Chapter 123: Scared Silly Xiaosheng
Hearing these miserable words, Xiao Sheng, who was lying in the coffin, was startled, his body trembled as if he had been electrified, and then curled up and hid in a corner of the coffin, "You, you...... Who is it. ”
Although he couldn't see what the situation was like in the wooden coffin, just listening to the sound of colliding with the coffin board, Fang You knew that this kid was definitely scared, this Xiaosheng was still of good quality, if it was an old man and an old lady, it was estimated that he would have covered his heart and burped directly.
His trembling voice made Fang You enjoy a kind of happiness after the prank, he laughed a few times in a low voice, "Guy, young man, who am I, hehe, I'm the same as you, it's just that I died more miserably, I was hit head-on by a big truck, and it was so miserable that I was crushed by it, my intestines, heart, liver, and lungs all came out, my whole body was flattened, and my brains flowed out, it's really miserable, brother, I can change into what I looked like when I was crushed to death, do you want to take a look, Make sure you've never seen someone squashed. ”
"No, no." The death of the ghost outside made Xiao Sheng vomit a little, hearing that the ghost actually wanted to let him see his death, Xiao Sheng's face became extremely pale, and he hurriedly shook his head, and he could hear how terrible the death of this ghost was, he was now separated by the coffin board, and he still had a little sense of security, if he really let this ghost enter the coffin, face to face with his body that was flattened to the point that his brains flowed out, Xiao Sheng felt that he would be directly scared to death.
Fang You smiled, it was not yet the time for the final appearance, this kid's spirit was not yet on the verge of collapse, "Jie Ji, it's a pity, the way I looked when I died, ordinary people can't see it if they want to, the intestines or something are flowing all over the ground, by the way, young man, how did you die." ”
"I ......" Hearing the ghost ask about his death, Xiao Sheng didn't react for a while, and hesitated.
"Why, don't you even know how you died, or your kid is not dead at all, hiding in a coffin and pretending to be dead, do you want me to use the appearance of death to enter the coffin to make you sober and sober." Fang You was a little displeased, and said in a strange way.
The ghost seemed to rush in, which made Xiao Sheng immediately come back to his senses, "Don't, don't, big brother, I'm about to rest, don't come in, I'm ...... Like you, I was crushed to death by a car. ”
"Oh, then we're still friends who die, you say this, I want to go in and see which of the two of us dies a little more miserable, and now, as soon as I change the appearance of when I die, the flattened brain is still flowing out, Jiji, buddy, do you want to compare and see." Fang You was not in a hurry, and destroyed Xiao Sheng's nerves step by step.
Before Fang You finished speaking, Xiao Sheng immediately opened his mouth, "Don't, big brother, you are worse than me, you are worse than me, you died very miserably, very terrible." ”
"Dare to say that I died a miserable death, you newcomer angered me, do you know how many people I have killed in this tomb, just say that the three who came early this morning were all killed by me, I only remember that one of them is called Zhou Laoer, and the others killed too much, and some can't remember their names." Fang You pretended to be annoyed and knocked on the coffin board vigorously, and said gloomily.
Hearing the words of the ghost outside, Xiao Sheng was stunned, and then his face became even paler, and his body trembled violently, could it be that Zhou Lao Er and Dapeng disappeared in the tomb, not to escape, but to be killed by this ghost, "Da ...... Big brother, did you kill those three people, then why didn't I see their corpses? "I'm afraid, but Xiaosheng doesn't believe that Zhou Lao Er and the three of them all died in the tomb.
"Hehe, all their corpses were buried in the ground by me, one was pulled into the trap by me, ten thousand arrows pierced the heart and died, one was dragged into the ground by me, divided into many pieces, when I killed the other one, I was so hungry, so I ate him, eating only the skeleton, do you want to see it, I can bring it to you." Fang You smiled, and couldn't help but secretly praise this kid for really cooperating.
"No, no." Xiao Sheng's face was pale, and he immediately shook his head, he originally thought that Ah Mao's death was very miserable, but when he heard the words of this ghost, he knew that Zhou Lao Er and Dapeng died even worse, and one of them didn't even have meat.
Fang You smiled, it seemed that it was time for the final finishing touch, if the ink continued like this, it was estimated that Wei Lao and they were coming, "Hehe, they screamed very well when they died, I'll learn you two ......." ”
So, Zhou Laoer's miserable scream resounded throughout the coffin, hearing this terrible scream, Xiao Sheng covered his ears, his body curled up a little tighter, the steel fork in his hand had already been thrown aside, and now, his heart was only left with fear and despair.
