(Today, I suddenly received a notice from the editor in charge of orange on the shelves, and I was a little excited, and I shook him by my husband's shoulders, which is almost 400,000 words, Lan Ying come on!) ）

The literati snorted coldly again, raised his chin slightly, and said in a disdainful tone: "The little woman is just one, why worry about it." ”

Lin Wan'er smiled and shot back: "Fuck, your mother is also a woman." It is difficult to understand the tone of Lin Wan'er's words when he is not at the scene, the tone of the first half of the sentence and the three words have been falling down until the bottom, fully showing Lin Wan'er's sense of the literati in front of her, and the second half of the sentence is an upward process, especially the word "what", which also contains a little pride of being a woman.

In fact, this way of scolding was given to Lin Wan'er by Zhao Gan, according to Zhao Gan's statement, "your mother" is actually a tone particle, one drop and one rise is the key, it is between this rise and fall, showing the wind and flow. At that time, Lin Wan'er was very disdainful, but now she is familiar with it, so it can be seen that Lin Wan'er has done a lot of homework in private for the sake of the pavilion and her party.

But this sentence fell into everyone's ears, it was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, everyone's faces were abnormal, and there was a faint flush in the iron blue, like ...... Monkey butt?

Lin Wan'er coughed, lifted the hem of her skirt, took a step forward, and asked, "Isn't what I said wrong?" ”

The literati on the other side did not answer, what Lin Wan'er said was actually quite right, that person was not born to his mother, whose mother is not a woman.

However, after all, a scholar is a reader, and his thinking is lively, and the literati who was commanded by Lin Wan'er reacted very quickly, and scolded: "Full of foul language, nonsense, insulting." If it is really a southern barbarian from the south, he has not been educated and stubborn. ”

The literati's name is Zhang Xiu, formerly known as Zhang Xiu, quite old, with a little gray hair on his temples, whether in terms of learning or in the world, he has always been looking forward to Zhuge Zheng, and he is laughed at as "Zhuge Door Lackey". Zhang Xiu listened, not ashamed, but proud, once borrowed from the past to hurt the present of the seven-word poem into the small essay list, the neck of the poem is only 14 words, the use of fake and intertextual, actually wrote 24 kinds of scenes, the emperor Xi à commented on this poem as "embroidered out of the splendid mountains and rivers", so Zhang Xiu changed his name to Zhang Xiu by the evaluation of His Majesty. Today, Lin Wan'er entered the Pavilion, and Zhang Xiu was the first to stand up as a pawn and vent a bad breath for Mr. Zhuge .

Zhang Xiu felt that her words were already very sharp, but when they fell into Lin Wan'er's ears, they didn't hurt or itch, and they were not lethal at all.

Lin Wan'er looked at Zhang Xiu, and exaggeratedly only opened her mouth and scolded the three words "fuck you".

Zhang Xiu can also be regarded as a cultural person with a head and a face, when has he been so despised, he only feels that a wave of anger swells from the soles of his feet, passes through the five internal organs, seven meridians and eight meridians, reaches the door of the brain, and the things in front of him are spinning.

Lin Wan'er lightly "cut", this group of scholars is really big, thin-skinned, self-righteous all day long, lonely and self-appreciative, but when they quarrel, they may not even have the level of Baoyu and Yubao.

At this time, Zhuge Zheng, who had been silent and sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai platform, stood up, waved his hand, and someone moved the table and chair to Lin Wan'er, and said: "The old man has long heard that Lin Wan'er in Lanzhou is sharp and talented. ”

Lin Wan'er greeted Zhuge Zheng and my mother again in her heart, obviously she had just met her a few days ago, and she said such high-sounding words, which was true and hypocritical. But Lin Wan'er did not show her mood at this time, but nodded and sat down.

Zhang Xiu, who was the lackey of Zhuge Sect, stood up, saluted Zhuge Zheng as a disciple, and said: "Mr. Zhuge has both ability and political integrity, and is famous all over the world for his wonderful pen Danqing, with his left hand and his right hand wild grass, even today's majesty is full of praise. Even Wang Shusheng, who is the first in the world, said in front of Mr. Zhuge that Yu Xingshu is far superior to others in the world, but he is ashamed to be before Mr. Zhuge . And Mr. Zhuge is all over the world, like Chen Nuonuo, a famous talented woman in the capital, who came out of Mr. Zhuge himself. Today, taking advantage of the completion of the Pavilion, I and other Jinan scholars gathered together to congratulate Mr. Zhuge and come to take advantage of this season to write a preface for the Pavilion, which is a good prize. ”

All the literati nodded yes.

Only Yang Erxi, who was behind Lin Wan'er, frowned, listened to Zhang Xiu's words for a long time, and didn't understand it. Yang Erxi looked sideways at Li Mubai, who was shaped like a sword beside him, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, Lao Bai, do you understand?" On weekdays, Yang Erxi called Li Mubai "Lao Bai", Lin Wan'er once reminded Yang Erxi, Li Mubai is a master, you provoke him, be careful of your head, Yang Erxi stalked his head and said, I'm not afraid.

