"The taste of youth, the gospel of men, the guarantee of women!" Xiuying.

"The taste when you are young, Xiaolou listens to the spring rain all night, and waits for you when you are young!" Yoona.

"It's brother, just come with me to taste the taste of youth!" Koharu.

"I don't believe anyone knows the taste of time better than me!" Fatso.

"The taste of youth, the taste of my sister." Tang Hai.

Recently, when you open a third-rate website, you will pop up such inexplicable things, from the combination that has been outdated to re-enter the battle, to Xiaochun, Fatman, those stars buried in the depths of memory and the taste of food, and at the same time are recalled, giving people a nostalgic feeling......

In fact, the truth is that Tang Hai doesn't want to invest too much advertising money......

A lot of the advertising words are fine......

However, a group of Qi B...... Wait a minute......

Hip-length shorts! Yes, that's what it's called!

A group of beautiful hip-length girls in small shorts appear!

Whoever suddenly laughs, the camera gives her a full screen, and then there is a very cute dahlia jellyfish! It also makes a cartoon Q-shape! This year there are a lot of these things, and it's hard to sell them without blowing it!

Who who gets up after squatting with an exaggerated Xuan S-shaped arc, this exaggerated leg length, leg shape, hip shape...... Cold-water shrimp! Source of protein! Fill your stomach and be low in calories!

The girl in hip-length shorts squatted in front of the camera, and then there was a phenomenon of ducking mussels and mussels!

"This is the meaning of 'strength', the big sisters can do this big action, which shows that the body is very powerful, and mussels are a good source of strength. I mean something like this. ”

"But some people say that as the chief planner, Mr. Tang, your advertising creativity is relatively dirty......

Tang Hai's eye circles were blackened, and he looked like 'I racked my brains for this, I was very tired, and the dark circles came out'. There was a big 'pure' word written on the door of the head.

"Dirty...... What is dirty, I love clean ......"

"Nothing. Probably I was thinking wrong......"

At the beginning, the Sword of the Archangel was bombarded indiscriminately, and then what was the legendary hegemony. Then to various female anchor advertisements, Tang Hai doesn't pay attention, but Tang Er pays attention! When I called home and asked, I thought that since it is possible in China, there is no reason why the Chinese circle abroad can't do it!

So, the frenzied Tang Hai found his team, which was American pornography, gambling and drugs, and the team where he used to play table tennis, and everyone got together to discuss it. And then there was a bunch of all sorts of terrible ideas......

As long as you have enough money, schedule is not a problem! Anyway, Tang Hai has very low requirements for advertising quality, and the post-processing is strong!

The music is just a little hot......

……

Young taste series everyone!

The proportion of Chinese consumption in the United States has always been very strange to Tang Hai.

Tang Hai knows a lot of programming apes, after all, it's Washington State!

After graduation, it is easy to get an annual salary of 6 to 80,000 yuan before tax, and you can buy a Cayenne or Range Rover in the United States, dozens or hundreds of Big Apples, but this is not the case......

Deduct more than 10,000 taxes first......

Then these people will basically spend 30,000 yuan first, rent a double-storey villa covering an area of nearly 100 square meters, with a small warehouse on the roof and three floors. At least 250 square meters of interior area, note that this is a person living ......

Immediately after that, there may be more than 800 basic meals and entertainment in a month, so that it will be 10,000 yuan a year......

In the next year, there were driving expenses, money, buying clothes, and buying things. And so on and so on......

Tang Hai knew a person with an annual salary of 60,000 dollars before tax after graduation, and he chatted with him on the Internet last time, saying that he only had 1,500 dollars left in the end of the year. It's only enough to go out to a restaurant dinner with my girlfriend ten times, and it's really hard......

Tang Hai almost wanted to say. Cheap people are hypocritical!

Young people can't be too particular about housing, as long as it's safe and convenient. It's good to eat healthy and delicious cheap, there is no need to follow the trend, save money for two or three years, then don't you have everything?

Especially when I saw the young people coming out, either they were fat, or they were like the weak appearance of Sister Feng who had been prostituting for more than 20 days, the little black brother Tang Hai was simply heartbroken!

At the very least, correct them in terms of diet!

The Young Hour series appeared with such a noble purpose!

Tang Hai took Malena and went to Walmart first to see how the ordinary version of the taste of the young was selling, it was a dry product for 20 US dollars, with 5 small packets in it, with a total weight of one pound, and the packaging was a bit like domestic seaweed, which would be about 2 times as good as brewing, just one for breakfast, or boiled into instant noodles...... Of course, when you cook it in instant noodles, the average girl can't finish it......

There are also those who simply put on a piece of dough, which will be more expensive...... This is something that the average girl can never eat, a girl with a boyfriend is blessed, the average thin man can't eat it all, and a man with a friend is blessed......

The shelf life is very short, only 8 months, but in fact, this thing will not break for three years, and who has heard of salted dried fish that it is so easy to spoil......

Tang Hai and Little Lori looked out nervously from the small crack in the car window one after another, Tang Hai didn't dare to drive his own car, this car belonged to Johnny, and his car was lent to Johnny to take the girl to play......

"It's coming, it's coming! They must have come to buy the young flavor! Marlena shouted excitedly.

A jeep stopped, and the trio walked out......

One person's face turned blue, and Tang Hai looked at it and felt that this should be the reincarnation of the green-skinned monster, or the rebirth of the goblin......

One person's cheeks are thin, just like the tall and thin fat head in Brother Xiaochun's version of Lu Ding Ji, which is a perennial lack of exercise and lack of protein supplementation, and excessive protein consumption......

One person's face was pale, Tang Hai thought that he was too yin, and it was estimated that he had been prostituting for ten days and half a month......

"I don't think it's likely that these three people are our customers." Tang Hai looked at Malena seriously.

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped in the face!

"Did you see that ad? Ouch, so many years have passed, and my figure has not decreased when I was young! ”

"And there is an extra charm, I can't help it, the rolling paper is used up, buy some later...... I decided to sleep on my stomach tonight, and I heard that it can increase the probability of × dreaming......"

"That's a good idea! Seafood is a boon for men, I specifically checked it out, especially shellfish! Mussels, geoducks, abalones, etc...... I saw a shellfish pack with abalone in it! But there's no abalone in the ad? ”

"I heard from a friend that when I was young, it tastes fresh and sweet, and of course the dried seafood is salty......

Of course, there is nothing in the advertisement, no matter what Xiao Tang says, the big sisters all have a 'we know you' expression, and some even come to touch Tang Hai's head, and the part of Mo Xigan that is shaved is so good......

In the end, because it was too difficult to summon them and couldn't delay the schedule, Tang Hai compromised......

A group of people went in......

A group of people is out again......

Holding a lot of "Taste of Youth" in his hand, these people are still rich, Tang Hai saw through the bag that most of the shellfish gift bags were inside......

What the!

And carrying so many rolls of paper!

There is also a series of eggs with a small taste!

And milk!

Marlena covered her mouth in horror!

"Iniquity!" Tang Hai's face was sad, as if things were going in the opposite direction he expected!

"Let's go in and see how Sister Rose's vegetables are doing." Little Lori suddenly said.

…… (To be continued.) )