Netizens' meager comments on Han Shuo are still surging!

"I'm rubbing, how can I have a very bad feeling!"

"Yes, Taishang Laojun, who was originally quite cute, was interpreted by Han Shuo's goods as that kind of person, I can't imagine how much better Tang Seng would be!"

"I took another tranquilizer again and again, haha, listening to you guys being so alarmist, how can I have a strange sense of excitement, I really want to know what kind of character Tang Seng will become when he reaches Han Shuo's mouth!"

"I've taken another pill again, even if I'm at the risk of losing sleep tonight, I want to know what Teacher Han Shuo will say next! It's so exciting! ”

Before Han Shuo made his astonishing remarks, he first threw out a question: "At that time, Journey to the West had no Internet, no mobile phone 3G, no big brother, no People's Daily. Why are so many goblins so sure that eating a piece of Tang Seng's meat can lead to immortality? ”

"I'll go, how will we know?"

"yes, we're not authors!"

"Maybe they exchange messages through the flying pigeons?"

"The upstairs is so unimaginative, so many powers, how can they use such a simple way, there must be some secret techniques, such as thousands of miles of sound transmission and the like."

"That's not going to happen, the world is so big, there will always be places that can't be transmitted, in that case, why do so many goblins know that Tang monk meat can make them immortal?"

"Well, I think Teacher Han Shuo knows!"

Netizens studied for a long time, but they couldn't come up with a reason, so they had to leave the right to answer the question to Han Shuo.

Han Shuo smiled and sent out the wording that had been prepared a long time ago: "This we have to study the lifespan of the immortals first. Generally, the immortals we understand should not hang up, in fact, in Journey to the West, immortals also have a lifespan.

There's a lot of it in this novel. For example, the second time: Patriarch Bodhi taught Sun Wukong the method of cultivating immortals, but Patriarch Bodhi told him that after cultivating immortals, although he lives in Yan Yishou, there will be a catastrophe every five hundred years, and he must try to escape, but he can't escape it.

There are two known ways to live forever. One is to eat ginseng fruit, ginseng fruit, it blooms once every 3,000 years, bears fruit every 3,000 years, and matures after another 3,000 years. The short head is 10,000 years, and only thirty are born. Smell it. and lived three hundred and sixty years; If you eat one, you will live for 47,000 years, but the problem is that this thing is too scarce, and ordinary people can't do Zhenyuan Daxian at all, is the ginseng fruit eaten if you want? ”

Netizens were anxious as soon as they saw this.

"And what is the first one?"

"Huh? I remember, it can't be a peach! ”

"Definitely. Do you still need to think about it? Peach has the effect of increasing lifespan, otherwise it would not be a fairy. ”

"Yes, it's written in the book. Moreover, the increased life span of peaches in different years is also different. ”

In front of the computer, Han Shuo looked at everyone's discussions, smiled and nodded, it seems that netizens are still very smart, but although netizens have said the second answer, he has to send it again, of course. He is deeper, and it is full of untold secrets.

"The second way. Eat peaches. Episode 5:

The old man who guarded the door of Pan Tao Yuan told Sun Wukong that there were 3,600 trees here. The front 1,200 plants, the flowers and fruits are small, they are ripe for three thousand years, and people eat them to become immortals, and the body is light.

There are 1,200 plants in the middle, and the flowers are sweet. After 6,000 years of ripening, people eat Xiaju and soar, and live forever.

There are 1,200 plants in the back, with purple stripes and nuclei, and they are ripe for 9,000 years. People eat the same life as heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon are the same.

The number of peaches is still very large, enough for all the gods to increase their lifespan. We know that one day in the sky and one year underground, so one year in the sky and 365 years in the ground, why does Pan Tao do it once a year? Because if it is once every two years, the underground is 730 days, which exceeds the period of 500 years, and those underground immortals who can't get the peach are all hanging? And which gods are underground? The answer is: Buddhist gods and scattered immortals!

Although Taoism and Buddhism are competing for each other's jobs, they have not torn their faces on the surface. The Jade Emperor can't show that the carriages and horses will not give them peaches to eat. Although he would love to!

In this way, there is one thing that suddenly becomes very interesting, that is, Sun Wukong made trouble in the heavenly palace and secretly ate peaches!!

The Jade Emperor actually asked a monkey to take care of the Pan Taoyuan, isn't this brain-dead? Don't you know that monkeys like to eat peaches? But can the Jade Emperor be brain-dead? ”

The meager post is gone here, obviously Han Shuo did it on purpose, and the netizens were looking at it, and suddenly there was no follow-up, and one by one they were even more anxious and screaming.

"it!"

"Teacher Han Shuo, you're going to drive us crazy!"

"Han Shuo, you are all comparative, quickly send out the content behind it! Otherwise, I won't let you go! ”

"Yes, when I first saw this, I was also curious, monkeys love to eat peaches, this Nima is common sense at all, okay? Would the Jade Emperor not know this, and stupidly let Sun Monkey go to take charge of the Pan Tao Garden? ”

"What exactly is the reason? It's a real rush! ”

In order to prevent the tragedy from happening, Han Shuo hurriedly sent out the following explanations at the same time:

"As we mentioned above, there are so many peach trees, how many peaches do you need. Can a monkey eat it alone? But the Jade Emperor said that Sun Wukong ate all the peaches alone, what can you do? Dry stare!

We might as well make an assumption, the Jade Emperor deliberately let the monkeys look at the peach orchard, and the monkeys ate hundreds, and most of the peaches were hidden by the Jade Emperor, why use them? Hehe, don't let your Buddhist people eat, anyway, our Taoism is in the sky, we can stay up for many more years, and when your people die, we will take out the peach to eat (I guess the Jade Emperor's mana makes a refrigerator or something to ensure that the peach is not broken, or more than enough, right?). )。 Don't you believe it? Okay, let's go to Xitian to invite you, you suppressed the monkey yourself, look, either we won't give you food, or this dead monkey will be handed over to you, and you have a problem with killing this "culprit".

Silly, right? This time, the Jade Emperor won't give you peaches, what if you come. ”

After netizens saw Han Shuo's explanation, they directly sprayed rice!

"it!"

"The dog is blind!"

"The purpose of the Jade Emperor letting a monkey take charge of the peach orchard is to not give the Buddha a peach? This reason is so wonderful, and only Han Shuo would come up with this kind of opinion! ”

"Drunk, drunk, I said that the three views that I had built up with great difficulty have fallen again!"

"Teacher Han Shuo, can we not be so willful? Your point of view is too much for me to express my speechlessness! (To be continued......)