Chapter 1576 Men and Women Are of the Same Heart, They Must Get Wet (Ask for Flowers, Ask for Subscription)

Xia Lin said: "What my sister-in-law said makes sense, now Brother Li should be careful." ()”

"You're right, after Li Yisong found the target of suspicion, he scolded your brother Li: Okay, you Li Yanchun, you actually ate the bear's heart and leopard gall and attacked Lao Tzu, I will teach you a hard lesson now, and then clean up the *** bastard ......inside, before the word 'egg' has been spoken, I heard a miserable scream."

Charlene said: "Needless to say, there should be another disaster." This kid is too memorable, and the bleeding in his mouth just now was not caused by scolding his parents? According to the punishment I received once, I am afraid that it will be more severe than just now. ”

The girl was right, and with a cry of "My teeth!" But seeing Li Yisong's big mouth, two grains fell out of his mouth with a piece of blood......

"Needless to say, one of them must be his teeth, but what is the other thing?" Charlene asked.

"It's a soybean." Coco Zhang said.

"Haha! It is the masterpiece of Brother Zhang. Charlene laughed.

"Girl, how do you know everything?" Coco Zhang asked puzzled.

"This guy once sprinkled flowers into a soldier......"

"Wait, I've heard of sprinkling beans into soldiers, but I really haven't heard of sprinkling flowers into soldiers, what do I mean by sister?" Coco Zhang asked.

"Since people simplify soybeans to 'beans', my sister and I simplify peanuts to 'flowers', so ......"

"Therefore, the sister changed the sprinkling of beans into soldiers to the sprinkling of flowers into soldiers, so in addition to beating the rooster with soybeans, Brother Zhang also beat people with peanuts?" Coco Zhang asked.

"Sister-in-law is right, Brother Zhang not only used peanuts to punish Liu Lin, the son of Vice Governor Liu, but also used toothpicks to stab flies in flight, in addition, he has used silver needles to clean up more bad guys." Charlene said.

"Wow! So, what kind of things, as long as they are in Brother Zhang's hands, can be used as weapons? Coco Zhang asked.

"My sister-in-law is right, in ancient times, there were broken branches for swords, flying leaves hurt people, and now there are silver needles to withdraw from the army, soybeans to pull teeth, Brother Zhang is definitely better than those ancient heroes." Charlene said.

"Haha, Sister Charlene said it so well, especially using this soybean tooth extraction to describe Li Yisong at that time, it's really wonderful." Coco Zhang smiled.

"Sister-in-law, after Yisong's embarrassment, Brother Zhang should continue to beat the dog, right?" Charlene asked.

"Haha! I said sister, how do you know so much about Brother Zhang? You're not going to be that already, are you? Coco Zhang asked with a smile.

"Hey! I said sister-in-law, you can't talk nonsense, my sister is already a married person, how can she just talk to him? Charlene said.

"The ancients all said that men and women must get wet when they are of the same heart. The son knows Brother Zhang so well, and the sister-in-law still thinks that the sister-in-law and him have made an alliance with him, and they have fulfilled the relationship between husband and wife? ”

"Sister-in-law, did the ancients say that 'men and women must be wet if they are of the same heart'? How do I remember that it seems to say, 'Two people are of the same heart, and their profits are gold'? There is also that wood-stone former alliance, I am not Lin Daiyu, and he is not Jia Baoyu, where did we come from? Without the Wood and Stone Alliance, it would be impossible to fulfill the love of husband and wife as you said. Charlene said.

"Sister-in-law, don't listen to Charlene's fools, we have long suspected that she and Brother Zhang have a leg. This big perverted girl doesn't care about what the wood and stone front alliance is? Liang Li said.

"Haha! I said two girls, let's go off topic too much, I'll get down to business. Xia Meizi said it well, after Brother Zhang Yisong's embarrassment, she continued to hit him and said: This is called self-inflicted, you can't live, people are doing it, are you at home? This bastard took advantage of the snobbery in his family, bullied his neighbors, harmed his fellow villagers, and angered God, so God sent the river god to punish him. The two accomplices beside him are not good things either, and my god is walking towards them both......"

"Haha! When did Brother Zhang learn to pretend to be a god and make up a ghost, he casually made up a river god, can people believe it? Charlene laughed.

"If you get a river god to come out, of course others won't believe it, but if you add some audio and video special effects, you can't help but let others not believe it." Coco Zhang said.

"Ah, and special effects? Really? Charlene asked

"Of course it's true."

"Oh, since it's true, then sister-in-law should hurry up and introduce the situation at that time."

As soon as Brother Zhang's words fell, a miserable scream rang out, and then, a very strange scene appeared.

"Sister-in-law, the sound effect of this scream is there, you are talking about the weird scene, you should be referring to the visual effects, right?" Charlene asked.

"That's right, when everyone followed the screams, they couldn't help but gasp, and they were all startled by the creepy scene in front of them."