Chapter 155: The controversy caused by the two bears
As he spoke, he took the two bears from Xiao Qiao's hands, both of them were black and thin, and the two pairs of big eyes looked at this group of strange creatures timidly, their eyes were full of fear, and their mouths made sounds like "moo", which were powerless in Xiao Jiangbei's hands.
"Ahh
Gu Qiluo screamed suddenly, stepped forward in a few steps, snatched the two little bears from Xiao Jiangbei's hands, held them in his arms, and muttered: "What a poor little thing, how can it be so small and so thin?" She stroked the bear's body, and the two little ones, probably because of malnutrition, their fur was not slippery, and they slowly quieted down under her caresse, and did not move.
The she-bear on the ground is dead, and her body is indeed very fat. Gu Qiluo looked at its lactation parts, which were many times larger than usual, and sighed: "Bears are going to hibernate in winter, this bear is obviously fat enough, but it still goes out to forage, it seems that it is the mother of these two little bears, it is really strange, this season is not the season of reproduction, how can it go the other way?" It's so pitiful, pity the hearts of parents all over the world, it can be seen that animals and humans are the same. The two cubs are still waiting to be fed, but they don't know that their mother is dead......"
Xiao Jiangbei watched strangely as his wife gradually transformed from analytical reasoning to lyricism, and finally burst into tears, and suddenly the young god of war was at a loss, and hurriedly stepped forward and said in a panic: "Qiluo, why are you crying?" This...... It's just a bear, it's all prey, and it's worth crying? ”
"What do you know about being so hard-hearted??" Gu Qiluo's tears fell: "This bear is dying, and he is trying to crawl into his hole." It can't let go of its two children until it dies, and this kind of maternal love is even a bear. It also deserves respect. ”
"Good, good, respect, respect." Xiao Jiangbei was really stunned, thinking that Qiluo hadn't eaten bear meat, this ...... Why do you want to respect the bear again? Oops, she won't let people bury this bear and erect a monument. We're not allowed to eat it, are we? And these two bear cubs, what is she always holding onto?
"That...... Kira, these two little beasts are very dirty. That one...... Let someone take it to the kitchen. Xiao Jiangbei stretched out his hand worriedly, he was really afraid that his wife would suddenly be kind and want to adopt these two little cubs, this is not a child. It's a cub bear. Once you grow up, it's easy to hurt people.
"What? Are you going to eat them anyway? There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Xiao Erye's worries became a reality, and his own wife hugged the two bear cubs and said firmly: "No." This big bear is dead, and I'm not an unreasonable person, you can eat it if you want, but these two small ones, you are not allowed to think about what to eat roast milk bear. I'm going to keep them, and I haven't had pets since I was a kid anyway. ”
"That's not going to work." Xiao Jiangbei flatly refused. The head shook like a rattle: "Kira, it's not that I'm unreasonable, that's a bear, it's a bear, do you understand?" It's not a dog or a cat, it's a bear, and it hurts when it grows up. ”
"You don't understand this, artificially bred bears are very docile, they don't bite, they are animals with clear grievances." Modern traversing women have this advantage, and they know a little bit about all aspects of knowledge.
"That's not going to work either." Xiao Jiangbei can promise his wife anything, but this kind of thing resolutely refuses to retreat, in his eyes, a bear is a bear, a fierce and delicious beast, how can a person raise a beast? If you are hurt by it, it is too late to regret it.
"Oh, don't worry, I know what to do." Gu Qiluo hugged the two little bears and didn't let go, and said to Xiao Jiangbei: "Even if they grow up and want to hurt people, aren't there still you?" Two tigers are not enough to see, what are two bears? ”
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Xiao Jiangbei looked at Gu Qiluo speechlessly: I really didn't expect that in order to raise these two bears, my wife even used this kind of trick, although she was really happy to be praised by her, but Xiao Erye secretly clenched his fists and told him that he must not let go.
"Even if I have me, I can't be inseparable from you, in case I'm not there, these two bears ......" He tried to persuade, but saw Gu Qiluo's willow eyebrows raised, and said coquettishly: "What did you say?" Do you want to get rid of me in the future? ”
"No, of course not......" Xiao Jiangbei hurriedly waved his hand: "I mean, in case I go to the battlefield......"
"Then I'll go too, we are all husband and wife now, and husbands and wives follow the board. So when you come to Liaodong, I will follow you, so when you go to the battlefield, of course I will be inseparable. Maybe the two bears will grow up and help you kill the tartars. ”
All of Second Master Xiao's expressions froze, his eyes squinted at the two little bears, and he said helplessly: "Qiluo, I thank you for being so thoughtful, but I don't think I need them to help me kill the Tartars." ”
"Don't be so sure, a bear can do much more than you think." When Gu Qiluo said this, he couldn't help but think of the legendary bear called wojtek.
"I don't care how much it can do, I can't raise them anyway, they're just my prey......" Xiao Jiangbei's momentum was already very weak, but he was still dying.
