"Hahahaha!" The two policemen couldn't hold back any longer, and directly clutched their stomachs and laughed.

", laugh...... What a laugh, laugh a p, laugh. Why are you stunned, don't hurry up, if something happens to Lao Tzu, are you responsible? The big guy was directly angry and roared.

That's right, this is the big guy who was caught on the campus of Yan University, who was warned by the great monk of Shixu.

The big man also felt that the big monk was a little weird, and he felt like a master. He wondered in his heart, could it be that he would really be caught? Then, he was a little more cautious. However, then he felt that he was not too nervous, and it was a big deal not to go to those dangerous and easily caught places in the future.

Soon, he left the advice of liberation behind.

This big guy was hurt by a woman in his early years, and he couldn't see the love between lovers the most, so he was particularly annoyed when he saw Mu Feng and Mifu kissing me. However, there are always some needs at this age. Because of emotional wounds, the big guy hates women, but ...... He didn't change his orientation and like men, but focused on inflatable-dolls.

He also had some money in his family, and he threw out 30,000 yuan and successfully imported a high-fidelity mud bomb silicone doll from Hong Kong. Moreover, it is also modeled on Mr. Cang's face, figure, and height, which is specially customized. It just arrived at noon today, and the big guy just took a brief look, and he could see Mr. Cang's appearance at a glance, which was about eighty percent similar.

There are classes in the afternoon and activities in the evening, which is why it has been delayed until now.

I hurried back, cleaned up, and successfully got in, huh...... This effect is good, like a virgin. However, he never expected that he would get stuck after less than five minutes of activity.

Then, the words of the great monk of Liberation Void jumped out suddenly, and in his mind, he couldn't stop wandering.

"You're welcome, you can be regarded as having a relationship with me, the poor monk gave you a word, be careful...... Get caught! ”

Clamped?

Damn, the big guy almost burst out in public.

feelings, which grips ...... Be...... Is it sandwiched in this place?

Depressed.

He tinkered for half an hour, but he didn't make it out, but it got tighter and tighter, and the more it hurt, so he called the police, and specified that it must be a male policeman. Otherwise, if there was a policewoman, wouldn't he be disgraced and thrown to the Pacific Ocean?

Although the two policemen have grievances in their hearts, you are too polite to speak, but they are both men, and they know ...... How troublesome it was to get caught in that place. Say something unkind, if this dead person is a dead person, at most hundreds of thousands, the most afraid is half-dead, and ...... If there is a problem with that thing, I'm afraid that millions or millions won't be able to carry it.

Doesn't it mean that during an operation in a certain hospital, an egg was accidentally cut off, and as a result, he lost 2 million. If something goes wrong with that stick, they can't afford it.

Although I was dissatisfied, I still went up with the tools.

When I went up to look at it, I remembered that the tools they were carrying were for the window railing and the like. At most, there is a head and a body, as long as the wounded person is put on a helmet and sawed open the window bar, and then it is OK. However, now it is not the case, but the owner who is stuck there. It's like having sex, you can't pull it out, do you want to cut the woman apart?

Although, this 'woman' is an inflatable-doll.

However, they are not professional in that place, and they dare not see it casually! If a saw breaks, it's two million.

In the end, the two buddies discussed it and decided to call the hospital. That big guy just wants to die,, it's not enough to lose face once, you have to lose it twice? Damn, I knew this was the case, and I would have called 120 directly!

There's nothing to do with the two of them, the two of them stand aside and look at the inflatable-doll!

"Damn, I didn't pay attention just now, I'll it, this ...... Isn't this Cang teacher? ”

"Okay, brother, are you quite rich, and you even made a custom one?"

"Damn, Mr. Cang is not so easy to soak, right?"

", you two calves, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and cover me with a quilt. Lao Tzu was stared at by you two big men, very insecure, okay? ”

The big guys are depressed to death, what kind of is this, I was stuck, not to mention, and I was judged by the two big men. He couldn't move, his face hurt when he moved, and he couldn't touch the quilt at all. Although it's not cold now, but being looked at by the two big men, he still feels that his ass is cold for a while.

"Damn, Lao Tzu likes women."

"You think buddies are hungry, even if they like men, they won't look for you as coarse!"

The two policemen were stunned, and then they pulled the quilt and covered it. After all, looking at a man's ass, they also feel very uncomfortable, and they will have a needle's eye.

Soon the doctor came, looked up and down, and in the end, there was only one strategy, and that was to cut the doll open.

Five minutes later, the big man who had successfully put on his pants had a sad face and tears on his face. His teacher Cang was 'murdered' like this. There was such a big hole in the bottom side that he couldn't survive at all. Moreover, 30,000 soft sister coins, Nima, 30,000, it's OK to find thirty school flowers.

The big guy decided that it would be better to find a woman in the future, at least he wouldn't be stuck.

