Chapter 159: The Sword Saint's self-inflicted amorousness
Lin Wan'er kept looking at the revised version of "The Stone Record" with one hand, and constantly compared it with the dense relationship diagram, the more she thought about the details, the more frightened she became.
She was not a sentimental person, but it was "The Story of the Stone", and it was the hard work of the Cao family man in the Qing Dynasty who had a miserable life all his life, and there was a loophole in the end, which was really unwilling.
After that, Lin Wan'er's ears rang and she couldn't hear a word, as if the child suddenly knew that there was no Santa Claus in the world, and a flawless thing suddenly became flawed, she could only see Kobayashi Koichi's thin lips opening and closing up and down, the sunlight outside the window shining in, and the surrounding scenery distorted.
In the end, when Lin Wan'er's eyes fell into Lin Wan'er's eyes, Sakata Gin, whose hands were full of oil, had already finished solving a grilled chicken, and his face was shiny and ready to stretch out his claws to the second grilled chicken.
Lin Wan'er was suddenly very angry, suddenly stood up, slammed her little hand on the table, the tea lid on the teacup slid with a crisp sound, and it was in the wrong position, Sakata Gintoki trembled, and Kobayashi Koichi stopped talking.
"Eat, eat, eat, only know to eat. There are only two grilled chickens in total, both of which you can eat, what do the others eat? Lin Wan'er transferred the anger caused by the flaws in "The Stone Record" to Sakata Gintoki, saying that she reached out and snatched the grilled chicken, slammed it on the table, and glared at the first swordsman of Dongying with angry eyes.
Sakata Gintoki couldn't figure out his mind for a while, this Central Plains woman has this temperament, or the greater the talent, the greater the temper? He retracted his hands. Licking his oil-stained fingers, he said with a dry smile: "You talk first, I'll go first." ”
This time it's not to divert the subject. Instead, he really got up and left, his hands were very casually on the wooden sword, lazily bathing in the sun, Sakata Yinshi heard that the temperament of the Central Plains Xiliang woman was as refreshing as spirits, and as strong as chili, which was in line with his taste, so he was ready to go out of the palace for a walk. Let's see if I can look back and smile between the green mountains and green waters, meet a lovely woman with a smile, and then compose a song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" together.
He is not the seed of infatuation like Kobayashi Koichi. Once you step into love, you will never be able to turn over, and you will compete with yourself in the quagmire of emotions for the rest of your life, pitiful. Wretched. Gintoki Sakata thought so. Suddenly, I looked up and saw Lin Wan'er's bicycle standing on the side, full of interest.
Looking at the chic bicycle, holding his chin in one hand, Sakata Gintoki's curiosity about new things is like wanting to erupt again Fuji Volcano, and he can't help but feel eager to try, and at the beginning he wondered how a two-wheeled car can "drive", he is not just a person who does not practice, and an invincible swordsmanship is fought with people many times. So he's ready to give it a try.
looked left and right, and then looked in the direction of Zheng Tuo's room. To make sure that there was no one around, Sakata Gintoki lifted the bicycle out like a thief, and then rode it carefully, thinking about Lin Wan'er's every move and the details of the driving action, he was engrossed, put his feet on the pedals, and walked!
The bicycle walked up three zhang, then leaned to the side to fall, Sakata Yinshi's eyes were fast, taking advantage of the gap that had not fallen, one hand slapped on the ground, the person suddenly rose three feet high, and the bicycle was still carried in his hand, turning seven hundred and two in the air, and landed steadily.
But now it was no longer him riding the bike, but the bike was on his shoulder and riding him.
Although he is not as patient as Kobayashi Koichi, Sakata Gintoki thinks that he has a high level of understanding, and he re-stands the bicycle in front of him, trying all the methods, using all kinds of postures to get on the car, and even his strongest "knife drawing" is used on the bicycle, and he is stunned that he has not been able to ride the wind and waves like Lin Wan'er, and the chic and free "driving".
So many times, Sakata Gintoki fell more and more miserably, and in the end, he was angry in his heart, and he couldn't wait to draw his sword and cut this strange bicycle, but after thinking about it, if someone found out, especially that Lin Wan'er knew, it would be difficult to end it. He put the bicycle back into the distance, and said a sentence in the Central Plains with hatred: "You are an immortal." ”
As soon as he looked up, he suddenly saw His Royal Highness Xu Yunfeng, who was dressed in a fancy costume not far away, looking at him, with unpredictable meaning in his eyes, some wanted to speak and stopped talking, and some wanted to turn his head and leave, which was really tangled.
