Chapter 45: Xiaobao's Story

Li Hualong was beaten twice by Yang Meng, so he pretended to say: "Mengmeng, it hurts, Mengmeng, you don't feel distressed at all!" ”

"You have rough skin and thick flesh, will it hurt?" Yang Meng pressed the flesh on Li Hualong's waist and twisted it hard.

"Shhh Li Hualong took a breath of cold air, he really felt pain, but this time, he didn't cry out for pain, and said with a wry smile, "Mengmeng, to be honest with you, sometimes, I also think about marrying three wives and four concubines, but thinking that you, a big beauty, marrying me is already a blessing that I have cultivated in my previous life, so when I think about it, I feel that I am too much, and I secretly remind myself to be content." Oh, contentment! ”

"You have a conscience." Yang Meng pursed his lips and smiled, "Ah Long, I figured it out, you can't marry me alone in your life......"

"Mengmeng, don't say that, I ......"

"Don't interrupt me." Yang Meng interrupted.

"Okay, okay, you say."

"I've known Lin Dai and Letty for a long time, and I get along with them very well, just like sisters, if you marry them, I also want to have a companion."

"Did Lin Dai and Letty pour you ecstasy soup?" Li Hualong asked with a wry smile.

"Nope."

"Is that because you're not pregnant?"

"Ugh!" Yang Meng responded.

"It doesn't have to be your reason, it could be mine."

"You're so fierce, there's no way there's a problem."

"Haha!" Li Hualong laughed, "Your statement is not scientific. ”

"Never mind if what I'm saying is scientific...... What do you think? ”

"Mengmeng, have you figured it out?" Li Hualong asked with a smile, "If I really take a concubine, then my love for you will have to be shared with other women." ”

"Figured it out." Yang Meng squeezed out some smiles on his face.

"Shuang'er, you're like Shuang'er."

Yang Meng was stunned when he heard this, and asked puzzledly: "Who is Shuang'er, the character in your novel?" ”

"yes."

"What novel?"

"I haven't started writing it yet, but I've already figured out the outline of the story, the names of the characters in the novel."

"What is the story of this novel?" Yang Meng asked curiously, "Tell me about it." ”

"Obey my wife." Li Hualong cleared his throat and began to talk about the story of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", "I want to write martial arts novels with non-traditional heroes as the protagonists, the story is like this, the male protagonist is named Wei Xiaobao, he was born in the market, the son of Yangzhou **, I don't know who his father is, he is idle all day long, but he is very envious of the heroes in the play." In order to be a hero, the young Wei Xiaobao rescued a troubled hero Mao 18 with the courage of the moment. Mao 18 was grateful for Xiaobao's help, and because of his entanglement, he took him to the capital, where he was privately imprisoned by the old eunuch Hai Dafu in the palace and pretended to be a little eunuch...... The novel is set in the early years of the Qing Dynasty...... Wei Xiaobao used tricks to blind the old eunuch Hai Dafu, and killed the little eunuch named Xiao Guizi, and since then he has pretended to be Xiao Guizi as a fake eunuch in the palace. One day, when Wei Xiaobao returned from gambling, he met a young man in Chinese clothes who claimed to be Xiao Xuanzi who was practicing martial arts, so he fought with him, and this young man was Emperor Xuanye of Kangxi. Later, he became a good friend with the young emperor Kangxi. In order to get rid of Aobai, Kangxi cleverly devised a plan to let Wei Xiaobao lead a group of little eunuchs to capture and kill Ao Bai in the name of wrestling......"

"Wei Xiaozhu is wise and traitorous and worships each other, although the Qing Emperor is happy, the anti-Qing gang organization Heaven and Earth Association also has a green eye on him, and the thirteen-year-old Wei Xiaobao has become the closed disciple of Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, and the incense master of the Heaven and Earth Society, which has a very high status. Wei Xiaobao was ordered by Chen Jinnan to go back to the palace to go undercover, once he broke through the secret of the empress dowager who colluded with the evil gang Shenlong Sect, and got the news from her that Kangxi's father Shunzhi was a monk in Wutai Mountain, in order to prevent the empress dowager from being unfavorable to Xiao Xuanzi, he told Kangxi about this matter and the fact that he was a fake eunuch. Kangxi heard that his father was still in the world, he was surprised and delighted, and immediately sent Wei Xiaobao to Wutai Mountain to visit, Wei Xiaobao did not disgrace his mission and went through hardships and dangers to find the old emperor Shunzhi in Wutai Mountain Qingliang Temple, but he himself was robbed by the Shenlong Sect on the way back to Liaodong Snake Island. When Wei Xiaobao of Snake Island took advantage of the infighting in the Divine Dragon Sect, he used his stunt to deceive the trust of the sect leader Hong Antong, and became a white dragon envoy with a very high position in the sect......"

