the end of the scripture study, he was not found to have sabotaged the scripture study, and there was also an act of saving the scripture study team at a critical time. At this point, it is certain that he is not an undercover agent of the Jade Emperor. ”

After sending this, Han Shuo asked faintly: "Since Sha Seng is not an undercover agent, why can't he learn the scriptures?" ”

"I'll go!"

"I didn't figure it out for a long time!"

"Is Teacher Han Shuo playing tricks on us?"

"If you're kidding us, you'll find out if you beat us."

Netizens expressed great anger at Han Shuo's deliberate betrayal of Guan Zi.

Han Shuo didn't have the slightest self-knowledge, and the tone of his voice was still slowly swallowing. "Let's start with the sand monk lobbying to join the scripture-learning team.

After the Nether, Sha Seng became a man-eating goblin, eating almost everyone he saw, and eating countless people.

And when the Bodhisattva arrived, the sand monk actually went ashore to catch the Bodhisattva, what was the motive? When you are hungry, you are ready to eat the Bodhisattva to satisfy your hunger.

But when he learned that it was a bodhisattva, he took the scepter and bowed down. He said that he was very painful and apologized to the Bodhisattva: "I have no choice, the hunger and cold are unbearable, and in the third or second day, I went out of the waves to find a pedestrian to eat." Unexpectedly, today's ignorance collided with the Great Compassion Bodhisattva. ”

Naturally, the Bodhisattva did not bother with this question, but showed that he wanted to save the sand monk, assuring him, "Teach the flying sword not to pierce you." Get back to your job. ”

Sha Seng was the general of the heavenly shutter before. That day was called a moisturizing, but unfortunately it broke a glass lamp of the Jade Emperor. was heavily punished, and the flying sword piercing the heart is only one of the punishment items.

When he heard these two conditions, Sha Seng readily agreed, and said, "But I'm afraid that people who learn scriptures don't get this, but they don't miss my future?" This sentence shows that Sha Seng attaches great importance to the future, for fear of making a mistake.

However. Sha Seng's consistent performance on the road to learning scriptures has no hard work and enterprising heart, and denies that he attaches importance to the future, and he has no illusion of returning to Heaven to be reinstated! Even if he was later named a golden-bodied Arhat, he did not express his dissatisfaction like Zhu Bajie. It doesn't matter how high or low the position is. This is strange, what does the sand monk want?

The Bodhisattva's two conditions: 1. Teach the flying sword not to wear you. 2. Restore your job.

Since Sha Seng doesn't value the second condition, then he must value the first condition! Since he attaches so much importance to the first condition, it means that he can't bear the pain of "once every seven days, the flying sword pierces his chest more than 100 times"!

Why did the Jade Emperor torture him so much? Is it just because of breaking a cup? Unlikely! Zhu Bajie's teasing of Chang'e is only degrading the lower realm, and there is no other additional punishment, (the responsibility for the wrong pig fetus is himself, not the Jade Emperor), is it possible that the sin committed by Sha Seng is greater than that of Bajie? Bajie was demoted to the lower realm because of flirting with Chang'e!

If Sha Seng really committed any crime, he should be reincarnated if he is demoted! Sha Seng was not reincarnated, which shows that the Jade Emperor did not punish him with the explicit rules of heaven. Then, the sand monk suffered in the quicksand river, which can only show that it was lynched by the Jade Emperor! ”

Netizens said that they could not be calm.

"Lynching?"

"Annoyed the Jade Emperor and was lynched?"

"That's a bit out of the ordinary!"

"Teacher Han Shuo's idea is really unexpected!"

Han Shuo continued: "Then what personal grievances are there between the Jade Emperor and the Sand Monk? There is a poem about the sand monk:

Since he was a child, he has been vigorous, and he has wandered thousands of miles. Heroes are famous in the world, and heroes are in shape

The Jade Emperor was promoted and personally sealed as a curtain general. I am respected in the South Heaven Gate, and I am called in front of the Lingxiao Palace.

Hang the tiger head card on the waist, and hold the demon scepter in your hand. The golden helmet on his head shines in the sun, and his armor shines brightly.

I take the lead in escorting back and forth, and I am on top of the court when I go in and out.

"Haojie people make appearances", Sha Seng cultivated immortals on the ground and attained Taoism, and was once the idol of many people. Handsome and high in kung fu, he was hit by the Jade Emperor, stepped into the sky, became the bodyguard and secretary of the Jade Emperor who dominated the gods, and allowed him to bring weapons to the court. It can be seen that the Jade Emperor is the most interesting to him.

Sun Wukong's weapons are all murder weapons refined in Laojun's furnace, regular military supplies, but Sha Seng's weapons are not, it is a noodle pin, where is it? It's in the Moon Palace, it's in the Moon Palace Chang'e's house!

"There are few weapons like this in the world, so it's hard to know the name of the scepter. From the shadowless place of the Moon Palace, Thoreau Xianmu pondered. ”

How could Sha Seng have a noodle pin in Chang'e's house? Could it be that he had eaten noodles at Chang'e's house? Don't say that there is less of this thing in the world, even in the sky, why did it end up in his hands?! Could it be that he has anything to do with Chang'e?

If he had anything to do with Chang'e, how could he dare to take this evidence in front of the Jade Emperor every day? So he shouldn't have anything to do with Chang'e, this can only be given to him by the Jade Emperor, even if he has anything to do with Chang'e, at most, he will be the same as Zhu Bajie, and he will be degraded to the lower realm according to the rules of heaven. Obviously, the sin committed by the sand monk is much more serious than that!

Moreover, if the verdict cannot be announced publicly, it will only be such a possibility: he, the curtain general, is involved with the Queen Mother! ”

Sha Seng was once involved with the Queen Mother?

Fuck your uncle, it's too unbelievable!

As soon as Han Shuo's meager came out, the entire meager was silent! (To be continued......)

PS: If you are waiting for the book, you can go and see "Super Star" first, the current word count is small, but the plot is exciting, you can collect it first!