13, laughing and peeing
The ideal is beautiful, but ...... The reality is too skinny!
Not long after they set off, they ran into trouble.
Yoyo, who had been rushing to the front, suddenly stopped, and she trembled and half-knelt on the ground, her forehead was full of sweat!
She clutched her stomach and curled up, her body trembling......
"Yoyo, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong with you?" Everyone was so frightened that they threw out of the car and rushed to her side almost at the same time.
"Yoyo, what's wrong with you?" Li Xu was so frightened that his face turned white. He reached out and hugged her, feeling that she was shaking so badly that her body was terrifyingly hot!
"Yoyo, don't scare me?" Li Xu hurriedly raised her face, if it was a lack of oxygen, her face would turn purple, but there was no ...... Her lips were a little white, but her face was red......
Ye Wei pulled Lao Hei away and squeezed next to Li Xu, "Yoyo? Do you have chest tightness? Is there a lack of oxygen? Suck this on! Ye Wei took out a small can of oxygen cylinder from his bag and put the gas mask on her face.
Li Xu frowned, it stands to reason...... They had just entered the plateau and had only been walking for two days, and the altitude of their location was not very high. Moreover, it is to ride up slowly, little by little, not to suddenly increase the altitude of several thousand meters like in an airplane.
In this way, they will slowly adapt to the body when they ride up a little bit, and before they come, they all eat rhodiola. You should not feel uncomfortable due to lack of oxygen.
"Yo-yo, you suck it up." Ye Wei was so anxious that his hands trembled.
Li Xu firmly took away the oxygen cylinder in Ye Wei's hand, "Youyou is not hypoxic, don't stop her from talking!" You let her talk! ”
Ye Wei immediately became angry, "She's not lacking oxygen, so what's wrong with her?" ”
Li Xu glared at him, but he really couldn't tell what was wrong with Youyou.
"Don't be noisy...... I'll be fine in a while! Qu Youyou waved at them with difficulty.
She knew what was going on......
She's not hypoxic at all!
She was...... I haven't been to the toilet for too long, so I'm suffocating!
Because it's camping, there are no toilets. She got up in the morning and wanted to go to the toilet, but ...... The team members in the tent next to her had also woken up, so she was embarrassed to go, and ...... My bladder hurts, and my stomach cramps.
She was thin-skinned and embarrassed to say that she wanted to find a place to solve it, but she was really embarrassed......
She thought that if she endured it, there should be a public toilet, but who would have thought that this way would ...... A flat one, not to mention the toilet, there is not even a single extra brick! At this moment, she can't straighten her waist!
This pain...... It's like having a meat grinder grinding your stomach.
Everyone is stupid!
Qu Youyou bit her lip and smiled at everyone with an ugly face.
She covered her face, looked at Li Xu through her fingers and said, "Can I ...... Talking to you alone? ”
When the others saw her like this, they immediately understood......
"Auntie?" Lao Hei raised his hand firmly and pointed at Qu Youyou!
"Hmm" The others wanted to laugh, but they were embarrassed to laugh, so they all covered their mouths and endured it.
"Did you bring that?" Ye Wei asked anxiously.
"Not really! Don't guess! Qu Youyou gritted his teeth angrily.
"Go away, go away! You all go away! Li Xu coaxed them all away.
Lao Hei and the thin man grabbed Ye Wei and ran away more than twenty meters away.
Qu Youyou looked at Li Xu with an ugly face, she still covered her face, and her voice was like a mosquito...... "Brother Xu...... Don't laugh when I'm done......"
"You say!" Li Xu was so anxious that he was about to hang himself, how could he laugh?!
She endured it for a while, covered her face and said, "People...... There are three urgent ......"
"Huh? What the? Li Xu was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing! No wonder she kept riding so fast, it turned out to be too fast.
"Haha" Li Xu's laughter suddenly drifted ten miles away. "Don't laugh so loud!" Qu Youyou can't wait to bite him to death!
Ahead, Ye Wei and the others turned around, and when they saw Li Xu smiling like a fool, a fire jumped up in their hearts!
"Alas, I'm so angry!"
"Yoyo hurts like that, he still has the heart to laugh!"
"I'll rub!"
"What's the hurry?! Are you stupid?! Sun Xiaopang complained while eating the pot, "You guys are so stupid!" Xiao Xule is happy, which means that there is no big problem! Look at you all like that! If he cries...... That's the big problem! I said you don't have brains! ”
As soon as Xiaopang's words were finished, a few of them saw Li Xu suddenly bend down and carry Qu Youyou on his back.
"What is he going to do?"
Before they could react, they saw Li Xu getting off the road with Qu Youyou on his back......
In the moment of "pedaling", the two disappeared into a forest.
The remaining four looked at each other......
"What's going on?" Old Black scratched his head.
Ye Wei suddenly screamed like a pig: "Nima, Li Xu took Yoyo to drill the grove!" I'll rub it," he said, throwing off his two long legs and rushing forward!
"Ni Mei, what are you going to do?!" The thin man grabbed Ye Wei's neck, pinched it vigorously, and shook it vigorously, "Ye Wei, you big pus!" Why do you have in your head? They might be drilling into the grove in front of us?! Didn't you see Yoyo holding his stomach? ”
Sun Xiaopang ate the pot calmly, smiled, shook his head and said: "Stomach pain is not a disease, the poop in the stomach is not cleaned"
"Poofha......"
The four of them instantly laughed and fell down.