From the words of the little maid in the palace, Sakata Yinshi roughly heard about the cumbersome and tangled feelings between Xiao Zheng Tuo and His Royal Highness the prince, from his concept, life must be happy, people have learned to slowly let go, let go, simple two words, only eleven strokes, but it is difficult to understand most of the people in the world, the horse master begged for death from the sky, but it has an inseparable relationship with the Xu family, the past is not only an objective reality, but also a very attractive whirlpool, and poor little Zheng Tuo is in it, Do not break free.
Whether to continue to carry it, or to let go of facing the new life, this is a huge philosophical choice of life, with Sakata Gintoki's temperament, he must choose...... I don't choose, so I can only hand it over to Senior Brother Xiaolin to see how this chess master uses simple and crude thinking logic to untie Xiao Zheng Tuo's heart knot.
Xu Yunfeng in the distance struggled several times, and finally clasped his hands, and made up his mind to go forward and talk to this swordsman from Dongying, but in what capacity? His Royal Highness the Prince of Xiliang? It seems to be a bit bullying, and there is a suspicion of disrespect on the shelf. Son-in-law? This idea of identity popped into Xu Yunfeng's mind, his little heart throbbed unconsciously, and he immediately shook his head.
Walking in front of Sakata Gintoki, Xu Yunfeng opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.
Sakata Gintoki quickly entered the role, condescendingly put the wooden sword on the ground, pressed his hands on the hilt of the sword, and looked at Xu Yunfeng horizontally and vertically with a critical eye, in order to reduce the atmosphere below freezing and freeze the environment, he chose not to speak, waiting for the young man in front of him to hold back what to say.
Xu Yunfeng thought for a long time, looked up at the sky, and smiled dryly: "The weather is good today." ”
Sakata Gintoki sneered, and a pair of dead fish eyes rolled his eyes, which was even more thrilling. The look of disdain is even worse.
Xu Yunfeng smiled awkwardly and asked, "Mr. Sword Saint, from Dongying to Xiliang." The road is far away, there must be no less hardship, I don't know how Xiliang is entertained, whether it is a good rest at night, and whether the food is delicious? He used the title of Mr. Swordmaster, and placed his posture very low, highlighting the height and majesty of Sakata Gintoki.
Sakata Gintoki would never say that he was not blessed to enjoy a fluffy quilt. He didn't say that the delicious food of Xiliang made him cry, but he kept a straight face and made a sound through his nose. Pulling a long tail note, he said: "It's okay~~~"
"Ah, it's just okay, it's all Yun Feng's heart. Immediately, Mr. Juggernaut's bed quilt was replaced with mink goose feathers. The silk futon of Gangnam Province really can't be taken out of the table. Xu Yunfeng said very seriously.
When Sakata Gintoki heard this, he immediately said, "No need, just make do." "He can't stand the silk-lubricated silk bedding, and there is always a feeling of sliding down on his body, if he changes it to mink and goose feathers, then he has to do it, and he doesn't have to sleep at night.
"Everything is up to Mr. Swordmaster." Xu Yunfeng was respectful and abnormal, positioning himself as a junior.
Sakata Gintoki looked left and right. There was no one around, one hand to his mouth. He lowered his voice and asked, "Xu boy, let me ask you, is there a place for men to play in this Xiliang?" ”
His face changed slightly, Xu Yunfeng accurately grasped the meaning behind the words "men playing", the place where men play must be the land of Yingying Yanyan, but now Xu Yunfeng is no longer the Xu Yunfeng of the past, he only feels that the place is too noisy and noisy, which makes people upset.
But Sakata Gintoki has already made a request, he can't refuse, and at the same time he is not sure if this Uncle Sakata is testing him, if he says that there is a place for men to play in Liangzhou City, the next moment, Sakata Gintoki will show a disgusted expression of "I caught you, I still want to marry my daughter like this, daydream".
Thoughts were flying, Xu Yunfeng opened his mouth and said: "Yes, there is a bookstore in the north of Liangzhou City, which revises and publishes all kinds of books, there is a glaze factory in the west of the city, there are all kinds of rare antiques, good luck, you can find a lot of treasures, there are temples in the east of the city, incense is continuous, there are monks preaching and dialectic, there are private schools in the south of the city, and there are often loud and pleasant reading sounds. ”
Hearing what Xu Yunfeng said, the corners of his mouth grinned, the places where men play that this kid said are all what Xiao Lin likes, and the places that this Sword Saint said are obviously not these places, he stared at Xu Yunfeng for a long time, trying to see from his expression whether this kid was pretending to be stupid with himself, but after watching it for a long time, he didn't see why he came.
Yu Yu sighed, Sakata Gintoki waved his hand, turned his head and left, it seems that when he encounters this thing, he still needs to find it himself.
