Chapter 31: The Tomb of the Onizuka

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The two of them left the Caspian Sea while talking. While studying the mermaid in his arms, Kitano Jun asked Haiji, "We took it away, won't her husband be sad?" ”

Haiji reiterates once again that the creatures after the transformation are all human beings, and have nothing to do with the previous world. In the past, even if there were 10,000 husbands, after the transformation, they would become yellow flower girls again, and their aesthetics would completely turn into human beings.

Kitano Jun hesitated for a while, and finally asked carefully, "Aji, before you transform?" ”

Haiji was very dry: "Before I took shape, I was trampled on the back by more than 30 male seabirds. How? Aren't you happy? ”

"No, I wonder if you've ever given birth to a bird?"

"No, if you have a childbearing, you will not succeed in transforming into a child, this is the rule set by Heaven for us goblins. Anyone who aspires to become a demon will not have a baby, and being together is just a physiological need"

While the two were talking, the mermaid fairy woke up. The mermaid who woke up looked at Toshi Kitano and muttered, "Are there any handsome guys in heaven?" ”

Jun Kitano pinched her in the face, and waited for her to cry out in pain. Kitano told her, "This is not heaven, you are still alive." ”

The mermaid fairy came out of Kitano Jun's arms, looked left and right, and said excitedly, "Great, I'm really still alive," she asked Kitano Jun, "It's a big hero, did you save me?" ”

Known as a big hero, Kitano Jun felt good, and he said, "Little beauty, you talk nonsense, if you're not a hero, who else can you be?" ”

"Thank you, big hero."

"How are you going to thank you, little beauty?"

"Big hero, you're wrong, you should politely say no thanks."

"Little beauty, you don't know me too well, this big hero never says no thanks."

"That big hero, how can I thank you?"

"The little beauty is good with her body."

"Is that enough, big hero?"

"Enough, my little beauty."

"Oh, the mighty hero, what a big deal this is" The mermaid plunged into Kitano Jun's arms again. Haiji got goosebumps when he heard it, these two guys are big heroes and little beauties, and most people can't stand it. She said as she flew, "You two are okay, and besides, I should vomit, let's introduce each other, my name is Haiji." ”

Kitano Jun followed up and said, "Yes, it's time to introduce me." My name is Jun Kitano, Aji is my eldest wife, you can be regarded as the first, anyway, you can just listen to Aji in the future. Including when I have sex, I have to listen to Aji's command, she is the eldest sister among my women."

The mermaid fairy doesn't care if he's the first. When I used to be a mermaid, because there were more females than males in mermaids. So they are all a group of females around a male, and they have long been accustomed to having a husband and wife. And at that time they had to do everything they could to please the males, unlike humans, and the most promiscuous men would not surround hundreds of women.

The mermaid fairy said happily, "Okay, I'll listen to Sister Ji for everything in the future." I can do whatever my sister tells me to do, whatever I want. Sister Ji, give me a name, I used to be a fish, I don't have a name. The creatures of the sea call us female mermaids 'Mimi Fish'. I don't like that name, and it's not my own name. ”

Aji thought for a moment and said, "Just now, our handsome guy has been calling you Little Beauty, so why don't you call Xiaomei." ”

"Thank you, Sister Ji," Xiaomei was very satisfied with the name. And Kitano Jun was thinking at this time, if he had time to let Xiaomei take him to find the mermaid's nest, it would be great to catch a group of females and go back to the pond to be an ornamental fish. As for the male one, Kitano Jun heard that the male mermaid will also cover two shells on his chest, so I really don't know what they have to cover.

That kind of boring filthy fish, Kitano Jun is not interested in raising.