"Yoyo, girl...... What are you polite to us, it's really ......" Ye Wei kept shaking his head, saying so, but he was really distressed to death in his heart.
The thin man kicked him, "The little girl is thin-skinned, you think they are all like you!" Like a dog, find a big tree and you'll be solved! ”
"Get out" Ye Wei kicked him back, "Lao Tzu is enclosing the ground, you know a fart!" Lao Tzu is going to go wherever he goes, and the places where Lao Tzu has urinated are Lao Tzu's territory! ”
"Hahaha......" The old black and the thin man laughed and sat on the ground.
Ye Wei suddenly tugged at the clothes on his chest and said, "It's so worrying, really...... Youyou actually whispered to Li Xu...... Why didn't she let me stay? I have so much pain here! He pointed to his heart, his expression really painful.
Lao Hei gave him a punch, "What's the use of telling you?" That's a work injury! If you get sick, you have to be reimbursed by Xiao Xu when you are hospitalized! ”
"......" Ye Wei looked at him for a long time, and suddenly laughed miserably, "It makes sense, you are my brother!" ”
The four of them sat and waited with mixed feelings......
Half an hour passed...... The two haven't come out yet.
Sun Xiaopang said: "How long have you been holding this pee?" Haven't peed for half an hour and haven't finished peeing? ”
The three of them were epilepsy.
Lao Hei said: "Yoyo has made a great contribution to this forest!" That's enough organic fertilizer......"
Ye Wei covered his sore stomach with a smile, and finally recovered, and anxiously looked into the woods, "It takes so long to go to the toilet?" How far have these two come along? ”
The thin man choked him again, "People are shy!" I'm afraid you'll see it! Why do you talk so much nonsense? ”
The four men waited anxiously.
It took another ten minutes before the two men came out of the woods.
When Li Xu pulled Qu Youyou back to the road, Qu Youyou couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into! It's so disturbing, ahhh
It's embarrassing!
The image of my sister...... It's all ruined...... Woowoo......
She originally thought that those people would laugh at her mercilessly if their mouths were so bad, but she didn't expect that those four people didn't say anything, and pretended not to know anything, and asked with concern: "Yoyo, what happened to you just now?" Is there a lack of oxygen? Xiao Xu, you are really, people lack oxygen, what are you pulling people into the grove for? ”
Qu Youyou's face was flushed, and he kept hiding behind Li Xu.
A few people held back a smile and went back to ride forward.
Li Xu was afraid that Youyou would not drink water, so he always urged her to drink water. And then...... When Yoyo wants to go to the toilet again, he is not as shy as the first time.
The so-called, once born, two times ripe...... People are forced out! The face is all practiced!
Qu Youyou instantly comprehended, it turned out that these are the supreme, reason, fame, and words!
Yoyo solves the major events in life, and the next trip is much more fun.
They traveled all the way, playing and playing.
The scenery here is so beautiful, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the sky is blue and the ground is clean! Standing on the road and looking down, the surrounding fog is shrouded in fog, as if you see a sea of clouds.
What's even happier is that out of this area, everyone's mobile phones can receive the signal of the Internet, and they all download BeautyCam.
The tragedy is that this photo function will automatically apply makeup, and it is quite beautiful to shoot girls, and it is simply a shemale to shoot boys!
Li Xu took a picture of Ye Wei, and Ye Wei immediately turned into a red face and pink lips...... There is also pink eyeshadow on the eyes...... His face was as white as flour, and his mouth was as red as a tomato.
Ye Wei himself is very handsome, and when he dresses up like this, he really looks like a girl......
"Hahaha......" everyone laughed like crazy.
"I don't know you!"
"I don't know you either"
Everyone dislikes Ye Wei very much, and the funny thing is that everyone dislikes him while taking pictures of him, and they have to spoof him desperately on his photos after taking them.
After that, no one helped Qu Youyou take pictures, and they all chased Ye Wei to take pictures of him.
Ye Wei was upset, how could this work? Like a woman? Isn't that going to be flattened by Yoyo? You have to get Li Xu!
He secretly took a picture of Li Xu, and then made a pig's nose and put it on Li Xu's face...... Another cat ear was installed on his head.
"Hahaha...... This is fun! Then, I saw that there were a lot of animals in everyone's mobile phones, standing by the stream, or standing next to the bicycle, or standing on the side of the road, or standing under the blue sky......
Or look up at the cloudy sky at a 45-degree angle, or look down on your toes with a sad look on your toes, but, unsurprisingly, every face is spoofed out of place.
This morning, they went crazy!
Take pictures everywhere, take harm one by one, and have a special fun.
During the lunch break, Li Xu and Lao Hei took tools and conducted a thorough inspection of the six people's bicycles. Originally, this work was to be done after the end of each day, but it was too late last night, so it was moved to noon today.
Ye Wei, Slender and Sun Xiaopang are making a fire, and the noodles are below.
Yoyo took a paintbrush, blended a few of them into the beautiful scenery, and painted them with heart.
At this time, Li Xu suddenly walked up to her and squatted down. Qu Youyou hurriedly stopped his pen and hugged the painting to his chest.
"What for?" She turned her head and looked at him warily.
Li Xu raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile, "What did you draw?" Sneaky, show me! ”
"Don't give ......" Yoyo smiled very darkly......
Li Xu smiled evilly, snatched the sketchpad from Youyou's hand, and when he looked at it, he burst out laughing all of a sudden......