Han Shuo's meager way of dizzying those brain-dead fans was written like this.

"Do you know how hard Jin Yangwei works, Jin Yangwei has a fever of 62 degrees, insists on singing on stage for the waiting of many fans, insists on practicing tap dancing with comminuted fractures of both legs, practices dance for more than 40 hours a day, has 30 billion fans around the world but is never proud, and holds a charity performance on February 30 every year, donating all the $2 trillion income to children who can't afford to go to school in Ruitu. So, stop laughing at people who work so hard! ”

As soon as Han Shuo's meager voice came out, he applauded and scolded angrily Anyway, no matter what you say, there are any voices!

Sun Xiaodie, who had been staying in the bathroom under the pretext of staying before, was also amused by Han Shuo's words, and her body kept shaking while holding the phone. Han Shuo's words are very close, don't look at them roughly, it does seem like he is praising people, but as long as he moves his brain a little, he will find that these words are full of irony, and this way is more powerful than directly scolding!

Can a person have a fever of 62 degrees? Can you dance with comminuted fractures of both legs? Is there 40 hours in a day? Is there a 30th in February? Is there a world population of 30 billion? Can you make $2 trillion from a concert? In a country as rich as Ruitu, children may not be able to afford to go to school? What's even more ridiculous is, do you Koreans hold charity performances?

The answer to these questions is no! These are simply low-level mistakes in logical common sense, which also means that if I, Han Shuo, believe how hard you Jin Yangwei work, then I will be an out-and-out brain-dead!

Especially the netizens who have always supported Han Shuo laughed one by one at this time!

"Ouch yo yo, no, my stomach can't hold on to laughing, I have to call the emergency number quickly."

"Teacher Han Shuo's scolding methods are really endless, and every sentence is more vicious than the other!"

"The sentence that comminuted fracture of both legs is still insisting on practicing tap dance directly made me laugh and go out of breath, comminuted fracture can not stand up, and Nima said that he is dancing a tap dance that desperately hits the ground with his feet, and Nima practices more than 40 hours a day! What a loss! Teacher Han Shuo, you are so yin! ”

"Teacher Han Shuo, maybe the Korean stick really believes that you are sincerely apologizing, with his IQ, he probably can't understand these basic common sense! Ah, I think he'll praise you for your high consciousness. Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! ”

"It seems that I really didn't misunderstand Teacher Han Shuo, what an apology, that is to relax the enemy's attention, and then give them a fatal blow, and it is also a 10,000 times critical hit!"

"Domineering!"

"Thirty-two thumbs up!"

"Now I'm afraid that Jin Yangwei has been stunned, he deserves it! Dare to provoke our teacher Han Shuo, the tiger is not powerful, you are a sick cat when our teacher Han Shuo is a sick cat! You can't take care of yourself in the life of being scolded now, right? See if you dare to be so arrogant in the future? ”

As for Jin Yangwei's side, there was a sound of vomiting blood, and they didn't expect that the words they used to intercede for their idols before were now directly changed by Han Shuo and returned!

It looks pretty similar in form, but it's very different in content, what kind of fever of 62 degrees insists on holding a concert? What comminuted fracture of both legs insists on practicing tap dancing? Are we really stupid people who don't understand anything?

"I'm dizzy! This is scolding, not apologizing at all! ”

"I'm a grass! Han Shuo is mocking us for our low IQ! What to do? Do you want to scold the past? ”

"Scolding a fart, haven't we scolded before? But tens of thousands of people can't catch up with Han Shuo's mouth, where is this mouth in our big Korea? I want to go all over again. ”

Inside a certain room.

There were two people here, one standing and the other lying.

The man who was standing first kicked the lying man hard, and then took out his mobile phone and made a call.

And the person lying down was naturally Jin Yangwei.

……

Enough scolding, enough laughing.

Han Shuo finally wanted to end the battle with a meager one.

"Koreans are the most amazing, they themselves think that the Dragon Boat Festival was invented by Koreans, Chinese medicine was invented by Koreans, Confucius was invented by Koreans, Buddha was invented by Koreans, and Monkey King was also invented by Koreans...... Because Sun Wukong is playing sticks! Even the four major inventions were invented by Koreans! Then someone will definitely ask: what did the republicans invent? ”

The meager post is over here, and netizens speculated.

"That's right, the Koreans have taken over the most famous treasures of our republic, and I don't know what to say?"

"Do you want to talk about the Great Wall? I'm afraid it won't be long before the Great Wall is theirs. ”

"It's really difficult, no matter what we have to say, I'm afraid we have to become South Korean in the end."

Just when everyone was disagreeing, Han Shuo released another meager message.

"Since everyone doesn't know, then I'll sue you, our republicans invented Koreans!"

The republicans invented the Koreans!

is such a simple sentence, but it has made countless netizens listen to it with enthusiasm!

Don't you Koreans think you're very good? Say the Dragon Boat Festival is yours? TCM is also yours? Confucius is yours too? …… Then we invented you, so the treasure in your mouth is ultimately ours!

It's a relationship between elders and juniors, like parents who are too lazy to compete with their children for their things.

No matter what you say, no matter how awesome you say, you still can't escape the shackles invented by you people of our republic!

And ask yourself, the claim that the republicans invented the Koreans is not groundless.

During the Qing Dynasty, the current Korea and Korea were the Goryeo Kingdom, and Goryeo became the Tang Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, and the vassal states of the Qing Dynasty in history, also called vassal states, such as island countries, Burmese tenants, Yuenan and many other Southeast Asian countries were vassal states of the previous dynasties of the Republic. There is no doubt about this!

Netizens were also screaming excitedly one by one.

"Nima, Teacher Han Shuo, I really love you to death!"

"Teacher Han Shuo's scolding has reached a new height!"

"Our republicans invented you Koreans, this is so right, it all goes to my heart!"

"I apologize for what Han Shuo said before, and I promise that I will never scold Han Shuo again in the future!"

When those Jin Yangwei fans saw this sentence, they only felt that a mouthful of old blood was blocked in their chests, and they didn't expect Han Shuo's scolding kung fu to be so good? I'm afraid that their entire Korean people will scold together, and they may not be Han Shuo's opponents alone!

As for the cause of the scolding war, Jin Yangwei, is lying in the emergency room at the moment, life and death are unknown!