660. 310 Count the coins
Wu Qixin retreated, Wu Xiaojun insisted on counting, as the head of the financial section, if he gave up the money for fear of trouble, he would not be able to pay back, and he would leave the handle in the hands of Wu Xiaojun and pass it to the hospital, a group of good people with long tongues could drown themselves with foaming stars.
At this moment, Shi Wanxiang is in a dilemma.
He was silent for a long time, before he gritted his teeth, his heart was crossed, and he said seriously, "We came all the way to ask for accounts, how can the money in hand let it fly in vain, call Lao Chen out, and count the coins." ”
Wu Qixin saw that Shi Wanxiang also insisted on this coin, and a painful expression immediately appeared on his face, "Section Chief Shi, what's the point, if you don't pay attention, you will count wrongly, Chen Huxiao is already playing tricks on us, don't finish the order, don't admit the account and start over, it will not be possible to go back and forth for three days and three nights, the money will not be obtained, and he will leave in disgrace!" ”
Shi Wanxiang was very embarrassed and said, "With so many coins, it is inevitable that mistakes will be made when you point it, and this reminder from you is really like this!" He looked at Wu Xiaojun hesitantly and asked, "Xiaojun, do you have any good ideas?" ”
"Section Chief Shi, Director Wu, I think so, do you think it's okay?"
"Tell me about it!" Wu Qixin and Shi Wanxiang said in unison.
"We don't need to count one by one, isn't there a glass enema syringe in the car, put the same kind of coin into the tube, one only counts one tube, and then only counts the cylinder, which not only reduces the workload, improves efficiency, and will not make mistakes!"
Shi Wanxiang slapped his ass excitedly, and even said, "It's better to serve the army's head, this method is good, this method is good!" ”
With Shi Wanxiang's approval, Wu Xiaojun continued, "Also, the three of us will score and work, the section chief Shi is responsible for recording the number and value of each coin, Director Wu will classify the coins, and I will measure it with an enema syringe, what do you two think?" ”
Shi Wanxiang nodded and said, "Yes!" ”
Wu Qixin said sullenly, "How can I divide so many coins, I must not be exhausted to death!" ”
Wu Xiaojun said in his heart, you are the oldest, you are slow to react, you can only do these rough jobs, and you don't even want to do this, isn't it a waste, and said with a reluctant smile, "Director Wu, there is no way, you can only do this, but you don't have to be anxious, just like a farmer picking up pebbles from the wheat, whoever picks up less, the rest just put together." ”
Wu Qixin said helplessly, "Okay! ”
Wu Xiaojun called Chen Huxiao out of the house and said seriously, "Master Chen, since you have brought the money, whether it is a coin or a banknote, it is the legal tender of the country, and if we refuse, it will be illegal." So, the three of us have summed it up, and from now on we will count it, in order to ensure that there is a lot of money that should belong to us, and we will not overcharge your money, please be a supervisor on the side! ”
You are afraid that the people in the village will not know, and shout loudly about Lao Tzu, and want to take the money away from here, it is not so easy, stupid guy who does not know the fun, as long as you are not afraid of being uncomfortable, and feel that it is worth the effort to count, then you can count it, anyway, there are not ten or eight hours to count, Lao Tzu has time to play with you, just to play with you.
Chen Huxiao smiled strangely and sinisterly, and said in a very contemptuous tone, "The problem of money is not a trivial matter, the croppers pay attention to the truth, I am ashamed to be less than you, and I can't bear it, if I give you a little more, my loss will be great, and I am unwilling." You count, I supervise, it's fair! ”
After speaking, he shook his head with his hands behind his back and hummed a small song to the house, moved a bamboo reclining chair and put it on the side of the three of them, and then lay up, fanning and drinking water very leisurely.
Wu Xiaojun poured the coins in a phosphate fertilizer bag onto the small square table, and explained to Wu Qixin in a low voice how to classify them while demonstrating.
Shi Wanxiang took the calculator, the record book, the pen, eight bottles of mineral water, four glass syringe enemas and five hard small medicine boxes into the courtyard from the ambulance and placed them under the small square table.
The preliminary preparations were done, and it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.
Wu Xiaojun first filled a syringe with coins of different denominations, then poured them out, counted them one by one, and Shi Wanxiang registered them one by one.
Next, the coin count was in full swing.
Wu Qixin put different currency values into a pile, Wu Xiaojun grabbed the amount with a syringe, at first he was not adaptable, he was a little slower, and when he did it well, the speed went up, and soon the three of them were very busy, less than twenty minutes, one by one, sweating, and the clothes on their backs were all soaked.
Chen Huxiao watched the three of them lower their heads, counting coins intently, hot sweat running down their cheeks, and felt a little comfortable in his heart.
Seeing that the sun was about to set, dark clouds gradually rose in the sky, and soon, it rained heavily, and the three of them moved the inventory scene to the house.
Although Chen Huxiao's home uses electricity, this guy is bent on making it bad, and he is stunned to say that the line is broken, and he has not had time to find someone to repair it, so he does not let the lights be turned on, and can only use candles for lighting.
His wife didn't understand this, and asked him why he did it in front of the three of them, but he dragged him to the kitchen and didn't let him out.
Wu Xiaojun said in his heart, the three of them have been non-stop all afternoon, even the hard-hearted people should be melted, how can this Chen Huxiao be so stubborn, in order to rectify us, even his wife will follow to make amends, it is simply a brain in water, it is really fucking bad.
