Chapter 211, chapter, I'm an aunt, not a miss!
Chapter 211, I'm an aunt, not a miss!
"What does the heart have to do with being taller than the sky and being clever and wise? Isn't the heart of a smart woman high? ”
"A wise woman knows what is enough, and a wise woman discovers that there is no one in the world who can match herself—"
"Are you clever or wise?"
"My greatest wisdom is knowing when to be clever...... Verbal swords, you come and go, the two of them are inseparable with the help of these two glasses of Wuliangye and seven or eight points of wine.
Tang Zhong got up and ran to the wine cabinet with a daze and brought out a bottle of 98-year-old Wuliangye.
Unscrew the cap and divide a pound of liquor into three again.
Then, he picked up the cup in front of him, swayed his body, and said with red eyes: "This cup, I salute you two." ”
After speaking, he raised his stupid face, and poured a glass of liquor weighing three taels into his stomach.
The two women looked at Tang Chong with a shocked face, thinking, this product is so fierce? He's drinking bars with people all day in prison?
The two girls didn't raise their glasses and drink, but just looked at him with blank eyes, waiting for him to say what kind of bold words or philosophical quotes.
Tang wiped a handful of wine stains from the corner of his mouth, and hiccuped very smoothly.
His mouth was open to say something—
As soon as it was dark, the person fell headlong on the table.
"Is this suicide?" Jiang Keqing drank too much wine, and his brain reaction speed was much slower. After being stunned for a long time, he asked out loud.
"It's suicide." Su Shan responded slowly...... Don relived a dream. He was in a white world with no edge in sight. The world is empty, there are no tall buildings, no cars, no oceans, no rivers, not even crowds, just a large tree full of snow-white gardenias.
He stretched out his hand to pluck a gardenia, and the flower in his hand immediately turned into Su Shan's appearance. He picked another one, and the flower turned into Jiang Keqing's appearance again, and he picked the third one, and the flower turned out to be Zhang Heben -- he quickly threw the third flower on the ground and stepped on it several times with his foot.
As a result, Zhang Heben disappeared, and the snow-white gardenia turned into a pile of snow-white fragments.
He grinned, laughed and woke up.
He tried to reach out and wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't lift his arm.
Moved slightly, and found that there was a soft ** pressed on his arm.
Tang Chongna's sleepiness, which still had a tail, ran out all of a sudden, his brain was instantly awake, his blood pressure increased, his heart beat faster, and he couldn't help himself with excitement.
Could it be that Su Shan took advantage of his drunkenness to put himself to sleep?
No wonder others say that men don't get drunk, women don't have a chance - drunkenness is the best cover for the ambiguity between men and women. Drunk, I don't know what's going on.
You see, what a good excuse. Is there a better excuse than that?
If Lang is affectionate and the concubine is interested, then make an appointment to have a bar on a bad day.
"Can't let her sleep in vain." Tang thought again. His arm was used as a pillow by Su Shan's head, and he didn't dare to twitch easily. Because in that case, he would wake up Su Shan.
So, half of his movable arm began to move.
He lifted up from the joint of his arm, pulled back in, and then touched her neck, chest, and her breasts#Peak.
"It's huge." Tang Zhong thought in his heart.
Although it is separated by a layer of clothing, the feel of cotton wool and the tender flesh that can change shape freely like jelly that has not yet condensed in your hand really makes you feel like your heart is stopping.
Before that, the softest ** that Tang Chong had ever touched was Zhang Heben's ass and Lin Huiyin's thighs.
Tang Zhong closed his eyes and wanted to touch down, touching her other breast. Be fair. But his hands couldn't reach him. As a result, it can only stay on this meat dough.
Life has a chest, and so does a foot.
At this time, Su Shan suddenly moved.
She twisted her body slightly, as if she wanted to break Tang Chong's hand free from her chest.
Tang Zhong immediately pretended to be dead and pretended to sleep, and couldn't let her know that he was awake for the time being, otherwise he wouldn't be able to claim compensation from her for a while-he was still a virgin. She took it away without feeling anything, and that's a great loss.
For women, you can also patch a membrane. What do you have to pay for a man's words?
"Don't touch it." Suddenly, the woman spoke. "The purse and chastity are there. Do not worry. ”
Hearing the woman's voice, Tang Chong almost jumped up from the bed.
"Is that you?" He pushed Jiang Keqing away and moved to the side like a ghost. Unexpectedly, this is not a bed, but a soft collapse for guests to rest temporarily.