The three of them flew for a while, and finally saw the boundary monument between China and Hassalestan. The boundary pillar is on a snowy mountain, and two border patrol soldiers are wiping and cleaning the boundary pillar. Looking at their meticulous and serious movements, Kitano Jun couldn't help but sigh, "The spiritual strength of people is great, I really don't know what kind of perseverance they have to climb the snowy mountains to come here." ”

Xiaomei didn't know much about the things in the world, so he asked suspiciously, "What's so difficult about this, I can climb up." ”

"You're going to talk nonsense." Kitano Jun is too lazy to talk about human affairs with this guy who has just become a human being. He sued SΓΉ Haiji to find a dress for Xiaomei. Although Xiaomei definitely can't feel the coldness of the snowy mountains, how awkward it looks with her bare ass in this icy and snowy place. If you throw her into a snowdrift like this, it can be regarded as the best abuse.

Haiji threw the clothes to Xiaomei, and at this time, because he entered the territory of Huaxia, Haiji's speed had slowed down. They don't come to the west of the country very often, so the beautiful scenery still makes them willing to delay a little longer.

Haiji flickered his wings and suddenly let out a 'huh' sound from his mouth. Kitano asks her what's wrong, and Haiji says that she feels like there's something wrong with the mountain in front of her, and it doesn't look like it's a natural formation.

Kitano Jun is very vegetable now, so he hasn't noticed anything wrong. But he has his own method, and since Haiji said that it is not a natural formation, then it would be better to look it up. Kitano turned on his phone and searched for satellite images of the area, only to find that the mountain had actually appeared out of thin air.

Kitano Jun asks Kaiji to descend down the mountain, and this thing needs to be studied carefully.

Haiji did as he was told, circled in the air, found a clearing, and fell. As soon as they landed on the ground, the three of them felt a chill in their hearts at the same time, and it felt like someone had taken their souls and put them in the freezer.

Knowing that they had encountered an ambush, the three of them took out their weapons to take precautions. And at this moment, a large hole suddenly appeared in the mountain in front of them, and a man with a thin face walked out of the hole. The man came out and immediately said, "Mr. Kitano, Miss Kaiji, long time no see, welcome to the mound of the onizuka." ”

This person Kitano Jun and Kaiji both know each other, and it is the original third master in the Southern Super Energy Paradise, Onizuka.

The so-called mound is the grave, and the ghost mound is actually a dead man, just like Lao Hei. But unlike Lao Hei, this guy died from birth. It's just that he is so gifted that the soul of a dead baby can grow into an adult, and he is also the best among the superpowers.

Kitano Jun used to think that this guy was not a good thing, but at that time, he had never done anything bad on the surface, and Kitano Jun was not good at harming his colleagues. Now Kitano Jun regrets it a little, Onizuka definitely didn't appear here to help others.

Kitano Jun asked Onizuka, "What do you mean by stopping us here?" ”

Onizuka replied lightly, "Kill you." ”

"Why?"

"Because you're annoying."

"Don't fool me with this reason."

"Well, to be honest, it's because you're a cultivator. You cultivators are born with a higher energy level than those of us who are supernatural. The end point of your cultivation in the human world is also much farther than ours. My energy has stagnated now, and in another thousand years, I will still be at my current level. But although you are far inferior to me now, with your previous cultivation experience, you will far surpass me in another three hundred years at most. That's why I'm going to kill you, I don't like to be overtaken. ”

Kitano Jun thought it was funny, "Is your brain broken, even if you don't have me, you can't be the first." Don't forget, even in the Southern Paradise, there is also a natural fire body Liu Tian above you. And in the Northern Paradise, there is also a person who can clean you up. ”

Onizuka shook his head, his voice still light, "You're wrong, they're all going to die soon." ”

"Why?"

"You don't have a chance to know" Onizuka finished speaking, and the tomb behind him suddenly fell, and after a loud roar, Kitano Jun and the three suddenly found that their environment had changed. It turned into a deserted cemetery full of eerie bones, flying crows. In the sky above the cemetery, a baby that looked like it had just been born floated silently.

Onizuka's voice came again, and there was melancholy in itβ€”"That's my body, my body that died when I was still in infancy. ”

Kitano Jun couldn't see where Onizuka was, but he replied, "Please mourn for yourself." ”

"Thanks, that sounds like comfort."

"How thanks?" Jun Kitano is a real person and doesn't like to be polite.

"It's simple, send you to hell and become a dead man as noble as me."