Su Fan frowned, and then chuckled: "Why doesn't it seem to be very important, the important thing is that this son does not meet the requirements of your company at all." Even if you ask why, will that change anything? ”

"Hehe, young man, you have a lot of personality!" The middle-aged man said with a smile.

Su Fan shook his head and said lightly: "It's not that this son has a personality, but it's completely unnecessary!" ”

The middle-aged man nodded and smiled and asked, "What position do you want to apply for?" ”

"Anything!" Su Fan said with a smile.

The middle-aged man was stunned, "Take a look at your resume!" ”

"This ...... This doesn't seem to be the case! However, Ben Gongzi has a diploma from Shanghai Hadan University! As he spoke, Su Fan took out a small green notebook in his arms and threw it to the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man opened the book thoughtfully, and when he saw the contents of the book, the corners of his mouth twitched.

There are just a few words written on the book: Almighty Messenger, anything will happen!

This book was asked by Su Fan to be handled by Su Zhenshan a long time ago, just in case, and now it happens to be used!

The middle-aged man was very embarrassed, and when he turned the second page, he saw that the page was still stamped with the seal of Hadan University, as well as the autographs and palm prints of various professors!

The middle-aged man was completely shocked at this time, he originally thought that Su Fan was just a little gangster who didn't learn and didn't know how to do tricks everywhere, and it was also fake at the beginning of his diploma. But I didn't expect that there would really be proof later. This has to be shocking.

After being stunned for a while, the middle-aged man slowly muttered to himself: "It's not a fake chapter, but there's no reason, Hadan is a world-renowned university, how could it issue such an unreliable certificate?" ”

Although the middle-aged man's voice was not loud, he could hear it.

Seeing this, Su Fan smiled and said: "Because this son is so smart, he can learn everything as soon as he learns." That's why I got this certificate! ”

"Anything?" The middle-aged woman sitting next to the middle-aged man frowned.

"That's right, anything. For example, making missiles, researching machines, preventing hackers, and hacking into anyone's computer. Not only that, as long as there is something in the world, this son will! ”

Su Fan's words made the two look at each other.

The middle-aged man handed the small certificate back to Su Fan with trembling hands.

Su Fan put the small certificate in his arms, and then asked, "How is it?" What is Ben Gongzi suitable for? ”

The middle-aged man shook his head, "If you really have so many skills, then we really can't accommodate your big Buddha here!" ”

"It's okay, Ben Gongzi doesn't care much. Just give Ben Gongzi a position! Su Fan waved his hand and smiled.

The middle-aged man thought for a moment when he heard this, and then said thoughtfully: "Although you have so many talents, we don't need them at all, if you really plan to enter our impression company, then you can apply for the design director through an interview." This position is very entitlement within our company. The main job is to design advertisements and make various plans for advertisements. ”

"Okay, I'll apply for this position!" Su Fan said with a smile.

The middle-aged man nodded, "Well, this position requires very good management skills as well as a smart and fresh mind. So, we need to test your management skills and mind! ”

"Let's take the test!" Su Fan waved his hand indifferently.

The middle-aged man glanced at the middle-aged woman, who took out a large cream cake behind the sofa and put it on the coffee table.

The middle-aged man said to Su Fan: "Now I am an employee of this company, and the person next to me is also an employee, but it is a little higher than my position." Now you have to divide the cake. Note that she must be chunky. But I'm going to have a chunk too! It can't be divided, but it has to satisfy both of us at the same time! ”

Su Fan was stunned, "This ...... It's that simple? ”

The middle-aged man and the middle-aged woman were also stunned when they heard this, and they were surprised together: "This ...... Is it simple? You know, no one has dealt with such a problem perfectly. ”

"Isn't it?" Su Fan was shocked.

The middle-aged man rolled his eyes, "At least let me divide it, I don't know how to divide it to satisfy both parties!" ”

The middle-aged woman said impatiently, "Hurry up and divide it!" Don't always say big things! ”

Su Fan nodded, smiled and asked the middle-aged woman, "Your position is slightly higher than his." If a normal person divides it, it will definitely give you a big chunk! But the people next to him will be unconvinced, and they will think in their hearts that they can ask for a large piece because of their high position! ”

"That's right, so what?" The middle-aged woman asked contemptuously.