What he hoped at this time was that the archaeological team would enter the main burial chamber as soon as possible and scare the ghost away, otherwise, he would have to be with the ghost before the archaeological team came, and the ghost knew when this guy would come in.
"Hey, new buddy, do you want to come out and play football." Fang You smiled and said faintly.
Xiao Sheng stayed again, not only a little puzzled, "kicking the ......" does this ghost have any other hobbies besides killing.
"Yes, we play football, but we don't play balls, we play heads, there are many heads, there are men, some women, some flat, some round, all kinds of them, you can choose at will, some of them can make noises, like this." Fang You clenched his palms into fists, slammed them on the coffin a few times, and then let out a miserable scream.
Ah, Xiao Sheng was a little frightened by this loud noise, he had a desire to escape from here immediately, this place was so terrifying, he couldn't help but regret why he wanted to hide in the coffin in the first place.
"I ...... I don't play football, big brother. Xiao Sheng's lips trembled, and the whole person was almost on the verge of collapse, human heads, all kinds of human heads, thinking about this scene, he felt a little frightened.
Fang You smiled, it seemed that it could end here, "You wait a minute, I'll give you something good later, hehe." He said something miserably, and then he went underground, as if looking for something.
Hearing that there was no sound outside, Xiao Sheng's face slowed slightly, and he put his ear on the coffin, it was calm outside, there was no sound at all, this guy didn't even make a sound, it was really a ghost, Xiao Sheng's teeth were fighting, but he didn't dare to open the coffin, if he opened the coffin, ran into this ghost and came back, and then bumped into this guy's flattened appearance, then I was afraid that I would really be scared to death.
"Jiji, new buddy, I've kept you waiting for a long time, I'm back, I see that you have been in the coffin for a long time, you should be hungry, or I will open the coffin lid and send you something to eat." Fang You laughed weirdly and knocked on the coffin lid.
Xiao Sheng was so frightened that he immediately pulled the coffin lid, "Don't, don't, big brother, don't open the coffin, I'm not hungry." Although his stomach was already drumming now, Xiao Sheng was still shaking his head.
"I obviously heard your stomach screaming, and I dare to lie to me, come, open the coffin lid a little, I promise not to go in, only send you a little food in." Fang You said very unhappily.
Hearing the ghost's somewhat annoyed voice, Xiao Sheng was terrified, "That's good, big ...... Big brother, I'll only open it a little, you can send something in. ”
Fang You smiled and sent in the little things he had found from the ground, only to hear a terrible scream, "Ah, ghost, ghost." Looking at the half of the palm that fell into the coffin, Xiao Sheng was so frightened that his hair stood on end, his palm stretched out, and he kept yelling.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Fang You directly lifted the lid of the coffin, threw Zhou Laoer's flattened body into it, and directly covered Xiao Sheng's face.
Zhou Laoer's face, which was flattened and distorted to the extreme, happened to be face to face with Xiao Sheng, "Dude, this is what I looked like when I died, are you worse than me." Fang You said with a grim smile.
"Ahh......h
In the end, the whole person looked sluggish, as if he was stupid, drooling on the side, smirking, and from time to time put his mouth on Zhou Laoer's corpse, "It's delicious, it's delicious." ”
Fang You covered his stomach and retched, I rubbed it, this kid has a good taste, shouldn't he be scared stupid, this psychological quality is too bad.
In front of the coffin, after carefully looking at it for a long time, Fang You finally determined that this Xiaosheng was not pretending to be stupid, but really stupid, and was frightened into a nervous breakdown by his own nonsense.
Seeing that this Xiao Sheng was still holding on to Zhou Laoer's corpse, and continued the previous actions, Fang You's face frowned, and he pulled Zhou Laoer's corpse out entirely, and then launched the escape technique and put it into the ground, "Even if you make meritorious service and atone for your crimes, I won't bother you again, you traitor, rest in peace." ”
Escaping to the top, Xiao Sheng drooled, biting his fingers, seeing this scene, Fang You shook his head a little unbearably, "It's only because you don't have other work to do, but you come to be a tomb robber, you can't have the intention of killing, you ...... Alas" Fang You smiled helplessly, he really didn't know what to do with this little victory who had been scared stupid.
In his imagination, when Xiao Sheng's spirit was about to collapse, he covered Zhou Laoer's body on Xiao Sheng's head, so that Xiao Sheng could not attack him, and then he used the bow and arrow in his hand to send him back to the west.
Fang You opened the sarcophagus and was thinking about what to do with this fool, when a few rays of light suddenly flashed through the crack in the door in the dark tomb, making his complexion change, Wei Lao and they have already come, whether this fool should be killed or stayed.
(To be continued)