"Wei Xiaobao returned to the capital, reported to Kangxi about Shunzhi's monkhood, I hope the emperor will reward him, who knows that Kangxi actually ordered him to go to Shaolin Temple to become a monk after praising him, and the teenage Wei Xiaobao became a 'dark Zen' of the same generation as the abbot of Shaolin Temple who was over eighty years old.

Wei Xiaobao, a 'high monk' in the temple is very bored, so he wants to make trouble, he indulges in alcohol and prostitution, repeatedly violates the precepts, and puts a thousand-year-old temple. Buddhism quietly made a miasma of smoke and chaos......"

"Pingxi King Wu Sangui in Yunnan dismal business, the power gradually grew to prevent the tail from falling, Kangxi decided to withdraw the feudal domain by force, before the army, in order to paralyze Wu Sangui, Kangxi decided to marry his sister Princess Jianning to Wu Sangui's son Wu Yingxiong, just Wei Xiaobao's 'monk' expired, Kangxi mission he made a 'marriage envoy'. Wei Xiaobao led people to escort Princess Jianning into Yunnan, the two had already known each other, and they fell in love for a long time on the road, and before they arrived in Yunnan, they had an affair, and the marriage envoy became a concubine ......"

"In Kunming, Princess Jianning, who was fighting with Wei Xiaobao, refused to marry Wu Yingxiong, and castrated Wu Yingxiong when he had a brutal attack, Wei Xiaobao saw that the incident had suddenly started, so he had to take Wu Yingxiong hostage and return to the capital with Princess Jianning around Huguang, and soon Wei Xiaobao was ordered to attack the Shenlong Sect in collusion with Wu Sangui and the Rakshasa Kingdom, he led the land and water army to kill Liaodong, but before he arrived at Snake Island, he became a prisoner of Hong Antong. Wei Xiaobao was in danger, and had to repeat the old trick, deceived Hong Antong with a sycophant, and then took the opportunity to escape from the Shenlong Sect......

Wei Xiaobao panicked, all the way north to Luding Mountain, and strayed into the Rakshasa military camp, he was afraid of the Shenlong Sect lurking outside the camp, so he used his sharp teeth to deceive Sophia, the princess of the Rakshasa country who was patrolling here, and went to the Rakshasa country with her. Sophia returned to Moscow, just in time for the Rakshasa Tsar to die of illness, Wei Xiaobao is the best at fishing in troubled waters, so he relied on the 'peace and stability' strategy learned from the drama to help Sophia launch a successful coup d'Γ©tat, Sophia became the regent queen, and Wei Xiaobao was named the Earl of the Far East for his meritorious planning. The Qing Dynasty signed a peace treaty with the Rakshasa envoys to eliminate the trouble of the Rakshasa country, and Wei Xiaobao was awarded the first-class loyal and brave uncle by Kangxi because of his meritorious service......

In order to stabilize the world and appease the people, Kangxi ordered Wei Xiaobao to go to Yangzhou to build a loyal martyr's feed for Shi Kefa. Wei Xiaobao returned to his hometown, read the holy decree in Yangzhou Mansion, and then quietly slipped to Lichun Courtyard to visit his mother, but he did not expect to be surrounded by people in the brothel. When Wei Xiaobao was reluctant to give up, Wu Sangui had rebelled in Yunnan, and Xiaobao was forced to return to the capital from Yangzhou. The invincible fist of the strange people in the rivers and lakes returned to Xin Shu and his wife because they accidentally killed Wu Liuqi, the mastermind of the Heaven and Earth Society, and they regretted it, so they discussed with the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society and decided to sacrifice themselves to enter the palace to assassinate Kangxi. Wei Xiaobao couldn't bear to see Xiao Xuanzi in distress and designed a cover. Gui Xin Shu could not be assassinated, but the site of the Heaven and Earth Society and Wei Xiaobao's identity were exposed, Kangxi surrounded Wei Xiaobao's mansion where the leaders of the Heaven and Earth Society gathered with heavy troops, and ordered Wei Xiaobao to make meritorious service and personally return to the house to arrest the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society, Wei Xiaobao couldn't bear to harm his master Chen Jinnan and the brothers of the Heaven and Earth Society, and rescued them all, and he absconded from Beijing in fear of crime, and took Kangxi's sister Princess Jianning ......away before leaving.

