Tang Zhong guessed this beginning. He knew that Jiao Nanxin would definitely use this incident to hit him.

However, he did not guess the ending. He didn't expect Jiao Nanxin to slap his face so badly.

Jiao Nanxin doesn't listen to the songs of the butterfly group at all, and her favorite star is the all-round and well-rounded Zhang Shangxin. Tang Zhong knew about this matter for a long time, and when the butterfly combination stand-in incident was just revealed, she talked about it when she was chatting with the girls in the class.

Now she deliberately pretends to be a brainless fan, pretending to see Tang Zhong as Tang Xin - isn't it just to get revenge and slap her face?

"I'd rather offend a villain than a woman." Tang Zhong regretted the way he got along with Jiao Nanxin before.

What are you fighting with her? She said that she was right, and she would never say it wrong. She said that she was wrong, and she must not say that she was right. There is a bottom line in life, and it will be good to be cheap in the future.

Usually hold it more and flatter her to please her, she won't bully herself so much now, right?

What made Tang Chong vomit blood even more was that Jiao Nanxin was really holding a pen and a diary in her hand, it seemed that she had been prepared. looked at Tang Chong with a smile and said, "Is it okay to sign it?" I really like you. ”

Tang Zhong was speechless, he felt his hands tremble and his face cramped.

The old lady was still generous and benevolent, slapped Jiao Nanxin's head, and said with a smile: "Dead girl, how can you talk to Tang Chong?" Tang Chong is not Tang Xin, making this kind of joke. ”

"How can I be joking?" Jiao Nanxin touched his head and said dissatisfiedly. "He was originally Tang Xin - Tang Zhong is him, Tang Xin is also him, what's wrong with letting him sign it? Grandma, am I your own granddaughter, why are you helping outsiders to bully me? ”

"Who are the outsiders? Tang Zhong is also his own person. The old lady said. Come, Tang Chong, come into the house and sit. Nanxin is kidding you. ”

"I know." Tang Zhong squeezed out a smile and said, "I'm used to it." ”

"What are you used to? It's like I'm bullying you a lot. Jiao Nanxin pursed his lips. Then, her face was happy, her eyes were wide, and she said with a smile: "However, your dancing posture on stage is still very **-"

"Soul - Soul - "

Is there such a curse as you?

Tang Zhong decided to fight back.

If she doesn't fight back, this woman will have to inch in, and she will have to inch in.

"I'm pretending to be a woman, you don't need to wear makeup, and your whole body is full of masculinity." Tang Zhong said.

Jiao Nanxin gritted his teeth.

She didn't expect that when the enemy was weak and I was strong, this guy would dare to provoke and counterattack without knowing whether he was alive or dead.

He accused him of being a sissy, and he immediately implied that he was a 'man's wife'.

"I was born like this. I can't change it. Unlike some people, who are men, but run away to pretend to be women - you don't wear stockings when you sleep at night, do you? ”

“――”

Tang Zhong had the urge to hit his head against the wall. Do you want to be so poisonous?

"You don't know if I wear stockings or not, but I don't have to look at underwear to guess—" Tang Zhong said with a smile.

Jiao Nan didn't smile at the flesh, and said coldly: "Do you wear fishnets or do you like to wear stripes?" Your birthday is coming, and I'm going to buy some pairs of stockings for you as a birthday present. You don't dislike my gift too lightly, do you? ”

"I'd like to buy you some A- underwear, but I went to the mall and asked, and there's nothing out there - take off the film wrapped around the egg yolk pie and give it to you, it should be usable, right?" Whose boobs look like fans who haven't been squeezed clean? ”

Jiao Nan was so angry that he decided to make a big killer move.

She staggered back to her room and came out with a large folder.

She sat opposite Tang Chong and said with a smile: "When I saw the media report that Tang Xin's stand-in was you, I couldn't believe it. So how can a violent and savage man dress up as a little woman? However, after looking at your look, I think you are really talented in this area. ”

Jiao Nanxin flipped through the folder, pointed to a high-definition picture of Tang Chong's concert, and said, "Look at these eyebrows, this lip line - oh, there is a little eyeshadow." What color eyeshadow do you use? Purple? Or lavender? It's so pretty. What brand, I'm going to buy it and try it. ”

"Oops, this one is a little gone. You see your belly button is showing - you did it on purpose, right? I've seen a lot of female celebrities like to show their belly buttons, and it's said that this looks sexier—"

"There's a problem with this one. You only shave, why don't you fix your nose hair? This one is obviously growing, and it's almost out of the nostrils-"-

Jiao Nanxin actually deliberately collected all kinds of photos of Tang Chong's concert when he pretended to be Tang Xin, and they were all relatively strange photos. She commented while flipping through it, which made Tang Chong, who was sitting opposite, feel the urge to kill people.

