The fat boy coughed and sighed and stood up and glanced at Wu Yongxiang.

Wu Yongxiang understood what the fat boy meant, and said in a deep voice, "Xiaoliang, now that their brothers and sisters disagree, we can't say anything here, let's go back first." You can discuss with a few of them first, and when you agree, say hello to us before coming over! ”

Wu Xiaoliang is so smart, he can see the intentions of the two people in front of him at a glance, Wu Yongxiang and the fat boy are two big slippery heads, they say it well, in fact, they want to pick on the son, and they want to repeat the old trick of treating the big family a few years ago, and make a few of us ugly.

That time was enough to toss the big man, his mother stopped at home for seven days and didn't go out, it was these two people who did dirty things.

As long as they leave, it will not be so easy to gather them again, and they will not come again without running four or five times and knocking three or four times one by one.

Once this happens, Brother Xiaofu will be embarrassed, and it will soon spread in Shili Eight Villages, and the words on his lips, "Xiaofu Niang is dead, there is no one in the village who asks about things, and no one is willing to ask if you kowtow to ask for it." ”

Wu Xiaoliang thought that although he had a lot of family, he couldn't dig a pit and bury his aunt by himself, although these two people were not good birds, and now they had to rely on them to summon people to handle the aunt's funeral.

If it had been something else, I wouldn't have peed on their pots and would have blown them out.

Thinking of this, Wu Xiaoliang hurriedly said, "Second master, dissipate your anger, it was just a small episode just now, my brothers have already expressed their positions, I have no opinion, all the expenses of my aunt's future affairs will be shared equally by the four of them." I'll call them all together, and let's move on! ”

The fat boy said with an angry face, "Xiaoliang, this incident happened at the beginning, which made the two of us lose face, and it seems that we are not able to handle things, so let's talk about it after you discuss it properly!" ”

Wu Yongxiang took a puff of his cigarette and said unhurriedly, "What the fat boy brother said is yes, if they can't talk about a few opinions, no matter how much we say, it won't help." Xiaoliang, a few of you will talk first! Let's talk about it first! Let's talk about it first! ”

As he spoke, he stood up.

At this time, Wu Xiaocong walked in from outside, saw that Wu Yongxiang was leaving, and said loudly, "Second master, what happened to my brothers, it has nothing to do with the two of you, now we are talking about my aunt's funeral, as for the cost, you don't have to worry about it, just arrange what to do next." ”

The fat boy said seriously, "Xiaocong, everyone knows the situation of your family, if you don't explain the cost in advance, you can't do it below." What you and you mean is that we will clarify this problem first, and then we will do it step by step. ”

Wu Xiaocong saw that the fat boy didn't let go, he was anxious, and said angrily, "Fat boy! I tell you, for our family, as long as we send my aunt away according to the rules, it doesn't matter how much money it costs. Time waits for no one, so let's talk about how to arrange it next! ”

Wu Yongxiang chuckled and said, "Xiaocong, it's not that I don't talk to you and your fat boy, the main thing is that I am worried that if their brothers and sisters fight again, we will not be able to hold our faces, and it will be difficult for us to do it." ”

Wu Xiaocong said with a stern expression, "Second master, as long as it is not out of line, today with my Wu Xiaocong, who dares to say half a word, who dares to cause trouble in this courtyard, nonsense, I kicked him into the south pit." However, I will also talk to the front first, if you two insist on leaving now, I will not stop you, let alone let the four brothers come to your house and kowtow to you. In the same way, if you two deliberately stumble over it and go too far out of the ordinary, we'll have something to say afterwards. I'll talk about this, whether to leave or leave you two to watch, not reluctantly! ”

After Wu Xiaocong finished speaking, he walked out indignantly, and went outside to the coffin from the car with a few young strong laborers from the village.

Wu Yongxiang and the fat boy saw that his face suddenly sank, and his tone of voice was obviously aggravated, with a threatening taste, he couldn't help but be stunned, and said in his heart, Xiaocong is a famous "ghost in the village", "can't be provoked", this master is in a hurry, he can do anything, and it is really a bit difficult to make Wu Ping Shun Ye a few embarrassed people from this matter, don't steal the chicken at that time, and then put yourself in, or don't mess with this god.

Wu Yongxiang looked at Wu Xiaoliang and said in amazement, "Xiaoliang! Look at this, this, this, what does it mean to be a child! I didn't say anything to your fat boy, you watched things go by. ”

Wu Xiaoliang hurriedly comforted, "Second master, you two don't know that he is a second pole, don't talk to the door, don't be like him, don't be like him!" You two look at what's next—"

The fat boy said in a sullen voice, "That's it, your aunt's coffin has returned, and it will be buried soon, and the time is very tight, let's hurry up and study the following things." This time, gather all six of their brothers and sisters together, and say anything to their faces, what do you see! ”

Wu Xiaoliang nodded, "Medium!" ”

The six brothers and sisters of Wu Xiaojun were quickly gathered together.

Wu Xiaoliang said very sternly, "Now let's talk about how to deal with my aunt's funeral, no matter what you have before, you can't mention it here." However, as long as it is directly related to the next things that are directly related to my aunt's future, you just have to say it to your face, as long as the matter is decided, no one can say anything wrong, otherwise, whoever provokes the matter will bear the consequences. Do you agree? ”

"Agreed!"

"Agreed!"

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"Agreed!"

All six agreed.