It was as comfortable as a bed, but not as large an area as a bed. Originally, the bodies of the two people took up a lot of space, and he arched his ass and moved his nest so backwards that the whole person rolled to the ground. There was a thick carpet on the floor, but I didn't feel any pain in my butt.
But--isn't that Sushan?
Could it be that it was Jiang Keqing who wanted his body?
It's messed up.
It's such a mess.
Jiang Keqing was suddenly pushed vigorously by Tang Chong, and the back of his head hit the soft back plate hard. Although the soft back panel was also cotton, it still hit her head groggily.
She jumped up and scolded: "Stinky boy, even if I'm not Su Shan, you don't have to do this, right?" What's wrong? Want to kill someone? ”
"I'm not—" Tang Chong felt his drunkenness come up again, and his speech began to stammer. "How- are you-here? How did I sleep here? What about Su Shan? ”
Tang Chong subconsciously felt that if there was a woman lying beside him, that woman must be Su Shan. How could Jiang Keqing lie down with him? She's an aunt.
Therefore, he just closed his eyes and touched it randomly, but he didn't take advantage of Su Shan, but ate his aunt's tofu.
No wonder Jiang Keqing said that he wanted to kill people. If this kind of thing gets out—
"Thankfully, no one saw it." Tang Chong breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
"And I didn't do anything excessive." Tang Zhong comforted himself in his heart. "My aunt is my mother's sister, my own elder - what child didn't eat his mother's milk when he was a child?"
With such a conversion, Tang Chong felt that it was really not a big deal for him to touch his aunt's breasts. Maybe someone has eaten my aunt's milk.
"Why can't I be here?" Jiang Keqing jumped like thunder, looked at Tang Chong and sneered, and said, "Do you have a conscience for this stinky boy?" You rolled under the table and pretended to be dead after three glasses of white wine, and the girl of the Su family poured the third glass after drinking, I kindly arranged you - you still treat me like this? ”
No wonder Jiang Keqing felt aggrieved.
At today's banquet, Tang Zhong was the first to faint. After he fainted, Jiang Keqing drank the third cup with Su Shan, and then Su Shan's skills were not strong enough and he surrendered.
Jiang Keqing's alcohol consumption is amazing, and he can still stay sober for the time being.
She called the waiter to help Su Shan to the next room to rest, and asked people to help lift Tang Zhong to this soft collapse.
She has a habit of recognizing the bed when she sleeps, and it is generally difficult to fall asleep outside. So I didn't plan to rest. Prepare to sit next to him and wait until Tang Zhong wakes up and has a few private words with him.
Unexpectedly, as soon as this kid woke up, he hugged and touched himself, and after hearing that his voice was not the person he wanted, he pushed himself away without heart - please, others are also women, okay? It hurts my self-esteem.
"I see." Tang Zhong listened to Jiang Keqing's explanation, and also felt that he was too much. Quickly got up from the ground and said apologetically, "Are you okay?" I'll see if my head hits? ”
"Playing in the mud." Jiang Keqing kicked over. "Touch it when you want to, and hug it when you want to hug it - I'm an aunt, not a young lady...... Tang Chong has long been accustomed to Jiang Keqing's poisonous tongue kung fu. He was just deeply impressed by her ability to express herself. There are so many classic sentences, how can she open her mouth and come?
"I thought you had gone back." Tang Zhong said with a smile, and quickly changed the topic.
"There are a few words that I haven't told you yet. So want to wait for you to wake up. Who knew you could sleep like a pig-" Jiang Keqing explained. "Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to sleep with you, I'm too sleepy. I was sleeping outside, how did I roll inside? ”
And what's going on?
Tang Chong's face was shocked. If Jiang Keqing did sleep outside before, then what kind of difficult movements did the two of them go through to become her posture inside and out?
"Forget it. I don't want to. Jiang Keqing stood up and stretched, puffing up her bulging and soft breasts. Because the room was full of ambiguity, she didn't feel cold when she was wearing only a pair of undershirts. "First, that girl is too smart, and there is a woman who is not at ease, worried that her stupid son has been deceived, so she asked me to beat and beat. Second, she goes back once a week in the hope of getting her family's permission to bring you back - I don't know if you care about it. From my point of view, I still want to tell you about it. ”
After a pause, she said: "Third, it's good to go back, and there's no regret if you don't go back." If you have a father and a mother, you should treat everyone else as if they were all dead. ”
She walked to the door, took off her leather jacket from the hanger and put it on, put a scarf around her neck, glanced at Tang Chong, and said, "Su Shan is in the next room." The code to open the door is 333 - if she hasn't slept yet, you can go in and hold her for a while. ”
With that, he opened the door and strode away. q