……

At this moment, Mu Feng took Mifu and just returned to Shangri-La Hotel. He never expected that the ridicule in his heart at that time would come true. That big girlfriend is really inflatable!

Putting the delicious food in his hand on the table, looking at Yelena's very inelegant sleeping posture, Mu Feng's head suddenly became bigger. The whole big character is lying on his stomach, and he also puts on a rather tempting pose. There was a pillow on the bottom, so the ass was cocked, and the pillow didn't know where it was gone, its head tilted to the side, and its hands hung naturally at its sides.

The whole posture of being pushed by an 'old man's cart'.

How did she get this sleeping position, she is not afraid of blood backflow, dizziness, and stiff neck?

When Miff saw this, she smiled and walked out. Before going out, he also made a 'come on' look at Mu Feng. Then, she took the door and left, she was not the kind of person who liked to listen to the corner. Last night, she was just going to check on the situation.

Mu Feng replied with a 'you can rest assured' expression.

Then, with a 'snap', he slapped heavily on Yelena's stiff buttocks.

"Hmm!" Yelena's brows furrowed slightly, but she didn't wake up, she waved her right hand, and she didn't know what she was waving, and she snorted in a half-awake and half-asleep dream, "Honey, don't make trouble, hmm...... Last night I ...... I was tormented by your husband for five hours. Whining...... Five hours, too bad, he's too bad. Woohoo......"

As he spoke, he actually sobbed slightly.

Mu Feng laughed secretly, this Yelena is still talking in her dreams? At first, Mu Feng thought she was pretending, but then he found out that Yelena really shed tears. Suddenly my heart suddenly sudden, won't I go too much last night? After all, this Yelena is just a mortal fetus, and even Mieve, who has been improved by him, is only able to withstand it for three hours. And last night, he didn't soothe her body, he just breathed in and hung her breath.

This Yelena is already very good, the physique of Europeans and Americans is good, and they can stand up even if they are tortured. If it were an Oriental, it would be difficult to even move a finger, so he stood up and slipped back to the room.

People talk drunk and dream, which can best reflect the truth of a person's heart.

Thinking of what Mifu told him about the Yelena family, Mu Feng's heart suddenly rose with love, don't look at her appearance so bold, in fact, ...... In this heart, it is still very fragile. What girl doesn't want to be pampered, loved, and cared for? The reason why those strong women are strong is only because they can't touch the men who can conquer and overpower them.

Thinking of this, Mu Feng sat down beside Yelena gently, reached out and touched her buttocks, and said gently: "Honey, get up soon, the moon is shining on your buttocks." ”

"Well, dear, don't make a fuss, I'm afraid of itching...... Hmm, it's so itchy, don't make a fuss! "Yelena was still in her dream, and she reached out and slapped Mu Feng's evil hand, but ...... I didn't have much strength, and I slid down softly, "Honey, go find your husband!" Hmm, your husband...... It's just, it's a wild man, and it took me five hours, I'm ...... I'm dying! ”

Hey, still talking in my dreams?

Mu Feng suddenly had a bad idea of doing evil, stretched out his hand and slapped it hard, imitating Mieve's voice, and asked sharply: "Okay, you, Yelena, you treat me like this to me when you are my best friend and friend?" You, you're behind my back, you're with my husband, you're ...... You're worthy of me! ”

Yelena couldn't sleep now, and Miff's voice was raised, still very harsh. Actually, she was in a half-asleep state just now, and what she said was also subconscious, but ...... It wasn't a dream, so she remembered it. She shuddered suddenly, and then remembered that she had just said that she had leaked her mouth.

Quickly a spirit climbed up, opened his mouth and apologized: "Honey, I...... I, I, I didn't mean to, this, this was all an accident. I, I, it's all your man's fault...... Hey, why are you, Miff? ”

Suddenly found that there was only Mu Feng sitting in front of her, and there was no Mieve's storage zài, and Yelena suddenly couldn't understand.

"Hahahaha!" Looking at Yelena's frightened expression, Mu Feng lifted her chin and mimicked Mieve's voice again, "Honey, I'...... Is it really bad? ”

"......!"

A big man, actually said such a delicate voice, Elena suddenly felt a chill, from the soles of her feet to the top of her head, and goosebumps floated on her body, and she fell off the bed.

"It's you scoundrel who is lying to me, you, I'm going to beat you up badass!" Yelena suddenly woke up and reached out to strike at Mu Feng.

However, Mu Feng took the first step, hugged Yelena in his arms, and said softly: "Niu, you will be a brother in the future, okay?" Don't worry, no one will dare to bully you in the future, and no one will dare to force you to do things you don't like. In the future, be by my side, take care of me, and I will take care of you, okay? ”

The furious Yelena was directly hit by this gentle killer weapon, and she ran out of power, and she was stunned, and her body gradually softened. I don't know why, my heart tightened for a while, and my big eyes were full of tears.

A slightly coquettish soft voice: "You, you let me go first." ”