Hua Ming thinks this woman is so strange.

When I was crying, my rabbit was crying, and I was emotional, but you jumped out and interrupted us with a big grin, don't disturb my sad emotions, and now you are still running to ask me what I want to do?

Could it be that this woman has a problem with her IQ?

However, for the sake of her good looks, Hua Ming decided not to worry about these things with her.

"I'm crying my bunny." Although Hua Ming felt that her question was very unreasonable, she still answered truthfully. This is the general mentality of **silk when facing the goddess, because they only feel that they have been hit by the lucky jackpot and do not know how to refuse at all.

The girl stared at Hua Ming vigilantly, then looked at the rabbit that was tightly held in Hua Ming's arms, and asked, "This is your rabbit?" ”

Hua Ming was in a hurry. Feelings: This woman is suspicious of the serious origin of the rabbit girl.

"Of course it's mine. It's called Xiao Liang and it's a female rabbit. It likes to eat green cabbage leaves and shredded carrots, it has to be fed six times a day, it likes to drink salty water with a little salt, it doesn't like tasteless water, it has to comb its hair once every three days, and it has to take a bath once every five days, and it now weighs five pounds and two taels-"

Hearing Hua Ming say it so carefully, the girl believed that this rabbit was Hua Ming's.

She got closer, looked at the rabbit in Hua Ming's arms, and her sharp eyes showed a soft light, and asked, "Why are you crying about it?" ”

"It's cold, I'm going to make hot pot—" Hua Ming said.

The girl was angry, her fingers were clenched, and she shouted fiercely: "What did you say? Are you going to use it to make hot pot? ”

"It's not me, it's me." Hua Ming seemed to be afraid that this black-faced girl would be angry, so she took two steps back, and explained in a panic: "It's they who want to make my rabbit boy into a hot pot." ”

"Who are they?" The girl raised her eyebrows coldly, and asked in a posture that refused to give up.

"Yes—it's Liang Tao, Li Yu, Wang Jinzhong, Fu Qiang, Li Dewang, Huang Ran, they all want to eat my rabbit, they want to make it into hot pot...... Hua Ming betrayed all his companions.

"You said yes?" The woman looked at him with disdain and said.

Hua Ming was annoyed.

He couldn't stand the girl's questioning tone, he couldn't stand the disdain that the girl showed.

Who are you? Why are you talking to me like that? Why should you care about my uncle's affairs?

So, Hua Ming decided to fight back. Starting

"Who said yes? Who promised? He yelled with a red face and a thick neck. Whoever promised is the grandson. The rabbit is my heaven, my earth, my heart, my liver, my life, how could I let those beasts eat it? I'd rather give them a piece of my rabbit's meat than let them eat one of my legs—"

"What?" The girl was quite moved when she heard it just now, and suddenly jumped up again.

"No, no. I said the wrong thing. Hua Ming's momentum shrank instantly. I mean, I'd rather give them a thigh than a piece of meat - I'm determined to fight the violents to the end. Whoever doesn't let my rabbit celebrate the New Year, I will let whoever can't celebrate the New Year. ”

"In that case,

President, let's go on a date together

What are you crying about? The girl said coldly. Question the unreasonableness in Hua Ming's words.

"I-" Hua Ming choked on for a moment, and said, "I just think-I just think that my life is so miserable." Didn't I just have a rabbit, why did they always have trouble with me? ”

He glanced at the black-faced little beauty pitifully, and said, "You don't know how much I have suffered and how many grievances I have suffered for this rabbit." I took it out for a walk, looked at the scenery and basked in the sun, and they thought I was deliberately trying to please the girl. Am I that kind of person? Those girls saw the rabbit cute rabbit, and its father was handsome, and took the initiative to run up to talk to me, can you blame me? ”

"But if I don't take it out, I feel very sorry for the little boy in my heart...... She's my dear, how can I always keep it in my dorm? And the air in the bedroom is so bad, Liang Tao next to me only washes his feet once a month, yesterday went to take a bath, and said to wait until the first day of the Chinese New Year's Eve to wash the second time, Li Yu, who is in the bed next to me, is covered in the bed every day in the bed, and the fart does not disperse for half an hour and still smells of radish, the Tang Zhong in my lower bunk does not like to change clothes, the front wears dirty, wears the back, wears the back, and then wears dirty, and then compares which side is clean and which side is worn - my rabbit has the same cleanliness as me, can it live healthily and grow up happily in such an environment? ”

"Then you-" The girl's anger was noticeably weaker. "You just do your own thing, and you don't care what others say?"

"Does it work? Everyone rejected me, thinking that I was a nymphomaniac, a rabbit idiot, and mentally ill -- it put a lot of pressure on my life. Hua Ming wiped his eyes, rubbed them red, and said. In the past few days, they have come to my bedroom when they have nothing to do, and this little guy who is carrying me and says that he is getting fat again, and the one who says I want a rabbit leg who robs me and who is in a hurry - you don't know how many times I have been woken up by nightmares. I'm afraid that one day I'll come back from outside and find that my little boy is gone—how will I live? ”

"It's too much of a deception." The girl was furious. She ran over, snatched the rabbit from Hua Ming's hand, hugged it in her arms, and said, "Let's go." ”

"Where?" Hua Ming asked blankly.