Although they were very dissatisfied with Chen Huxiao, but it mattered, Wu Xiaojun and the three of them did not pay attention to the quarrel between the two of them, and continued to bury their heads in the work in their hands, and when the last one landed, it was already half past eleven at night.
After Chen Huxiao's confirmation, Shi Wanxiang put the coin in the ambulance, and Wu Xiaojun whispered to Shi Wanxiang, "You and Director Wu will drive the car to the entrance of the village first, wait for me there, and I'll be there in a while!" ”
Shi Wanxiang asked puzzledly, "It's late, why are you waiting if you don't get in the car directly?" ”
Wu Xiaojun smiled slyly, "You'll know in a moment!" ”
After Wan Xiang and Wu Qixin came out of Chen Huxiao's house and left, Wu Xiaojun chuckled and said to Chen Huxiao, "Master Chen, thank you for your cooperation, I almost forgot, you are our patient, the wound has not completely healed yet, we will bring you some medicine when we come, just busy with work, still in the car, please go to the car to get it!" ”
Chen Huxiao followed him out of the hospital, and saw that the ambulance was already flashing emergency lights at the entrance of the village a hundred meters away, and he didn't think much about it, and came directly to the front.
Wu Xiaojun's face suddenly changed, he stepped forward and pushed Chen Huxiao against the ambulance, gritted his teeth and shouted softly, "Don't make a sound, dare to squeak, look at it, there is a cliff ditch of several hundred meters below, believe it or not, I will throw you down and kill you!" ”
Due to the suddenness of his arrival, Chen Huxiao didn't have time to take precautions at all, he didn't even have a chance to run, he was so frightened that his whole body trembled, and he said in horror, "Don't don't, I won't say it, you say, what do you want to do?" ”
Wu Xiaojun said in a negative way, "What do you want to do?" Your mother's lack of virtue is not a thing, my master wants to make you remember more today, and don't do some dirty things that lack virtue and smoke, harm others and yourself! ”
didn't give him any chance to fight back at all, so he kicked Chen Huxiao's feet fiercely, grabbed a hand and threw him to the ground, crackled and slapped him a few times on his cheeks, and then beat and kicked him with a bang, and finally, grabbed a handful of dirt on the ground and pasted it on his head, face, and stuffed it into his mouth.
The whole Chen Huxiao rolled back and forth on the ground, squeaking and screaming.
Wu Xiaojun said goodbye to Chen Huxiao for a day, and when he saw that it was almost, he said in a cold voice, "Huxiao, you are right, remember it for the master, although the master is a doctor, he is not the master who swallows his anger and allows others to bully, but also the person who must be repaid, he hates you the most for trying to rectify other people's villains and social garbage, and you always have to pay it back when you come out to mix, and this is the end of doing too many bad things!" I hope you can do it for yourself. ”
After speaking, he pulled the door and went straight to the car, and said in a muffled voice, "Section Chief Shi, drive away!" ”
Chen Huxiao is a well-known calculating and big slamming in the village, he calculated that the three of them would not order so many coins when they saw them, so they gave up directly and did not leave, but the three of them actually starved in the summer, and it took more than nine hours, and they counted it completely, although the money was taken away by them, although it was extremely uncomfortable, but watching the three of them being miserable by themselves, exhausted wolves, they still found some balance.
Wu Xiaojun suddenly came to such a hand, and fought unsuspectingly, and the attack was so heavy, although Chen Huxiao was not injured, but there was no easy place, and secretly scolded, this kid is really cunning and too ruthless, and he was calculated by a little hairy child.
Before he could get up from the ground, the three of Wu Xiaojun had already disappeared into the vast night in the car.
The first time they saw Wu Xiaojun beating someone, Shi Wanxiang and Wu Qixin immediately understood what he meant, this kid's movements were as fast as lightning, and he shot mercilessly, and in less than two minutes before and after, he packed Chen Huxiao's fart and urine, it was too barbaric and terrifying, and they couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and they were stunned in fear.
Especially the last words spoken by Wu Xiaojun and Chen Huxiao, every word sounded dry and harsh, and Wu Qixin's eyes immediately appeared in front of Wu Xiaojun and Guo Lianwen at the morning meeting some time ago and quarreled with Guo Lianwen reluctantly, and the exhaustion of the whole body was instantly replaced by shuddering and panic.
Wu Xiaojun came out in the morning, and now it has been nearly 20 hours, and he has been bowing his head with a high degree of concentration and repeating thousands of coin-counting actions, and the two packs of instant noodles are not even enough to stuff his teeth, and he has long been exhausted, he can be said to be hungry and hungry, he beat Chen Huxiao, and took the opportunity to beat and warn Wu Qixin, out of the evil qi in his chest, he was extremely sleepy, and when he got into the car, he fell on the cross seat in front of him.
Shi Wanxiang fought hard and bumped on the wet muddy mountain road for nearly two hours before driving the car to the town, but he couldn't support it, so he found a small hotel to stay in and went back after dawn.
Wu Xiaojun's whole body was paralyzed, like a pile of mud that couldn't be supported on the wall, snoring like thunder, and he couldn't wake up, which made Shi Wanxiang and Wu Qixin particularly embarrassed, and it took a lot of effort to carry him from the car into the room and put him on the bed.
Because the time is too late, in addition to the chirping of insects in the town, it is very quiet, there is nothing to eat, tired for a whole day, regardless of good or bad, to have a place to rest, is the luckiest thing, Shi Wanxiang and Wu Qixin drank a few glasses of cold boiled water, tired, and fell asleep.