"Since that's the case, wouldn't it be good for Ben Gongzi to eat it himself? Why bother to take out a piece of cake and give it to two people like this? Isn't that a stupid fork? ”

Su Fan paused and continued: "Although you can still take out some money to buy a cake of the same size, but in the face of such two people, it is best not to do this. Because if it is the same size, the person with a high position will definitely not be convinced. If you buy a slightly larger cake for the person with a higher position, the person with a lower position will not be convinced. Therefore, when you meet such two people, you can eat this cake directly, or whoever wants to eat it and cut it yourself. If you really want to give a gift, you can secretly send it behind your back and find some reason not to let them speak. Then the mind will be much more balanced! ”

The two looked at each other. In fact, the real meaning of this question is not to let Su Fan share the cake, but to examine Su Fan's way and ability to deal with things. If as a design director, you can't manage the employees below, then you will be a director in vain.

Su Fan saw the stunned appearance of the two, "Do you need any other assessments?" ”

The middle-aged man came back to his senses, although he didn't say exactly whether Su Fan passed the test or not, but the answer was already given in his eyes.

Here's a test of your mental agility. If you want to design a good advertisement, thinking is indispensable! ”

"Stop talking nonsense, let's get started!"

The middle-aged man responded when he heard this, took out a leather manual next to him, opened it and said, "I'll give you five intellectual answer questions, as long as you can answer four correctly, you can take the profession of design director." ”

Su Fan nodded and didn't say anything.

The middle-aged man coughed dryly and began to ask questions.

"An old lady gets on the bus, why doesn't anyone give up her seat?"

Su Fan's brows darkened when he heard this, "Do you all have such a simple question?" ”

"Focus on answering questions, we are all high-level questions, in order to test your brain reflexes. You don't want to drag off the topic and stall for time. ”

Hearing the middle-aged man's words, Su Fan shrugged helplessly and said, "There are many answers to this question, and the most reliable one should be that there are still empty seats on the bus, so no one gives up their seats!" ”

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, and then came back to his senses and said: "There is a piece of natural black marble, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th?" ”

"......" Su Fan was a little distracted, and replied without thinking about it: "There will be a phenomenon of sinking to the bottom of the river!" ”

The middle-aged man swallowed his saliva, "One egg should be boiled for three minutes, and five eggs should be boiled for a few minutes?" ”

"Three-minute ......"

"Xiaohua brushes his teeth and whistles at the same time, how did he do it?"

Su Fan felt helpless, "Can you make something difficult?" Everyone knows such a simple question. This question is naturally Xiaohua's dentures! ”

The middle-aged man was surprised, "What is the hardest problem in the world?" ”

Su Fan frowned when he heard this, and then said lightly: "The question you asked should be the most difficult question." Because so far, only the question you asked has been unable to answer by this child. Because the difficult problems are very easy for this child. Therefore, Ben Gongzi can't answer your question at all, so in Ben Gongzi's heart, this is the most difficult question! I believe that not only this son, but you also think that this should be the most difficult. Because it has no answers. As long as you can solve the problem, you can't say that it is difficult! ”

The middle-aged man glanced at the answer in the leather manual, and then nodded in a daze.

"You...... Your application was successful. And set a speed record! ”

Su Fan smiled and nodded, "It's not that this son is smart, and it's not that this son is talking big." It's that your questions are too naïve. There is no way to measure a person's ability! ”

The middle-aged man frowned, "Many people who come to apply for design directors don't know how to divide the cake. Even if it's through guò, it's only barely enough. And the next questions are answered very slowly. Who is like you? ”

"That's because Ben Gongzi is too smart?" Su Fan raised his eyebrows and smiled, and then said: "Actually, this son can test a person's specific mind with a random question. ”

The eyes of middle-aged men and middle-aged women lit up, if it is really as Su Fan said, then it solves the distress of the interview questions of the personnel department!

"I want to hear !! detail"