Chapter 0008 Bedtime Stories Are Sultry
Ning Congxue was so angry by Leng Mu's bastard words that she didn't even eat dinner, she regretted a little in her heart, she shouldn't have let go when she invited Leng Mu, she should have added up the events of last night and settled accounts with this bastard fiercely.
At the same time, Ning Congxue was still very incomprehensible, what was so attractive about that bastard, Yaoyao had only known him for two days, and now she was inseparable from him, and today she announced that she would sleep in a room with him in the future.
"No, we have to go and see!"
Ning Congxue tiptoed to the outside of Leng Mu's room, leaned on the door, and heard the voice inside.
"Dad, can you tell Yaoyao a story? If you don't tell a story, Yaoyao can't sleep. In the house, Yaoyao was wearing a bear pajamas, and the whole person was lying on Leng Mu's chest, with her small mouth high.
"The name daddy is really ugly, is Yaoyao still called big brother?" Leng Mu was about to be driven crazy by this little girl, and he didn't know how her little head was growing, so he suddenly started calling him "daddy" this morning, and he didn't even know what this name meant.
"Not good!" Yaoyao pouted to express her dissatisfaction, "Yaoyao's classmates all call their nanny a nurse, you are a man, you can't be called a nurse, so Yaoyao has to call her daddy, otherwise they will laugh at me." ”
"Who taught you this logic? Just as unreasonable as your aunt. Leng Mu couldn't cry or laugh, he had been fighting with the little girl all day, and gradually found that there was no reason to talk to the child at all, Yaoyao seemed to be determined to turn him into a male nanny.
The unreasonable aunt outside the door bared her teeth fiercely, clenched her fists tightly, and wanted to rush into the house immediately and beat Leng Mu violently.
"Yaoyao, I'm not your nanny, okay? How can I say that I am also a handsome and chic, rich and handsome talent, what a waste to be a nanny. Leng Mu said seductively.
"What is Gao Fushuai?" Yaoyao blinked her big crystal eyes, "Daddy." ”
"Rich and handsome is not a thing!" Leng Mu snorted angrily.
"Oh, Yaoyao understands, it turns out that daddy is not a thing." Yaoyao laughed sheepishly, looking like she had succeeded in her treacherous scheme.
"Yaoyao is not a thing." Leng Mu's face turned red, could it be that Lao Tzu's IQ had regressed, and he was actually calculated by a five-year-old girl.
"Yaoyao is a human being, of course it can't be said to be a thing." Yaoyao replied, put her tender face against Leng Mu's face, and began to beg again: "Dad, is it okay to tell a story?" Yaoyao wants to hear it."
"It's not good, hurry up and go to bed."
"If you don't sleep, you can't sleep if your dad doesn't tell a story."
"Yaoyao, I warn you strictly, if you harass me again, I will send you out...... Oh my God, you can send a thunderbolt and kill this little girl......"
Leng Mu's wail pierced the night sky.
"Hmph, let you talk nonsense for a day, it's your turn to be unlucky now, right?"
Outside the door, Ning Congxue leaned against the wall and laughed silently, the wicked must eventually grind the wicked, this guy has rough skin and thick mouth, but in front of Yaoyao, he will not show any bad habits.
Ning Congxue was about to knock on the door and go in to carry Yaoyao out, but the words from inside stopped her again.
"Yaoyao, go to sleep, I'm so sleepy, I really don't have a story to tell you."
"How so? When my dad was my age, didn't your mother tell you stories? ”
"I want to, and my mother thinks too, but my dad is not as happy as Yaoyao." Leng Mu's memories were hooked up by Yaoyao, and she unconsciously recognized the title of daddy.
"When Daddy was as young as you were, a demon snatched Daddy away from Mommy and threw him into a big, empty house. The house was pitch black, and there were many monsters in it, and Daddy had to keep fighting monsters every day, otherwise the devil wouldn't give Daddy food. ”
The demon is naturally Leng Mu's Lao Tzu, the so-called empty house is the practice room, and the monster is naturally a tool for all kinds of practice, herringbone piles, plum blossoms and other messy things.