Li Mubai didn't have a side face, his eyes were still looking ahead, and he replied in a low voice: "It's ...... Didn't listen at all. ”

Lin Wan'er listened to the whispers between the two, and felt funny, Sister Qingzhu was still amazing, and she got such two living treasures to follow, if Gu Li and others followed, they would definitely stand behind them without saying a word, standing straight from beginning to end. Of course, if Zhao Qian came, it would definitely be a different scene, maybe at this time, the nose embroidered on his face was crooked.

Zhuge Zheng I heard Zhang Xiu's beautiful words, smiled and waved his hand, and said: "Zhang Xiu's words are serious, the old man has been doing learning all his life, and before he was confused, he felt that Confucianism was the deepest, and the name was Zhuge Chongru at that time, but after the year of not being confused, he felt that Confucianism imprisoned people's hearts, and instead advocated the 'free' Huang Lao Dao, at that time the name was Zhuge Xiaoyao, and later felt that Huang Lao's Dao was too narrow, what to say 'the beginning of people, Sex is evil', it really makes the old man hate it to the extreme, and when he reached the age of the sixtieth year, he suddenly woke up, whether it is Confucianism or Taoism, it is a family, why not create his own sect, so he changed his name to Zhuge Zhengme. ”

Everyone nodded again when they heard this, and many people raised their big mother fingers, admiring the depth of Mr. Zhuge 's knowledge, not only has mastered the knowledge of Confucianism and Taoism, but also wants to create his own sect and open the door to establish a sect.

Lin Wan'er couldn't hold back any longer, sneered, snorted coldly, reached out and brushed the hair in front of her forehead, and didn't need to look at Zhuge Zhengme with her eyes.

Zhang Xiu stood up again and shouted at Lin Wan'er: "Lin Wan'er, you have no respect for your elders, Mr. Zhuge is well-read and knowledgeable, are you not convinced?" ”

If Lin Wan'er hadn't seen the tragic situation of the Shanxi refugees, she might not have sneered and snorted, but would have eaten melon seeds with relish and listened to this group of scholars bragging, but the Shanxi refugees were not full of food and clothing, and this group of scholars was here to chant poems, listen to music and taste wine, Lin Wan'er had a fire in her stomach, and she didn't vomit or be unhappy: "Wan'er doesn't understand learning, but she knows that the knowledge in this study is great." For example, the Confucian doctrine has been more than a hundred years old, I don't know how many sages have perfected and revised it, it has its own uniqueness, how can it be done by one person to start a sect, if this kind of thing really happens, Wan'er thinks it must be the kind of genius who was not born, and his life is poor, buried in books. "Lin Wan'er's implication is that Zhuge Zheng is not the kind of genius who can open a mountain and establish a sect, at least not in Lin Wan'er's strict zhòng.

Zhang Xiu heard this more than she was insulted, and pointed at Lin Wan'er and scolded: "The little woman said wildly, Mr. Zhuge is generous, and I don't care about you, but I, a literati in Jinan, have a backbone, and I will definitely tell you clearly." ”

"Huh, tell me clearly?" Lin Wan'er slammed her small hand on the table and said: "Then let's make it clear, scholars should be mindful of the safety of the world and understand the sufferings of the people, but you people who claim to be scholars, seeing that Shanxi refugees have no food and clothing in the city, starving all over the wilderness, regardless of it, this is also a scholar, I think my conscience has been eaten by dogs and wolves." ”

Zhang Xiu's hands trembled, and her hair was stretched in annoyance, as if she couldn't breathe, and she was about to faint.

The scribe with a face as pale as jade and elegant manners stood up and answered: "One side of the water and soil raises one side of the people, and we and other Jinan literati only need to manage the people of Jinan. If, as Miss Wan'er said, scholars have to take care of the affairs of the world, then the world will be in chaos. ”

"Messing around, the people of the world are in charge of the world's affairs, and people with courage and bones should take the prosperity of the world as their own responsibility, Wan'er doesn't believe that there are more nosy scholars in the world who will really break the rules." Lin Wan'er looked directly at the scribe in front of her, sneered, and said: "I thought it was a sage, it turned out to be Mr. Liu Cheng, because he loved bamboo, so he ordered someone to transport bamboo from the south of the Yangtze River, which cost a lot of money, and they all said that bamboo has integrity, and it is better to bend than bend, and there are a lot of reeds planted around the bamboo, although Wan'er has not seen it, but she can also imagine the style here." But does Mr. Liu know that the most spineless things in this world are reeds and bamboo? The reeds on the wall are top-heavy, the roots are shallow, and the bamboo shoots in the mountains have sharp mouths and thick skin, and the belly is hollow. ”

A group of literati all threw their sleeves and were angry, scolding Lin Wan'er for not knowing what to do, only Yin Chenhe of Jinan Mansion showed embarrassment and bowed his head slightly.