But soon, when Gu Qiluo stared at him with tears in his eyes, Xiao Erye's rare husband showed signs of collapse in an instant, and finally surrendered helplessly in the rain of tears falling from his wife.
The people witnessed a collision between the two masters, and saw that the invincible god of war in their hearts was defeated in front of the second grandmother, and everyone's jaws were dislocated several times, and finally they could only sigh "The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass", but it's okay not to think of this sentence, as soon as they think of this sentence, even they are aggrieved for Xiao Jiangbei to panic: It's okay if this second grandmother is a stunning beauty, but she is clearly just an ordinary woman, tsk, why is the master still trapped in her gentle township and can't extricate herself? Fate, what a wonderful thing.
"What a poor little fellow, don't you say?"
Gu Qiluo hugged the two little bears into the house, Xiao Jiangbei followed up nervously, and secretly decided that if Qiluo dared to put these two rabbit cubs, oh no, the bear cubs were put on the bed, he would fight to be resolutely opposed by the roar of the Hedong lion, that was the gentle township between him and Qiluo, not to mention the two bear cubs, even the phoenix cubs were not allowed to touch.
"Grandma, the slave feels that what the second master said is right......" Xinghua looked at the two little bear cubs and was also worried: This is a bear, what if it grows up and eats people?
"Don't worry, I know it." Gu Qiluo didn't look at her, put the little bear on the ground near the charcoal basin, and stroked it gently.
"But the slaves didn't count it in their hearts." Xinghua held her forehead, thought about it and whispered: "Grandma always says that goodness is like flowing, so the slave feels that she should listen to the opinions of authoritative figures in this regard." ”
"Authority?" Gu Qiluo looked up in amazement: "Who is the authority figure?" ”
"Second master." Xinghua looked at Xiao Jiangbei as a matter of course: "The second master went to Northern Xinjiang since he was a child, and his amazing archery skills were all practiced by hunting, so of course he is an authority in this regard." ”
Good girl. Xiao Jiangbei cheered for Xinghua in her heart, and quietly stretched out her thumb to indicate that she could make persistent efforts.
Unexpectedly, Gu Qiluo smiled: "I admit that he is indeed an authority in terms of hunting, but in terms of raising pets, I dump him two streets." ”
"But grandma just said that you haven't had a pet since you were a child." In order to get rid of these two bear cubs, Xinghua decisively turned into the king of complaints, and her combat effectiveness rose day by day.
"That...... Even if I don't have a pet, I still throw off the two streets of Xiaojiangbei in this regard. Gu Qiluo I was speechless, and he had no choice but to use strong words.
"Grandma, you are a strong word, why do you dump the second master two streets?" Even Chunyu couldn't stand it anymore, and it was rare to launch a counterattack against her god-like grandmother.
"Just because I'm a woman." Gu Qiluo snorted and sneered: "Do you know? In terms of parenting, women are naturally stronger than men, otherwise why are women husbands and children, not men's wives and children? This is an innate instinct of women. ”
Xinghua and Chunyu had nothing to say, Xiao Jiangbei was also dumbfounded, and Gu Qiluo, who had defeated the "arrogance of the opposition forces", laughed loudly, quite a bit of a high-spirited heroine.
It was cold outside, but inside the house was warm as spring, the two little bears were already about to freeze, and suddenly arrived at a place warmer than their own bear cave and grass nest, and after slowly probing, they couldn't help but be very happy, and the anxiety in their eyes quickly disappeared, replaced by a little curiosity, and their small bodies squirmed, quietly moving towards the charcoal basin.
"Hey, hey! But you can't do that, do you want to turn into a roast bear to satisfy some people's appetites? ”
Gu Qiluo shouted, and hurriedly lifted the bear on the ground one by one, the two little guys twisted their bodies as if they were still a little reluctant, and their cute appearance quickly won the favor of Xinghua and Chunyu, and they all squatted down and said curiously: "Huh? Grandma, you see that their eyes seem to be able to speak, just now they were obviously very frightened, and now they are looking at us with some curiosity, ah, they are staring at me, do you know that I just said bad things about it? ”
"No, it's just an animal's instinct, and it can't understand human speech, you see it doesn't even know the charcoal pot, and it still wants to lean over, if it's really pasted, the fur will be scalded off."
"Hahaha, how do I look at its appearance, not only want to lean on, but also want to jump in, this stupid bear is like a moth, just want to be warm, I don't know that it is something that can kill them."
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Xiao Jiangbei looked speechlessly at the apricot blossoms and spring rain who were excitedly discussing with Gu Qiluo: What happened? He clearly remembered that just half a quarter of an hour ago, the two girls were still on his side and desperately persuaded his wife to throw the bear cub out, why did they turn against each other in a blink of an eye? This...... Can this still be reliable? Even if you are a traitor, do you want to be so fast? (To be continued......)
PS: Hahaha, the cute thing in this article appears as a bird, and I ask for a monthly ticket recommendation! Guess what I would call these two bears?