Looking at the back of Sakata Gintoki, Xu Yunfeng suddenly gritted his teeth, decided to make a dangerous move, and said: "Mr. Sword Saint, Yun Feng also knows a place where men play, I wonder if the Sword Saint is interested?" ”
Sakata Gintoki turned his head with interest and sighed: "What place?" ”
"Yihongyuan." Xu Yunfeng said it with a hundred tastes.
Sakata Ginshi, who knew that there was a play just by hearing the name, suddenly became interested, walked quickly in front of Xu Yunfeng, and said in a shy: "Recently, my money has been a little tight, you are His Royal Highness the Prince, you don't care about ......"
"I don't care." The corners of Xu Yunfeng's eyes jumped, and he ordered his subordinates to prepare the carriage and get on the carriage and leave the house with Sakata Yinshi.
The whole Liangzhou is boiling, and His Royal Highness the Prince of the Prince, who has been hiding in the "Boudoir" for many days, finally couldn't bear the loneliness and appeared, everyone and the little family Jasper heard the wind, and hurriedly walked to the dresser, dressed up carefully, and rushed out of the door, hoping to be able to fall down in the carriage marked with the logo of the palace.
And it went as the ladies expected, except that the carriage stopped, and when the curtain was lifted and the unscrupulous uncle with silver-white messy hair got out of the carriage, with pity and pity on his face, he got up and moved forward, and said in a tone of concern with a lewd tone: "Girl, it's okay, I'll rub it for you." ”
The young ladies felt numb in the back of their heads, and they ran faster than when they came, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Sakata Yinshi stopped in the air with both hands, still unfinished, and sighed regretfully when he got into the car, glanced at Xu Yunfeng, who was sitting in a precarious position, and complained: "Why hasn't it arrived yet?" Xu boy, do you know the road? ”
Xu Yunfeng said with a smile: "It's coming soon, it's going to be there right away." ”
When the carriage arrived in front of the gate of Yihong Courtyard, Xu Yunfeng lifted the curtain and asked Sakata Yinshi to get off the car first, and Sakata Yinshi got off with a smile, a pair of eyes kept scanning, and his mouth was amazed, the beautiful scenery of the Central Plains is really more magnificent than Dongying, and it is worthy of being the first power in the world.
Looking up at him, Sakata Gintoki suddenly smiled, his mouth was cracked to the back of his head, and several flowery girls held small fans in their hands and ran towards him with surprise. Sakata Yinshi is still in his arms, sighing that he is handsome and not losing back then, and he is still graceful, which attracts the girls to give him a hug.
He opened his hands and prepared to greet the girls, lest he fall or bump, and he felt distressed.
But the laughter was like a light bell The girls brought a burst of fragrant wind, bypassing Sakata Ginshi, and they all drilled into the arms of His Royal Highness the Prince, which made the amorous Sakata Gintoki's old face red, and he felt hurt in his heart, and snorted coldly in his mouth, feeling more and more annoying that Xu Yunfeng, who had stolen his limelight.
Xu Yunfeng pulled out his arm from the snow white without a trace, and said with some embarrassment: "Mother Wu, hurry up and come out to greet guests, today's protagonist is the sword saint Sakata Gintoki from Dongying." "Gave Sakata Gintoki enough face.
The arm that had just been withdrawn was unknowingly held in the arms of the girl again, and secretly used his secret strength, as if he was afraid that His Royal Highness the Prince of the World would run halfway. Xu Yunfeng couldn't Zheng Tuo, standing in place and laughing.
"Come, come, Your Highness hasn't been here for a long time, you really want to kill me." A crisp voice sounded, and Mother Wu, who still had a mole at the corner of her mouth, ran down from the upstairs with small broken steps, her eyes didn't stop at Sakata Yinshi, and she came straight to Xu Yunfeng, put a small fan to her mouth, and said: "I heard His Highness's voice inside, I didn't dare to come out, I thought I was dreaming, and I finally saw His Highness again today, and I was happy." ”
"By the way, His Highness said that the Dongying Sword Saint is also here, I don't know where the Sword Saint is now? The old body went to greet him immediately, don't let the Sword Saint wait for a long time. ”
Xu Yunfeng's face was weird, this Mother Wu was originally a clever person, and she was the best at observing words and feelings, but Sakata Yinshi really had some swords that went off the rails, just from the appearance of it, she couldn't fight with the Sword Saint, she was more like a gangster who had been mixed up for half her life and was determined to be the leader of the underworld, but she couldn't even collect the protection money of the surrounding neighbors and three streets in her life. (To be continued.) )