A literati wearing a scarf opened the folding fan, shook it gently, shook his head and said: "What Miss Wan'er said is reasonable, but literati should have literati feelings, how can literati be literati, because literati mainly write articles, write feelings, and do learning. ”

Lin Wan'er also stood up, put her hands behind her back, shook her head, and said, "Wan'er doesn't know if a literati with the world in their hearts can make good articles, but Wan'er knows that literati don't have the world in their hearts and are not worthy of being called writers." ”

Zhuge Zheng nodded and stood up, and asked with a smile on his face: "According to what Miss Wan'er said, isn't it true that no one in the world is worthy of being called a literati?" So where will the heavenly people be placed? “

Lin Wan'er laughed, and even refuted with this kind of question, and said: "Mr. Zhuge has said this, of course, there are real literati and scholars in the world, such as Song Yingxing, the waiter of the Ministry of Industry, who wrote that the handicraft and water conservancy were described in detail to benefit the people, and Shen Kuo, a bachelor of Hanlin, wrote about the method of cultivating fertile land, wrote the method of smelting copper with bile water, studied and reformed the armillary sphere, floating leakage and shadow watch, Yang Xuan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, wrote universal education, taught uncivilized and non-civilized people to read and write, and Gu Jiantang, the waiter of the Ministry of War, wrote a book, It describes in detail the garrison defense line of Tianxia Prefecture County, especially the Liangliao defense line against the Xiongnu in the north, the comprehensive line, the copper wall and the iron wall, which resisted the Xiongnu for more than ten years in the Central Plains. Although this group of scholars can't write beautiful words, they are dedicated to the world and the benefit of the people, which Wan'er admires. ”

Lin Wan'er said that the few people in the Great Wei Kingdom are not famous, and they are far less well-known than the people who are on the small literary list, maybe this group of people themselves feel that they are not as good as literati who can write good articles, but in Lin Wan'er's heart, she thinks that this group of people is worthy of the title of scholars.

Zhuge Zheng was also really angry, and said: "The person that Miss Wan'er said is just a meticulous way of water conservancy, industry and commerce, and agriculture and mulberry, how can it be compared with the literati, it is tantamount to the sand and the bright moon competing for glory, insulting the people of the world." ”

Lin Wan'er did not back down, and retorted: "Food, clothing, housing and transportation are the fundamental needs, and the literature and knowledge are the icing on the well. ”

Zhuge Zheng interrupted Lin Wan'er's words and asked: "Fallacy, on the contrary, if a person with sound hands and feet can do it, he can do it, but the literati and scholars are the spring breeze and drizzle of the world's prosperity, and they should be well protected." As the old saying goes: the monarch is the most important, the society is secondary, and the people are light. How can the life of a pariah be compared to that of a scholar in the world. ”

Lin Wan'er snorted and said: "Mr. Zhuge is even more nonsense, the people are the most important, the society is secondary, the monarch is light, the monarch and the emperor are still behind the people, and you scholars should be even more behind." ”

"Bold Lin Wan'er, she dared to put Her Majesty behind the untouchables."

"Water can carry a boat, but it can also capsize a boat, kings and emperors, rivers and mountains are boats, the people of the world are water, it is the people who raise the world, and it can only be the people who can make the world prosperous." Lin Wan'er's words turned, words were like knives, sentences were like arrows, and said: "But you people, with the title of literati on their heads, are self-righteous, lonely and self-appreciative, completely ignoring the people, arrogant and lascivious, making some boring articles that are sour and rancid all day long, and you can look back and taste them with relish, but you don't know how to make others feel disgusting to read." There is a great Wei country, and you so-called literati have really lost the face of the Great Wei State. ”

The crowd was excited, and the readers in Jinan finally couldn't help it, and the voices of scolding came and went. Zhuge Zheng and I were also pale, and with a wave of his hand, the literati instantly became quiet.

Lin Wan'er snorted coldly again and said, "Didn't you come today just to tear your face with me Lin Wan'er and humiliate me." Since you want to humiliate others, you should also be prepared to be humiliated, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, chirp crooked, what kind of man is it. ”

Zhuge Zheng opened his mouth and said: "Since Miss Wan'er looks down on me as a literati in Jinan, do you dare to write about it, and see if the 'sour and rancid' article you said is very easy to write?" ”

Lin Wan'er stretched out her finger and pointed at the people in front of her, and said: "The fox's tail leaked out, don't you just want to force me to write an article, and then try your best to slander it, no wonder Chen Nuonuo is unwilling to continue to recognize you Zhuge Zheng and me as a teacher, it turns out that he dislikes you for being small, and he can't afford to lose this person." ”

Zhuge Zheng seemed to have been poked in my heart, my hands trembled, my lips trembled, and I pointed at Lin Wan'er with both hands, but I couldn't speak.

Lin Wan'er continued: "What's so difficult about writing an article, if one of you here says that my Lin Wan'er's article is not good, and picks out a flaw, Wan'er will no longer write poems and write poems from now on." ”

"Arrogance!"

"Arrogance!"

"Self-righteous!"

"Bombast!"

……

Lin Wan'er was unmoved, met everyone's eyes, paced a few steps, and recited.