Chapter 362: Teasing the Underworld (Asking for Flowers)
"Get out! I can't really take you kid, do you know what people think of foxes? If you don't understand, ask others, don't make analogies! Zhang Zheng asked.
"Doesn't a fox mean that it is clever and clever?" Yu Lei replied.
"No, people often use foxes as a metaphor for those cunning and treacherous villains. Such as the fox fake tiger might, the fox tail, the jackal fox's heart, the rabbit dead fox sorrow, the fox charming ape climbing, the wolf Gu fox suspicion, the fox lurking mouse and so on, there is almost no positive word. Zhang Zheng explained.
"Oh, in the final analysis, the president is still at a high level, or the brothers admire the president like the ...... of the Yangtze River."
"I said Leizi, if you don't make a sycophant, you'll die, stop me, and stay strong for a while to fight."
Zhou Ba looked at the two of them, talking about words and poetry there, treating dozens of their own people as nothing, they were quite peaceful just now, but now they are slowly getting older, grandma's, isn't it just a president who does business, it's a big deal that he is a gangster boss like Mr. Xu, what's the bull*? I feel invincible in the world when I know how to use a secret weapon, I can't, in terms of strength, in Jibei, although the Huanshan Gang is temporarily inferior to the Yihua Gang, but it is also temporary, after this battle, it has hit Yihua's main force Li Baoguo, and now it is difficult to say who is the first.
When Zhou Ba heard Yu Lei insulting himself, he was already angry, so he said sharply: "Where did you come from, you don't know how thick the sky is, you don't inquire, what kind of character am I, Zhou Ba, although it can't reach the point of stomping his feet and letting Jibei City sway, but it's still okay to sway, and whoever sees Lao Tzu in the road doesn't bow his head and call me Zhou Baye." ”
"No, I heard that your surname should be Wang and not Zhou." Zhang Zheng corrected seriously.
"Nonsense, Lao Tzu Xing doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, he will be surnamed Zhou when he is in the belly of the old lady!" Zhou Ba said confidently.
"You don't know that your mother is a second marriage?" Zhang Zheng reprimanded.
"What's wrong with my mother's second marriage? Does it have anything to do with my last name? Zhou Ba asked puzzledly, and said in his heart, how does this kid know about my mother?
"Do you know what your mother's ex-husband's last name is?" Zhang Zheng continued to ask.
"The surname is Wang, what's wrong?" Zhou Ba said it smoothly without thinking.
"Isn't this over, you should be surnamed Wang and not Zhou!" Zhang Zheng said immediately.
"What the do you mean? How is Lao Tzu's surname Zhou? What about the surname Wang? Can you handle it? Zhou Ba knew that this kid must be entertaining himself, and said angrily.
"If your surname is Wang, what do the people in the road call you when they see you?" Yu Lei also saw the doorway, and without waiting for Zhang Zheng to answer, he asked with a smile.
"Are you stupid? Of course, call me Eighth Master, I've never seen you so mentally retarded! Zhou Ba scolded.
"Haha!"
"Hahaha!
As soon as Zhou Ba's words fell, there was a loud laugh at the scene, and even many of Zhou Ba's subordinates couldn't help laughing.
Lin Xueting, Xie Shiran, Liang Benchu, Wu Zhijian, Guo Dong and others had already stepped out of the car to see the excitement, and when they heard this superb dialogue, they couldn't stand up with laughter.
"I*, what the fuck is 'Wang Baye', who is mentally retarded? Isn't this a fly on a bald head, obviously! Wu Zhijian said with a smile.
"Uncle, why are flies hanging on bald heads?" Little Nana asked curiously.
"I said, little niece, the question you asked is too profound, and my uncle really thinks about it. Oh, uncle knows, didn't that Uncle Yu just let that Wang Baye pee and take a picture, people also want to look in the mirror, stinky and beautiful, when they saw a mirror, they flew up, but they didn't expect it to be a bald man's head. "Wu Zhijian is also a guy who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and he used Xiao Nana's problem to talk nonsense.
"I said brother, that's 'lice on a bald man's head'." Lin Xueting said with a smile.
"Aren't flies more popular, the generation of little nieces shouldn't have an impression of lice, sister-in-law, this is called reform and innovation, advancing with the times." Wu Zhijian said with a smile.
After listening to everyone's cynicism, Zhou Ba realized that he had been fooled, and when he knew that he was being played as a monkey, he was almost not angry to death, grandma's, the tiger is not powerful, you are a sick cat when you are a laozi.
"You're fucking teasing Lao Tzu, aren't you, let's taste the consequences of teasing Lao Tzu!" Zhou Ba said fiercely.
"Okay, Lao Tzu is waiting for the consequences you give, you fuck, your grandmother's, your sisters, come on, Lao Tzu will follow!" Zhang Zheng almost pulled all the women in the Zhou Ba family at once.
After listening to Zhang Daguanren's classic scolding quotations with Zhang's characteristics, everyone laughed again.
Some people listened to it funny, some people listened to the scolding mother, Zhou Ba's subordinates were indignant, the rules on the road, the grievances of the rivers and lakes did not harm the family, Zhang Zheng not only caused the mothers and sisters to suffer, but even the ancient grandmothers of the people were brought on, which made Zhou Ba angry.
"I'm a bastard who is not as good as a pig and a dog, I'm so angry, if I don't kill you, I won't be surnamed Zhou!"