The most poisonous woman's heart. That's true.

How much does she hate herself? Unexpectedly used the ruthless and vicious 'look at the picture and talk' that has long been lost?

Tang Zhong was completely defeated.

Just by virtue of the photos in the hands of others, they have already made themselves invincible.

"I was wrong." Tang Zhong said with a sad face. He took out a small gift box from his pocket and handed it over, saying, "This is a small gift, specially bought for you." I hope you don't remember the villain and spare my life. ”

"It's good to know it's wrong." Jiao Nanxin took the gift from Tang Zhong and said happily. The frustration of being pressed down by this bastard for so long was swept away. She was triumphant and radiant, and said, "There is one more crucial question—"

"What's the problem?"

"I'm really curious. Do you usually go to the men's or women's restroom? ”

“――”

"Say it quickly."

"Most of the time I go to the men's bathroom."

"That means you go to the women's bathroom once in a while?"

"I didn't look around—" Tang Zhong quickly explained.

"Are you secretly taking pictures and going back to the open?"

"This woman always spends her belly as a gentleman with a woman's heart."

The old lady came out with the washed fruit and asked with a smile, "What are you two talking about?" So happy? ”

"I said I envy him. Before I graduated, I found a job-" Jiao Nanxin said, and there was a hint of ridicule in his words.

"Yes." The old lady said seriously. Older people are always better at fooling. "It's hard to find a job these days. Others can't be a star if they want to be a star, but Tang Chong quietly became a big star - everyone has their own life. ”

"If only I had an older brother. He also happens to be a star, so I'll go out for my brother to enter the entertainment industry-"

"What are you thinking? Do you think everyone can do Tang Chong? Read well. Don't be unemployed after graduation. ”

"It's still Tang Chong's good luck. You probably won't come back to class in the future, right? Are you here to say goodbye to my grandfather today? Also, who is still studying in school after being a big star? ”

"Master, come back and save the apprentice." Tang Chong's heart was shouting-

Big star Don is back.

I returned to my dormitory.

This information seemed to have grown wings, and it instantly spread to every corner of the campus.

First of all, the male students of the psychology department on the same floor came to visit, and under Tang Chong's instructions, the door of dormitory 307 was wide open and people were allowed to enter and exit. Tang Zhong also has no star fan, chatting with them, talking about eggs, knocking melon seeds, signing autographs, taking pictures, and comparing scissor hands-

Then the foreign boys upstairs and downstairs came to visit, and Tang Chong didn't have a star to accompany them to chat, talk about eggs, knock melon seeds, sign pictures, and compare scissor hands-

Then there were boys from other dormitories and other faculties who came to visit, and Tang Chong still didn't have a star to accompany them to chat, talk about eggs, knock melon seeds, sign pictures, take pictures, and compare scissorhands-

In the end, even the girls frantically rushed over, and Tang Chong was not calm - so he was very star-like, chatting with them about celebrity gossip, interesting things in the circle, talking about his original intention of saving his sister as a substitute, and talking about his troubles that are difficult to quit now. The girls cried and laughed when they heard it, and quickly became his brainless fans.

At the end, he accompanied them to take pictures, but this time he didn't gesture with scissorhands. He stood in the middle of the dormitory, with a gentle and calm smile, and he was flanked by girls. When the photo came out, Tang Chong found that a big black face was revealed in the corner of the lens.

I don't know when Hua Ming squeezed over, although he only showed his face in the last row, he still smiled brightly. Oh, Tang Chong found Liang Tao in the crowd again-

"It's still Li Yu who is honest." Tang thought again. Li Yu will not deliberately look for opportunities to take advantage of women.

Li Yu held the camera and looked at it again, with regret on his face, and said, "I'm short." Next time, you'll have to stand in the front row. ”

“――”

The next day, Tang Zhong had two psychology classes to attend.

He and Hua Ming didn't go to the classroom early, but sneaked in through the back door after the class bell rang.

However, his low profile did not hide his extremely coquettish figure.

"Tang Zhong?" Teacher Liu Gaoyuan, who was teaching on the podium, shouted excitedly. "Tang Zhong. It's really Tang Chong. Don is back. Everyone applauded. ”

Bang Bang Bang -

As a result, Tang Chong once again became the 'pet' of the class and was watched.

The bell rings for the end of class. Don Zhong wore a hat and went to the toilet to pee

He just took out his little brother, and the buddy next to him turned around and saw Tang Chong standing in the pit next to him, and shouted excitedly: "Tang Chong - you - you also came to pee yourself?" ”

Tang Zhong looked at the wet marks on his pants with hot steam, and said weakly: "Classmate, excitement is excitement - don't aim the muzzle at me, okay?" (To be continued)