Wu Xiaoliang continued, "According to our customs, all the expenses are shared by Brother Xiaofu, and they have nothing to do with Xiaoyun and Xiaomei, but the two of you are responsible for the paper sacrifices such as cash cows, coffin covers, buildings, courtyards, chariots and horses, etc., do you have any opinions?" ”

Wu Xiaoyun and Wu Xiaomei Lian said, "No opinion! ”

"Good! It's settled! Next, some specific affairs will be arranged by Yong Xiangye and Fat Boy! ”

Wu Yongxiang said seriously, "According to our rules here, the old man will be funeral three days after his death, which is the day after tomorrow." Buying groceries and entertaining guests, reporting to relatives, making offerings, choosing graves, etc., is only one day tomorrow, which is really tense enough. Let's first calculate how many customers we can have, how many tables we can prepare, and what standards. Be blessed, you say! ”

Wu Xiaofu squatted at the foot of the door, lowered his head and smoked a stuffy cigarette, blinked his eyes, and said with a depressed face, "All of them are counted, my family has more than 20 direct relatives, and the matter of burning paper is all about how many people are good-looking, my uncle's family is relatively large, and there are seventy or eighty people, and the others have to be fifteen or sixteen people, with an average of twenty people in a family, and at least fifty tables." Coupled with the grandfathers of the two villages in the east and west, as well as the colleagues from the old third hospital, etc., there are no 120 tables that are simply not enough. I think I'll prepare it according to this number. As for the standard, Yong Xiangye, fat boy, our family has always been more particular about doing things, not too high, not too low, just according to the middle and upper standards. If it gets worse, relatives, neighbors, and grandfathers will make irresponsible remarks, and a few of us will have no face to see people in the future! ”

Wu Yongxiang looked at Wu Xiaoliang and asked, "Xiaoliang, what do you think?" ”

"Let's prepare a hundred and twenty tables!"

The fat boy said, "Now that this item has been decided, basically the big head has landed, and it is a matter of choosing a tomb!" ”

Wu Xiaoliang said, "I have already communicated with my uncle about this matter, the old cemetery has been surrounded by the village, and no one can enter anymore, and a new tomb needs to be pulled." Uncle Zhong in Xiguan is a well-known feng shui gentleman, and he is familiar with my brother-in-law, so he will arrange it! ”

Wu Yongxiang said, "Medium! We don't have to worry about that. Just do your home with all your heart! ”

The fat boy said, "Brother Yongxiang, it's done!" I'm now arranging for someone to go to the street tomorrow to buy groceries, and you wait to collect the money. ”

Wu Xiaoliang said, "Serve the blessing, serve the forest, serve the army, each person will temporarily press 3,000 yuan, I don't care what you think, hurry up and get the money, and hand it over to Yong Xiangye in half an hour!" ”

Wu Xiaojun is now penniless, and the so-called stall is actually made by Wu Pingshun.

Xiao Junniang was hospitalized, and in addition to Wu Xiaosen's part of the hospitalization deposit, Wu Pingshun took the lion's head, but because the situation was urgent, he had not yet settled the bill, and Wu Pingshun couldn't take out 3,000 yuan at all.

When Wu Pingchun heard that Wu Xiaojun was allowed to share the funeral expenses, when his father was not alive, the scene of his eldest brother Wu Pingming showing his teeth and claws to force himself immediately appeared in front of his eyes, and he was very unhappy, and said to Wu Pingshun very annoyed, "Second brother! The three of them are five feet tall one by one, they have a family, Xiaojun is single, they haven't done anything, they owe a lot of debts, how can they let him share it equally, aren't they Xiaojun forced to die, what's the difference between that bastard and Pingming! ”

Wu Pingshun said with a lonely expression, "Spring! Forget it! Xiaojun has nothing, how can I force him, I will pay for this money, let's spread it! After all, Xiaojun is no longer a student, he has also participated in the work, and he will be able to earn it back in the future! Besides, haven't they been staring at my acres of land, cows and grain! I'm left alone, and I won't need it so much, and when it's over, it's all sold, and it won't affect me! Do you have any cash on hand now? If there is, take it to the rescue first! ”

Wu Pingchun stomped his feet angrily, "If you want me to say, with the usual strength of a few of them, they won't give them a penny." Second brother, since this is the case, don't worry, I won't let Xiaojun kowtow to someone else's house to borrow money. ”

Qiao Na endured the pain all over her body, cried and came out of Wu Xiaojun's house in a hurry, and went home directly.

As soon as I got home, I felt that there was no place to relax in my body, so I gritted my teeth and cursed and lay on the bed, humming constantly.

"The old woman who should have died a long time ago, I am not good to be alive, and I am tormented so much when I die, no one wants to take a penny from me to mourn you, and I can't solve the hatred in my heart to turn you into a basin of stinky water on a hot day. There is also that old immortal Wu Pingshun, without a wife, look at you after you are a bad old man, you are still arrogant, it is good to have you old things. Hum hum - oops, oops, my mother, it hurts me to death! ”

Qiao Na was lying on the bed with hatred, her whole body was uncomfortable, Wu Xiaofu came back from outside with a gloomy face, and when he saw her like that, he ignored her, and directly opened the cabinet and took money from inside.

When Qiao Na saw it, she immediately came to her senses, sat up suddenly, stretched out her hand and grabbed the small cotton cloth bag that Wu Xiaofu had not yet opened to hold the money, and said angrily, "What are you doing with your wallet, are you mourning that dead old woman?" ”