"......" Feng Xiaoxiao still wanted to refute, but that strange force directly pulled her over and directly entered the third level. He Lanbo behind him also hurriedly pasted the blessing tape on the iron door, "Today's three, tomorrow's fourth, capricious." ”

There are even fewer people in the third level, and the topic has become different, on the trunk of the tree, the prayer bands hanging have grown, scattered, about only about twenty, and the prayer bands on both sides together are only forty.

He Lanbo stepped out of the iron gate, looked at those prayer belts, couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, frowned and said, "The third level, sure enough, is a couplet." ”

"Couplet? What, you can't? Feng Xiaoxiao chuckled softly.

Shaking his head, He Lanbo put on a bitter gourd face, grabbed Feng Xiaoxiao, and wailed: "My Feng Ershui, don't be so demented, okay!" If the news I get is true, it means that the next level is calligraphy, and your dog crawling words, I guess I will be directly beaten back to the first level! ”

...... "I'll go to your uncle's, calligraphy!" Feng Xiaoxiao trembled, almost scared to pee, now she can't wait to cut off her hand, put on He Lanbo's hand, calligraphy, she is shaking with a brush in her hand, how to write!

With a sad face, He Lanbo pointed to the couplet in front of him and said, "Moreover, according to the relationship between the Imperial Academy in the past, this level is not for you to find a couplet, but for a couplet to find you!" ”

"What do you mean?" Feng Xiaoxiao couldn't help but be stunned, and before he could react, he saw two prayer belts flying out of the sunny tree and falling towards Feng Xiaoxiao and He Lanbo.

"See, you can't change the choice of the topic, and if you answer it, you will win!" Helan Bo was about to collapse, looking at the couplet written on the blessing belt, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching: "I'll go to his uncle's, what kind of couplet is this!" Long, long! ”

"Poof!" This topic is familiar! Feng Xiaoxiao didn't expect to encounter such a topic here, and couldn't help but look at the couplet above, if you want to come out, it's actually very simple.

Flipping through the couplet in his hand, Feng Xiaoxiao was even more depressed. He Lanbo on the side stretched out his head and stared at the couplet in Feng Xiaoxiao's hand, and couldn't help but laugh and said, "Oh my God, your first day, the second cow, and the third will become dog teeth!" ”

"Dog tooth garlic on dog pressed garlic, the topic is much simpler than yours." Feng Xiaoxiao smiled disdainfully: "What's wrong with the dog's teeth, I'll be a dog's tooth, at least I can go to the fourth level, you were beaten back to the first level, the dignified Helan Gongzi, both civil and military Shuangquan Bai Xiaosheng, go back like this, I'm not ashamed, someone's face, but I can't keep it." ”

"Hey, I said your mouth stinks so much! It's like you know the subject! He Lanbo snorted, thought for a moment, but really didn't find any couplets to match, these seven words are all the same, let alone couplets, even if he reads them, he doesn't know how to divide them.

Feng Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows and smiled: "In this way, in the next calligraphy competition, you can help me, in this case, I will help you pass this level!" Mutual benefit, so that your Helan Gongzi's face is also saved, and I have successfully passed the test, why not? ”

"Okay, one step at a time!" He Lanbo gritted his teeth and said.

Feng Xiaoxiao nodded, leaned into He Lanbo's ear, and directly recited the couplet, the essence in his dark eyes suddenly appeared, and he slapped the blessing belt suddenly, and laughed: "So that's the case, walking, I don't believe it, these old things, the questions are weirder than the other, I see what you will do in the next topic!" ”

"Snap", directly pasted the blessing belt in his hand on the iron door, He Lanbo smiled proudly: "Long rise, long rise!" ”

"Answer correctly...... "Nima, such a question can be answered, livestock, metamorphosis, not people!" The people inside were about to collapse, although their voices were so calm, but they had already scolded the animals on the other side in their hearts.

Feng Xiaoxiao casually pasted the blessing belt in his hand, took a deep breath of cold air and said: "Your uncle, just now you just stepped on cow shit and got a dog again, you scold me again, I won't beat your shit out for a while, count you clean!" The above words are purely personal complaints, the dog pressed the garlic on the dog tooth garlic, and the chicken watched the flower under the cockscomb! ”

The corners of ......'s mouth twitched fiercely, and the man lowered his voice and said with anger: "Dogya, your answer is correct...... Let's go in and step on cow. ”

"it!" Without waiting for Feng Xiaoxiao to react, the force that pulled her clothes and rolled her directly in.

At the same time, the man inside the iron gate had a gloomy face, turned his head to look at the mentor behind him, and asked speechlessly: "Who recommended these two boys, this mouth is too stinky, when they come out, I have to teach them a good lesson!" This chef has a bad mouth, and the food he makes is definitely not delicious! ”

"That's a disciple of the Divine Chef." Gu Shen said indifferently.

almost bit his tongue, the man hurriedly closed his mouth, touched his head and laughed: "Ha, who should I be, it turned out to be a disciple of Lord Divine Chef, no wonder he is so arrogant, young and frivolous, courageous and commendable, what a hero is a young man, this character, in the future, he will definitely be another fierce general in the culinary industry after Divine Chef!" ”

Of course, these words are not heard by Feng Xiaoxiao, after entering the fourth level, it is still the iron gate and the sunshine tree, but the blessing belt on the tree is gone, and there are more than a dozen tables under the tree, the paved rice paper is placed on the table, and there are brushes of different sizes hanging on the pen holder. If you look closely, you can see that the prayer belts are pressed against the table.

"It's over, calligraphy." He Lanbo only felt that the whole world had collapsed, and he couldn't wait to die directly on this sunny tree, where is the most terrifying thing in the previous levels, now this level, will they go back directly?

Feng Xiaoxiao was puzzled, and casually walked to a desk, and the entire surrounding space changed again, and the original large square became an empty room, surrounded by walls, and he couldn't even find the door to go out.

It's a fantasy again! Feng Xiaoxiao's heart couldn't help but tremble, and he thought that this level would have to rely on He Lanbo to pass, but he didn't expect that the people from the Imperial Academy would actually play such a trick, if he didn't finish writing this exam question, he would definitely not be able to get out of this illusion.

What a despicable thing!

"Am I really finished?" Grabbing his hair, Feng Xiaoxiao unfolded the blessing belt, looking at what was written on it, but he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

I saw that the prayer belt was written, may I ask, what is it like to turn over the clouds and rain?

I'll fuck your uncle, what kind of hooligan topic is this, the old antiques of the Imperial Academy came up with this topic, and it's really as open as the West. It's still a question and answer question, and she has nothing to do with her hands to go this way.

This book was first published on Kanshu.com