"Go and settle accounts with them." The girl said.

"Settle accounts—" Hua Ming was startled. Most of what he said was not true, mainly to prove to this girl that he was a good young man who was loving, charming, and dared to fight against the evil forces. If you lead her to the bedroom and be coaxed by them, wouldn't it be revealing? "Isn't that right? We're all classmates. ”

"Classmates? Classmates, they just bullied you like that? Classmates, they are in a hurry to eat your rabbit? Is there such a classmate? What kind of classmate is this? The girl stared at Hua Ming with hatred and said, "No wonder others have bullied you." Look at you sissy - are you going to go? If you don't go, I'll go by myself. Tell me your bedroom number. I'm going to see who dares to come and snatch a rabbit from me. ”

Cissy?

Hua Ming only felt that a stream of blood rushed to the dantian. He wanted to scream and descend the banshee.

All right. It doesn't matter if you scold me. However, Hua Ming knew that if he didn't go, this beautiful woman who met by accident would never look at him again. This bamboo forest will be a place of regret for my life.

"Just go." Hua Ming shouted. "I'm afraid of death, it's not a little good father."

As a result, this man and a woman, one stupid and one even more stupid, were menacing

Reincarnation of the legion post

The killing went to the 307 bedroom.

Today is Saturday and there are no classes at school. Liang Tao, Huang Ran and Wang Jinzhong were fighting the landlord in the bedroom, and Li Yuwo was reading novels and listening to music in bed.

Bang -

The door to the bedroom was pushed open.

No, it's a kick away.

Liang Tao stood up and glared angrily.

Ever since the brothers of 307 made a name for themselves in the school, no one had dared to 'kick the door' on this side.

However, when he saw a black-faced little beauty holding a rabbit standing at the door, his momentum weakened a little, and he asked with a smile, "Are you here to find our second child?" I'm sorry. He's not here. Don't ask me when he's back, I know that question, but I can't answer it. Please understand. ”

In Liang Tao's heart, all the beauties who come to the bedroom must have come to Tang Chong. Otherwise, who do you think they are looking for?

"Dick? Who is the second oldest? The little black-faced beauty turned around and asked.

"The second child is not here." A deep voice replied behind the little black-faced beauty.

Liang Tao felt that the voice was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was for a while.

"What's wrong with your voice?" The little black-faced beauty asked. It was fine just now, why did his voice change as soon as he arrived in the dormitory?

Liang Tao rushed over, pulled Hua Ming out of the door, and said with a smile: "Boss, what the hell are you doing?" It's okay to bring a beautiful woman to the bedroom to kick the door, and play with the voice change? ”

"Let go. Let go. Hua Ming hurriedly slapped Liang Tao's hand away, a picture of me and you being incompatible.

"Who are you?" The black-faced little beauty stared at Liang Tao and asked.

Liang Tao still didn't understand what the situation was, so he glanced at Hua Ming suspiciously, and said, "I'm Liang Tao." ”

The black-faced little beauty covered her nose all of a sudden, and said angrily: "You are Liang Tao who doesn't wash his feet for a month?" ”

"What?" Liang Tao almost fell to the ground. "Who hasn't washed their feet for a month? Who hasn't washed their feet in a month? ”

His eyes were fixed on Hua Ming, knowing that it must be Hua Ming who was playing a ghost in the middle, otherwise, how would this woman know who she was?

"Hua Ming, what are you doing?"

"What am I doing? What am I doing -- don't you know? Hua Ming winked at Liang Tao and gestured.

The black-faced girl stood in front of Hua Ming, preventing Liang Tao from bullying Hua Ming, and said, "Don't be fierce to him - I have to explain this matter to you today." Which is Li Yu? Who is Li Yu? ”

Li Yu, who was lying on the bed reading a book, had already noticed the changes in the bedroom, and was taking off a headset to watch the excitement, when he heard the black-faced girl ask her name, and said strangely: "It's me." ”

"You're the Li Yu who likes to secretly fart in the bed and still smells of radish?"

"I-" Li Yu suffered this 'catastrophe', and suddenly he was ashamed and angry, his face was red, and he couldn't even speak clearly.

The black-faced little beauty was very satisfied with the situation in front of her and said, "Very good. What about Tang Chong, who hasn't changed his clothes for many years? There are also Wang Jinzhong and Fu

The arrogant empress Ranwen

Qiang, Li Dewang, Huang Jun - what about them? All called. I'm going to talk to you about it today. ”

She memorized all the names Hua Ming just said, and she didn't miss a single one.

(PS: Sorry.) Later. Xiao Fan is not well-behaved, Lao Liu wants to be a daddy to coax her to sleep. ）