"Daddy is so pitiful!" The five-year-old girl was very innocent, listening to Leng Mu's childhood, she was very sad, pouted and kissed Leng Mu's face, and asked crisply: "What about later?" Did Daddy run away all the monsters? ”
"How can monsters be so easy to run away, and then the monsters became more and more numerous, and they became more and more powerful, and my dad couldn't beat the monsters many times, and he was beaten all over his body by the monsters."
"Ah...... That demon is so hateful, Daddy's childhood is so pitiful! Yaoyao looked at Leng Mu with tears in her eyes, patted Leng Mu's forehead with her chubby little hand, and said, "Daddy is not afraid, now that you have escaped, the demon will no longer lock you up with the monster." ”
Escape? Lao Tzu, how did he escape? It was the devil who thought it was no fun to lock me up in a small dark room, so he turned the whole world into a monster and brutally threw me into a monster pile.
"Alas!" Leng Mu sighed, in fact, he also knew that since the disappearance of the fourth uncle, the Leng family's position in the ancient martial arts world was a little precarious, but the matter of joining the WTO still made it difficult for him to accept, because the ancestors of the Leng family did not really understand the connection between WTO entry and Hongchen.
This is the matter of crossing the river by feeling the stones, Leng Mu is actually more willing to practice martial arts to the extreme, which can also help the Leng family do a lot of things in the ancient martial arts world.
But he can't stand his old man's brain, what martial arts are martial arts, and martial arts are arts, and the Leng family is based on ancient martial arts in the ancient martial arts family, so the ancient arts must be practiced to the extreme, and martial arts can only be used as an auxiliary.
Brainless!
You call him a white cat, isn't it a good cat that can catch mice?
"Dad, don't sigh, when Yaoyao grows up, I'll help you deal with the demons together, okay?" Yaoyao interrupted Leng Mu's memories, and her thoughtful words warmed people's hearts.
Leng Mu hugged Yaoyao's face and kissed it fiercely, and said with a smile: "Okay, daddy is waiting for Yaoyao to grow up." ”
"Hmm...... Daddy, would you like to tell Yaoyao a story now? ”
"Coming back? Sleep, or go back to your own room......"
Outside the door, Ning Congxue's face involuntarily hung a few tear stains, Yaoyao couldn't hear the metaphors in Leng Mu's story, but she heard it clearly, Leng Mu must be telling her own story.
"Am I crying for this guy?" Ning Congxue wiped the tears on her face, she felt incredible, and she sighed leisurely after a while.
Ning Congxue bit her lip tightly, but she didn't notice at all that she was starting to be curious about men.
Glancing at the dark red door again, Ning Congxue quietly turned around and went upstairs.
……
Unprecedentedly, Yaoyao didn't lie in bed, got up early and ran into the bathroom by herself, and when she came back, she saw that Leng Mu hadn't woken up yet, so she got into the quilt again, but instead of continuing to sleep, she picked up a hair on the bed and began to dig out Leng Mu's ears.
"I said Yaoyao, can you stop making trouble?"
Leng Mu sat up helplessly, this was the hardest night he had slept in his life, Yaoyao pinched his earlobe even when he was asleep, and twisted from time to time, until he closed his eyes when the sky was white in the early morning.
"Ha, dad woke up, did you sleep well last night?" Yaoyao didn't care about Leng Mu's annoyance, and asked with a hippie smile.
"It's strange to sleep well, if a monster pinches your ears all night, can you sleep well?" Leng Mu went into the bathroom to wash up, and when he came out, he couldn't help but be even more angry when he saw Yaoyao still sitting in the quilt.
"Little girl, wake me up, what are you still doing under the covers?"
"Waiting for my dad to take me to wash my face, brush my teeth, and comb my hair...... Dad, hurry up, Yaoyao is going to see grandpa in the big mansion today...... Come on, daddy, hug! ”
Leng Mu grinned, looked at the little girl with open arms, and thought: It's shameful enough to be a bodyguard, if I let the family know that Lao Tzu the male nanny, will my father and mother kill me?