"Xiaobao led Princess Jianning and other seven wives to escape to the 'all-eating island' not far from Snake Island, and lived for a few years, Kangxi thought about the young friendship with Wei Xiaobao, not only did not send troops to chase and kill, but gave preferential care. The invasion and penetration of the Rakshasa country to the east has already attracted the attention of Kangxi, and the victory of pacifying the southwest and recovering Taiwan made him firm in his determination to use troops to the Rakshasa and regain the lost territory, Wei Xiaobao went to Moscow, understood the Rakshasa language, and had a dewy marriage with the Rakshasa regent, Kangxi recalled him to the capital, canonized him as the Duke of Luding, Fuyuan General, and ordered him to lead his troops to fight against the Rakshasa people. Wei Xiaobao saw that Xiao Xuanzi no longer embarrassed himself about the matter of the Heaven and Earth Society, so he happily accepted the order, personally led the three armies of horses, insteps, and water, and killed all the way according to Kangxi's established strategy, and succeeded again and again, and finally 'urinated Lu Dingshan', defeated the Rakshasa army in one fell swoop, and forced the Rakshasa envoys to sit at the negotiating table and sign a peace treaty......"

Wei Xiaobao achieved a military and diplomatic victory, returned triumphantly, sealed his wife and son, and reached the peak of power and glory, but soon trouble arose, Kangxi ordered him to exterminate the anti-Qing Heaven and Earth Society, and the brothers of the Heaven and Earth Society wanted him to inherit the will of his master Chen Jinnan, serve as the chief helmsman, and continue to fight against the Manchu Qing Dynasty. Kangxi saw that Wei Xiaobao had not returned to Beijing for a long time, so he immediately sent people to look around, and personally went to Jiangnan to search. But in the end, the stone sank into the sea, and there was no news, and since then there is no strange person Wei Xiaobao in the world. ”

After finishing the story outline of "The Story of Deer and Ding", Li Hualong laughed and asked, "How is this story?" ”

"It's interesting." Yang Meng smiled, "You have such a good memory!" ”

"Of course, I don't look at who I am." Li Hualong said smugly.

"You just said that Wei Xiaobao has seven wives...... Do you also want to marry seven wives? Yang Meng pursed his mouth as he spoke.

"Nope." Li Hualong smiled brightly, "I'm very content with you." ”

"Don't talk about contentment, but your heart is not content."

"I admit that I have had the idea of taking a concubine, but I have always had you alone in my heart now."

"Hey!" Yang Meng sighed lightly, "You have more contact with Lin Dai and Leti, if you have a concubine with them, you can accept them as concubines, accept one or two, you make your own decision...... Even if you want to marry three wives and four concubines, you can do it. ”

"You're not sick, are you?"

Li Hualong reached out and touched Yang Meng's forehead, although he liked the role of "Shuang'er" in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", he didn't expect Yang Meng to have a big belly like Shuang'er.

"Not sick." Yang Meng pushed Li Hualong's hand away, and squeezed out some smiles on his face, "I have figured it out now, it's better to be blocked." ”

"It's better to be blocked?" Li Hualong smiled bitterly, "Aren't you afraid that if the sluice gate is opened, it won't be closed?" ”

"Is it useless to be afraid?"

"Mengmeng, don't think about this, we are still young, maybe in a few days, you will be pregnant. Don't worry, let's talk about it in a few years. ”

Li Hualong kissed Yang Meng's lips as he spoke, and began to stage a big drama with two goals.