Chapter 240 [The strange answer made millions of netizens kneel!] 】
Han Shuo saw that the Internet was full of admiration for himself, so the goal of increasing his popularity had been achieved, he had now caused so much controversy, and he had to use special methods to increase his popularity in disguise, so as to achieve a dynamic balance with the decline in popularity caused by criticism.
Moreover, the method of gathering popularity on the Internet is also very simple, nothing more than to interact with netizens, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is to chat and fart, it is best to use rewards to lure when interacting, although a little cautious, but the starting point is also good.
In this way, the crowd will have more attention to him, more people will participate in the interaction, and he, Han Shuo, will use his extraordinary mind to come up with one amazing couplet after another, then, this whole plan will become flawless!
Of course, this last step is crucial, and in this entertainment industry today, there are really not many good stars like Han Shuo who have both ability and political integrity!
Seeing that the time for couplets was approaching, Han Shuo began to announce the answers to the couplets one by one, of course, the answers to the couplets were very lively, just like those non-multiple-choice questions in the Chinese exam papers, there was no fixed answer, only a standard answer form, and it was used in the couplet, as long as the upper and lower couplets were neatly organized, of course, those couplets with special requirements were not included.
The first couplet
Tap water comes from under the sea.
The standard form of the lower link: Big Wave Mermaid Man Mei Bo Big.
The second couplet
A small shop is opened on the main road, sitting in the north and facing south, selling things.
The standard form of the lower link: the old tree sprouts through the winter and the summer through the spring and autumn.
The third couplet
The tree has been difficult to find out the axe.
The standard form of the couplet that is neat and completely irrelevant in the meaning of the sentence: it is really not relevant at all!
The fourth couplet
T.i.a.o, piano, new diao, diao, diao, tiao, diao, diao,
The standard form of the lower link: seed (four tones), flower seed (four tones), good seed (three tones), seed (three tones), seed (three tones), seed (four tones), adult seeds (three tones), seed (three tones), incense.
The answers to the four couplets have all been revealed, and after netizens saw it, they were thundered one by one!
"it!"
"Big Wave Mermaid Man Bad Wave Big? This kind of downlink, Mr. Han Shuo, are you embarrassed to send it out in front of millions of netizens? ”
"Han Shuo's cheeks are already thick to the point that no one has ever come before!"
"Kneel, kneel completely!"
"It turns out that the answer to the couplet is so simple!"
"I'm already vomiting blood in frustration, and I'm still tortured by these simple couplets, and it's better to live than to die! Teacher Han Shuo, you're too tricky! ”
Many netizens were extremely mad before seeing the first one. When countless brain cell couplets are wasted, Du Nima is going crazy!
Han Shuo actually gave an answer of "Big Wave Mermaid Man Wave Big"!
They still thought that Han Shuo would come up with some in-depth answer, although this answer was also quite in-depth, but the two depths were not the same depth!
"I kind of get it!"
"I get it too!"
"What do you understand?"
"What do you understand?"
In unison, they said, "We were all fooled by Han Shuo's teasing!" ”
Han Shuo, who was sitting in front of the computer, said that he was very sad, Dandan's sadness, actually. In his world, the best downlink of the sea tap water from the sea is not this, but the mountain * west hanging * empty temple hanging west mountain, but in this parallel space, there is no mountain * west, let alone hanging * temple , so this best lower link cannot appear!
There is also a more fair lower link called Mountain * East Fall, Peanut Flower Fall Mountain * East. But the reason why it can't appear in the correct answer is the same as the former, the reason, Han Shuo thinks about it, it's better to have a funny downlink to liven up the atmosphere!
When they saw the second couplet, many people breathed a sigh of relief.
"Your sister, there's finally a match!"
"yes, the difficulty of this couplet. I'm probably the simplest of the four couplets. ”
"East, West, North and South, this is enough to remind people. Either up and down, left and right, or spring, summer, autumn and winter, of course, there may be four other related things, and the size of the big road to open a small shop, the scope is more extensive, it can be new and old. It could be something else, it's a lot simpler than four related ones anyway."
And in the third couplet, many people were confused when they saw the correct answer!
"What's going on?"
"It's really irrelevant? This Nima is the next link of the tree that has been difficult to find out about the axe? ”
"Definitely not, although it has nothing to do with Shanglian, but this Shanglian's battle is not neat at all. How can it be a downlink? ”
"Teacher Han Shuo, I just want to say: It's really irrelevant to your sister at all, don't you want to cheat your fans like this!"
"That's right, don't fool everyone anymore, and publish the correct answer, my spear is already hungry. Thirst is hard. Resistant! ”
Li You of the Beijing Couplet Association: "Hehe, this Han Shuo really didn't lie to everyone, let me explain it to you, sure enough, it is irrelevant at all and the battle of the Shanglian is extremely neat, the fruit is the name of the tree, it is the name of a thing, a little bit of Qianxun, all measure words (in ancient times, eight feet was Xun); 'Gan' and 'axe' are both the names of utensils ('Gan' is a weapon in ancient times). I have completely convinced Han Shuo, and I have to admit that his ability to couplet is several grades higher than mine. ”
Netizens expressed their enthusiasm for Li You's sudden apology.
"That's right!"
"This is what everyone should be!"
"It's normal to be inferior to others, and you shouldn't be jealous of those who are better than you!"
"Chong these few honest words, Li You, I forgive you!"
"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, good is great!"
"Welcome to the new wolf's meager millions of netizens!"
Han Shuo looked at Li You's meager hair, and couldn't help but nodded, although what this thing did before was indeed quite immoral, but fortunately, it is now ambushed, and I have to say that this guy is indeed quite talented and learned, and even knows such a rare knowledge! It can be seen that it is not those people who have wine bags and rice bags!
In fact, the source of this couplet comes from the cave of Zhang *zhi, the minister of the Qing Dynasty in his world, one day at the North * Jingtao * Ran Pavilion banquet, and the banquet is accompanied by couplets. A guest wrote a poem in the couplet: 'The tree has been thousands of fathoms, and it is difficult to vertical the axe. Zhang Zhidong replied: "Sure enough, it is not relevant at all. The upper and lower sentences are very neat, but the meaning of the sentences is irrelevant and unexpected. Later, Zhang *Zhi* hole out of the right: 'Tao * Ran Pavilion. According to common sense, the lower union should also be named after the place, but the Ministry of Works, the Ministry of Labor, the waiter, the Lang, the Li, the Wentian, the name of the person: 'Zhang*Zhi*Cave.' ''Zhang' vs. 'Tao' are both surnames; 'Zhi' to 'ran' is a virtual word; 'Hole' to 'Pavilion' is the name of the thing, the words are paired and the joint meaning is extremely 'ruthless', but the taste is also born from this. Because the next couplet is exquisite, everyone looks at each other and laughs. (To be continued......)
PS: There are a lot of * numbers in this chapter, mainly the existence of the river crab god